- >After you exit Trixie's room, iron bars slam down over the door behind you.
- >You jump and quickly scan the area for enemies.
- >No mini-boss in sight.
- >Trixie must want to be alone.
- >You did tear her a new one after all.
- >Smiling at your witty sense of humor, you go back to your room.
- >Having Trixie's faintly spicy smelling fluids on you is all the more reason for a long shower.
- >While you shave, you resist the urge to masturbate to the thought of what you had just done.
- >Sure, hate fucking Trixie was pretty hot but it was to teach her a lesson.
- "And that lesson is: she's a BITCH."
- >Very pleased with yourself, you walk out of the bathroom in your towel, ready for a nap.
- >After changing into some shorts, you hop in bed.
- >And find that your stomach has different plans.
- >You grumble and get up again to go make yourself a sandwich downstairs.
- "This place is too big."
- >You have to avoid a pitfall and an overly friendly bat on the way down to the second floor.
- >Still no sign of Fluttershy creeping around the place.
- >Up ahead, a room catches your attention.
- >It's the only one on this floor so far with the door left open.
- >You walk over to the doorway slowly.
- "This another bathroom?"
- >The blue tile catches your eye and you see that this is a small bathroom with only a sink and toilet.
- >There's also a dead pony on the floor.
- >You let out a surprised shout and flinch.
- >Twist is laying on the floor, covered in blood.
- >A razor blade is laying beside her and you can see that the floor below her is smeared in gore.
- "Shit! Help!"
- >You run forward and drop beside her, lifting her legs up.
- >There are several deep cuts and she's still actively bleeding.
- "Help!"
- >Now is not the time to panic.
- >You snatch up two towels from a rack and press them against Twist's legs.
- >Her stomach is still moving.
- >Shallowly.
- >You move your fingers to her throat long enough to feel a faint pulse.
- "SOMEONE HELP!"
- >Keeping the towels pressed to the little filly's legs, you lift her up and step out of the bathroom.
- >Fluttershy flies up from down the hall.
- "Fluttershy! Twist is hurt, we need help!"
- >Faster than you thought she could go, Fluttershy dives over the railing for the first floor.
- >You squeeze Twist close and wait.
- "Don't you dare die! You're gonna be fine."
- >Several hectic minutes later, emergency care providers have arrived.
- >They properly took care of Twist's bleeding and gave her an IV.
- >You answer all their questions, since Twist is still unconscious.
- >Fluttershy is crying into your leg.
- >Derpy is sitting off to the side, looking confused.
- >Trixie is still in her room.
- >They take Twist away to the hospital.
- >For a while you sit on the front porch with Fluttershy and Derpy in silence.
- >Eventually Derpy mumbles something about lunch and heads back inside.
- >"Do you want to talk about it Anon?" Fluttershy asks softly.
- "I just, I could have stopped it."
- >Fluttershy rubs your leg, "it wasn't your fault, you should come up to my bedroom and we'll t-talk in private."
- >Her hoof works up your thigh.
- >You stand and walk back inside, slamming the large front door on her.
- "Fucking Fluttershy."
- >It's lunch time.
- >Everyone sits around the huge table in their spots.
- >Except for Twist.
- >You eat in silence.
- >Derpy had prepared lunch.
- >She decided to make tofu peanut butter sandwiches with macaroni and peas on the side.
- >No one complained.
- >Derpy scoops a glob of macaroni with peas onto her butter knife.
- >"Twist is really late for lunch. I knocked on her door but I think she doesn't like my cooking."
- >Trixie rolls her eyes and you do your best to ignore everything.
- >"Who doesn't like macaroni with green balls?"
- >Fluttershy won't stop trying to make cute squeaky noises to get your attention.
- >Trixie reaches over and takes your sandwich.
- >You stand up and drop your napkin on your plate.
- "I'm not all that hungry. Thanks for the meal Derpy."
- >She hops up on the table and begins to eat your leftovers, napkin and all.
- >"Get off the table!" Trixie blasts the grey mare with magic and she's sent flying past your head as you leave the room.
