- >You hear the door open outside the closet.
- >You signal for the mane six to stay quiet and you exit.
- >Celstia walks into the room with her wings spread and a seductive look in her eye.
- >"Hello my love... I've patched up the loose ends. We won't be bothered anymore."
- >You keep your distance.
- Uh, alright so... What now?
- >The sun spots on your body begin to heat up more.
- >"We could do a lot of things Anon..."
- >She glides suddenly and takles you.
- >You scream like a girl and cover your face.
- >Celestia stands over you, her hooves on either side of your body.
- >She smiles down.
- >"Now that you love me, we could do whatever you wish. I am a wonderful lover if I may say so."
- >Her breath is hot on your throat.
- >"My royal flanks are larger than most you will find. My mane is as the clouds on a warm day. My tongue, as swift and pleasurable as a stream."
- >She begins to kiss your neck in quick pecks.
- >"My insides burn with satisfying warmth from the womb... I would let you fill my most intimate of regions with your seed should you wish it."
- >Her breath is now in your ear.
- >"In fact,"
- >Her lips wrap around your ear lobe.
- >"I demand it."
- >You jerk your head away from her.
- I don't love you!
- >She keeps trying to suck on your ear.
- You're crazy! Bat shit insane!
- >"You want to fill your princess' insides with Human fluids right?"
- NO! I don't!
- >"I even like... Anal play, if that is what you are into."
- >You try to wiggle away like a worm.
- >"Your princess is into whatever you are into: bondage, anal, hoofplay, watersports, pegging, oral, large insertion, foodplay, maneplay, vomit, scat, vivisection, unbirthing, amputation, pedophilia, blood, castratio-"
- Fuck no! Get off of me!
- >You break free and run for the door.
- >The hallway is empty.
- >Where are all the guards?
- >Forget that, gotta run.
- >You take off, lanterns and portraits whizzing by you.
- >You look back.
- >Celestia trots down the hall after you in no rush with a smile on her face.
- >"Tonight we have the castle all to ourselves!" She calls out.
- >"Shall we rut in every room?!"
- >You turn to a staircase and begin running up.
- >"WE COULD MAKE A MESS OF LUNA'S BED!"
- >Your legs are burning.
- >Your chest is beginning to feel tight.
- >Mental note: start working out every day.
- >"Where should we hide?!"
- >The voice almost makes you fall backwards in shock.
- >Pinkie Pie pulls you steady and you see Rainbow Dash flying above you.
- Where did you... *huff* come from?!
- >Rainbow smiles at you, "out of the closet, we saw Celestia attack you and decided you needed help!"
- >How far did these stairs go up?!
- Well, help me!
- >Twilight Sparkle pops into existence in front of you and you crash into her.
- >Pinkie Pie jumps onto the Anon/Twilight pile with a laugh.
- >You feel everything shift and go black.
- What happened?!
- >It's pitch black all around you.
- >You hear Twilight's voice, "We're in a supply room, I couldn't teleport us out of the castle..."
- Find a light!
- >A lantern comes to life held by Applejack.
- >"Hey y'all, good to see ya got Anon."
- >You look down to see what's pressing against your leg.
- >Fluttershy is dry humping your knee into submission.
- Get off of me!
- >Turns out all of you are in a kitchen supply room.
- >The only things on the shelves are bottles of yellow liquid labled 'Sunny Divine'.
- >Twilight pops open a bottle and sniffs it.
- >"It smells familiar... But I've never seen it before."
- >You grab it from her and begin chugging.
- >It's warm butt still great after that run.
- >And it tastes just like Sunny Delight from back home!
- >You drain it, toss the bottle aside and wipe your mouth.
- What now?
- >Fluttershy looks eager, "w-we could play t-twenty fetishes..."
- You mean twenty questions?
- >"No... Um, twenty fetishes. I preform a fetish on you a-and if It's wrong, you guess mine..."
- That's stupid.
- >Pinkie gasps.
- >Here we fucking go...
- >"Is your fetish being impregnated by a Human?!"
- >Fluttershy turns her rear to you.
- >"W-well she got it... Get to work mister."
- >You facepalm,
- We don't have time for this.
- >You turn and crack the door open.
- >The kitchen is dark and empty.
- Coast is clear girls, let's go.
- >You hear Rarity groan, "OHH MY! HOW do you expect a mare to keep going on when her hooves are aching like this?"
- >God her whining is grating.
- >You feel her hop onto your back.
- >"Anon darling, thank you for offering to carry me!"
- >The other ponies erupt into a fit of jealous arguments about wanting to ride.
