The Luna Mash

>You were working in the lab late one night,

>When your eyes beheld an eerie sight,

>For Fluttershy from your window began to rise,

>And suddenly to your surprise,

>"L-lets do the mash..."

How do you know the Monster Mash?!

>"Please fill my ass..."

Fluttershy my window's gonna smash!

>She stops rubbing her ass on the window with a squeak

>You run over to your door and throw it open screaming into the night,

WHAT DO YOU WANT FLUTTERSHY?! I CLEANED THAT WINDOW YESTERDA-

>You notice Twilight Sparkle cowering in front of you.

Oh.... sorry Twilight.

>She recovers and smiles awkwardly,

>"Good evening Anon, can we... come in?"

>Fluttershy floats over and smiles.

You can come in Twilight, she's gotta go.

>Fluttershy hangs her head and Twilight fidgets.

>"Uh actually Anon, I wanted to speak to both of you together..."

>They both look at you hopefully, Fluttershy lands and her wings stay erect.

Fine. But if you try anything Fluttershy I'm kicking you out.

>You move aside to let both in.

>They trot in looking around.

>Fluttergrope brushes your crotch with her erect wing on the way by.

I mean it Fluttershy...

>They both sit down on your couch and smile.

>You hope your nap spot doesn't smell like horse after this.

So what's the deal sparkle brain?

>She hugs one of your throw pillows and blushes, "well you see I... Um, I have been wanting to... Er, I really like-"

>"Twilight wants to rut Princess Luna!" Fluttershy interrupts.

 

 

>Your poker face is played.

>Twilight laughs nervously and smacks Fluttershy with her pillow.

>"And I was hoping you and Fluttershy could help me out... You know, since Luna always ships you two as her OTP..."

She what?

>Fluttershy holds out a newspaper,

>"Oh yes Anon, you didn't know? Princess Luna writes a weekly piece in the Canterlot Times called Fluttanon."

>You snatch the paper away from her and look in horror at a picture of Luna posing with a pen and paper.

>The Princess of the night is writing fanfiction about you and your stalker.

Why haven't I heard about this?!

>Twilight shrugs, "I dunno, It's very popular and pretty hot stuff. But seriously... Will you help me... Get closer to the princess?"

>Twenty minutes later you stand with the two ponies at the entrance to Celestia's and Luna's castle, teleported there eagerly by Twilight.

I can't believe I agreed to this.

>Twilight nuzzles her head against your side, "thankyouthankyouthankyou!"

>Fluttershy puts her hoof on Twilight's head and pushes her away, "eeeeasy now."

>You glare at her and walk to the large doors.

Lets go get you laid Twilight, I want to go to bed.

>Fluttershy holds up a hoof, "I could go back and warm it up f-for us!"

Ahahahahahah! No.

>The three of you approach the guards and Twilight asks for an audience with Luna.

>The guard smiles, "anything for the soon-to-be Alicorn and Princess Luna's OTP!"

U wot m8?

>He leads you to a large door with a moon etched into it and knocks before he leaves.

>Great. You can already imagine the spaghetti potluck thats about to go down.

>The door opens and Luna stands inside regally.

>"We told you sister, we will not ship you with Discord in our stor-"

>She freezes when she notices you and her eyes widen.

>"FLUTTANON!"

>She scoops up you and Fluttershy into a hug, forcing your faces together, "now kiss!"

 

 

>Fluttershy immediately trys to put her tongue in you and you look away.

Put me down! Put me down!

>Luna drops both of you and dances in place.

>"Has thou come for an autograph?! Or a live reenactment of our latest chapter?!"

>Fluttershy nods and you push Twilight forward.

No actually, Twilight wants to speak to you princess.

>Crisis averted.

>"Well, we shall make the intercourse scene cannon later! Huzzah!"

>why.

>Twilight awkwardly begins small talk with Luna, but the princess can only keep smiling at you and Fluttershy.

>This will end bad.

>"Anyway Princess, I was.... wondering if you'd like to uh, come over to my house some time?"

>Twilight tries and fails at making a seductive face.

>"If Fluttanon will be there our body is most ready."

>She smiles at you and you shiver.