- >Once alone in the big halls, you begin to brood.
- >Twist almost died.
- >All of the warning signs had been presented to you earlier.
- >And instead of pursuing the matter, you were busy fucking Trixie.
- >Tommorrow you would go and-
- >*BONG*
- "My queen?!"
- >You freeze and look over the banister, down to the first floor.
- "Oh, the door bell. Right."
- >A quick trip down a slide made of marble and you stand at the door.
- >Someone knocks.
- >You open up and are met with massive green eyes.
- >"AHHHHIIIIEE!"
- >The scream sends you barreling back in shock.
- >A pale yellow pony with raspberry colored hair stands on the porch with wide eyes, shouting over and over.
- >"Ahie! Ahie! Ahie!"
- >It almost sounds like hiccups.
- >If hiccups could be scared.
- >Behind her stands Princess Luna.
- >The large alicorn pokes the other pony lightly and she stops screaming.
- >"THE STAY IN THE SLEEP AWAY FORLORN MANSION HAS BEGUN EARLY FOR US!"
- >Jesus fucking Christ Luna is loud.
- >She levitates her baggage inside and trots past you.
- >"The home for estranged ponies appears quite livable inside."
- >The other pony (who you assume is Roseluck) is still outside, looking to be on the verge of urinating herself.
- >You grab her bags for her and motion to come in.
- >She presses herself against the door frame and slides past you, whining.
- "Welcome to the uh, Transient Manor. I'm Anon."
- >Luna comes a little too close to your face.
- >"Though you did not bow, we shall excuse it, for we are but a member of this process now and NOT ROYALTY!"
- >Ignore the spit on your face Anon...
- >Trixie strolls down the stairs, fixing up her ridiculous hat.
- >"Welcome Princess Luna! It is I: The Great and Powerful Trixie who will show you to your room."
- >She knocks Roseluck's bag out of your hand as she passes, "apenon, bring the Earth pony to a room."
- >You pick the bag back up and walk past Trixie, knocking her hat over her eyes.
- "Please follow me Roseluck."
- >You lug her bags up the stairs with her following.
- >She trips a couple of times.
- >Trixie said this pony had an issue with panic attacks.
- >"So you're like, an alien or what?"
- >You look back at her.
- "I guess. I'm a Human. Why are you here?"
- >She seems normal now.
- >"I have really bad panic attacks. When I'm around other ponies. Or the dark. Or foods I don't like. Or ghosts. Or whales. Or Zebr-"
- "So you're not scared of me?"
- >You stop and she keeps walking, staring at your crotch as she goes.
- >"Mmmmm, nah. You seem pretty cool."
- "Eyes up here lady."
- >On the fourth floor is a room that's perfect for Roseluck.
- >One on the second floor had spiders that made her scream for ten minutes.
- >Another on the second floor had too much dust that made her sneeze.
- >Which she was also scared of.
- >The one on the third floor near the aquarium room was painted orange.
- >The color orange made her nervous because it was the color of tigers, which reminded her of the jungle, which reminded her of snakes, which scared her because they had no limbs and that was not okay.
- >The last room on the third floor had a skeleton in it.
- >That was actually too spooky for you as well.
- >Roseluck rolled around on the floor holding her head and screaming that there was a skeleton inside of her all the time.
- >And that... That made you shiver a little for some reason.
- >So the room on the fourth floor was perfect.
- >Except that it was your room.
- "Roseluck, you can't stay in my room. Listen, I'll go kill all those spiders and you can move in there."
- >Her damn luggage was becoming painful to lug around.
- >She lays down on your bed, "no, it's too late for that. They've probably already vomited everywhere. This room is perfect."
- >You sigh and leave the room.
- >Roseluck screams and runs after you, "don't leave me in a room alone!"
- >She slams into your leg and squeezes it.
- >"Celestia promised me I wouldn't be alone! I can't be alone or I BLAUGH!"
- >You pull away as she vomits onto the rug.
- "JESUS CHRIST!"