- >You glare back at Rarity's smug face.
- Shut up! Let's move!
- >The door is eased open and you all creep out.
- >For some reason music from Scooby Doo comes to your mind.
- >"We need to get to a room that we can protect ouselves in while I sort out this spell," Twilight whispers.
- >"A b-bedroom," Fluttershy suggests.
- >The rest of the mares nod and mutter in agreement.
- >"Good idea."
- >"Totally."
- >"With a big ol' bed."
- >"Marvelous suggestion!"
- >"Thisisgonnabesomuchfun!"
- >You facepalm again.
- >Rarity is stroking your ass with her tail as you carry her.
- Keep it up and I'll drop you.
- >She leans forward and whispers into your ear, "I could keep it 'up' all night."
- >You drop her.
- >Five minutes of bitching and moaning later, Rarity is back to normal.
- >And now you are all in the hallway waiting like sitting ducks in season.
- >"Maybe we should all split up," Applejack suggests.
- >Twilight grabs your hand and begins tugging you down the hall, "that's logical, I'll go with Anon. Once one of us finds a suitable place to hold up, meet back in-"
- >Rainbow Dash snatches your other hand and tugs.
- >"Nice try egg head, but I'M going with Anon!"
- >Thus another shitstorm begins as the six ponies argue over who gets alone-time with you.
- Maybe I could go alone?
- >They all glare at you and shout at once, "NO!"
- >"Wait a minute y'all!" Applejack holds up a hoof, "let's solve this by drawin' straws."
- >She reaches under her hat and pulls out seven straws.
- >Seven pieces of straw.
- >"We mark 'em with colors and draw. One group will have to have three members though. Twilight? Color please?"
- >You drew Fluttershy.
- >Of fucking course.
- >It had to be
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- >But luckily, Rainbow Dash was also in your group.
- >Applejack and Pinkie Pie set off in one direction while Twilight sulks away with a conplaining Rarity.
- >"Let's get crackin'!" Rainbow shouts.
- Stop yelling, or Celestia will find us!
- >You set off down a staircase.
- >Rainbow Dash flies ahead leaving a trail of musk behind her.
- >That pony needed to wash her fucking ass.
- >Fluttershy trots along behind you with her nose in your own ass.
- >Her face is actually buried in your ass, sniffing like a hungry dog.
- >You reach back and slap her.
- Stop.
- >She nips your butt.
- Stop!
- >You feel her grab your belt and attempt to yank your pants down.
- >With a glare that could stop a train you turn on her.
- >She squeaks and cowers in her mane.
- I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY RING HAND!
- >"Stop yelling, or Celestia will find us!" Dash hisses.
- >You groan and continue walking down the stairs.
- >There's a door at the bottom and Rainbow Dash quickly opens it.
- Dash NO!
- >A group of guards stand on the other side waiting.
- >There's about ten of them.
- Fuck!
- >Thinking quick, you pick up Fluttershy and toss her at them.
- >She goes tumbling through the are squealing and dripping her mare fluids from your hands gripping her wings.
- >The guards shout and fumble to get her away from them.
- >She slides on the floor back to your feet.
- >"I... I c-came..."
- >Rainbow Dash charges at the guards.
- >"FOR GREAT JUSTIIIICE!"
- >You facepalm.
- >The rainbow blur zips to a stunned guard.
- >"Pone punch!"
- >She gives the unsuspecting guard a solid right hook.
- >Knocked out cold.
- >Poor glass-jaw-having bastard.
- >Rainbow Dash kicks another, screaming "PONE KICK!" sending him flying.
- >She gives a cheesy laugh and poses.
- >The guards all jump on her.
- >Dumb ass.
- >"Anon, Flutter!" she yells under the guard-pile, "run! I'll hold them off!"
- >You turn and bolt down the hall with Fluttershy at your heels.
- I'll come back for you!
- >You try to push Fluttershy down as a path block several times as you run, but she always comes back to your side.
- >"I-In there!"
- >She points to a large door and you crash through.
- >This room is huge and decked out in all purple decorations.
- >Moonlight pours through a massive window.
- >Luna's room.
- >Fluttershy closes the door behind you and bolts it.
- >"N-now that we are a-alone..."
- >Shit.
- >If only she had stayed down.
- >You back away from her.
- Fluttershy, we're being hunted down. There's no time for this.
- >Of course she doesn't listen to reason.
- >She walks toward you with what you can only assume is her version of a seductive look.
- Fluttershy I mean it!
