Sun Spots- Part I

>Celestia is ruining your life.

>Not that it was great before.

>Coming to Equestria.

>Convincing talking equines that you weren't a monster.

>Trying to adapt to said equine's way of life.

>Becoming a target for unwanted sexual advances by those same equines.

>And that time you had almost gone through with the deed in Pinkie's room...

>She could be very convincing.

>But now,

>Now the ruler of Equestria herself was making your life hell.

>It all started on a day you were summoned to see her personally: ---

>Luckily Rainbow Dash had offered to go with you.

>She was your true bro in this colorful world.

>And the only pony not trying to get in your pants, study you, make you a slave or have sex with your hands.

>Fucking ponies.

>Anyway,

>You take the train all the way to Canterlot.

>A city full of smug assholes.

>You had met with Celestia on several occasions, always with the mane six.

>She was constantly offering you private tours of the castle or overnight stays in the royal guest chambers.

>And once even a private flight on her back.

>You always declined.

>She never even seemed to care to talk to any of the ponies when you were near.

>Last time you had been overshadowed by Twilight Spoorkle's rapid jabbering.

>She was a little... Much, but you cursed yourself for finding her the cutest of all ponies.

>So adorkable...

>But something ominous...

>You take a deep breath and enter the castle with Rainbow.

 

 

>You are Celestia.

>The most gallant and beautiful of all pony kind.

>You had made sure to be extra beautiful today.

>Luna had even offered to brush your mane this morning and you had let her for a couple hours.

>You were sure you looked stunning.

>The monkey man was bound to show up at any moment.

>You had some words for him.

>As you wait, you can't help but look at the sun, reading the time.

>Shouldn't he be here by now?

>Did he get the letter?

>He got it right?

>Did he get lost?

>Or hurt?!

>Where is he?!

>You realize you are breathing heavy and clear your throat.

>Keep cool Celestia, you are a princess!

>The doors boom open and you jump up.

I'm a big mare!

>Anon and Rainbow Dash stare at you, then bow.

Ahem...

>You sit down and put on the royal commanding face.

Anon, I thought I told you to come alone.

>You glare down your snout at the Element of Loyalty.

>She begins to sweat under your gaze and takes flight.

>"Uh heh heh, sorry princess! I'llwaitoutsideAnon!"

>She leaves the room.

>You have a nervous Human alone in the royal chambers.

>He shuffles and awkwardly smiles up at you.

>'You're a big mare Celestia, you're a big mare, you can do this!'

Anon. I have some questions for you.

 

 

>Anon looks like a foal awating punishment for breaking something.

>You are pleased by this.

I have recieved several complaints from Ponyville regarding you.

>He looks surprised.

>"Complaints? About me?"

Yes. About you. My little ponies are distraught over your behavior toward them.

>His eyebrows raise higher.

I have heard that you have been most rude about their offerings of affection toward you...

>He makes a face like sudden realization.

>"Wait a minute princess, you mean they complained to you that I wouldn't let them molest me?!"

Molest?

>That's a new word to you.

>"Actually no, not molest: rape! Your 'little ponies' come close to carrying out RAPE on a daily basis!"

>You frown.

That is a heavy accusation Anon.

>He looks flustered.

>"Well I don't want their 'affection' so can you just tell them to stop! I just want to live in peace!"

>You stand.

I'm not sure how things work where you come from Mr. Human, but here in Equestia, rudeness is not tolerated!

>He throws his arms up,

>"How is it rude to voice a boundry! I've stated numerous times, very politely that I am NOT. ATTRACTED. TO. PONIES!"

>Your cheeks puff out without meaning to.

>You can feel your feathers ruffle and your face flush.

>Anon looks like he regrets his words and stammers an apology.

THAT'S- I-... AUUUUUGH!

 

 

>You lose your royal demeanor right there.

>It has been ages since your last tantrum.

>Few were still alive to remember the last.

>But this Anon,

>For some reason he had a way of getting under your coat.

>You begin stomping and fuming.

>He backs away slowly as your wings shoot out and feathers begin spreading through the air around you.