- >Roseluck sniffles, "I'm sorry! I'm SO sorry! When I get too nervous I-I-I throw up! I'll clean it all."
- >She give you an apologetic look and bends over the puddle of meatballs and bile with her tongue out.
- "Stop! You don't have to eat it!"
- >She flinches and backs away with her tail between her legs and ears drooping.
- >"Please don't hit me."
- >You set her bags down and rub your temples.
- "Just come with me. You can stay in my room for now. I'll clean this up."
- >She scrambles over and rubs her head on your leg, "you're so nice. You're like the nicest Human ever."
- >You can already smell the vomit being rubbed into your pants.
- "Jesus Christ."
- ------- The Basement: Part 1 -------
- "Luna and Trixie have been down there a long time."
- >Fluttershy gulps, "I didn't know there was a b-basement here."
- >You tap her on the head with your flashlight, making it turn on.
- "Are you sure you can handle going down there Flutterbooboo?"
- >She places a hoof on your ass and puts on her 'assertive' face.
- >"I'd follow this flank to the ends of Equestria."
- >Resisting a swift cuntpunt, you begin the decent down into the bowels of the mansion.
- >Where Luna's room is.
- >You want to get on Celestia's good side.
- >Her sister may be the way to do just that.
- >Trixie is already sucking up to her.
- >And there's no way you're letting that bitch get the edge over you.
- >Fluttershy squeals and rolls past you down the stairs in a flurry of legs and feathers.
- >You double over laughing.
- "F-f-fucking Fluttershy!"
- >She groans somewhere down in the darkness.
- >"Anon? Please shine the light down here, it's d-dark."
- >Still snorting, you shine the beam of light on her.
- "HOLY SHIT!"
- >Behind Fluttershy stands a pony in armor with a sword raised, ready to chop her head off.
- >Fluttershy turns and faints immediately.
- >You run down the stairs, ready to push her out of the way.
- "NOOOOOOO!"
- >You lunge forward and hit the pony with a shoulder, sending your flashlight flying and the whole place into darkness once more.
- >Your hand finds the handle of the sword in the darkness and you snatch it, backing away from the armored murderer below you.
- >After finding the beam of light, you pick the flashlight back up and aim it at where you landed.
- >No one is there.
- >Well, they never were.
- >The suit of armor lays in pieces.
- "Just a decoration?"
- >You chuckle nervously at the fact that you just did something incredibly stupid.
- "Hey Fluttershy, it was just a suit of armor!"
- >She's still passed out behind you.
- >You bend down near her ear.
- "Fluttershy, I'm going to leave you."
- >Her body remains motionless.
- "Fluuuuuutershy, I'm going to put my balls in your mouth."
- >Still her eyes remain shut but her mouth opens a little.
- "Get up!"
- >You wack her on the head with the Flashlight, making it blink out for a second.
- >Fluttershy gets up and rubs her mane.
- >"Oh Anon, you s-saved me! You're my h-hero!"
- >She latches onto your side.
- "Hey! Get off of me!"
- >The sound of breaking glass behind you makes you both freeze.
- >You spin around and point the light down the hall, still brandishing the sword.
- "What the fuck was that?"
- >Fluttershy shivers and whines, "I d-don't know."
- >The flashlight flickers again and this time, it goes out.
- >Fluttershy whispers in the dark.
- >"Anooooon."
- "What?"
- >"I'm s-scared. I'm going to put your b-balls in my mouth, if that's okay with you..."
- ------- The Basement: Part 1 -------
- >After leaving Roseluck with Derpy in one of the day rooms, you head back up to your room for another shower to get the vomit off of you.
- >Once alone and under the calming spray of warm water, you begin to think about Twist again.
- >Tomorrow you will go visit her in the hospital.
- >It doesn't matter if Celestia gets pissed about you leaving the looney bin.
- >You can't help but feel that it was partially your fault for not reaching out more to the little pony.
- >"You look much better when you're miserable."
- >You whip around and instantly cover your crotch.
- >Trixie is in the shower with you.