>Suddenly Lunaghetti teleports to your side and sniffs your hand.

>You move away and force Fluttershy in front of you.

>She moans when your hand pushes on the base of her wing and Luna gasps,

>"Tis' beginning!"

No it's not!

>Twilight teleports in front of Luna in a cloud of spaghetti and locks lips with her.

Holy shit...

>Your pants tighten unexpectedly and Fluttershy's wings pop up.

>Luna's eyes widen and she backs away sputtering.

>"T-Twilight Sparkle... What has come over thou?!"

>You fight back your laughter as Twilight loses her shit, her ears drooping and awkward laughter coming from her mouth.

>"Sorry princess I... I REALLY LIKE YOU!"

>She turns and bolts from the room yelling.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Holy SHIT! Let's go home Fluttershy.

>Wiping tears from your eyes, you drag Fluttershy out of the room as Luna stares with an open mouth.

 

 

>The next day you find Luna waiting in your living room.

Oh great... Can I help you princess?

>You notice she has several luggage bags.

>"My good friend Anon! We have come to rent the spare den of your fortress of solitude for but a fortnight!"

>She smiles and poses for you.

>She'd be pretty cute if she wasn't so damn awkward...

Wait, what?

>Luna tosses a large purse in front of you and several gold bits fall out.

>"Your pay will be grand!"

>Rubbing your chin you collect the bits.

>This has the potential to lead to the biggest spaghetti-con ever if Twilight comes over.

Sure princess, Right this way to your room!

>"Most excellent!"

>Two hours later Luna is settled in and Twilight has come over.

>Fluttershy had followed and you ignored the fact that she had just walked in.

>The the two of you watch as Twilight looks eagerly through a hole in the wall viewing Luna using your shower.

I don't get it. She's naked all the time, what's the difference now?

>Twilight turns and hisses, "she's WET!"

>Fluttershy attempts to initiate a hoofjob on you again as she talks, "oh and y-your wet too huh Twilight?"

>Twilight turns back to her show and her horn glows, "yeeees I.... am."

>You slap Fluttershy on the back of the head and yawn.

Well you better get lucky soon, It's about time for my nap.

>Suddenly Twilight gasps and begins masturbating in front of you, "she's shampooing! She's shampooing!"

>This is your que to leave.

>On your way at of the room you hear Fluttershy begin to moan along with Twilight.

This house is tainted.

 

 

>You awake from your nap to Fluttershy and Twilight having a conversion next to you.

>Fluttershy is drooling and staring at you while Twilight sips from a mug of cider looking distessed.

>"Maybe you should try pleasuring her again Twilight..."

>You frown and sit up glaring at the yellow pony.

>Twilight downs the rest of her booze and shouts, "I've got it!"

>She sets down the mug and runs for the stairs.

>You and Fluttershy look at eachother for a second then scramble after her.

>This will be good.

>The three of you creep into Luna's rented room.

>The princess has her back to you using magic to write and doesn't notice you have entered.

>Twilight sneaks up behind her and you watch in shock as she jams her horn into Luna's twat.

>"AUUUUUUUGH!" Luna screams and jumps off of the horn.

>"H-how did that feel princess?" Twilight cowers and brushes her horn nervously, then smells her hoof.

>Luna looks beyond pissed and massages her crotch.

>"LEAVE US NOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"

 

 

>Twilight sobs into your shoulder while Fluttershy rubs her back.

>"I j-just -sniff- want her t-to want me!"

Maybe sticking your horn inside her isn't the way to go about it.

>Fluttershy nods, "yes maybe you should just r-rape her!"

No! That's a horrible ide-

>"A great idea!"

>Twilight stands up and her horn glows.

>Well shit...

>You try to stop her, but she runs for the stairs again and you chase with Fluttershy on your arm.

Twilight don't do this!

>She bursts into Luna's room with you right behind and a flash of magic blinds everyone.

>You and Fluttershy are magically pinned to a wall and Luna to her bed.

>"WHAT... WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS TREACHERY TWILIGHT SPARKLE?!"

>Twilight slowly advances on Luna, her mane disheveled and smiles.

>"Relax Princess, I want to please you."