YOU... TAKE THAT BACK!

>Suddenly Luna runs into the room to your side.

>"Sister please! Control yourself!"

>She puts a hoof on your back and rubs.

>You groan and begin to calm down.

>You will definitely regret this loss of coolness later...

>Breathing heavy, you look up at Anon.

>He's scared.

>Oh no...

>You try to reclaim your royal air and supress your frustrated embarrassment.

I apologize Anon... Please, forget that happened.

>He looks unsure.

>"I should probably go now princess..."

>He bows and turns for the door.

WAIT!

>You hold up a hoof.

>He flinches and looks back.

>There's that annoying flush again.

>And you don't even know what you were going to say...

>You just stand there looking at him in awkward silence.

>Luna whispers to you, "sister it's probably for the best he takes leave for this day..."

>You close your eyes and turn your flanks to him.

Fine. Leave at once.

>You hear the door open and boom shut.

Not attracted to ponies...

>You slowly make your way to your room feeling guilty.

>Foolish Anon...

 

 

>You are Anon.

>And what the HELL was that?!

>The ruler of Equestria just threw a tantrum and probably almost gored your ass on that huge horn of hers.

>You leave the castle dragging Rainbow Dash.

>"Hey! What happened? How'd it go? What was all that noise? Are you in trouble?!"

I'll tell you on the train!

>She lets you drag her all the way back to the express.

>After the locomotive begins to move, she leans toward you.

>"Alright spill it already!"

>You tell her everything that happened in the room.

>She doesn't speak for a while aferwards.

>You stare, waiting for some kind of reaction.

>Then

>She starts laughing.

>Deep laughs from her belly until tears form in her eyes.

>You frown and cross your arms.

Glad you think this is funny.

>She wipes her eye, "Oooooh wow Anon! Not only did you make Princess Celestia lose her cool, which I wish I had seen by the way, but you are SO DENSE!"

What? Dense?

>She nods and gives a few more giggles.

>"Yeah, as in clueless? You have a lot to learn still about Equestria buddy."

>You look out the window.

Maybe I should talk to Twilight Sparkle...

>"Yeah, that's a good idea: talk to a pony who is more awkward than Rarity at the Thrift Barn!"

>Rainbow slaps her leg and barks a laugh.

>"T-tell her about your problems fitting in! You know, since she's the best at it! BAHHHHHAHAHAHA!"

>At this point Dash is rolling in her seat with mirth.

Why do I hang out with you?

 

 

>You are Luna.

>After your sister had retreated to her chambers you wait outside the door.

>What is wrong with her?

>It had been ages even before you had been banished that you had seen the royal tantrum thrown.

>And that was because of a war.

>Not because of a few words from some monkey.

>Your sister was acting very strange ever since he came.

>You frown as you hear Celestia smash something in her room.

>Using some magic, you let your eyes see through the door and your ears hear her voice.

>"Not attracted to ponies?!" Celestia stands in front of her large mirror, screaming at her reflection.

>"Not attracted?! Ponies?!" Suddenly her hoof shoots out and smashes through the mirror.

>You flinch.

>Celestia goes to her desk and you expect her to smash that mirror as well.

>Instead, she begins opening her different designer makeup.

Sister?

>She starts to smear makeup on her face and looks bewildered into the mirror.

>"Am I attractive now? Are you attracted to b-big mares Anonnnnn?!"

>She slams her head down sobbing.

Oh sister...

>You open the door and go to comfort her.

 

 

>You walk in, whisper comforting words into her ear and guide her to her large bed.

>She lays down sniffling and you curl up beside her.

>Just like when you were younger.

>So many ages ago.

>Sharing eachother's warmth when mother and father were gone.

>Just you and your beautiful sister.

>You wrap a wing around her and stroke her astral mane.

>"I'm sorry you have to see me like this sister..."

>You would agree with her, but you can't seem to find the will.

>This side of your sister,

>It's been too long.

Just take as much time as needed Celest...

>That name hadn't been used in a while.

>She smiles at this.

