The Grade

>It's been a month since you 'died' in space and woke up in Equestria.

>You sit on a grassy hill and watch the stars.

>On this planet, without the obstruction of city lights, the night skies were very clear.

>It had taken you a while to get used to the constellations here.

>Space is space however.

>It was all beautiful to you.

>"Is space your f-fetish Anon?"

>You look at Fluttershy and smile

No Fluttershy, I just enjoy it.

>She looks sadly back up to the heavens, "Oh... Okay."

>Fluttershy would always come with you to star gaze.

>She was the only pony that liked you.

>And a little too much at that.

>You sigh and get up, wiping the seat of your pants.

Well, we should probably get home.

>Fluttershy stands and gives what you assume is her seductive face, "m-my place or y-yours?"

>You laugh and pat her head.

You're too cute Fluttershy, but I don't think you'd want to stay at my place. I... Don't sleep quietly.

>Every night, nightmares.

>"Oh that's okay! I d-don't mind!"

>Trapped in space...

You should just go home Fluttershy.

>Reaching out for Earth...

>"Will I s-see you tomorrow?"

>Can you hear me Major Tom?

Yes. I'll see you tomorrow Fluttershy.

>She squees and flaps away, calling over her shoulder

>"Sweet dreams Anon!"

>You head home.

Yeah...

 

 

>"To infinity!"

AND BEYOND!

>You hold out a hand to the stars laughing.

>Rainbow Dash flaps her wings as hard as she can, carrying both of you higher into the night sky.

>Here's the scenario:

>Both you and Dash are drunk off your asses

>You make a brilliantly inebriated suggestion,

>Why don't we fly to the moon?

>Of course Raibow Dash thinks it's an awesome idea and tells you to get on her back.

>Three more drinks and a puke session together in the same toilet later, you're both hundreds of feet above Ponyville flying straight up towards the moon.

Luna ain't got shit on us!

>You'd been to the moon.

>Earth's moon.

>Now it was time to claim this world's moon for yourself.

>"I'm gonna-"

>Rainbow Dash turns her head to the side and throws up a long stream of orange chunks.

>It flies behind her and you have to dodge it.

Holy shit be careful!

>The wind is roaring past you and you wrap your arms tighter around her neck for warmth.

Are we almost there?

>Rainbow's wings begin to flap slower.

Hey are we there?

>You poke her head.

>Her wings stop.

Rainbow Dash?!

>The sky spins in your already blurry vision and the two of you begin the plummet

DASH! DASH!

>You lose your grip and she falls away from you.

>Unconscious.

>She passed out from all the alcohol...

>You scream and spin unchecked, falling at what feels like warp speed toward

>Town Hall.

RAINBOW DASH WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!

 

 

>Equestrian jails are actually quite comfortable.

>There's a nice cubicle for the toilet, a porcelain sink and a bunkbed with comfortable sheets and pillows.

>You look up at the top bunk

Dash?

>She still doesn't answer.

I'm sorry.

>She still won't acknowledge you after you both got arrested.

>And you couldn't blame her.

>After falling from the sky, crashing through the roof of Town Hall, landing on Mayor Mare, breaking her pelvis and throwing up on her face,

>The two of you were in jail awaiting a trial.

>You sigh and roll over in your bunk.

Good night Dash.

 

>The next day you wake up and do your morning routine.

>It's weird shitting in the same room as Rainbow Dash, but she's asleep still anyways.

>You shave and pick up a tray of food that her been slid in for you.

>The oatmeal could use some kind of sweetener, but you don't complain.

Yo Dash, breakfast.

>You pick the banana up off her tray and throw it onto the top bunk.

>It hits her head and she sits up with a snort.

>"Do you... Like banana's?"

>You flinch and look up at the voice.

>Princess Celestia stands smiling at you on the other side of the bars.

 

 

>Celestia ordered that the two of you be released.

>You and Dash nervously follow her out of the building.

Thanks again princess, I'm really sorry you had to come all the way here for some fool like me...

>She brushes your hip with her ethereal tail.

>"It's no problem Anonymous, we all have our share of mistakes in the past."

>Rainbow still refuses to talk to you, but thanks Celestia.

>"How can we ever repay you princess?"

>Celestia stops and turns to Dash.

>"You will be doing community service this weekend."

>Rainbow Dash looks down sadly.

