Something About Roseluck

>Day One Gimmick Only in Equestria.

>You are Anon.

>Not super lucky Anon.

>Not dashing Anon.

>Not Funny Anon.

>No,

>Just apathetic, grumpy ol' Anon.

Stop that.

>Every day you're a big grumpy turd to all the ponies around you.

I said stop.

>They try to be nice and show you the true meaning of love but-

God dammit Roseluck quit narrating my pretend life!

>She giggles, "well you ARE grumpy..."

>You put down your toothbrush and stare in the mirror at her.

Why are you in my bathroom anyway?

>She bounces forward on her hooves, "because you luuuuurve me~"

>She's your best friend, but it's still weird that she watches you brush your teeth every day.

No. I feel bad for you.

>She pouts

>"Why?"

>You spit and rinse,

Because I'm your only friend.

>Roseluck laughs, "don't flatter yourself Anonygrump, I have plenty of friends."

>You wipe your mouth on the back of your hand.

Oh yeah? Then why haven't I met any?

>"Well because-"

Why do you never bring them over huh?

>"I would if-"

>You turn and smile now, knowing you're about there.

And if you have plenty, how do you spend any time with them when you're with me EVERY waking hour?

>She puffs out her cheeks.

>Here it comes.

>Her face is turning red.

>She glares with pure buttrage.

>Steam pours out of her ears.

Poor Rose, can dish it out but can't take it~

>She stomps

>"YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!"

>She tackles you with a headbutt.

 

 

>After getting Roseluck's morning tantrum out of the way, you make her breakfast.

>This was probably the main reason she came over every day.

>Because she was an idiot and couldn't cook.

>You make her toast, pancakes, fresh orange juice and sliced honeydew melon.

>She drools all over it then digs in.

Rose, you know Twilight Sparkle?

>She looks up with her mouth full of pancake, "mfeh, feh wiv in neh whibfay."

>You nod,

Yes, I know my cooking alone makes you want to shout your love for me from the rooftops, but what about this Twilight Sparkle?

>She gulps down her food and rolls her eyes, "hahaha so funny. I said she lives in the library. Element of Harmony. Princess pet. Kinda a shut-in ya know?"

>She stabs a piece of melon and raises an eyebrow at you, "why?"

>You fold up your newpaper.

Well, I have to go talk to her today. She sent me a letter saying she wants to learn more about Humans.

>"Good for you. Show her your freaky toes."

I haven't really met her, so I wanted to know what she's like.

>Roseluck sighs, "I already told you, she's some book worm shut-in, I don't really know much else."

>You smile at her

Aw, is someone a little jealous her friend is making a new friend?

>"Haha, you're a riot."

Does it hurt because you have only me?

>The glare she gives you warns you that anymore will send a glass of OJ flying at your face.

>You chuckle and eat your breakfast.

>"Hey Anon?"

>Roseluck looks like she has an itchy throat.

Sup?

>Her ears droop a little.

>"Wanna go do something tonight?"

>You do something every night.

>Usually it's watching crappy old movies on her projector.

Sure, my place?

>She fidgets with her fork.

>"I was thinking something more like... Dinner? Out?"

Oh! So you want me to buy you dinner huh moocher?

>You laugh and expect her to come back.

>But she just blushes.

>"S-so, eight? At that Istallion pasta place sound good?"

 

 

>Did your best friend just set up a date?

>No that can't be.

>She must have evolved in her mooching.

>Because that's what Roseluck did best: mooch.

>And besides, she always said your fingers and toes were weird, how could she want to go on a date?

>She was definitely mooching her way to a fancy pasta dinner.

>After she left, you got ready to go to Twilight's.

>Gotta make a good impression.

>This was one important pony.

>She might as well be a princess.

>You throw on some cologne for extra zaz.

>Using Roseluck's shitty hoof-drawn map to the library, you make your way through town.

>God she sucked at drawing.

>She wasn't really to good at anything but gardening actually.

Idiot...

>Holy shit this pony actually lives in a motherfucking tree.