- >"So playing hard to get is your f-fetis-"
- >She's cut off as a dark shape moves quickly from the shadows and slams into her.
- >Her body is sent flying and her head smacks against a wall.
- >You flinch as she falls to the floor out like a light.
- >The figure turns toward you and steps into the moonlight.
- No way...
- >You almost fall as you stare at yourself.
- >A perfect copy of you stands smirking at you.
- >"I did my job. I protected you."
- >His voice sounds like yours.
- >He looks just like you and his posture is identical to yours.
- >But he's naked for some reason.
- What the hell ARE you?!
- >He points to his face, "I'm you. I'm nonA. The perfect version of you."
- >'nonA'? Really?
- >He shakes his head, "Celestia made me. She calls me a tulpa. I do for her what you can't."
- >Now he looks pissed.
- >"She made me because you failed to see how much she really cared for you you selfish piece of shit."
- >Celestia's imaginary friend calling you shit?
- >More likely than you think.
- How can you be a tulpa if you can knock ponies across rooms?
- >He looks at his hand.
- >"I guess I'm not really a tulpa anymore. Celestia supercharged me with some magic and-"
- >He holds his arms out,
- >"Here I am!"
- >He may sound and look like you, but damn was he obnoxious.
- So your job is to protect me?
- >He walks toward you.
- >Even if he is a copy of you, having a naked man come at you was less than comfortable.
- Keep your distance bro...
- >With a leap, he jumps at you and the two of you fall on the floor.
- >He's stronger than you.
- >Fucking magic.
- >You attempt to roll him over but he punches your cheek hard.
- >"I fucking hate you..."
- >You groan at the pain in your face.
- >This shit is way too freaky for you.
- >He laughs and punches the other side of your face.
- >"So, you must have dreams right?"
- >His knees are pinning your arms down now.
- >His face comes inches from yours.
- >His eyes are wide, the pupils pinpoints and he's starting to water at the mouth.
- >Looks like he got some of Celestia's 'fucking insane' traits.
- >"Did you hear the Engineer? What did he tell you?"
- >He slams his knee into your stomach, making you lose your breath.
- >His drool dribbles onto your cheek.
- >"What do you dream about?"
- >He punches you in the jaw.
- >One of your molars crack and you taste blood.
- >"Do you see her in your dreams?"
- >nonA wipes some blood from your lip and licks it.
- >His eyes go wide and he looks back down at you in shock.
- >"You... You're not even... You don't even know anything about the Engineer do you?!"
- >You spit blood at him
- I don't have any clue what you're talking about!
- >He stands and turns his back on you with a laugh.
- >"All this time I was worried about you, and you don't even matter!"
- >You sit up and adjust your jaw.
- >"Isn't it funny? You and I, we're just little fish in a small section of a massive ocean!"
- >His laughing and nonsensical banter is beginning to piss you off.
- >Twilight Sparkle teleports into the room.
- >Everyone freezes and locks eyes.
- >nonA stumbles back and points at her.
- >"Y-YOU! STAY AWAY! KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!"
- >He falls to the ground and curls up, covering his ears and begins chanting.
- >"She's not inside, the entry is false! She's not inside, the entry is false! She's not inside, the en-"
- >"Anon come on!" Twilight lifts Fluttershy with her magic and holds up a hoof to you.
- >The tulpa-thing nonA continues to rock and chant his strange words.
- >You run past him and exit with Twilight behind you.
- Okay... WHAT was that?!
- >The two of you run down another hall.
- >"I'd like to know that too! Why were there two of you?!"
- >You burst into another room that Twilight guids you to.
- >It's a large empty bedroom.
- >The rest of the mane six sit waiting.
- Rainbow!
- >She flies over and hugs you, then looks at Fluttershy worried.
- >Applejack heard the shouting and she came to my rescue along with Pinkie. What happened to her?"
- >They notice your bloody mouth.
- >"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDSOME FACE?!"
- >Twilight lays Fluttershy on the floor in a corner and turns to you.
- >"Yes Anon, what happened in there?"
- >You begin explaining from the point of running into Luna's room.
- >They all stare at you dumbfounded.
- Twilight what the hell was he talking about? And why was he so terrified of you?!
- >She rubs her chin and stares at the floor.
- >"I don't know, but this is all starting to get really complicated."
- >"Hang on," Applejack speaks up, "what was that part y'all said about Fluttershy tryin' to force somethin' on you?"
- Yeah, she tried to rape me. Again.
- >Pinkie Pie laughs, "oh Anon you silly billy! Fluttershy would never do that, she's too... Shy!"
