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"Fluffy Research" 6/?

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  1. "Fluffy Research"
  2. 6/?
  3. >You are Dylan, a freelance researcher, mid 20’s, brown hair, lazy attitude and you’re a complete nerd.
  4. >You just got hired by the WWF to study a new type of “animal” that's becoming a problem worldwide.
  5. >They call it a "Fluffy pony"
  6. >you’ve never heard of such a thing and took the case out of curiosity.
  7. >Man was that a stupid idea, you had no idea working with them would be this hard.
  8. >You are currently sitting in your chair, looking at the monitors displaying a heart wrenching scene.
  9. >The monitors are showing Plum hugging the gray mare tightly while the mare cries her heart out, soaking Plum’s
  10.  
  11. fluff with her tears.
  12. >The newborn foals are gently sucking at their teats, Plum helping the Runt and the grey mare helping her other
  13.  
  14. two.
  15. >At random intervals, the mare gently hugs the dead body of her fourth, stillborn foal while crying ever so
  16.  
  17. lightly.
  18. >The grey mare gave birth about an hour ago, but she still hasn’t gotten over the loss of her fourth foal, you
  19.  
  20. doubt she’ll ever get over it.
  21. >She spent her whole pregnancy begging everything and everyone she knew for healthy living foals, this wish didn’t
  22.  
  23. come true, she tried her very best, but in the end nature came and took one foal away.
  24.  
  25. >You try your best not to cry at the scene, but it’s pointless, despite your best efforts, a few tears stream down
  26.  
  27. your cheek.
  28. >Your thoughts are cut short when you notice that the other mares in the herd are looking at one of the healthy
  29.  
  30. foals.
  31. >It’s the third one, a light bluish earth fluffy with a vibrant red mane, but to your surprise, the mares aren’t
  32.  
  33. looking at the foals back, they’ve turned it around and are looking at its genitalia and teats.
  34. >Puzzled, you zoom in and watch; the mares poke the skin around the area where the foal’s undeveloped teats should
  35.  
  36. be.
  37. >The silence is broken when a mare suddenly exclaims; “dis specia mummah!”
  38. >The other mares around her seem to agree to this, looking at each other and bopping their heads.
  39. >You just sit there looking like a Picasso painting, face a complete mess.
  40. >What the heck is a “special mother?” What strange alien thing might it be? The mares don’t seem scared or angry so
  41.  
  42. it can’t be anything bad.
  43.  
  44. >Before you can think any further, the smarty friend walks up to the mares and takes a look as well, she reaches
  45.  
  46. the same conclusion.
  47. >Not getting any answer from the herd, you turn to your own mini herd and ask them; “Leroy, what’s a special
  48.  
  49. mummah?”
  50. >Leeroy perks up as you mention his name and looks at you with a bright smile, he then speaks up with a cheerful
  51.  
  52. tone; “Speciaw mummah is spciaw mummah siwwy daddeh!”
  53. >”I know what it’s called Leeroy, I want to know what makes her special? What makes her different from any other
  54.  
  55. mother?” You reply with a stoic undertone.
  56. >”Wha make mummah speciaw? Speciaw mummah be guu fo hewd. Speciaw mummah haf fouw miwk tingies. Speciaw mummah guu
  57.  
  58. mummah wit wots o babbhes!” Leeroy cheerfully explains to the best of his ability.
  59. >After processing his speech everything clicks into place like a 50000 piece Ravensberger puzzle.
  60. >The mares are special because they’re born with four teats!
  61. > Wait; hold on, did Leeroy just count to four?
  62. >So that’s what they call the old breeder mares, most people thought those genes died out after a couple of
  63.  
  64. generations as large litters suckling a lot of milk wasn’t good for any herd.
  65. >You quickly scribble this down and go back to the herd; they’ve scattered off, the excitement most probably wore
  66.  
  67. off, or the Smarty told them to leave.
  68. >The only fluffies left are the smarty, Plum, the mare and the foals.