>You gaze up at the 'library'.

How is that thing not dead?

>Must be the same thing that always accounts for the wackiness in this world:

Fucking science.

>You walk up and knock on the door, making sure your tie is straight.

>The door creaks open and a mare mumbles out, sounding half asleep.

>"Whozit?"

Hello, I'm Anonymous, are you Twilight Sparkle?

>You see a purple eye grow wide in the crack

>She gasps, "holyshityou'rehuge!"

>The door slams in your face.

Uh,

>"GO AWAY! YOU CAN'T EAT ME!"

>Is she... Scared of you?

Ms. Sparkle, you asked me to come and I just wanted to answer your questions!

>There's no sound from the other side of the door.

Ms. Twilight plea-

>"YOU CAN'T EAT ME! I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA!"

>Your sides are in orbit.

*Ahem* RAWR! COME OUT LITTLE PONY! I MUST FEED ON LITTLE PONY BONES!

 

 

>You can hear her high pitched scream of terror from within the library.

>She probably wet herself.

>The sound of her hoof clops running up stairs makes you double over laughing.

>You couldn't help it.

>Roseluck would be on the floor if she were here.

>But wait, you're supposed to be talking to Twilight, not scaring her.

>You wipe your eyes and knock again

Ms. Twilight I was joking! I'm not a monster and I'm here to speak with you so if you could just-

>The door opens.

>Spike stands in the doorway looking at you.

Spike?

>You had met the dragon a couple times at that pony Rarity's boutique.

You live here?

>He looks as if he just woke up as well.

>"Hey non, whatchya doin' scarin' Twi?"

Sorry, she wrote me and asked me to come over, but I don't think she had ever seen me up close, so she got a little frightened...

>Spike lets you in and leads you up the stairs.

>"She's in here, I'll get her."

>You follow the dragon into a room.

>On the bed you see a purple butt sticking up in the air shivering.

>Twilight has her head buried under her blanket.

>"Twilight? Come out. Anon the Human is here. He wants to talk to you."

>Her words are a little muffled from the pillow, "make him go! He can't get me in here!"

>You hold in a laugh.

>Spike rolls his eyes and tugs on her tail.

>"You do this every time you eat pickles before bed!"

>With a mighty tug, Spike pulls Twilight from her pillow forcefield.

>She goes flying back

>And collides with your chest.

>You both fall to the floor.

Oh damn, my head...

>You open your eyes.

>A purple face is inches from yours.

>Twilight blushes.

>"You're not so scary..."

Uh, yeah...

 

 

>"EEP!" She jumps off of you and takes a few steps back.

>You groan and get up with Spike's help.

>"Sorry about that Anon, Twilight gets some bad nightmares when she eats certain things before bed."

>You see Twilight poised in a position ready to cast a quick spell on you or run for her life.

>No, she's pretty scared of you.

Ms. Twilight, I'm here to answer your questions.

>"Doyoueatmeat?"

What?

>She gulps, "Do. You. Eat. Meat?"

>You rub your chin,

I'm an omnivore, so yes. But I haven't had any meat since I came to Equestria.

>"SO YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR MEAT HUH?!"

>Spike yanks on Twilight's mane, "Twi calm down! Anon's a good guy!"

>Twilight doesn't take her eyes off of you.

>"I felt a heartbeat when I was... Um, on t-t-top of you. That was a heart right? You have a heart? ARE YOU CAPABLE OF LOVE?!"

>Spike tugs her hair again.

Yes, I have a heart. But that's just an organ that pumps blood through the body.

>Twilight scoffs, "how unscientific! Everyone knows the heart is where love is born."

>You shrug.

Okay so what else do you want to know?

>She just stares at you.

>You cough a little in the awkward silence.

>"IT'S SPITTING ACID!"

>Twilight knocks Spike aside and dives behind a shelf.

>It takes Spike about five minutes to get her out again.

>And the conversation never quite passes her fearful accusations.

>Finally you decide it's probably best to go.