>Your wing squeezes her closer to you.

>Mouth going dry.

>Heart rate increasing.

>Tail lifting-

>You shake your head and go back to stroking her mane.

>Her sobs are faint now and your rub your muzzle along her neck.

>She sighs and rubs her own head against yours.

>Just like old times.

>Except...

>Now you are older.

>Wiser.

>You have goals and dreams.

>Instead of nuzzling, you bring out your tongue and lick up Celestia's neck.

 

 

>She moans and you feel her tense up.

>You have never heard your sister moan!

>Oh wait...

>There was that one time in your youth when you had heard her romp with that foreign prince through the walls.

>But you had made sure he was never found.

>Deep in the ocean.

>Either way, Celestia's moan starts up your winking.

>Your tail could lift a colt.

>There's most likely a decent puddle in her sheets now from one good squirt.

>Your sister suuddenly backs up.

>"L-Luna what are you doing?!"

>You pounce.

>Celestia looks confused under you.

>Her mane splays majestically across the bed.

We need you big sister. You need us. It is only natural we partake in the... Carnal desires.

>You kiss her.

>She may still be smeared in makeup, but it's everything you imagined it to be.

>Warm and wet.

>You tongue slides across her lips.

>"Mmmff?!"

>She's pushing against you, but very weakly.

>And there has been no magic used.

>A good sign.

>You decide that is the go-ahead.

>You wrap your legs around one of hers and begin sliding your groin up and down.

>You moan into her mouth and back away for air.

>She still looks confused.

>"Luna this is... Strange."

Shhh

>You grab her horn and pull it toward you.

>"Luna no!"

>You slide it into your mouth with a moan.

 

 

>She melts back into the sheets in a fit of whinnies.

>You smile around her horn as it slides farther into your throat.

>The grooves are stimulated by your tongue.

>She begins breathing hysterically underneath you.

>You work your hips faster, almost to the edge.

>Celestia screams out and you feel her magic essence seep from her horn.

>You swallow it eagerly.

>It tastes like a mixture of citrus and tart sweetness.

>She bucks around in orgasm, her fluids creating a sticky film on your leg.

>With a rough rub, you finish as well, still sucking on the tip of her horn.

>Eventually your sister lays still below you breathing heavy.

>The room smells as though a super powered thunderstorm is approaching.

>You cuddle into her and keep suckling her beautiful horn, rubbing the base of it with a hoof.

I love you sister.

>Her hooves kick at you and you are sent tumbling from the bed.

>With a surprised yell you stand.

Sister! Have we not pleased you to your liking?

>She rolls over away from you.

>"Get out!"

>You hold up a hoof and your ears droop.

B-but Celest-

>She uses the Royal Canterlot Voice.

>"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I SAID GET OUT!"

>You turn and flee from her presence, hurt.

 

 

>You are Anon.

>Last night Rainbow crashed at your place.

>You find her passed out on your couch, drooling and snoring on her back.

>You chuckle as she scratches her crotch and mutters something.

>She wears her Captain Pone pajamas.

>Some weird super hero comic she liked or something.

>You start to make some toast.

>As it heats, you write a note for Dash, explaining where you're going.

>This was pretty normal.

>She might as well be your roommate with how often she was at your home, using all your stuff.

>It could work out.

>If she only showered more.

>You had never brought it up, but that mare could get a good musk going after a flight.

>You eat then leave for the library.

>It's pretty stupid but you try to tame your messy hair before you arrive.

>No food on the face? Check.

>No stains on your clothes? Check.

>All ready, you knock on her door.

>Spike answers.

What's going on bro? Twilight in?

>Before he can answer Twilight teleports into the doorway and knocks the little dragon away, sending him crashing into a bookshelf.

>"Anon? ANON?!"

>Her mouth opens wide and she begins yelling.

>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

>She begins teleporting all over the place, on the door frame, on a bookshelf, on her large globe, on the ceiling, all the while shouting.

>When she teleports near you, you grab her horn and she stops, held up in your grip.

Can we talk?

>Twilight smiles and teleports to the stairs.