>"I guess it could be worse..."

>Celestia tilts her head and smiles, "do not fret my little pony, the community service will simply be extra cloud clearing duty."

>Dash looks slightly less upset.

>Celestia turns to you and her smile grows...

>Disturbing...

>"And as for you Anonymous, this weekend I shall send Luna to pick you up and escort you to Canterlot."

>The smile and way her mouth articulates each word puts you at unease.

May I ask why princess?

>Celestia turns again and swishes her tail before she exits.

>"You will see. Pack an overnight bag."

Well shit... What do think I'll be doing Dash?

>You look beside you but Rainbow is already gone.

 

 

>Being back home is nice.

>What's not nice is that you have to clean up the mess of empty booze bottles and piles of puke from two night's ago.

>Why did Rainbow Dash have to be a projectile puker?

>Weren't horses not able to vomit anyways?!

>Ponies are weird.

>You finish hunting down all of your lamp shades and sit on the couch.

>There's a knock on the door.

>"Anon?"

>That voice makes you smile.

>You get up and open the door for Fluttershy.

Hello Flutterbooboo.

>She frowns at the name and hides in her mane.

>"H-hello Anon... I heard you got arrested..."

>Can't help but laugh

Ah yeah, it's a stupid story. Everything's fine now though. What's up?

>The way she glances away then back at you is cute.

>"I was wondering if you w-wanted to go star gazing again tonight?"

>This pony knows you well.

Of course! I'll meet you on the hill at dusk?

>She smiles and nods

>"Th-thank you! I was afraid you wouldn't want to sp-spend time with me on-"

>"Oh Anoooooon~"

>You look up and see Rarity trotting down the lane toward your house.

Oh it's Rarity, so I'll see you later Flutter... Shy?

>She's gone.

>You look around but don't see her anywhere.

>Rarity trots up to you.

>She never came to visit...

Hello Rarity, what brings you around?

>The fashionista levitates two tickets in your face.

>"My birthday present for you. Two VIP tickets to the spa, you and I, right now."

>You grab a ticket

But Rarity, my birthday isn't for a couple days...

>She tosses her mane impatiently

>"Yes I'm aware dear, but I will be busy fixing a dress for Twilight Sparkle that day so, it's now or never."

Alright... Let me just get my coat.

 

 

>Aloe pushes your head down again into the table.

>"Please relax mizter Anon."

>Her hooves press into your back again.

>Never have you had a massage.

>And a pony's hooves just felt weird.

>Rarity sighs on the table next to you as Lotus works over her neck.

>"Yes, relax Anon, she's not going to bite. Unless you tip well."

>This causes the three ponies to laugh and you feel more uncomfortable.

Can't I just relax in the sauna?

>Aloe lifts your head and looks into your eyes, "nonsense! Today you are our 'Very Important Pony' and vill get ze best treament!"

I'm not a pony.

>"I think you just need some encouragement."

>She holds out a pink bottle and you take it.

This booze?

>You sniff it.

>Smells potent.

>"It vill help you relax."

>Bottoms up.

>You down the whole small bottle.

>Tastes like french toast.

>"Sister what did you give him?"

>Lotus comes over and examines the bottle

>"Zis iz ze afroodeezeeack!"

Aphrodisiac?

>"It iz only meant for pony!"

>Well shit.

>Your body heats up as you lock eyes in horror with Rarity.

>"Are you alright dear?"

>Aloe and Lotus run from the room

>"Not again! None of ze soak and poke!"

WAIT! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

>Why is your heart beating so fast?

>Why are you sporting a massive angry erection?

>Why is Rarity looking so scared?

>She obviously needs to relax.

>And what better way to relax than by cumming?

 

 

>"Anon I do not approve of this!"

>Rarity tries to kick you away as you strap her to the table.

>Fucking freaky massage ponies.

Relax Twilight.

>"I'M RARITY!"

>Finally you get Applejack's legs bound.

There we go Rainbow Pie, let's get that ass relaxed.

>"Wha-"

>You grab her flanks and rub her cutie marks.

>She squeals and the spell she was trying to cast is interrupted.

>Her tail flies around and she unwillingly bucks her hips back into your hands.

>"S-so rough..."

>Unicorn horns are sensative.

>You know this from Twilight's diary.

Feeling horny?