- >She smirks up at you and squirts some of your shampoo onto her hoof.
- "Get the FUCK out!"
- >Her mane is tied into a ponytail.
- >She works the shampoo into her coat on her leg.
- >"Make me. Trixie needs another shower after being in that disgusting basement."
- >She flicks suds at your face.
- >It gets into your eyes, burning.
- >"You don't have to cover yourself, Trixie has already had the displeasure of seeing your tiny bits."
- >Stepping to the side, you turn the cold water on full blast.
- >Trixie shouts and hops away.
- >Her hooves slide out from under her and she tumbles to the floor.
- >You laugh and wipe the shampoo from your eyes.
- "Didn't think it was so small when I was balls deep in your ass, did you?"
- >She glares up at you, "all Trixie FELT were balls!"
- >You turn the hot water all the way up on her.
- "What were you saying? Oh yeah, 'oooh god, don't stop! Oh!' right?"
- >Trixie growls and her horn glows.
- >Your feet fly out from under you and you join her on the floor of the shower with a grunt of pain.
- >She jumps on top of you and sits on your face.
- >"Kiss Trixie's ass you ass!"
- >You grab her flanks and squeeze them as hard as you can, making her moan in a mixture of pain and pleasure.
- >Her wet tail slaps your chest.
- >Without thinking, you slide your tongue into her folds.
- >It tastes a little spicy for some reason but not like hot spicy.
- >More like spicy candy.
- >"Eat... Eat Trixie out you ass!"
- >Trixie grinds into you, her clit winking out against your lip.
- >"Use that tongue for something good for once!"
- >You grab a handful of her tail and yank on it.
- >She looks up at the ceiling and screams.
- >"Are you feeling a little frustrated about little Twist?"
- >You growl into her.
- >"I bet you could have stopped her."
- >You throw Trixie off of you.
- >She slides along the floor and hits her head on the wall.
- >Jumping up, you kneel down on top of her and pin her front legs down with your knees.
- "Shut up and use your mouth for something good for once you cunt."
- >You jam your dick into her mouth.
- >She glares up at you with hatred, working her tongue under your cock and gagging a little.
- >The shower sprays on your back, still scalding hot.
- >You grab either side of her head and start fucking her mouth hard.
- >She takes it like a pro, opening her throat and moving her tongue with you.
- "Don't you DARE fucking talk about Twist. You don't know anything about her!"
- >Slamming all the way into her mouth, you strain and pump a load down the back of her throat.
- >Both of you glare into each others eyes the whole time.
- "It's tough being a lippy bitch with a dick in your mouth huh?"
- >You pull out and slap her cheek with your semi-flaccid member.
- "Now get the fuck out of my shower."
- >Trixie gets up and grabs your towel off the rack with her magic.
- >She smirks and wipes her mouth.
- >You smirk back.
- >She wraps your towel around her mane, "Trixie will go talk to Princess Luna. She is Celestia's sister after all."
- >The bitch pony leaves your shower.
- >"Trixie will leave this ridiculous joke of a place in no time."
- >You look around the curtain and see that she's gone.
- >Your wet towel lays on the floor.
- "That's what you think whore."
- >After the shower, you head down to the first floor day room.
- >The TV is on, tuned to some puppet show where the characters are singing a song about friendship.
- >Roseluck is standing in front of it shouting.
- >"Ahie! Ahie! I don't LIKE puppets! Ahie!"
- >Derpy is hanging from the chandelier, flapping her wings and singing along.
- >Making her own lyrics.
- >"FRIENDSHIPS IS SEXY AND SPECIAL LIKE MEEEE! SOMETHING SOMETHING PUPPETS AND I AM DERPY! HAHAHAHA!"
- >Yeah, it was probably a bad idea to leave Derpy in charge.
- >You walk over and turn off the annoying show before Roseluck spews again.
- "Derpy, get off the chandelier."
- >She lets go and lands on the ground head first.
- >You poke Roseluck's head and she stops her hiccup-scream.
- "Let's have quiet time now."
- >You sit on the couch.