  69. >From what you can tell, the smarty said something special while you were talking to Leeroy, because now the grey
  70.  
  71. mare is hugging her dead foal tighter than before, mumbling something to it, after a while the mare gently puts the
  72.  
  73. foal down in front of the smarty.
  74. >The smarty picks it up gently in her mouth and slowly walks out of the cave, curious; you change cameras and watch
  75.  
  76. her.
  77.  
  78. >A she comes out of the cave, she steers hard left and walks over to a small cluster of bushes a good bit away from
  79.  
  80. the cave, not wasting any time, she walks inside
  81. >You can’t see what she’s doing in there at all, but it doesn’t take her long to finish, four minutes later you see
  82.  
  83. her walking back to the cave.
  84. >Curious, you put the cameras on record and walk outside; the weather is actually quite nice today.
  85. >You gently sneak your way over to the bushes, doing your very best to avoid detection by the herd, once there you
  86.  
  87. peek inside.
  88. >At first glance, you don’t see anything, but then you notice it. Under one of the bushes, there’s a small pile of
  89.  
  90. what appears to be leaves.
  91. >You gently lift the leaves and look under them, there you see the foal lying on its side, all cleaned up and
  92.  
  93. pretty. It looks like it’s sleeping, but alas, it never got to see the world.
  94. >Not wanting to disturb or damage anything, you snap a few pictures with your camera before placing the leaves onto
  95.  
  96. of the foal again.
  97.  >Satisfied with the result, you sneak back into your part of the “cave” again, your mind lost in thought.
  98.  
  99. >You’ll have to look into this sometime, but right now you have a herd to study.
  100. >The herd hasn’t done much since you left; the smarty from what you can tell went inside and hugged the mother to
  101.  
  102. let her know everything would be okay soon.
  103. >The rest of the herd is doing what fluffies do; some are playing, others are drinking water and some are sleeping
  104.  
  105. in small fluffpiles.
  106. >The heated floor idea was brilliant.
  107. >The smarty friend gently stops hugging the grey mare after a short while and takes her leave and walks over to
  108.  
  109. some of the other fluffies in the herd.
  110. >Looking over your notes you notice something, you haven’t really named any of the fluffies in the herd and writing
  111.  
  112. “Purple smarty friend” is getting kind of tiresome.
  113. >Looking at the herd, you quickly find a name for the smarty; “Purple”
  114. >the grey mare is a tad harder though, but you manage to find her a name in the end; Aurora
  115. >the rest of the herd doesn’t really need names, as you aren’t focusing on them yet.
  116. >Content with the names, you sit back and watch plum and Aurora tend to the three foals gently suckling on their
  117.  
  118. teats.
  119. >The Time ahead for Aurora will be tough at best, fall is here and the foals won’t mature for another 4-5 months,
  120.  
  121. meaning that they might end up dying before spring.
  122. >The other dams in the herd will have it even tougher though, they haven’t popped yet and from what you can see and
  123.  
  124. tell when it comes to food, you wouldn’t count on foals born during winter to survive.
  125.  
  126. >This is most probably the reason a lot of feral herds up north disappear or shrink during winter; the mare’s
  127.  
  128. maternal instinct is just too great.
  129. >They try all they can year around to make more “babbhes”, it might work during spring and summer, but that’s
  130.  
  131. because food is available, during winter snow covers a lot of the area up north.
  132. >This will result in the mares wasting energy on having foals, feeding them and keeping them warm during the
  133.  
  134. coldest parts of winter.
  135. >From what you’ve read in the notes available from researchers and exterminators, the mares are the problem during
  136.  
  137. winter, they get foals, run out of food, try their best to keep themselves and the foals alive, but end up dying
  138.  
  139. heartbroken over their dead foals, all alone out in the cold somewhere.
  140. >There is no need to worry for this herd though, if things go out of hand, you’ll just have to help feed them
  141.  
  142. secretly through the winter months.
  143. >Nothing is going to kill members of this herd, weather or foe; you’ll make sure they all stay safe.