>You wrap a hand around her white magic source and stroke it.

>Rarity makes a 'pwah!' sound and spit flies from her mouth.

>You keep stroking her cutie mark with the other hand.

Man Spike, you got a lot of pent up sex drive...

>"I'm... 'nnng!' RARITY!"

>She releases while screaming her name.

>Sparks and little marshmallows spew from the tip of her horn.

>Mission complete!

>You tie a towel around your waist to cover your still angry boner and head for the door.

>"Must... Must have my horn stroked..."

>Poor Rarity.

>She'll probably need therapy for this.

>You leave the spa and scan the town.

>Ponies stare at your half naked form and seem to be scared at the pulsating bulge in your towel.

>Then you spot a familiar mare.

TWILIGHT SPARKLES!

>She stops reading as she walks and looks at you.

>The fear in her eyes only makes you harder.

>She drops her book and runs.

The chase is on!

 

 

>Twilight is definitely not a runner.

>It's easy to run her down and pin her to the ground.

>You grab her horn before she can cast one of her hax spells.

>"Anon let me goooo!"

>Her struggling is cute.

>But futile.

>Ponies gather around and stare, not sure if this is a game.

>One tries to start a musical number but others shake their heads and she sadly sinks into the background.

Twilight Sparkle my bestest friend!

>"Anon are you drunk?!"

>You lean down and whisper into her ear,

Love drunk... Psst, hey. Hey Twilight. Twilight Sparkles. Hey Twilight... My boner's totally on your belly...

>She groans and wiggles below you.

>"A little help please?!"

>The background ponies continue to stare.

>Lyra speaks up, "that guy's got a huge angry boner! I ain't goin' near that!"

>The crowd of ponies mumble in agreement and back away a little.

Twilight Dash, I read your diary!

>She glares at you, "that's personal Anon, how could you?!"

>You lift her by the horn and show her off to the crowd.

>Her legs curl to her body and her tail wraps up between her legs defensively.

Did you know that Twilight Sparkle masturbates twice a day!

>The crowd gasps.

>Twilight sputters over a mouthful of spaghetti.

Sometimes three times if I visit that day!

>The crowd laughs and some whistle.

>Twilight covers her face.

And did you know she writes fanfiction about Celestia and Luna?!

>The crowd gasps.

>Twilight screams and squirms, "ANON DON'T!"

It's her,

>"Please!"

O

>"Anon!"

T

>"NOOOOOOO!"

P

>This sends the crowd into a frenzy.

>You let Twilight go and she runs off crying.

 

 

>The aphrodisiac is still going strong.

>Gotta get rid of this boner.

>Well there's Sugarcube Corner...

>Pinkie Poo should be able to help.

>You enter and she's instantly in front of you.

>"Hey Anon! I'm SUPER glad to see you! Wowie that's a NOICE bony bon boner you got there! Want a cupcake? Oh! Or how about some pie! I know pumpkin is your favorite!"

>You hold up a hand.

No time for confections Rarity, where's the bathroom?

>She drops the baster she was advancing toward your junk and giggles nervously

>"It's over there."

Thanks.

>She goes back to the counter and you head down the hall she pointed to.

>On your way you spot a room.

>A room with bags of cookies on the shelf.

>Not just any cookies.

>Motherfucking macaroons!

>You dive into the storage room and close the door.

>Gracefully you cast your towel aside and expose your rod to the storage world.

>You open a bag of macaroons and dig in.

>Sweet diabeetus, they're amazing!

>You shove as many into your mouth as you can and stroke your cock.

>This must be how God masturbates.

>The combination of macaroons and stroking makes you cum.

>You moan past the sweets in your throat and coat the wall in spunk.

>It's not stopping!

>Like a fire hose, you stumble and spray the walls, shelves and baked goods with your seed.

>It feels so amazing, your bowls loosen.

>You are now cumming and farting at the same time.

Hahahahaha!

>Finally you're spent and all of the macaroons are gone.

>The storage room smells like a men's locker room at a gay gym.

>They have those here.

>A good idea comes to you.

>Grabbing some frosting from the shelf, you use it to write on the floor.

>'Pookeh Pah wuz here :p'

>You put on your towel again and leave with a happy sigh.

Thanks Pinkie. Catch you later!

