- >sitting on couch
- >fat pony waddles over to you because she wants to have a snack.
- >she tries to climb onto couch.
- >she gets exhausted and rolls backward.
- >you pick her up with three household cranes.
- >she moans about missing her second brunch.
- >the cookie dough tub in the living room is empty; time to bring her into the kitchen.
- >you coat her flanks with butter to squeeze her through the doorway.
- >as gently as you can, you drop her in front of the fridge and open it.
- >on seeing the contents of the fridge, she uses her horn magic to levitate food items one by one into her mouth.
- >you let her feed herself for a while.
- >she suddenly whines about the fridge being empty and the open door is making her cold.
- >she can't move away because her hooves no longer touch the ground.
- >you yell at her for not releasing HL3 yet.
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