>"YUS! Let's go to my room!"

>You put your hands in your pockets and flip your hair.

Yeah. Whatever.

>She squees and runs up the stairs, her tail flipping out in every direction.

 

 

>Twilight dances from hoof to hoof when you get to her room.

>She starts jabbering about how she had finally won and her friend's would be so jealous.

>She never shut up.

>It reminded you of a friend back on Earth you used to write with.

>"So! Should I bathe first? Or is that not a good idea? I read that some males prefer a musk?"

>You hold up your hand.

Wait Twilight, when I said 'talk' that's what I meant.

>She looks disappointed.

I need your help with something.

>She puffs up with pride, "you came to the right pony."

Whatever. Listen, I can't write in pony scribble, so I need you to write and send a letter for me.

>She tilts her head.

>"To?"

Princess Celestia.

>She looks excited and runs to grab a scroll and quill.

>You sit on her bed as she gets poised to write.

>"Okay Anon, just tell me what you want!"

>You clear your throat.

Dear Princess Celestia,

You are a huge bitch.

>Twilight sputters, "I'm NOT writing that!"

>You glare.

Fine... You have greatly upset me. I must ask that you hear my side of the way things are in Ponyville for a Human.

>You go on for a while constructing an argument.

>After it's finished and read back to you, Twilight gets her dragon slave to send it.

Now we wait...

 

 

>You get up to leave.

Thanks Twi, really appreciate it or whatever.

>Must leave before she can barrage you with more adorkable behavior.

>"Wait Anon!"

>You sigh and turn back to her.

>She blushes and sits on her rear, twiddling her front hooves.

>"Can um, can I have the usual?"

>Fuck.

>You had thought for sure she would forget.

>Every one of these ponies had some kind of weird thing they liked you to do.

>For Pinkie Pie it was belly rubs.

>Applejack loved to have her tail pulled.

>Rarity demanded you massaged her.

>Fluttershy wouldn't stop asking what your fucking fetish was and was generally a rapist.

>Rainbow Dash actually enjoyed the smell of your piss for some reason and always asked you to not flush for her.

>And Twilight Sparkle...

>You walk over to her dresser with a groan.

>She jumps up and down clopping her hooves together then runs to her seat in front of the mirror.

>You pick up her brush and walk behind her.

>Mane brushing.

>For some damn reason, this activity made Twilight wetter than a Slip 'N Slide.

>You place a hand on her side to hold her steady.

>She shivers and smiles at you through the reflection.

>You raise the brush to her mane and gulp.

>This was always the most intimate of any of the activities you did with the mane six.

 

 

>"Hang on..."

>Twilight's horn glows and the needle of her record player drops with a scratch.

>The music starts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyVTjoW0LzY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>"Okay go on..."

>This is why Twilight Sparkle was the only pony besides Dash you willingly visited.

>You place the bristles into her mane.

>A gust of breath escapes her lips as the brush touches her scalp.

>You slowly begin to drag it down.

>"ooooOOOOOOOH!"

>Her moan increases in volume as the brush slides through her silky locks.

>She squeezes the stool she is on and closes her eyes.

>You know her nethers have begun to water.

>As you remove the brush and place it back at the top of her head, you notice that you are holding your breath.

>Why not have a little fun?

>Dragging the brush through another stroke, you wrap your free arm around her neck.

>You bend down and breathe into her ear.

Does that feel good Twilight?

>She moans loudly and seizes up, cumming instantly to your hot breath in her ear.

>You wait for her jittering to stop before continuing.

>A smell like grape jam fills the air and she rubs her head back against you.

>"Don't stop..."

 

 

>With your arm still around her, you begin brushing a little more roughly.

>"Ah. Ah. Ah! Oh... Mm. Ahh. Yeah~"

>Her hips buck forward with each swipe of the brush.

>You hope she doesn't feel how hard you are, pressed to her back.

>The stool slides across the wood floor with every thrust of her hips.

>You have to take littke steps forward each time and keep dragging the bristles through her mane.

>You feel her tongue begin to lap at your arm below her chin.