>"Wait Anon!" she runs out from behind the counter, "I have some macaroons for you to take, just wait here a sec."

>She takes off and you run out of the shop giggling like a school girl.

 

 

>The angry boner is gone.

>But your head is still buzzing.

Maybe something to counteract it?

>You stop in an alleyway and find Zecora.

I need a ride girl.

>She pulls a baggie of white powder from her satchel.

>"Are you ready for some fun? One line of this and you will be done."

I have no bits right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?

>She glares, "I do not play when it comes to fees, you will have my bits tomorrow or I'll break your knees."

>Sounds good.

>You take the bag from her.

>"Remember these words now: you did not see me here..."

>You stare at her.

>She shrugs.

>"Pimps up hos down?"

Excellent.

>The Zebra pulls her hood over her head and leaves the ally.

>You sit and open the baggie.

>Wetting your finger with your tongue, you dip it into the powder and bring in back up to your mouth.

>You rub it across your gums.

Ah... That's some good... SALT?!

>It's a fucking baggie of salt.

FUCKING PONIES!

>Wait, ponies liked salt right?

>And Rainbowshy lived on Sweet Apple Corner right?

>You get up and head for the orchard with your sack of drugs.

Grannyjack LOVES salt!

 

 

>Applejack is happy to see you.

>She's always had a crush on you.

>But she's not happy to see you holding a bag of salt.

>"Sugarcube, y'all can't be bringin' drugs onto the farm..."

It's not coke, don't worry it's just salt.

>She eyes it nervously

>Is she sweating?

>"Ah know what it is, and I can't be round that stuff no more... I'm a clean girl now..."

Want some?

>You hold it out to her and she flinches.

>"Ah shouldn't..."

Come on, I know you ponies like salt.

>Her resistance is breaking.

>"Maybe jus a little..."

>She reaches for the bag.

Nah girl,

>You grab her muzzle, crank her mouth open and pour the bag into her mouth.

>"MMMMPH!"

>She backs away sputtering and coughing.

>But she swallowed a lot.

Good stuff?

>Her body jitters.

Applesack?

>Her pupils constrict and she licks her lips.

>"Ah... Ah feel it."

Feel wha-

>Applesmack stands on her back hooves and pounds on her chest,

>"AHM BACK MOTHER BUCKERS! AH RUN THESE STREETS ALL DAY ERRDAY AN SNORT A LINE OF DIAMOND SEA SALT LIKE IT AIN'T NO NOTHIN'!"

>What?

>You laugh as Applemac walks in circles screaming at the sky with bloodshot eyes.

>She looks at you breathing heavy.

>"Ahm real horny so y'all gonna rut me or what?"

>Angry boner is back.

>Applecrack picks you up and carries you into her house.

 

 

>She tosses you onto her bed and throws her stetson aside.

>"Haven't had a good buck since I was in school."

>You tear away your towel and point to your cock

Well allow me to make you feel eight again.

>She snorts and jumps on you.

>You roll over on top of her and kiss her neck.

>The salt has made her veins distend and her body is burning hot.

>This will be one glorious drug fueled fuck.

>Who knew that salt was a drug for ponies?

>"Quit yer darn foreplay and pork me!"

>The customer is always right, so you ram into her without removing your lips from her neck.

>She screams in pleasure and her hips do an odd jerking dance against you.

>Her walls grab at you frantically.

Ah shit,

>You start to pump, your ears ringing from the blood pumping through your head.

>Applejack flails and gasps like a fish out of water.

>"Y'all feel so good! So deep inside me! Yeh better not stop!"

>She cums and grips the headboard of the bed.

>"SWEET APPLE FRITTER AHM COMIN' HOME!"

>"Wut in tarnation?!"

>You grunt and look up.

>Granny Smith stares at you in horror from the doorway.

>You maintain eye contact with her as you pump twice more and release your seed into Applesmack.

>You slowly pull out and back away, still staring at the old pony.

>She doesn't move as you crawl backwards out of the window.

 

 

>Your bed has never felt so comfortable.

>The drug is beginning to wear off.

>All of the memories of the things you did begin to come back to you.

>And your head is pounding.

Jesus Christ, what have I done?

>Those horrible things you did to your friends...

>You throw up into the bowl next to you.

>That aphrodisiac was definitely not for humans.

>Did you really cum and fart all over a bakery storage room?

