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The Girl With The Dragon Dildo Tattoo

By: Slasher_Science on Jun 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.78 KB  |  hits: 116  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Hepatitis in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >Tattoo artist.
  4. >Who the fuck wants their cutie mark removed and replaced with a tattoo of a pear?
  5. >Big Macintosh does.
  6. "Your sister's gonna flip man, you sure about this?"
  7. >"Eeyup."
  8. >The customer is always right.
  9. >At least this was a simple tattoo.
  10. >Unlike that portrait of Twilight Sparkle you put on Trixie's lower back.
  11. >Creepy bitch.
  12. >Surprisingly, Big Mac is a crier.
  13. "Oh it's not that bad you big baby! Hold still!"
  14. >After much tears, the tat is done.
  15. >Big Mac leaves you a good tip and happily leaves.
  16. >Ever since you had opened shop and explained what tattoos were, ponies couldn't wait to get tatted.
  17. >Sure they could do it with magic but they seemed to like the rugged genuinely crafted works of art you did.
  18. >Rainbow Dash now had a full sleeve.
  19. >Dyke.
  20. >Wait, didn't ponies have like fur or fuz or something?
  21. >Doesn't matter, give tats.
  22. >The door opens and your next customer comes in.
  23. "Apple Bloom, you're too young for a tattoo."
  24. >"Ah just sawr mah bruther come outta here with a bandage on and I KNOW he got one, now I demand a cutie mark Anon!"
  25.  
  26.  
  27. >Every damn day she would come in.
  28. >Most times she would bring her creepy friends.
  29. >Yes,
  30. >The CMC were fucking creepy.
  31. >They were almost as bad with the stalking as Fluttershy.
  32. "Once again Apple Bloom, I can't give minors tattoos without parental consent."
  33. >She jumps up into your work chair and appleslaps you
  34. >"MAH PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD!"
  35. >Fuck.
  36. "Sorry, I meant Applejack's consent."
  37. >"Applejack is not mah mom."
  38. >You turn and start to clean up.
  39. "That's what you think..."
  40. >"Whut?"
  41. "Nothing. Listen Apple Bloom, you should run along and play with your little friends."
  42. >The tantrum.
  43. >It begins.
  44. >"But you have lotsah tattoos! Why can't ah have ONE?!"
  45. >She gives you the puppy eyes in the mirror.
  46. >Her lip quivers.
  47. >By now you are immune.
  48. "No means no."
  49. >She smiles slyly.
  50. >"Ah could do you a... Favor?"
  51. >You see her lick her lips and wiggle her eyebrows.
  52. >Oh god why?!
  53. >You turn,
  54. "WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?! THAT'S VERY BAD!"
  55. >She turns and points at the door just as Fluttershy walks in.
  56. >"Ah learned it frum her!"
  57. >Fluttershy smiles, "h-hello Anon, I'm here for my f-first tattoo."
  58.  
  59.  
  60. >You laugh.
  61. >Oh god, FLUTTERSHY under the needle?!
  62. "Fluttershy, you're aware a tattoo is done by putting ink into your skin with needles right?"
  63. >She whimpers.
  64. >"Y-yes I heard. But, but it's a risk I'll take!"
  65. >Fucking Iron Will.
  66. >You motion for Apple Bloom to move.
  67. "Alright, have a seat."
  68. >You're still holding back laughter.
  69. >She sits.
  70. >Holy shit, she's serious?
  71. >Apple Bloom sits in the seat next to her, "ah gotta see this!"
  72. "What are we putting on you Fluttersh-"
  73. >"I want a Hot Monkey Dick in my v-vagina!"
  74. >Seriously bro?
  75. "I'm not putting my junk anywhere near there."
  76. >"N-no! I want a tattoo of your p-penis inside me."
  77. "Apple Bloom you should probably leave."
  78. >"No way!"
  79. >Fluttershy spreads her legs, "you'll do it?!"
  80. "Hell no, pick something else."
  81. >She looks disappointed, "alright um, I was thinking um, a picture of you over my cutie mark."
  82. >You drag a hand down your face
  83. "Fine,
  84. Yeah,
  85. Sure."
  86. >She squees, "r-really!?"
  87. "Flip over onto your stomach."
  88. >She does so and you get your supplies out.
  89. >The shit you put up with.
  90. >Apple Bloom is watching every move.
  91. >You begin.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. >Fluttershy is of course a sissy.
  95. >She cries the whole time.
  96. >It's tough to work with her sobbing and flinching.
  97. >But you don't really care about the quality with her.
  98. >You of course weren't tattooing your face on her.
  99. >"Yer so brave Fluttershy!" Apple Bloom cheers.
  100. >Fluttershy sniffles, "Th-thank y-you... I will endure any pain for h-hot monkey di- for Anon."
  101. >You roll your eyes.
  102. "Hold still!"
  103. >She's going to make you stab her.
  104. >You don't need no lawsuits on your ass.
  105. >Ain't nobody got time for that.
  106. >After another 45 minutes, it's done.
  107. >You wipe some ink away and slap a bandage over it.
  108. >"It's d-done?!"
  109. >You're surprised she didn't pass out.
  110. >Her eyes are red and there's snot running from her nostrils.
  111. >"Can I s-see it?"
  112. >You start to clean up.
  113. "No. Don't take that bandage off until tomorrow. Don't scratch or pick at it and don't let it dry out too much."
  114. >She hugs you and gets her saliva and snot all over you while she spouts her thanks.
  115. >"I'm going to show all my friends tomorrow!"
  116. >You work your hardest not to laugh.
  117. "Yeah, you do that Flutters."
  118. >She pays you, offers you a blowjob which you respectfully decline, then leaves happily.
  119. >Apple Bloom sinks in her seat.
  120. >"Ah wish ah coulda seen it."
  121. >You smile
  122. "It was probably my best work yet."
  123. >Tomorrow Fluttershy would remove that bandage.
  124. >You would pay to see her reaction.
  125. >You silently laugh at the thought of it:
  126. >A tattoo of a dragon dildo with the word 'RAPIST' in red on it.
  127. >Poor stupid
  128. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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