>Her tail thumps up between your legs over and over in time to the brushes.

>"I'm gonna..."

>She shrieks and loses herself in another orgasm.

>"ARE YOU GONNA MOUNT ME OR WHAT?!"

>You continue brushing and smile.

I don't think so...

>She groans in frustration and rubs her sopping crotch.

>You let her go and toss the brush back on the dresser.

>"You're done?!"

Yup.

>You reach up and stroke her horn like you would on yourself tonight.

>Twilight yells at the top of her lungs and a purple magical mist spouts from the tip of her horn.

>You chuckle after she collapses onto the floor with her plot in the air, unconscious.

>You sigh and leave the room.

>Spike stares at you in awe as you leave.

Take it easy bro.

 

 

>You are Celestia.

>It's night now.

>Luna is surely going about nightly dealings at this time.

>You still feel unsettled by what she attempted.

>But you must clear your mind.

>This was a delicate pocedure.

>Lack of concentration could prove disastrous.

>This was something you couldn't fix with magic should it go wrong.

>This was your mind.

>You breathe deeply and shape the aspect of sound.

>Anon's voice.

>Anon's voice.

>You squeeze your eyes shut tight.

>Anon's-

Oh come on!

>Caving in from impatience you let a bit of magic float into your thoughts.

Come on...

>There's a shimmer in front of you.

>You gasp.

>The form of Anon begins to appear.

>With a little more mental prodding, he finally becomes whole.

>He smiles at you, "hello lover."

>You giggle happily and your long tail lifts a little.

>You smile seductively at your tulpa.

Welcome to my chambers... nonA.

 

 

>You are Luna.

>You gaze in wonder through your sister's door.

>She lays on her bed talking to herself.

>"Oh, he's so frustrating! I just get all flustered whenever he's around and then I can't stop myself from being rude!"

>She plays with her mane and stares at a spot on the ground as though listening.

>"Yes! Exactly, he shouldn't look at any other pony, I'M the princess! I'M beautiful! Right?"

>She looks at the wall pleadingly.

>Then she smiles and swells with pride.

>"Oh you're such a sweet talker."

What is this madness?

>Celestia rolls onto her back.

>Her tail wafts her scent as though there is a stallion there.

>"Would you like to make me feel beautiful?"

>You can't watch anymore.

Oh sister...

>You turn and walk away.

>All of your nightly duties are finished, so you decide to head to Ponyville.

>You needed to speak to Anon.

 

 

>You are Anon.

>You wake up to something falling on your face.

WHAZZAT?!

>You sit up and scratch at your face.

>After you turn on the light, you realize that the thing attacking your face is actually a scroll.

>Celestia!

>You pick it up and eagerly open it.

>There are only a bit of words, but taking up most of the parchment in big red letters are the words 'EVICTION NOTICE'.

What?

>Your heart begins to race.

>There's the royal stamp and everything...

>At the bottom in scribbled awkward letters is a small note.

>'It iz hard for mee to rite in hewmun skribbl. Plese com to the kastl tomoro, Sulestia'.

>You growl in frustration.

THIS bitch...

>There's a tapping at your window.

>You look up and see Luna flying outside.

Princess Luna?

>You get up and open it for her.

>She glides in and plops down on your bed.

>"The Human Anonymous, It is I: Princess Of The Night, LUNA!"

>She says this all while curled up in your bed with wide eyes and screaming the last part.

Eh, yeah... I know who you are princess.

>"Right right right..." she looks down as though composing herself, eyes still wide.

Did you need something Princess? I'm kind of in the middle of something.

>She kneads your pillow to her liking and rests her head.

>"Thou art busy? In the night?" She looks down at your underwear, "Oh... The Nocturnal Emissions."

No!

>You hold up the scroll.

Your sister just decreed my eviction from this house!

>Luna gasps and sits up.

>Her wings shoot out and lightning strikes outside.

>"This is YOUR dwelling?!"

 

 

>You groan.

Princess-

>"Luna."

Princess Luna-

>"Woona."

Princess Woona I-

>"Luna."