I'm horrible...

>You curl into a ball and shiver.

>Coming down from the drug left you weak, nauseous, with a headache and suffering from cold sweats.

>You drift into an uncomfortable sleep feeling like you forgot something.

 

>You are Fluttershy.

>It's well past sunset.

>You wait on the hill where you always stargaze with Anon.

>A cupcake sits in front of you.

>You planned to split it with Anon.

>A single candle sticks out of it.

>Long since burned out.

>"Happy birthday to me..."

>Why did they always forget your birthday?

>You had hoped Anon wouldn't since both of yours were so close together.

>He probably didn't forget right?

>He probably had something important to do.

>Anon would never forget a out you.

>You smile and wait.

>"Happy birthday dear Fluttershy..."

>He will come.

>Even if you have to wait in the cold all night.

>He's always there for you.

>Then why are you crying?

 

 

>"Ground control to Major Tom,"

>The communications link is fuzzy.

>Or maybe it's just you...

>The vastness of space entrances you through your visor.

>Weightless.

>Unchecked.

>You float untethered away from your ship slowly.

>Fear has faded.

>Sadness is long since gone.

>Just

>Bliss.

>Freedom.

>Inevitable death waits.

>The spacial grave opens wide to swallow it's fill of death.

>"Can you hear me Major Tom?"

>The stars look very different today...

>"Can you hear me Major Tom?"

>The planet Earth is blue...

>"The circuit's dead, there's something wrong. He can't hear me."

I'm feeling very still...

>"Tom?! Can you hear me? Are you okay?"

>You smile and look toward Earth

Tell my wife-

>"Don't you say that..."

>Silence.

Tell my wife I love her very much.

>You hear the man sigh.

>"She knows."

>Good.

>You disable communications and close your eyes.

>You see lights coming at you.

>Through you.

>This is what astronauts see in their sleep.

>Space is a beautiful and dangerous place.

>Oxygen alerts go off.

>5%

>4%

>Death was upon you.

>But

>The mission had been complete.

>You open your eyes and see the sun peeking out from over the horizon of Earth.

>You smile and reach out for home

>Almost there

>1%

>You really made the grade...

 

 

>It's been two days since that whole drug fiasco.

>And that incredibly vivid dream about your death...

>Since then you haven't left your house.

>Fluttershy visited once and you told her about what happened.

>Bored, you head into town.

>You are met by Rainbow Dash and awkwardly smile

Hey Rainbow Dash, how are yo-

>She glares and flies away fast.

>It's not your fault for what happend those two days the both of you got arrested.

>You frown and carry on.

>Need new socks.

>You make your way into Carousel Boutique.

>"Welcome to Carousel Bouti-"

>Rarity cuts herself off.

>She glares at you along with Twilight Sparkle who is getting a dress repaired.

Are you still mad at me?

>Rarity huffs, "not only am I banned from the spa now, but I am attending therapy for what you did!"

But you were the one who started it...

>Twilight twitches her nose in agitation

>"And I have to keep explaining to Spike why ponies all point and whisper about me whenever I leave the library!"

>You hold up your hands in defense

So I take it there's no socks for me in the near future?

>Rarity and Twilight both charge their horns

>"GET OUT!"

>You're tossed from the shop.

>That stuff wasn't really your fault...

>You sigh and head to Sugarcube Corner.

>Maybe a pie will cheer you up.

>Five minutes later you're on your back outside Sugarcube Corner with a furious Pinkie Pie standing over you.

>She's probably the scariest one when she's mad.

>"Don't EVER come back in here! Because of what you did in the storage room, I got fired and had to beg for my job back!"

>You wince

But Pinkie, you were there too you know...

>Little fires light in her eyes.

>Time to go.

>You roll away, get up and take off.

 

 

>Sweet Apple Acre's apples are out of this world.

Heh, space pun?

>Maybe.

>You sit below a tree in the shade munching on a crisp golden apple.

>Maybe you could star gaze here tonight.

>There's a loud bashing on the other side of the tree sending you flying forward.

>You look back and see Applejack trot around the tree glaring.

>"So y'all just come onto mah property, swipe mah apples and laze around?"

>You fish a bit out from your pocket

I was going to pay for it Applejack.

>She snorts, "Ah don't believe ya, and the last time I did... Well, ya know what happened..."