>You try to struggle but are held tight.

>Fluttershy's head is pinned next to your waist and she takes the opertunity to begin sniffing deeply.

Twilight you have to-

>"Shut up!"

>Now you can't talk along with being unable to move.

>Luna is apparently unable to use magic and begins breathing heavy in fear.

>"What does thou plan to do?"

>Twilight crawls on top of her and kisses her neck.

>"Magic."

 

 

>Your boner is beginning to hurt from being trapped by your jeans and Fluttershy is scrambling with all her might to get to it.

>Twilight puts her hoof between Luna's legs and begins rubbing her.

>Luna moans and bites her lip.

>"I am... A princess -ungh- not... some mare's p-play thing!"

>Twilight puts a hoof over her mouth and kisses her chest several times, "please don't hate me Luna... I just can't quit thinking about you."

>Twilight lowers her head and gives Luna's mound a lick.

>"OH WHAT ARE YOU-"

>With her hooves on either thigh, Twilight spreads the princesses legs and wiggles her tounge over the clit.

>Luna bleats and begins instantly squirting.

>Fluttershy has now managed to successfully bite onto your pants and undo the button.

>You feel relief from having your member released of it's tight confines, but then it slaps down onto Fluttershy's forehead.

>She licks her lips and her eyes dilate.

>Shit.

>Twilight begins rubbing herself and continues her tongue bath on Luna's crotch.

>"Uh! Oh! Twilight thou art... good..."

>Twilight's tail swishes with pleasure and she gives a couple long appreciative licks, sending Luna into another fit.

>She pulls her face away and you can see it's sticky and soaked.

 

 

>Luna sighs and Twilight flips around, her crotch above Luna's face now.

>"Twilight I-"

>Her speech is cut short when Twilight sets herself on Luna's face and continues where she left off on her clit.

>Fluttershy greedily takes up your meat in her mouth and you panic.

>She looks up at you merrily and slurps as hard as she can.

>God she's bad at this.

>Meanwhile the two purple mares moan as they eat each other out.

>You could fap to this.

>If Flutterrape wasn't scraping her teeth across your dick.

>You never asked for this.

>Twilight shivers then shouts in orgasm from her royal tounging and rolls off of Luna.

>The magic is released from Luna and she jumps to stand above Twilight.

>Purple smart cowers and attempts to re-seal her, but Luna is faster and binds her first.

>The princess smiles and her horn glows.

>A large strap-on floats out of a luggage bag and toward her.

>Dafuq?

>Twilight's eyes sparkle as Luna straps it to herself.

>"We were planning on saving the first use of 'The Equalizer' on Anon, but... You will do."

>Ignoring that disturbing comment you glare at Fluttershy.

>She smiles and takes your scrotum into her mouth.

>Oh god please no.

 

 

>You wince as she moves them around hard with her tongue and chokes.

>She spits them out and glomps onto your rod again.

>Taking more than she can handle, your nightmares come true and she begins vomiting on your cock.

>She spits and tears roll down her face.

>With a weak smile at you she goes back to licking.

>Luna lines up her fake erection at Twilight's entrance and the little pony winks at you.

>The fake cock slides into Twilight and her eyes go wide.

>Luna fully sheaths it, slowly pulls out, then begins pounding into Twilight.

>The princess bends down and kisses her subject.

>"Just this once Twilight Sparkle. No one must ever know."

>Fluttershy spits you out and gasps for breath, tired from her poor excuse of a blowjob.

>Finally.

>Forgetting the penetration, Luna releases Twilight from the bind and the two roll around on the bed making out, tongues flying everywhere.

>Luna's horn glows and Twilight bucks and whinnys in orgasm, her fluids soak the sheets.

>"Are thou pleased young Twilight?" She smirks.

>"Oooooh yes Princess..."

>The seal on you and Fluttershy is released just before Yellowquiet can get her teeth on you again and you both fall.

>Twilight throws you both out with magic and slams the door.

>You stand and stomp to your room.

>"A-are we going to your room to... finish Anon?"

>You slam the door in her face and go to get your lotion to finish the job.

>Fucking ponies.

 

 

FIN