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>Day tapeworms in Equestria.

>You are Anon.

>And yes

>You have a tapeworm.

>All because you trusted Fluttershy once.

>But once was all it took.

>She had come over asking about a new fetish.

>Meat.

>It wasn't hard to make a choice.

>A year without a burger will do that to you.

>So you went to her cottage.

>Fuck you right?

>Well she didn't try this time surprisingly.

>She actually made you a burger!

>When you asked what it was made from, she told you a cow had broken it's legs and had been suffering.

>Without further interrogation you destroyed that burger.

>And

>It was the best damn burger you had ever eaten.

>Then Alice had came.

>Yes, your tapeworm had a name.

>Because in Equestria

>Tapeworms could talk.

>Wherever you went now, Alice was there.

>Talking to you.

>But the truly odd thing is,

>You liked her.

>She shared your sense of humor, tastes in food and drink.

>And hated Fluttershy.

 

 

>So here you are.

>Another day of working for Roseluck tending to plants.

>It was basically your job on Earth so why not?

>The only problem:

>"She sooo wants to fuck you bro," Alice chuckles.

>You are glad none of the ponies can hear her.

>It's more of a voice in your head.

>Fucking Equestrian tapeworms, how do they work?

I don't think so Alice...

>Roseluck notices you looking at her over a shrub.

>She blushes and waves a hoof at you.

>Alright.

>She was pretty damn cute.

>For a pony.

>No way you would ever fuck a horse.

>Even if they could talk and/or do magic.

Nah, I think she's like that with everyone.

>You see Roseluck hold up her spade.

>With her eyes locked on yours, she inserts the rounded handle into her mouth and begins sucking, pointing at your pants.

Okay maybe it's time to find a new job...

>Alice laughs heartily.

>Then your tapey senses begin to tingle.

>You turn and see Fluttershy behind you.

Did you just grab my ass?

>She shrinks before you, "n-no... Is that your fe-fetish?"

No. Go home Fluttershy.

>She regains her confidence, or what little she has.

>"I have some m-more m-m-meat there..."

>Your stomach grumbles.

>"Alice hungry!"

>You debate this.

>Seems legit.

Hey Roseluck I'm taking my lunch... Break...

>She's still sucking on the spade and is now doing something vulgar with a rake.

Let's go Flutterbutt.

 

 

>You get to her cottage.

>Alice is wiggling inside you in excitement for the oncoming meat.

>"If this bitch tries anything though, I'll kill her!"

>You hold back a laugh and mutter

What are you gonna do, come out of my ass?

>Fluttershy turns back to you, "um, did you say something Anon?"

Y-yeah I said... Did you just grab my ass?!

>She looks confused.

>"B-but I'm all the way over h-here..."

>You sit on her couch.

I know your tricks!

>She laughs awkwardly and begins preparing your meal.

>Nothing like having a girl cook for you.

>Even if it was an annoying, creepy, zoo-smelling pony.

>"I would cook for you if I could Anon!"

Thanks Alice.

>You can't break the habit of physically talking to her even though she seems to be able to know what you are thinking.

>'How do you do that Alice?'

>"I'm inside you bro. Deep inside you. Like, I hang out with your sperm. Pretty chill guys."

>You have to press your hand over your mouth to keep from laughing.

>Fluttershy is too busy with her Colt Foreman Grill to notice.

>'Alice, if you were a human I would date you in a heartbeat.'

>She doesn't respond.

>"A-all ready!" Fluttershy announces.

>You get up and walk quickly to the table.

Meat!

 

 

>This burger was even better than the last.

>Alice is stuffed.

Thanks Flutterbooboo.

>You rub her head.

>"Um... Please d-don't call me that... If t-that's okay with you...'

>What's this?!

>You found something that annoys her?!

>You give her your best shit eating grin.

Whatever you say.

My little Flutterbooboo.

>She whines and takes your plate to the sink.

>You make sure to get the name in a few more times before you leave.

>"Back to work?" Alice asks.

Back to work.

>"With Roseluck?"

With Roseluck.

>When you get back to work however, Roseluck is busy for the rest of the day and you don't see her much.

>Everything is closed down and you put your gloves, apron and bandanna in the shed.

>You turn to leave and see Roseluck standing in the doorway.

>"Hey Anon, good work today... You worked up a... Good sweat."

>You blink.

>"Aw hell no!" Alice groans.

>Roseluck is about as nervous as Fluttershy.

>You can see her spaghetti dripping from the seed pouch she carries.