>You really didn't know salt had that strong of an effect on ponies.

I'm sorry Applejack!

>She eyes you suspiciously.

>"Alright. I believe you're sorry."

Thank you!

>"But y'all better leave. Ol' Granny Smith still remembers what we did."

Right.

>You toss her the bit and leave with a wave.

>Today was a better day than most.

>Applejack seemed to almost forgive you.

>And at least Rainbow Dash wasn't hitting you anymore.

>You find a nice park to sit in and watch the animals and ponies until dusk.

>You head home.

>Today was a better birthday than most.

 

 

>When you get home, Fluttershy is waiting for you.

>"H-how was your day Anon?"

>You scratch the base of one of her wings, making her shiver

Better now that you're here.

>She frowns.

>"The girls are still upset huh?"

>You walk past her to your front door.

Yeah. I think Applejack is coming around though.

>A sudden headache comes on

>You grip your head and double over in pain

>A voice echoes within your mind

>"The circuit's dead, there's something wrong."

No I'm here!

>"Anon?"

>You open your eyes and see Fluttershy looking at you worried.

Ah, I'm fine Fluttershy...

>You regain composure and enter your house with Fluttershy.

>When you turn on the light the first thing you see is a package on the table.

>"Happy b-birthday Anon."

>She remembered.

>You smile and walk to the package.

>"Go ahead! Open it!"

>It's long.

>You rip the wrapping away and open the box.

>A telescope.

>It shines in pure silver.

>Gently you lift it from the box and examine it

This is... I don't know what to say Fluttershy...

>You feel her lean her head against your leg.

>"You don't have to s-say anything to look at the stars."

>You look down at Fluttershy, truly happy.

Maybe I'll be able to see my own sun with this.

>She nods, "that would make me happy. Happy that I could h-help."

>You place the telescope back into it's box,

Shall we go to the hill?

>"Anything you want A-Anon."

>The best birthday you ever had was spent

>Star gazing with Fluttershy.

 

 

>It's Saturday night.

>You nervously scan the night sky with your telescope through your window.

>Luna would be here any moment to escort you to Canterlot.

>"Tis a beautiful sight."

>You scream and the telescope pokes your eye.

>Luna screams and jumps away from you.

Luna?! How did you get in here?!

>She stares at you with fearful eyes and points at the fireplace.

>"You left the chimney open!"

>You rub your eye and bow

Well er, welcome to my home princess.

>"Thank you Anonymous Human creature, are thou ready for our flight?"

>You notice she's wearing a saddle.

Uh, yes?

>"Great!" She lifts you with magic and places you onto her back.

>"We fly! Huzzah!"

>The princess of the night takes off out of your window into the sky.

 

>"We have been watching you in your dreams Anon..."

Huh?

>You tear your eyes away from the stars.

>"We have seen your last flight in the space. Your death..."

>She saw you die?

>"Sorry."

It's okay princess. That was in the past.

>Her long wings slice majestically through the air

>"So it is. We can see your passion for the night sky. It is most becoming."

>Luna was responsible for the night heavens here.

>Still didn't understand how that worked, but it was probably best not to question unscientific happenings here.

You must love the stars too huh princess?

>She sighs and looks up.

>"I'm sad to say that most would not share our passion Anonymous."

>You and Luna weren't so different.

I guess you're right.

>A light winks as it shoots through the sky.

They don't see the true beauty of it all.

>"True paradise..."

>You lean against Luna's back and fall asleep smiling.

>And dream of floating in space.

>This time it's a pleasent dream.

>There's a warm presence watching over you.

>She guides you through the stars.

Paradise...

 

 

>What could Celestia want?

>Luna drops you off at the entrance to the castle and flies off into the night.

>"Good luck Anonymous! Serve your community well!"

>That's reassuring.

>You follow a guard inside.

>Celestia sits on her throne.

>You bow,

Good evening princess, it's a pleasure.

>"The pleasure is mine Anon. How have you been?"

>Thinking back to the past week

I've had better days.

>She smiles, "ready to start your service?"

>You rub your hands together.

Sure. Where do I start?

>Her horn glows.

>She better not be telepor-

>You're teleported to a courtyard.

>The ride makes your stomach unsettled.

>"Here's the place Anon."

>You turn and see Celestia standing by a pile of rocks.

