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Tuesday

By: Slasher_Science on Jun 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.89 KB  |  hits: 165  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Today is Tuesday.
  2. >Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday.
  3. >So you decide to stay home and become acquainted with ponyland's version of cinema.
  4. >However, part way into your movie, there's a knock on the door.
  5. >You get up and find that it's Fluttershy.
  6. >She's crying and looks scared.
  7. >"A-anon y-y-you have to c-come!"
  8. >You hold up your hands,
  9. Whoa whoa, slow down! What's wrong?
  10. >Fluttershy wrings her hooves together.
  11. >"It's Lyra, p-please help..."
  12. >You throw down your remote, grab Fluttershy's hoof and take off running.
  13. Where is she? What's wrong?
  14. >Fluttershy flaps to keep up beside you with tears trailing behind her.
  15. >"T-town square, sh-she needs your help!"
  16. >If she's hurt, why is no one else helping her?
  17. >You see three ponies up ahead.
  18. >One of them you recognize as Colgate.
  19. >Another is a unicorn with a pink mane that Colgate and Lyra are usually hanging out with.
  20. >And then there's Lyra, backed up against the wall and covering her belly crying.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. >You stop and wheeze to Fluttershy,
  24. Is she hurt? Why are they not helping her?
  25. >Fluttershy lands and wipes her eyes.
  26. >"N-no, they're being... BIG MEANIES!"
  27. >Her shout catches you off guard and causes the three unicorns to look at you.
  28. >You pat Fluttershy's head and walk forward.
  29. Hey girls, what's going on?
  30. >Colgate and the other pony look at eachother delighted.
  31. >Lyra shakes her head, "nonononono..."
  32. >The two unicorns each grab one of Lyra's hooves and rip them away from her belly, pinning them to the wall.
  33. Hey, take it easy!
  34. >Colgate points with one hoof, "Anon, look look!"
  35. >You bend down and look a little closer at Lyra's stomach.
  36. >Lyra closes her eyes and shakes her head faster, "nonononono please..."
  37. >This feels really wrong.
  38. >But you see what they're pointing at.
  39. >On her lower abdomen is a barely fuzzy patch where Lyra's teets are.
  40. >Looking at them definitely feels wrong.
  41. >But in the center is a place where a patch of fur appears to have been brushed aside.
  42. >And underneath,
  43. >Is a navel.
  44. So what? It's her belly button.
  45.  
  46.  
  47. >The three ponies look at you confused.
  48. >The pink mane says, "belly button? You know what that thing is?"
  49. >Wait, do ponies in Equestria not have belly buttons?
  50. >"That thing is gross! What IS it? A deformity?!" Colgate sticks her tongue out.
  51. >You grab their hooves and pull them away.
  52. >Lyra sinks to the ground hidding her belly and sobbing into her hooves.
  53. >"I d-don't know what it is... I... I didn't want anyone to find out! I'm a freak!"
  54. >The pink maned pony prances around laughing, "Lyra is grooooss! Lyra is grooooss!"
  55. >Colgate laughs along.
  56. >Wow, you thought they were all friends.
  57. >Feeling your anger rise, you stand up and lift your shirt.
  58. >The two ponies stop and stare.
  59. Look! I have one too! It's called a belly button and every human has one! Every mammal should have one!
  60. >They look disgusted.
  61. >"It looks so weird!"
  62. >Colgate looks at Lyra, "wait, is this part of your human fetish?!"
  63. >Lyra looks up like she has just been slapped in the face.
  64. >She glances at you, her cheeks flushing, "NO!"
  65. >Colgate whinnys, "you sick pony! Your fetish is so weird you actually made that gross looking hole to BE like him?!"
  66. >Lyra holds her head in complete panic mode,
  67. >"NO! NO! NO! YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM!
  68. >Pink mane shrills, "Lyra you're pathetic!"
  69. >"I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS!"
  70. >Fluttershy is in the background sobbing.
  71. >This has gotten out of hand.
  72.  
  73.  
  74. >You push the two scumbag ponies out of the way and grab Lyra.
  75. >She starts to thrash, her yellow eyes bulging and snot leaking from her nose, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!"
  76. >You get kicked in the chin by a flailing hoof or two, but hang on.
  77. Lyra calm down, It's okay.
  78. >You have to get her out of here.
  79. >Lyra starts to hyperventilate.
  80. >You walk back towards your home, holding Lyra to your chest.
  81. >Fluttershy stays with you for a little, but agrees to go home.
  82. >You get back to your place and set Lyra on the couch.
  83. >Her body is limp and she stares at the ceiling with lifeless eyes.
  84. >You can see her belly button.
  85. Lyra?
  86. >She slowly looks over at you.
  87. It's okay now.
  88. >Instead of speaking, she rolls over away from you and curls into a ball.
  89. >Damn.
  90. >You sit beside her and put a hand on her side,
  91. Lyra, forget about anything those idiots said. Having a belly button is normal where I come from, all mammals have them.
  92. >You can tell she's interested in what you're saying even though she won't look at you.
  93. I'm guessing that ponies here don't have them, so yours is unique. And I think it's kind of cute.
  94. >Lyra finally looks at you.
  95. >She wipes her nose, "you... do?"
  96. >With a smile, you nod.
  97. >"Can," she sits up and looks at your stomach nervously, "can I see yours?"
  98.  
  99.  
  100. >You don't hesitate to lift your shirt.
  101. >Lyra leans forward amazed.
  102. >"I thought I was the only one... I never knew what it was..."
  103. >You lower your shirt,
  104. Like I said, it's pretty normal. And nothing to be ashamed of.
  105. >Lyra leans back and brushes over her own navel.
  106. >She looks at you and blushes, "It's mmmmmmkmmm..."
  107. >Her mumbling confuses you.
  108. What was that?
  109. >Her ears droop and she looks at the ground flushing furiously, "I SAID, it's okay if you look at mine. It doesn't bother me for some reason..."
  110. >With a laugh, you reach forward and poke her belly button.
  111. Boop!
  112. >She squeals and fumbles away, looking at you with bewildered eyes,  "wha- w-w-why?"
  113. >You rub your head,
  114. Sorry! I just- It's like a thing humans do and- ah, I sound stupid now, I won't do that again...
  115. >Lyra rubs her stomach and looks down.
  116. >"A thing... Humans do?"
  117. >You can feel the marinara bubbling.
  118. >Lyra gives you a look so submissive it makes you flinch.
  119. >She moves her hoof aside slowly and bites her lip.
  120. >"D-do it again?"
  121. >This catches you off guard.
  122. >There's a moment of silence.
  123. >Then you get an idea and smile slyly.
  124. Lyra, do you know what 'blowing a raspberry' is?
  125. >She tilts her head, "raspberry?"
  126. >This was going to be good day.
  127.  
  128. >Maybe Tuesday's weren't so bad after all.