- >Roseluck slowly comes over and sits beside you, careful not to touch you.
- >Derpy hops right into your lap.
- >"This is the part with the threesome right?"
- >She looks up at you smiling, one eye drifting toward Roseluck.
- >Rose blushes and curls up defensively.
- "No Derpy. I actually wanted to talk to you guys."
- >You tell them about your plan to visit Twist tomorrow.
- >They seem excited about it.
- "Celestia might not like it but I'm worried about Twist. And we're all her roommates. Trixie probably won't go but it doesn't matter."
- >You hear snoring.
- >Roseluck has fallen asleep next to you.
- >You smile and lift Derpy.
- "Derpy I'm gonna go talk to Luna, will you stay here?"
- >She nods and curls up next to Roseluck, "yes sir!"
- >You get up and leave.
- >Looking back, you see the two ponies snuggled up on the couch sleeping.
- "Hnnng..."
- >You grab a flashlight from a closet marked 'supplies' and head for the basement, ignoring Fluttershy stalking you.
- ------- The Basement: Part 2 -------
- >Down the hall, you saw there was a door before the flashlight died.
- >Fluttershy is still stuck to your side.
- >You can feel her leaking through your shirt.
- "You should probably go back upstairs Fluttershy."
- >She buries her face in your neck, "n-no, I have to protect you."
- >Haaaaaaa...
- >You start to walk forward, keeping your hand held out searching blindly.
- >The sound of more breaking glass makes Fluttershy's teeth chatter next to your ear.
- >Her lips wrap around your earlobe and she starts to suckle.
- >You slap her away.
- >"I'm s-sorry Anon! I get h-horny when I'm scared and the only way to s-stop it is if you show me your d-dick."
- "Fucking shit Fluttershy, do you really think this is an appropriate time?"
- >The only sound is her whine.
- >Then she whispers, "there's always time for hot monkey di-"
- >*BANG*
- >The sound makes you stop and Fluttershy falls off of you, fainting again.
- >You feel the door.
- >Where on the other side, the sounds of shattering glass and banging are coming from.
- "Well, shit."
- >You step back and kick the door open.
- >On the other side is a dim light in a small square room.
- >It's empty, with a door on each wall.
- >You look down and see Fluttershy is really out this time.
- >With a sigh, you grab her mane and drag her into the room.
- "At least I have a fucking sword."
- >The door on the left.
- >That has to be it.
- >Because there's growling coming from behind it.
- >You drop Fluttershy and walk toward the door, brandishing your blade.
- "I swear to Satan Trixie you bitch, if this is you..."
- >You give yourself a silent countdown.
- >With a shaking hand, you twist the door knob.
- "Shitshitshitshit."
- >You throw the door open and pull back the sword.
- "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!"
- >Something flies at you and you swing the sword with a grunt.
- >It connects and shatters what sounds like glass.
- >The front of your whole body is doused in warm fluid.
- >You back up and look down.
- >Blood.
- >You're drenched in dark red blood.
- "FUUUUUUUUCK!"
- >Fluttershy wakes up behind you.
- >You turn and she sees you stumbling toward her.
- >"W-w-wha? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- >She faints again.
- "Wait."
- >A pungent smell stops you.
- >You wipe some of the fluid from your cheek and sniff it.
- >Wine.
- >You turn and see a mulberry colored pony poke her head out from the room you just opened.
- >"Did a monkey just come at me with a sword?!"
- >The door opposite you opens and Luna pokes her head out.
- >"WE ARE YELLING!"
- >A few minutes later, you have the situation under control.
- >Sort of.
- >You're still covered in wine.
- >There's still a stange pony in the basement.
- >And you're sure she's drunk.
- >Trixie is here. Bitch.
- >And Fluttershy is still unconscious.
- >Luna has stopped shouting however.
- >You drop the sword.
- "Alright, who are YOU?"
- >Drunkpone leans against the door frame, "soup. Name's Berry Punch. I'm in your basement. Gettin' druuuuuuunk."
- >An awkward silence fills the room.
