Who Poop Last?

>Day DON'T GET ELIMINATED in Equestria.

>You are Anon.

>Ex Japanese gameshow host from Earth.

>In Ponyville you create great games that all the ponies love.

>Currently you have the mane six locked in a room, strapped to chairs.

>You look into the camera that is broadcasting your show all over Equestria.

"HERRRRO! Now we pray everybody a favorite game! WHO POOP RAST!?"

>Twilight struggles against her chair, "Anon! Let us go! This is more weird than your library game!"

>Pinkie Pie won't stop moving, "this is FUN!"

>You run over and rub Fluttershy's head.

"Everybody be more rike Fruttershy, happy peace funtime! REEEEEET'S PURAY!"

>Pulling a pill from your pocket, you hold it up in front of you.

"I feed you all many poo poo pir rast night! Now it charrenge to see,"

>You smile at the camera.

"WHO. POOP. RAST!?"

>Rarity is crying into her chest, "h-how vile..."

>Rainbow Dash looks relatively comfortable.

>"No problem. I go once a week anyways. No time to poo when you're going fast."

>Applejack looks very uncomfortable and her stomach growls.

>"Ah swear, life was good before this freaky critter came here. Ugh."

>You press gently on Fluttershy's belly.

>She whines and her stomach makes gurgling noises.

"Fruttershy, you want poooooop?"

>She looks up at you, "Is it y-your f-fetish?"

>You slap her.

"My fetish kawaii uguu moe, not dirty pig disgusting pony."

 

 

>It has been twenty minutes.

>All of the ponies are moaning in discomfort except for Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

>You walk over to Pinkie.

"I think pink pony might win!"

>She smiles and nods quickly, "Yep! I can hold my poo a reeeeealy long time, like this one time I didn't go for two weeks because I ate a bad chimicherrychanga and the doctor said I had to stop using the plunger to try getting it out because the hemroi-" *SPLAT*

>You jump back as watery shit is splashed all over the stage.

>The other ponies gasp in disgust.

>Pinkie Pie twitches and shivers, a little more liquid dripping out.

"PINK PONY POOP! BYE BYE!"

>She is dropped through the floor and a scruffy janitor runs out to clean up the shit.

"Now we pray charrenge gamu!"

>Rarity shakes her head, on the verge of a panic attack, "I can't even understand what he's saying!"

>A small hole opens up in the ground in front of each pony.

>Mechanical arms with boxing gloves attached come up, stopping in front of each of their stomachs.

"We pray, MAIKU TYSON TRIVIA!"

>You hold up your cards,

"First question: Twiright Sparkaru, where do baby comu from?"

>She starts sweating and her eyes dart to each of her friends.

>They look just as scared.

>"Um, they come from love. No! They come from the anus! The anus!"

>You pull a lever.

"WRONG ANSWER PUNCHU!"

>The boxing glove strikes purple notsosmart in the gut.

>She gasps and spits across the room but holds her shit in.

>Her tears are precious.

"Okay! Next up, Rainbow resbian!"

 

 

>Rainbow Dash smiles, "too easy."

"Question: squea root ovu nine!"

>Twilight tries to answer but her pain makes her words silent.

>Rainbow Dash looks rattled now.

>"Uhhhh, two?"

>Another lever is pulled and Rainbow Dash recieves a swift punch.

>She yelps and shit splatters everywhere.

>Like with Pinkie, Rainbow Dash is dropped through the floor in a mist of crap.

"Resbian bye bye! Next up, Rarity!"

>She lets out a nervous fart.

>"Th-that wasn't me!"

"Question: how rong does dragon rive?"

>"I can't understand you!"

"How. Rong. Do. Dragon. Rive?"

>She whines and a trickle of liquid shit makes it's way down her leg.

>"Grooooooss!"

>Her bowels release, unleashing the biggest lake of brown yet.

>Rarity is dropped through the floor bawling.

"Gamu ova! Three pony left! Now we wait!"

>…

>After another twenty minutes, you sit on a toilet in the middle of the room.

>Twilight is biting her lip in agony.

>Applejack has tears streaming down her face.

>Fluttershy is hyperventilating and hiding in her mane.

"I take poop, you watch!"

>You pull out a newspaper and begin to have a comfortable poo.

"Ahhh... Poop feel nice. Fruttershy, you rike a poop?"

>She looks at your crotch, "I like d-d-dick."

>You look Applejack in the eyes and grunt.

"Apperjack want take poop?"

>She shakes her head, "when ah get outta here, yer gettin' appleslapped back to whatever freaky world ye came from!"

>You smile at Twilight.

"Twiright Sparkaru? Twiright pooparu?"

>"I'm going to-" *PRAAPPP*

 

 

>Twilight Sparkle loses her shit.

>A solid brick slides out and slaps onto the floor.

>You reach back and flush your toilet, dropping Twilight through a hole.

"POOPOO IS MAGIC! TWIRIGHT ERIMINATED!"

>You wipe and stand up.

"Radies and genter corts, two pony reft! WHO. POOP. RAST?!"

>Applejack breaks down crying, "ah can't do it! Ah jus can't!"

>She pisses and shits herself in a flurry of yellow and brown.

>It runs down her tail and she hangs her head in shame.

>You eject her and let Fluttershy go.

>Butterflutter is raised up on a platform.

"FRUTTERSHY WIN! GREAT CHAMPION!"

>She looks around terrified, "I'd like to u-use the r-r-restroom."

>You hold up your hand,

"Fruttershy, you win grando purize!"

>She looks down at you, "wh-what is it?"

>You look at the camera and smile.

"Grando purize! SRIME!"

>A large door opens up above Fluttershy, dropping gallons of shit on her.

>All of the contestants and your own shit showers the pony.

>She squeaks, brown bubbles coming out of her nose.

>Her tail lifts and she farts quietly, a twinky sliding out.

>"This is my fetish..."

>Another great day of fun games in Equestria.