PRINCESS LUNA THIS IS SERIOUS AND I NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN HERE SO-

>"Please call us Luna. Just. Luna."

>You seethe and glare at her, the parchment crinkling in your hand.

>She raises her chin and closes her eyes.

>"If you call us the name we desire, we may be able to help you, The Human Anonymous."

>Wait a second,

>Luna is Celestia's sister!

>Her right hand mare!

Luna! Please help me here!

>She stands on your bed, "LET US RIDE TO THE CASTLE!"

>She springs a little in the bed and takes flight through your window.

>You get dressed and crawl out onto her back with the parchment in your hand.

>"The Human Anonymous-"

Anon.

>"Anonymous Human-"

Anony.

>"Anony The Human I-"

Anon-

>Ah damn, this is too annoying.

>She could probably go on forever.

>"The Human Anonymous, In return for our favor we must ask one of you."

>You shrug.

Sure Luna, what can I do for you?

>"We shall discuss the matter when our sister is present."

>She speeds up her flight to the castle.

 

 

>You are Celestia.

>nonA has given you the most wonderful ideas.

>He suggested the eviction.

>Anon would be kicked out of his home by morning.

>Now you were working on your next law.

>A decree that forbade Human's from taking residence anywhere in Equestria outside of Canterlot.

>Anon would have no choice but to move into the royal chambers.

>And then... Your room!

>You laugh as you write.

>nonA keeps bugging you with small details.

It won't matter nonA, once he has nowhere to go, convincing him will be a piece of cake...

>Your door opens.

>Expecting a guard with an urgent message, you look up and see Luna.

>Followed by Anon.

>You quickly stand and roll up the parchment.

Anon! Luna what is the meaning of this?!

>She pushes your little Human forward,

>"Sister, this has become far too silly. You must sit down and speak civilized with The Human Anonymous."

>Anon glares at you.

>You glare back.

Have you packed your things yet?

>He scowls and throws the scroll on the ground.

>"This is BULLSHIT!"

>You step back a little.

>"Why are you taking my house away?! I broke no laws and I pay my rent every month!"

>He throws his arms up the way you like him to when he's worked up,

>"I even pay a little extra when I can!"

>You smirk at him and hold up your parchment.

Want to see my new law going into effect tomorrow?

 

 

>After letting him see the law, he flips.

>His face turns red from screaming.

>Your throat is sore from screaming back.

>Luna looks worried on the sidelines.

>"YOU'RE RACIST! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!"

I CAN HAVE YOU THROWN IN CHAINS FOR SUCH ACCUSATIONS!

>"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!"

>You close your eyes and give an almighty shout,

NO, I WOULDN'T BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

>The room falls silent.

>You realize the mistake you've made too late.

>Luna looks at you in disappointment.

>Anon looks as though he has been slapped.

>"L-love... Me?"

Uh... Um.

>You look around for an escape.

What I meant was...

>You let your instincts take over.

AHHHHH!

>Your horn glows.

>There's a loud high-pitched noise and Anon is engulfed in magic aura.

 

 

>The light fade and Anon stands with his arms protecting his face.

>"Sister what have you wrought?!"

>Anon lowers his arms and notices the markings on the backs of his hands.

>Your cutie mark is now etched into his skin.

>On the backs of his hands, on his flanks, on his back and on his chest.

You have been branded with my mark.

>You give an authoritive stomp and snort.

You are now my property Anonymous.

>He looks up at you in horror.

Those marks prevent you from leaving this castle and any mare you touch besides myself, well... You'll see.

>You've done it!

>Anon is yours.

>That word makes you so happy.

>Yours.

Guards!

>Two guards enter the room.

>Anon looks at them then back at you,

>"Really? You're gonna throw me in the dungeon now?"

>You shake your head and point at your sister.

No. Gentlecolts, please escort my dear sister out.

>The guards walk to Luna.

>She looks at you pleadingly.

>"You must not do this sister! The Human Anonymous is not a slave!"

>The guards drag her out.

>You lick your lips and face Anon.

He's mine now...