- >"Why is there a dirty alcoholic bum in our basement?" Trixie asks.
- >Berry waves a hoof, "weeeeeeell, you see what h*hic*happened was, I was supposed to come here next week but some stuff happened, the Wonderbolts lost a race, I ate carrots for breakfast and then I found your wine."
- >She burps.
- >"All your wine is gone. Gone. Bye bye!"
- >You look past her and see that the room she was in is a wine cellar.
- >An empty wine cellar.
- "So you're our new roommate?"
- >Berry looks you up and down with one eye half closed.
- >"And YOU must be Princess Luna!"
- >Luna steps forward looking excited, "w-we are Princess Luna!"
- >Berry Punch shakes her head and points slightly to the left of you, "nah, I want this thing to be Luna. It's kinda sexy that way."
- >Luna looks at the floor sadly.
- "Oooookay. Let's all just go upstairs and have a normal conversation."
- >Trixie glares, "you all go. Trixie was having a nice conversation with her majesty Princess Luna."
- >Luna looks at you.
- >"We would actually enjoy speaking with Anon the Human and his fellow house mates."
- >You smirk at Trixie.
- "Let's go."
- >You grab Fluttershy's mane and drag her out of the room with the rest following you.
- ------- The Basement: Part 2 -------
- >Berry Punch is given a room on the first floor.
- >She won't stop calling you Luna.
- >The only things she brought with her in a plastic bag are an empty bottle, a door knob and a ticket to see the Wonder Bolts.
- >Roseluck won't go near Berry because of her voice frightens her.
- >Fluttershy has woken up and is convinced you fought off evil demons to save her for your love.
- "Alright everyone CALM DOWN!"
- >They all stop chattering and look at you.
- "We need a house meeting."
- >All the ponies follow you into the huge dining room.
- >You sit and start with the introductions.
- >Berry Punch introduces herself as an alcoholic that was supposed to start living in the mansion later but 'stuff' happened.
- >You sigh and look at Trixie.
- "Exactly how many ponies are supposed to be here?"
- >She crosses her legs, "you think TRIXIE knows? It's all up to Princess Celestia you dolt."
- "Alright fine. So we don't know how many ponies are coming. But I DO know that we're missing one."
- >Derpy raises a hoof, "no no, I'm not missing this time!"
- >Ignoring her, you look right at Luna.
- "Princess, I'm going to the hospital tomorrow to visit Twist. She's our roommate and needs help. I don't care if Princess Celestia gets mad or if no one else comes with me. I won't be stopped."
- >It sounds like Fluttershy's water breaks.
- >Roseluck and Derpy up-chuck pasta all over eachother.
- >Luna leans toward you excitedly.
- >"Most daring of you Anon! We are impressed and wish to accompany you for this journey formation!"
- >Berry Punch raises her hoof, "can I come? I'll sober up."
- >The other ponies start chatting all at once.
- >You smile over at Trixie.
- >She mutters and leaves the table.
- >"Trixie will not stay in this hole alone."
- >You feel a lot better and decide you will cook dinner tonight.
- ------- Second Breakfast: Luna -------
- >Turns out the mansion has an area to hang out on the roof.
- >There's even a couple of old patio chairs up here.
- >The stairs leading up to the getaway are right next to your bedroom.
- >You lay down on the brick and rest your arms behind your head.
- >It's a warm summer night out.
- >Back home, you would have never been able to see millions of stars in the sky as you do now.
- >A hoofstep catches your attention.
- >You look over and see Princess Luna emerge from the stair well.
- >She approaches you, looking a little nervous.
- >"We are sorry, we may have followed you out of curiosity."
- >You chuckle.
- "No harm Princess. I just found this place."
- >She takes a seat next to you, looking up into the sky.
- >"Does Anon enjoy the night?"
- >You shrug.
- "I guess it's nice. Relaxing. And sometimes, I like to stay up ALL night."
- >Shit, the joke is lost on her.
- >She seems interested though, "do go on."
- "Sorry Princess, it was a joke. Just trying to be 2edgy."