>"H-hey, I know I'm your boss and what not, hehehe... But um. Uh, you wanna, c-c-cum-"

>Alice shouts, "RUN FOR IT!"

>"C-c-come over to my place for some dinner?"

>Oh.

>"Ah... I understand if you're busy but um, I have some fish I could grill."

>Alice's favorite.

>Your favorite.

>It's goin' down.

 

 

>You Sit on Roseluck's couch as she clatters around her kitchen.

>Of course her house is filled with potted plants and flowers.

>And the sad thing is, you can name every one.

>"Hey listen," Alice speaks up.

>She sounds nervous.

>"I-if you decide to do something with Roseluck tonight I... Don't mind."

>You laugh.

Really? You think I would change my mind about horse fuckery now?

>"Ah... Yeah hehe... That was stupid of me..."

>Roseluck shouts from the kitchen, "hey Anon! That record player behind you has a record by Horsey Lewis And The News on it! A really solid album if you want some background music!"

>Fuck no.

I'm good!

>Her head pops in, "I have some wine if you want a glass?"

>Bad idea.

>"Do it," Alice says.

>"I wanna get drunk."

>Alice has only been drunk once.

>Best. Night. Ever.

>You get up and follow Roseluck.

I guess a glass or two won't hurt.

>Roseluck grabs a bottle of Punch Berry Wine as you sit down, "Or three or four..."

 

 

>Two glasses of wine later and dinner is ready.

>Roseluck can hold her wine well.

>Well, she does have a lot of bottles over there...

>You are feeling a little buzzed and Alice is almost there.

>Roseluck brings the fish in from off her grill and places a fillet on your plate.

>It looks amazing!

>It smells amazing!

>Roseluck watches expectantly as you take a bite.

>It IS amazing!

This is probably the best meal I've had since I've been in Equestria!

>Alice huffs, "It's alright. Nothing special. Not the best. I've had better."

>You ignore her and squirt a little lemon on the fish.

Seriously Roseluck, you should cook for a living! This is amazing!

>She leans toward you with her hooves under her chin, "sucking up won't get you a raise you know."

>You look up at her while you chew and she bites her lip.

>"But if I suck you up will I get a 'raise'?"

>You choke on a bite of fish.

>"Run Anon!" Alice shouts.

>There's a knock on the door.

>Roseluck gets up, "who could it be at this hour?"

>You follow her, thinking of an excuse to go home.

>She opens the door and there stands Fluttershy.

>"Um, h-hello..."

 

 

>You get the crazy thought that she has come to guess Roseluck's fetish, but then she holds up a plate with two burgers on it.

>"M-my house is being bug bombed, s-so I c-couldn't stay... Could I maybe eat h-here? I brought burgers..."

>"This is great!" Alice tells you, "convince Roseluck to let her stay!"

>It takes some work and a promise to work without a shirt tomorrow, but Roseluck lets her in.

>So all three of you sit at the table.

>You devour the two burgers Fluttershy brought and down another glass of wine.

>Alice is pretty drunk now.

Thanks girls!

>Fluttershy smiles at Roseluck, "I'm s-so glad you liked my burgers the best Anon."

>Roseluck glares at her, "you obviously didn't hear what he said about MY cooking!"

>Fluttershy stands and ruffles her feathers, "I bet y-you don't even know what his f-fetish is!"

>Roseluck raises an eyebrow, "what does that have to do with anything?"

>Fluttershy crosses her legs as though she has won, "I happen to kn-know what his fetish is!"

>"Cat fight! Bitch fight!" Alice slurs.

>Roseluck looks interested now.

>You definitely are.

>Fluttershy takes a deep breath.

>"A-Anon's fetish is..."

Is?

>"C-cunt..."

 

 

WHAAAAAT?!

>You bust up laughing.

>Roseluck spews some wine she was drinking.

>Alice roars with laughter inside you.

>Fluttershy blushes and hides in her mane.

Fl-Fluttershy what do you mean by 'cunt'?

>She shifts uncomfortably.

>"Y-y-you u-u-use c-curse words a lot so... I t-thought they t-turned you on..."

>You wipe tears from your eyes and take another sip of wine.

Yes Fluttershy. Words like 'shit' and 'bitch' get me ROCK hard!

>Roseluck is in fits now.

>The rest of the night is filled with cussing, more wine and NOT fucking ponies.

>Overall a wonderful evening.

>You say your goodbyes to Roseluck and Fluttershy then leave.

>On your way home you notice Fluttershy has been following you ever since you left.

>You stop and sigh.

Go home Fluttershy.

