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The Hunger

By: Slasher_Science on Jun 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.38 KB  |  hits: 175  |  expires: Never
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  1. >I am Anon.
  2. >I am very hungry.
  3. >For days I have wandered this place called Ponyville.
  4. >It's inhabitants are talking ponies.
  5. >They all ignore me.
  6. >Anything I say falls on deaf ears.
  7. >If I touch them, they don't respond.
  8. >I have become so hungry that I decided to steal food.
  9. >They ignore me anyway so why not?
  10. >But when I eat any of their food, it doesn't fill me up.
  11. >I can't feel it in my gut.
  12. >So now I am starving.
  13. >But one day, as I was laying in the shade, a little pony ran up and introduced herself as Sweetie Belle.
  14. >She gave me a hug and then ran off with her friends.
  15. >I felt a little less hungry for some reason.
  16. >But I overheard Sweetie Belle talking to her friends as they left.
  17. >"What was that all about?" the little orange one asked.
  18. >Sweetie Belle smiled,
  19. >"I was feeding my imaginary friend."
  20. >In the following days, more fillies and colts begin to interact with me.
  21. >I tell them I am a Human.
  22. >I tell them about Earth.
  23. >Each conversation, laugh and hug makes my painful hunger go away a little more.
  24. >Eventually the rumor spreads about all the young ones in town seeing me.
  25. >The rumors turn into fear.
  26. >All of the foals now run from me crying.
  27. >I begin to starve again and lose a lot of my weight.
  28. >They start to call me the Slenderhuman.
  29. >My friend Sweetie Belle has also come to fear what she created.
  30. >She has left me alone.
  31. >I can not die.
  32. >I am very hungry.