- >Her face scrunches up, "two edgy? We do not understand."
- >You smile and drop it.
- >"We would appreciate being around you more often Anon."
- >That catches you off guard.
- "Me? Around me?"
- >She nods, "we are here for the sole purpose of becoming accustomed to modern ways. You seem to be well informed of modern society. Perhaps you can teach us your ways? Such as being the two edgy?"
- >You know that face an eel makes?
- >It looks like they're always waiting for you to react to a joke they just told.
- >That is what Luna's face looks like after her request.
- >You hold in your laughter.
- >It only takes a few more minutes of conversation to find out that Luna is intimidating, yet slow roasting spaghetti.
- >"We have seen your dreams Anon," she says with a sly smile.
- >"Twilight Sparkle is often in them."
- >Holy shit.
- "P-please don't tell anyone!"
- >"Your, how do do you say it? Your spaghetti? Yes, the spaghetti of your shame is safe with us."
- >No one must know about your waifu and you!
- >Luna shows you some constilations and makes more sad attempts at humor.
- "You know, you remind me of my sister, Luna."
- >Her wings shoot out in surprise, "sister? How so? Your sister is a pony?"
- "No."
- >"Surely she is not a Princess?"
- "No."
- >"Then she must be, how do you say it? The 'autisticfag'?"
- >She does the expectant eel face.
- >Probably shouldn't have taught her that one.
- "No, what I mean is you're kind of intimidating and have a weird sense of humor like her."
- >Luna looks up and you notice her ethereal mane loses it's shine.
- >Her normal mane is actually pretty cute.
- >"We do not mean to intimidate. It can be tough to overcome old ways."
- >You get the balls to put a hand on her mane.
- >She doesn't gore you, so you don't jump back.
- "I don't mean it in a bad way. I just meant, I dunno, you have like a big sis vibe I guess."
- >She looks at you confused, "we are the younger sister, would Anon prefer roleplay of the older sister type in his chambers?"
- >Your turn to lose pasta.
- "Princess I..."
- >Luna jumps up, "YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED SOFTLY ANONYMOUS!"
- >You bow to her.
- "I have taught you well."
- >You leave Luna to go make dinner but agree to come back after.
- >"Perhapes we can stay up here all night and be two edgy."
- >The last thing you see before leaving the roof is Luna making that eel face.
- ------- Second Breakfast: Luna -------
- >For dinner you make chili.
- >You have to leave out any brown beans, because they make Roseluck nervous.
- >She watches you cook the whole time.
- >When you sit down to eat, Fluttershy actually growls at Berry Punch to get her out of the seat next to you.
- >You fear for the cleanliness of everything once Derpy sits in front of her bowl of chili.
- >Trixie slaps at her chili with a spoon, "where is Princess Luna apenon?"
- >You snatch your mug of beer back from Berry.
- "She said she wasn't hungry."
- >"Probably because she didn't want to eat contaminated food."
- "You don't have to eat it Trixie."
- >Of course she ends up eating it with a scowl.
- >Fluttershy squeaks beside you, "th-this is yummy Anon. Um, it's good to know m-my future husband can cook."
- "Fuck off Fluttershy. I put meat in yours."
- >She scrapes some chewed up food off her tongue while crying.
- >After dinner, Berry Punch agrees to do the dishes.
- >You head up to your room with Roseluck, already planning out tomorrow.
- >Once Roseluck falls asleep, you go hang out with Luna for a couple more hours.
- >It's about two in the morning when you finally crawl into bed.
- >And are woken up an hour later.
- >"Ahie! Ahie! Ahie!"
- >You open your eyes.
- >Roseluck is screaming a few inches from your face with wide eyes.
- "ROSELUCK! what the hell?!"
- >She looks at the door nervously.
- >"Something is out there Anon. It scratched on the d-door..."
- >You stand up and go to the door with Roseluck stuck to your leg.
- >Pressing an ear to the door, you hear the sound of something scraping along the wall going away from your room and down the hall.
- "Wait here Roseluck. I'll be right back."