>She whines.

>"Um, but m-my house is still being... *whine* s-shitty da-damn bug bombed..."

>You're on your knees in laughter now.

>"S-so c-can I stay at your place t-tonight?"

>You end your giggle fit and stand,

Because of your horrible attempt at cussing, yes.

>She squees and flies up to you.

>"S-so it IS your fetish?!"

>God she smells like a hamster cage.

No. And you're sleeping on the couch tonight.

>You turn and walk.

Come on.

>Alice mutters, "this is a bad idea..."

 

 

>You get to your house and lay out a bed for Fluttershy on your couch.

>She whines and looks around nervously, stepping from hoof to hoof.

You gotta use the bathroom Flutterbooboo?

>She flinches at the name, "um, no I don't have to use the-" she cuts herself off and gulps, "I... Don't have to s-SHIT!"

>Awkward silence.

>Fluttershy seems appalled at what she has said.

>You strain a nut holding in your laughter,

Oh yeah Flutterbooboo, it gets me so hard when you cuss.

>She looks a bit happier, "s-so that means I can sleep upstairs with you?!"

>Alice mutters angry drunken words you can't understand.

>You pet Fluttershy's head, making her create a puddle on your nice carpet.

Oh no Fluttershy, you smell like kitty litter.

>You begin to walk to your room.

Goodnight! And remember: stay outta my room.

>You hear her mutter, "fuck..." then she curls up on the couch.

>You would have to burn that thing tomorrow.

>"Make sure to lock the door," Alice tells you as you get into your room.

>You do, and your dick feels at peace.

>You strip and slide into the bed.

Tonight was fun.

>Alice agrees and you can feel her snuggle in your intestines.

>"I love you Anon."

>She's never said that before...

>Must be the wine talking.

>You pull your pillow close and close your eyes.

I love you too Alice.

 

 

>You are woken up at two thirty in the morning by screaming.

>You snap your eyes open.

>Fluttershy is at your bedside screaming at your cock.

>"F-FUCK! SH-SH-SHIT! POOP! DAMN! ST-STUPID!"

>You sit up,

FLUTTERSHY WHAT THE FUCK?! IT'S TWO THIRTY IN THE MORNING!

>You look over and see your bedroom door open.

>You get up and walk to it in your underwear,

AND YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!

>You slam it,

AGAIN!

>Wait a second...

>Brain processing.

How did you get in here?!

>She holds up a screwdriver.

Whatever- wh-what the fuck were you doing?!

>She blushes.

>"Well, your f-fetish is curse words s-so, I thought I'd curse at your... dick until it got hard..."

>Honestly?

So your brilliant plan was to yell at my junk then rape me?

>She flutters up, "oh Anon, don't be afraid to speak in fetish, instead of 'junk', say 'dick' or 'cock' or 'hot monkey dick', and i-instead of 'rape', say 'fuck' or 'passionate cornholing'..."

>Getting a lesson in talking dirty from Flutterbutt.

>Great.

Fluttershy, go home. Go home Fluttershy.

>She hops into your bed and gives you puppy eyes.

>"But... My f-fucking house..."

>You facepalm.

>It just sounded wrong when she did it.

Fine.

Fuck.

Stay.

>You lay down next to her.

But I swear to satan if you fucking touch me...

>You fall asleep to Fluttershy whispering 'fuck' and 'cunt' into your ear.

 

 

>The time: four in the morning.

>No pudding, but Flutterbooboo is asleep next to you.

>No signs that you have been raped in your sleep, but that's not what woke you up.

>Alice is moving around inside you.

>You can hear her panting.

Alice are you alright?!

>You make sure to whisper.

>Your bed already smells like a pound and Flutter is not even making her twat puddles.

>"O-oh you're awake!" Alice sounds like she's in pain.

Yeah, Alice are you alright?

>Silence.

Alice?

>"Hey, remember how I said I loved you?"

>You prop yourself up on an elbow.

Yeah.

>"Well... I really meant it. Like, no matter what."

No matter what?

>That sounded ominous.

What's that supposed to mean?

>"I just want to know, w-will you love me no matter what?"

Of course!

>You wince and check to see if Butterflybutt is still snoozing.

>Coast is clear.

What's up Alice?

>"Well..."

>You feel her squirm.

>Isn't she a bit out of place?

>You tense up and gasp as you feel something in your bowls.

>Your prostate.

>Alice is rubbing herself against it.

>"I... I want to make you feel good Anon!"

 

 

>You roll off the bed and crawl for your bathroom.