>She nudges a hammer toward you.

>"Get crackin'."

>You stare at the huge rock pile glumly.

>This will take forever.

>Honestly you'd rather be back in jail.

The whole pile princess?

>Celestia smiles, "what's wrong Anonymous? Do you think the punishment does not fit the crime?"

>Maybe.

>But you shrug and pick up the hammer.

>You get ready to smash a rock but stop when you hear Celestia laughing.

>She leans against a boulder in a fit of giggling.

Princess?

>"You... You believed me! You were going to, to smash all these rocks!"

>You lower the hammer and stare at her confused.

Wait, this isn't really my community service?

>She suddenly stops laughing and looks at you intently.

>"No. I'm going to rape you."

>What?

Wh-what?!

>Celestia glides at you, tackling you to the ground.

>"The service begins!"

 

 

>"Do you know about the estrus cycle Anon?"

>Celestia is pretty heavy.

>She probably can't resist those royal banquets.

>"It is effected by the sun."

>She strokes your head with a hoof.

>"But for me, being in control of the sun..."

>Her lips press to yours.

>It feels like electricity is shooting through your body.

>Pleasurable electricity.

>She pulls back breathing heavily.

>"I am constantly ready to breed. My estrus cycle is eternal. Do you know how that feels?"

>Well you are a male...

>"Sometimes I find it difficult to... Not become wet."

>She removes your clothes with magic.

Let's think about this Celestia!

>Her lips press to your neck

>"I have thought about this. Every day since you arrived I wondered: what would it be like to hold that Human down and make him fuck me?"

>She nibbles on your ear.

>"I want you to fuck me Anon. I want you to rut me in the grass. Satisfy my thirst and I will take you home."

>This is not a request.

>Celestia slides back

>Your cock slips into her slick folds.

It burns!

>Well not really, her insides are very hot though.

>The velvety walls pulsate around you and you gasp up at the stars.

>Celestia wails and her wings scratch at the grass.

>You reach up and grab her large horn.

>It lights up and beats like a heart in your palm.

>"Good Anon!"

 

 

>She works her hips in circles, grinding your groins together and jamming your cock against her cervix.

>Your hand can't let go of her horn now.

>It simply moves her head around slowly.

>Celestia's eyes roll up into her head and her tongue hangs out.

>She cums violently, her orgasm making her flanks jiggle.

>"MWA! NAH! NYANYMOUS! OOOOOOO!"

>Her horn shoots a beam of light into the sky and a load of fluids flows onto your crotch.

>You pant and thrust up into her still.

>Getting home and into bed sounds good about now.

>And a shower.

>You groan and release into her womb.

>The heat inside her increases as she draws every drop of fluid into her.

There. I'm done princess.

>She sighs and lets you slip out of her.

>"Don't be silly Anon. Your community service lasts until sunrise."

 

 

>It takes you a full day to recover from Celestia's community service.

>Eventually Luna had shown up

>To cheer her sister on

>While she ate popcorn

>Fucking princesses.

>Fully recharged, you plan to make amends today.

>Applejack already pretty much forgave you.

>Pinkie Pie would be easy.

>You bake her a cake with pink frosting.

>It takes her a total of two seconds to forgive you and start snuggling you after giving her the treat.

>You leave with a severely cuddled stomach and a smile.

>Who next?

>You see Aloe in the market and get an idea.

>Three hours and several bribes later, you're back in the spa with Rarity.

>This time you recieve a proper massage and even rub Rarity's neck for her.

>"Thank you Anon, this was marvelous. But you're not quite off the hook yet."

>You bite your lip.

I'm not?

>She smiles, "no, you will have to come by every day to model for me."

>You sigh and smile.

Sure Rarity. I can do that.

>You walk her home after the spa treatment.

>Looks like Rainbow Dash is next.

>She stumbles up to you looking exhausted.

>"Just... Got... Back from cloud clearing... Need a drink..."

>She leans against Carousel Boutique to catch her breath.

You want to drink with me?

>"Yeah."

Aren't you still mad at me?

>She shrugs, "I was, but whatever man it's in the past."

>You kiss her forehead in happiness

Thanks Dash!

>She turns and slinks toward the bar, "don't mention it. You're buying by the way."

>You have a few drinks at the bar with Dash before she passes out and you carry her home to sleep on your couch.