- >Your face drops all emotion.
- Wait, so you believe me that Celestia wants to rape me, but not Fluttershy?
- >Twilight nods and scratches her head.
- >"Precisely. Celestia IS acting a bit unstable, I mean, she even created a tulpa of you! I was only joking when I suggested it in that letter!"
- >You instantly have the purple pony in a choke hold.
- Run that by me again?
- >The rest of the ponies look nervous as you hold Twilight up by her coat.
- >She gulps and laughs nervously.
- >"It was months ago I swear! She had written in a letter that she couldn't get the attention of a pony she cared for! But obviously it wasn't a pony! I promise I never knew it would come out like this when I made the tulpa suggestion!"
- >You set her down.
- Whatever. I believe you.
- >You turn back to the door,
- So how do we keep Celestia out of here?
- >Twilight casts a couple of spells on the door.
- >"Okay, so these spells will keep all noise from this room unheard on the outside, and also make the door harder to get into than the Bank of Canterlot's safe."
- >She paces as she talks.
- >"But that's not to say Celestia won't be able to break it. She is powerful."
- >She looks at all of you in turn.
- >"These spells are stand-alone since I won't be able to support them myself while I work on a way to get Anon out of here."
- >Rainbow Dash groans, "In less egghead speak PULEEEZE!"
- >Twilight rolls her eyes.
- >"What I mean is, these spells are drawing energy from all of you."
- >Rarity looks worried, "you used us as anchors?!"
- >"Yes! And if you remember lessons from school Rarity, you can't have your energy drained completely as an anchor, there is a failsafe to the enchantment," Twilight explains.
- >"Right," Rarity chuckles nervously, "I-I knew that."
- So what do we do until then?
- >Twilight plops down next to Fluttershy's unconcious body, "well first I'm going to resuscitate Fluttershy, so one of you will probably have to look after her when she wakes up."
- >She pulls a comb from somewhere.
- >"And while I work Anon, you could... Give me the u-usual..."
- >In front of everyone?
- Hell no.
- >She throws the comb down and mutters under her breath.
- >"Fucking Anon..."
- >You sit on the floor with your back against the wall.
- >After reviving Fluttershy, Twilight lays in a corner with her eyes closed in concentration.
- >Fluttershy was loopier than that time you got the laughing gas.
- >That hit on the head was no joke.
- >Maybe it was better though.
- >Now she was laying with her head in your lap talking quietly about butterflies as you stroke her mane.
- >Rarity had found a rag and was cleaning up the mess of blood from your face.
- >Applejack and Rainbow Dash sit nearby looking at you a little jealously.
- >Pinkie Pie is,
- >Asleep.
- >You will never understand that pony.
- >Fluttershy looks up at you, her eyes a little unfocused.
- >"I... Really like you Anon. You're nice and a-all of my animal friends like it when y-you come over to play..."
- >You scratch down her back.
- That's nice Fluttershy.
- >She nods and goes back to talking about deer.
- >The sun spots are burning again.
- >Celestia is probably close...
- >Rarity finishes cleaning up your face and sighs.
- >"This is boooring..."
- >Twilight cracks an eye and snaps, "It's only been eleven minutes and twenty-three seconds! Quit complaining!"
- >Rarity huffs and nuzzles into your side.
- >"Anon, be a dear and massage these aching hooves."
- Or here's an idea: no.
- >Rainbow chortles and receives a glare from Rarity.
- >This is going to become hell if these ponies keep it up.
- >After an hour of Twilight working through spells, everyone else is asleep except for you, Twilight and Pinkie.
- >The pink pony is literally bouncing off the walls.
- >"WEEEEEEEEE!"
- >Her parents must of had it rough.
- >Oh wait, she wasn't always like this right?
- Pinkie, could you chill out?
- >She stops bouncing and throws open a window.
- >"But it's still warm outside!"
- >You sigh.
- Just have a seat or something.
- >She zips over to your lap and pushes Fluttershy out of the way.
- >"Belly rubs!"
- >You give her the look.
- Not this time.
- >She tilts her head and smiles, "guess I'll go back to bouncing!"
- No!
- >You groan and lay her on her back.
- >Suddenly there's a pounding on the door.
- >Like a polar bear slamming against it.
- >Everyone wakes up and looks in fear at the door.
- >The wood begins to crack as something pounds against it on the other side.
- >You back against a wall with the rest of the ponies.
- >A small hole breaks away in the door and Celestia's magenta eye looks through.
- >"I found you Royal Boyfriend!"