>Alice keeps stroking inside of you.

>She's moaning.

>You're hard as diamond and there's nothing you can do.

>"I love you so much Anon!"

>You get to the bathroom and close the door.

>Alice shifts her attention and you collapse in ecstacy.

>"I know how those ponies look at you. They want to fuck you so badly. But they can't have you. They don't know what you want. I do. I'm inside you all the time. I know your thoughts. Your dreams. Your fears."

>It sounds like she's right in your ear moaning all this.

>Fear and ecstasy flow through you at the same time.

Alice stop! I don't like this!

>She shifts again, "your body says otherwise. Just relax, I guarantee no other female could pleasure you like I can..."

>You groan and begin to cum.

>Months of backed up loads spurt out into your underwear.

>You begin to sob.

>Never in your life have you felt so used.

>So disgusted.

>So betrayed.

>You crawl up to the toilet and throw up.

>Without anymore energy, you fall back to the floor and curl into a ball.

>"You're just confused Anon."

>You bite your lip.

>"You will see that I'm the perfect match for you."

>You begin to pick at a spot in the tile as you cry silently.

>"After all, I'm already settled in inside of you."

Stop...

>"And soon, my eggs will hatch..."

Please no...

>"Our children will be beautiful."

 

 

>The morning light streams into the bathroom.

>You wake up on the floor.

>You remember everything.

>Alice.

>You get up and look at yourself in the mirror.

>It's like a goul is staring at you.

>You bush your teeth and shave.

>After a shower, you head back to your room and get dressed.

>Alice has been silent.

>Fluttershy is still in your bed asleep.

Fluttershy.

>You nudge her.

>She wakes up and yawns.

>Go-good fu-fucking morning Anon."

Let's go.

>She slides off the bed, "where?"

To Twilight's.

>You leave your house with Fluttershy.

>After getting to Twilight's you ask to speak to her in her room.

>Alice finally rears her head.

>"What do you think you're doing?"

>'Leave me alone'.

>"Anon think about this!"

>'I did. After you raped me.'

>You tell Twilight and Fluttershy everything.

>Twilight tells you Equestrian tapeworms are pretty common.

>And that there's a simple potion to get rid of them.

 

 

>Alice squirms and pleads the whole time Twilight mixes the potion.

>'I can't live like this'.

>"But what about our babies?!"

>'Not ours. Yours. Your eggs you put inside of me'.

>"But I made them with tissues from your digestive tract!"

>You ignore her.

>"Alright it's done!" Twilight announces.

>You take the mug and smell it.

>It's odorless and thick.

>"Think about our time together Anon!" Alice is crying now.

>'It was fun for a time'.

>"G-go ahead Anon," Fluttershy looks scared.

>You raise the mug.

>"NO!" Alice screams.

>You feel a tearing sensation in your stomach.

>The potion falls from your hand as you drop to you knees and grab your stomach.

AUGH! WHAT'S- TWI- TWILIGHT!

>Fluttershy and Twilight rush to your side.

>"The parasite is fighting for it's life!" Twilight panics, "It's attempting to eat through the intestines!"

>You groan and beg Alice to stop.

>Twilight uses magic to lift the mug and scoop up more potion.

>She pins you down on your back.

>"Fluttershy! Take the potion and make him drink it!"

>You can feel Alice tearing your insides apart with every movement.

STOOOOP!

>Fluttershy grabs the mug and brings it to your lips.

 

 

>The potion burns like gin as it slides down your throat.

>Alice screams in defeat and stops trying to eat through you.

>"A-Anon..."

>You breathe heavy in relief that the pain has stopped.

>Twilight and Fluttershy stare at you worried.

>"Anon I'm sorry..."

It's too late Alice.

>"I never wanted to hurt you."

>You can feel the potion sliding into your stomach.

>"I only wanted you to be happy here."

>She's crying.

>"I love you so much... And I wanted you to love me."

>You place a hand on your stomach.

>It feels like the potion is doing it's job now.

>You burp and a little red smoke comes out.

>"She's melting..." Twilight says.

>Alice whispers, "you were... A good... Host..."

>Then she's gone.

>After giving your body a checkup, Twilight announces there's no traces of tapeworm in your body and that your insides aren't ruined.

>"Just take these pills twice a day and it should be fine."

>You look at Fluttershy.

Want to go to Roseluck's for lunch Flutterbooboo?

>She smiles, "no f-fucking burgers right?"

>The two of you laugh together and leave a confused looking Twilight.

>A vegetarian diet doesn't sound so bad.

 

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