- A nightmare night oneshot with Roseluck as the lucky mare of choice. All I know is she's very superstitious (Believes in ghosts, easily scared, etc)
- Possible shipping, Anon's been there a few months. Worked with Rose in her flower shop in the beginning, now works with Pinkie or Twilight or something. I usually say 'lucky mare of choice' because that's the mare the story focuses on aside from Anon.
- Bonus points, she does like him, but her superstitious nature pisses him off.
- >You’ve been in this crazy land of tiny, pastel coloured ponies for a few months now.
- >When you first stumbled out of what you now know is called the Everfree Forest, the first pony you saw screamed her head off and ran away shouting about a monster.
- >That was Rose. She’s very superstitious and easily scared, which makes tonight, Nightmare Night, a bad time for her.
- >Nightmare Night is a lot like Hallowe’en, except one of the leaders of the country eats you if you don’t give her an offering of candy.
- >Surprisingly dark all things considered.
- >Anyway, somehow landed a job working in a flower shop with Rose, not long after you got settled in to PonyVille.
- >You think it had something to do with her sister trying to stop her from jumping to conclusions so quickly, and show her you weren’t a monster.
- >That was hell.
- >Things got so bad you eventually quit, after having one too many flower pots smashed into your skull.
- >You guess you did walk quite quietly, but that was still no reason to cause grievous head trauma with pottery.
- >You landed a sweet job at the town bakery, working alongside this hyperactive, pink ball of sugar, known as Pinkie Pie.
- >She LOVED Nightmare Night.
- >Rose seemed to calm down after you’d quit, she even came by and apologised one day.
- >Too bad for her, the Cakes were off looking after their kids, and Pinkie and you were swamped behind the counter, so you didn’t hear it.
- >You’d seen her about town now and again, and she’d blush and look away, which you always put down to her feeling like a moron after how she’d acted.
- >Back to tonight.
- >You’ve seen Pinkie running about with a group of screaming fillies and colts.
- >That’s just like her.
- >Suddenly, a loud scream pierces the heavens themselves.
- >Oh god it’s the end of days.
- >Why didn’t you lead a more hedonistic life.
- >You didn’t even get to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
- >Now she was a sweet piece of flank.
- >”OH CELESTIA! GHOSTS! SOMEPONY HELP!”
- >Oh nevermind, it’s just Rose again.
- >Guess you can at least calm her down, and stop her ruining everyone else’s night.
- >Turning the corner you see her cowering behind some barrels.
- >You kneel down next to her.
- “Rose, what the fuck?”
- >”ANON? I SAW SOME GHOSTS!”
- “It was just some ponies in costumes.”
- >”THEY WERE REAL! I COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!”
- “It’s Nightmare Night, it’s probably just some unicorn using a spell of some sort.”
- >This fucking mare, one of these days...
- >”ANON! You have to help me. Get me away from these... THINGS!”
- “Ghosts can’t hurt you. Poltergeists on the other hand, now you want to watch out for them.”
- >Heh
- “Too bad you can’t see them, so I guess you can’t really watch out for them.”
- >Now she’s clinging onto your arm, shaking like Rarity’s fun dungeon in the middle of estrus.
- >You’ve heard the stories about that place, from some stallions who were unlucky enough to get caught.
- >Fortunately, you didn’t turn up in this place until after estrus had passed.
- >Weren’t you doing something?
- >Oh right, trying to dislodge Rose from your arm.
- “Rose. Rose. Rose, can you let go of my arm? I need it for things.”
- >”Oh right, yeah. I guess.”
- >Her face is brighter than the sun itself.
- >What’s her deal anyway?
- >...
- >She doesn’t?
- >Does she?
- >Oh god she does, doesn’t she.
- >That explains a lot.
- >Well she doesn’t have a chance in hell
- >You aren’t going to be woken up at three in the morning to wails of terror emanating right next to your ear drums.
- >The only wailing is going to be from crazy mares in the throes of ecstasy.
- >Hey there’s an idea, gotta get laid on Nightmare Night.
- >Maybe you could fuck Princess Luna. That’d be one hell of a catch.
- >”Uh anon? You alright? You’ve been sitting there for a while now not moving.”
- >Why can’t you keep to one train of thought.
- >Wonder if they have train sets here.
- “Yeah listen, I have to go over there and do some things. See you later.”
- >”Oh, alright then.”
- >She sounds downtrodden.
- >What a shame.
- >Where’s Moonbutt.
- >”SILENCE, YOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP!”
- >Found her.
- >You walk up to her, with a pocket full of cool.
- “Hey Princess, how’s your night going?”
- >”Anonymous, the human. Hello.”
- >Ice cold, just how you like it.
- >”My night is going well.”
- “May I congratulate you one another wonderful night sky? I’ve always loved the night, much more peaceful than during the day.”
- >”Really? Someone appreciates my night?”
- “Well it’s hard not to, when you do such a good job.”
- >Is she?
- >Wow that was easy; she’s already going in for a kiss.
- >Guess a thousand years of solitude can make a mare desperate.
- >Well, better get this show on the road if you want to bang her.
- >Leaning forwards, your lips about to touch, when suddenly
- >”ZOMBIES!? SOMEPONY HELP ME!”
- >Are you fucking kidding me?
- >”What was that?”
- “Just ignore it Princess, it was nothing.”
- >”If one of my subjects requires assistance, I must render aid in any way I can.”
- >She flies off.
- >Fucking Rose.
- >Hope she doesn’t wake up tomorrow.
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