 

 

>Twilight Sparkle would definitely be the hardest.

>You pretty much decimated what little social life she had.

>But you had a secret weapon.

>You knock on the library door.

>Spike answers.

Hey Spike, Twilight her-

>"Does Twilight really touch herself every day?"

>You raise an eyebrow,

Uh, where did you hear that?

>He shrugs, "do you think she washes her hooves? Because I touch all her books too..."

>You chuckle,

Is she here Spike?

>"Yeah, in her room. Geez I hope she's not doing it again..."

>Poor guy.

Probably.

>You walk past him and up the stairs.

>Twilight is laying in her bed reading a book.

>She looks up at you and glares.

>"Come to mock me?"

No.

>Her nose twitches in disgust, "then what? Want to read some more of my diary?"

No Twilight, I came to apologize.

>She closes her book, "oh, so you think with a 'sorry' I'll be able to show my face in town again?"

No. I apologized, so that's that.

>She looks down at her blanket.

>You can see tears in her eyes.

>"You're such a jerk. G-get out."

Come with me.

>Twilight looks up at you confused.

>"Come with you?"

>You hold out a hand,

Yeah. I want to show you something.

>She looks at the window.

>"I don't want to go outside..."

Please?

>The puppy dog eyes work for Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, so you hope they work for you.

>She scans your face with moist eyes.

>"If this is a trick-"

It's not. I promise.

>"... Okay."

 

 

>You pull Twilight Sparkle onto a stage.

>In the middle of town square.

>Ponies begin to crowd around.

>Twilight groans and hides behind your legs.

>"Why did I trust you?"

>You step aside,

Just wait Twilight.

>You hold up a book to the crowd and use your outside voice

Ponies of Ponyville! This is my journal! A book where I keep most private thoughts!

>The ponies chatter.

>Twilight looks up at you confused.

Let us read from the book of Anon!

>You open to a random page and read aloud

June 23! Night! Today I went to the library! Twilight Sparkle was there! She's so attractive!

>Laughter from the crowd.

I want to snuggle her so bad!

>You smile and see Twilight blush.

I often think about her as I masturbate!

>The crowd 'ooo's' and 'ahh's'.

But it depresses me to know that such a beautiful and smart mare like her would never want an ugly man such as myself!

>The crowd daaaws, Twilight is hiding her face in her hooves.

There is no pony more adorable than my Twilight Sparkle! It's safe to say Twilight Sparkle is best pony in Ponyville! In Equestria!

>The crowd cheers and clops their hooves together.

>Twilight hugs your leg crying.

>You pick her up and carry her off the stage with a smile

>With the blank journal tucked into your pocket.

>"Thank you Anon."

 

 

>The moon is slightly orange tonight.

>You gaze at it from the hill through your telescope.

>Somewhere you know Luna is waiting for you to fall asleep.

>And guide you through the cosmos.

>You see a blur pass in front of your telescope and move it away from your face.

>Rainbow Dash lands gracefully in front of you.

>"Sup?"

>You smile and pat the grass next to you.

You're right on time.

>Seconds later Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Twilight arrive.

>You all greet eachother.

>Soon Fluttershy shows up lugging a picnic basket.

>You take responsibility for setting everything up.

>All seven of you sit on a checkered blanket, eating sandwiches and drinking iced tea under the summer night sky.

Fluttershy.

>She turns to you and swallows a bit of a muffin.

>"Y-yes Anon?"

>You reach into your bag and grab a small box.

>The other mane six gasp when you present it to her.

I'm really sorry I missed your birthday...

>She looks ready to explode and grabs the box with shaky hooves.

>"Y-you did remember!"

Go ahead, open it.

>She nervously opens the box and removes your gift.

>Her friends all moan in envy (except for Rainbow Dash and Applejack).

>Fluttershy stares at the necklace aghast.

>It took a lot of bits, but the diamond crescent moon necklace was worth it.

>Fluttershy squeals and hugs you, "I don't kn-know what to say!"

>You chuckle and hug her back.

You don't have to say anything. Happy birthday Fluttershy.

>Your friends all daaaw.

>Fluttershy pulls back and looks at you with tears in her eyes,

>"A-are happy endings your f-fetish Anon?"

>You all laugh with tears in your eyes

>Under the true beauty of the stars.

 

 

The End.