Ms. Twilight, how about if we meet tonight over some dinner in a more relaxed environment so I can answer your questions?

>Her ears perk up and her horn twinkles, "dinner? Is this a date? Are you asking me out on a date?"

Er...

>Oh boy.

Yeah, like a dinner date kind of thing so you can learn more about humans-

>"What time?! Where?! What should I wear?! Should I send Spike to Rarity's for the night?!"

>The shit you get yourself into.

 

 

>You arrive at Roseluck's after leaving Twilight's.

>She's probably in her greenhouse.

>Correction: she is in her greenhouse.

>You sneak up behind her.

BOO!

>She squeals and drops something.

>You bend forward and grab the little bag up.

Well well well...

>Roseluck turns and snatches her bag back with a glare, "Anon what are you doing?!"

Definitely not smoking with you.

>Ever since you had found that plant in the Everfree and introduced it to Roseluck, she had been growing the finest weed you had ever smoked.

>"I was going to share! Before we went to eat!"

>You rub her ear,

How about a little now, and I tell you about how I made Twilight piss herself?

 

>30 minutes later and Raoseluck is glaring at you with red eyes.

>Why didn't she find it funny anymore?

>Why did she stop laughing?

>Why weren't there any chips left?

What's wrong man?

>She unsticks her top lip from her gums, "you invited her to dinner? But, I thought it was just going to be us?"

>You raise an eyebrow

>"I m-mean, you know, us two bros..."

Right, it will still be us hanging out! But I just wanted to make Twilight feel more comfortable so I could answer her questions.

>Roseluck licks her lips, "but she- I don't- what if we- UUUURGH!"

>She huffs and stomps back inside.

Roseluck where are you going?!

>"TO GET READY DUMMY! STAY OUT THERE!"

 

 

>Well here you are.

>In a suit that's much to nice for you.

>With a mare who is much to cute to be with you.

>Wait, she's your friend.

>Roseluck looks much different with a bit of makeup and a red sparkling dress.

>And there's Twilight, already waiting at a table for you.

>You both walk over and join her.

>Why is

>Why is Twilight wearing a bow tie?

>"Hello Anon!" She announces a little too loudly.

>You introduce Roseluck and the waiter takes your drink orders.

>Twilight casually asks you why you didn't order blood.

>You lock glazed red eyes with Roseluck and glare daggers at her as she fights not to laugh.

Well, I like to have some meat with my blood Twilight.

>She scoots a little farther away from you.

>Twilight asks more bizzare questions while you watch Roseluck devour the entire basket of bread.

>Oh man, bread is mostly air.

>Wow you're still pretty high.

>Pot grown with magic sun beams was the shit...

>"Anon do you have a penis or a vagina?!"

>You choke.

>Roseluck spews bread all over the table.

>Several customers turn and look at Twilight.

>"Because I couldn't tell if you had a penis when I was on top of you!"

>Roseluck's mouth drops open.

It's not like that! Listen, Twilight, can we have this conversation some other time?

>She tilts her head.

>"Sure. Alright. I have to go pee, excuse me."

>She gets up and walks away.

>You watch her go.

Ooookay... what a strange pony. What do you think Ros-

>You feel a hoof caress your genitals.

>Looking up in shock you see Roseluck blushing with a smirk

>"Yup, you definitely have one."

 

 

Rose what the hell?!

>You whisper, hoping no one can see under the table.

>She uses her other back hoof now as well, using both legs to stroke you through your pants.

>She smiles, maintaining eye contact the whole time.

R-Rose...

>Her control is amazing.

>Being a little baked along with the thinness of your pants is making the experience breath taking.

>You grip the edge of the table and suppress a groan.

>"Let it out."

Huh?

>She rests her chin on a hoof.

>"Unzip your pants. Take out your dick. I'm going to make you cum in this restaurant."

>Without question, you do as you're told.

>Luckily the tablecloth is covering all this.

>But everyone can still see your face as it contorts in pleasure.

>You feel the soft caress of her hooves on your bare skin now.

>She slides up slowly from the base, then rolls the tip between her hooves.

>You bite your lip and curse her name under your breath.

>She smiles and yawns like it's nothing.

>The waiter arrives with your drinks.

>"Merlot for the ladies and water for the gentleman."

>You freeze up.

>This guy is standing two feet away from you while your dick is being stroked.

>Roseluck smiles and takes a sip of her wine.

>"Thank you."

>The waiter nods, "ready to order?"

No I think we'll need a little more time okaythanksbye!

>He shrugs and walks off.

>"Ready to cum?"

>Roaseluck has a look on her face you've never seen before.

>Like a spider looking at it's dinner.

Shouldn't we-

>She slips under the table.

Rose!

>You feel her hoves on your knees.

Rose here comes Twilight!

>Your cock is surrounded by something hot and wet.

>You grab the back of Roseluck's head under the table

>And drive yourself into the back of her throat.

 

 

>Twilight sits down.

>"Where did Roseluck go?"

>Your eye twitches,

She uh, h-h-had to go t-to the batHROOm!

>Twilight looks confused, "I didn't see her in there..."

>You slap a hand down on the table suddenly.

Just missed her hahahaha!

>Twilight scoots away a little.

>"Are you feeling okay?"

>Roseluck is bobbing rhythmically between your legs below, using her tongue to flick at your urethra every so often.

Just fine! I feel good!

>Twilight shrugs and takes a drink of her wine.

>"You know I don't usually drink wine, but you make me really nervous, but if I drink too much you might try to take advantage of me and put your penis in my vagina to reproduce."

Mhmm.

>You grab the back of Roseluck's head again with one hand and press her mouth down as far as you can.

>Her throat muscles flex around your shaft.

>You can feel her saliva drooling out onto your balls.

>"Are you not going to drink Anon?"

>You can't help but grunt as you begin to cum.

>Roseluck grabs on around the back of your knees and takes your entire load down her throat.

>Twilight stares at you.

>You smile at her while below, Roseluck licks the last drops from your tip.

>"Anon do you have to poo-"

>"Oh I'm back!"

>Roseluck shoots up from below the table.

>Twilight looks over, "oh I didn't see you! Why were you under the table?"

>Fuck.

>Roseluck points to her ear, "dropped an earring."

>Fuck yeah.

>The waiter comes back for your orders.

>You stare at Roseluck the whole time.

 

 

>The rest of dinner is pretty intense.

>You and Roseluck lock eyes most of the time.

>The sexual tension is electricity in the air.

>Twilight remains oblivious.

>You want to throw Roseluck on the table and fuck her right now.

>She keeps brushing your leg under the table and smirking at you.

>She does some mouth play with an icecube when Twilight isn't looking.

>Eventually the dinner ends.

>You say your goodbyes to Twilight and pull Roseluck out of the restaurant.

>"Where are we going?"

My house. Now.

>If only you could fly there.

>It takes about ten minutes, but you arrive.

>You drag Roseluck upstairs and fall with her on your bed.

>For the first time

>You kiss.

>It's deep and passionate.

>You can tell she wants you inside of her as much as you want to be inside of her.

>She pushes on your chest.

>"Wait Anon."

What is it Rose?

>She looks into your eyes.

>"Anon, do you... Really like me? Or do you just want to have sex with me?"

>You're caught off guard

Like yo- OF COURSE I LIKE YOU! You're my closest friend Rose! You're funny and caring and... Beautiful."

>She looks to the side, "but I can't cook or draw or do anything really except for gardening, I'm not that smart or-"

>You put a finger on her lips.

So what you can't cook Rose? I can cook for us. We go together well. I cook, and you garden and tell me I'm a grumpy ass. And that's okay.

>You brush her face with a finger

Now maybe we can be more than a simple gardener and a grumpy ass Human...

>Roseluck smiles, "so, you like me as much as I like you?"

Of course Roseluck.

>You kiss her lips

There's just,

Something about you.

 

 

The End.