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Smoking With Roseluck

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>Hiding from Roseluck is more difficult than avoiding Buttershy.
>You sneak down the stairs as quietly as you can.
>The basement should be safe.
>Rose doesn't really like the dark.
>Once in your den of solitude, you raise your hand-made pipe to your lips.
>Lighting up, you take your first glorious hit of the day.
>Your girlfriend grows the best weed.
>With a sigh, you sit on a dusty couch.
>It's tiring avoiding Rose when you want to smoke by yourself.
>She's like a fucking fiend.
>You've been trying to get her to smoke less.
>Maybe if she wasn't so baked all the time, she could make some friends.
>The door up the stairs opens.
>"Anon? Are you smoking? Because I smell pot."
>You freeze.
>Her stoner sight is based on movement.
>The sound of her falling down the stairs makes you jump.
>In the dim light you can see your girlfriend tumbling down the steps, "LET ME GET GREENS!"
>After picking her up and setting her on the couch, you hand her the pipe.
"Okay babe, just one hit. You have to quit smoking so much, it's not helpin-"
>She snatches the piece from you and roasts the bowl.
>It one hit.
>You grit your teeth in frustration while Roseluck wiggles her hooves and looks up at the ceiling with her cheeks puffed out.
"God dammit Rose!"
>She exhales a huge cloud of smoke in your face then kisses your nose.
>"Don't be a grumpanon, let's go mess with Fluttershy!"
>She runs up the stairs.
"NO! ROSELUCK STOP!"
>You chase after her.
>The problem with Roseluck:
>She is fast.
>And jealous.
>Recently she has been talking more about Fluttershy.
>And how much she dislikes her.
>You chase Roseluck all the way to Fluttershy's cottage.
>Before you can stop her, she knocks on the door.
>You run up and double over, breathing heavy.
"You, fucking, moron."
>The door opens and Fluttershy peers out, "Fluttershy's Fetish Hut, how can I- oh! H-hello Anon."
>Roseluck gets in her face, "AND ROSELUCK! I'm here too you creepy whores! Me! Anon's girlfriend!"
>Fluttershy flinches back into her house and you pull Roseluck back.
"Can we not do this Rose?"
>She breaks your grip, "no! We're doing this here and now!"
>Fuck she's high.
>She pulls you down by the collar and smashes her lips against yours.
>Fluttershy gasps and leans out of the doorway.
>Your girlfriend pulls away and grins at Fluttershy.
>"Anon is MY man!"
>Fluttershy fumes and flies at you like a bullet.
>She tackles you and sloppily kisses your face.
>You throw her off.
"STOP! Just fucking stop!"
>Roseluck's face is turning red.
>Her cheeks puff out and steam shoots from her ears.
>"GAAAH!"
>She charges Fluttershy like a bull and the two go sprawling into the dirt.
"Oh shit."
>Rainbow Dash zooms overhead and stops.
>Her eyes widen at the two ponies wrestling on the ground.
"Dash! Help me out here!"
>Instead, she gets a big shit-eating grin and puts her hooves around her mouth, "fight! Fight! Fight!"
>You can't breack the two up.
>Every time you pull them apart, they jump right back at each other.
>It looks like Fluttershy is getting her ass kicked.
"Rose! Let's go home! Stop!"
>The two back up and stare each other down.
>Roseluck wipes her mouth, "I suck Anon's dick like every other night!"
"Whoa!"
>Fluttershy brushes some hair out of her eyes, "I have ten pairs of Anon's underwear in my house. Unwashed."
"Uh, what?"
>Roseluck spits at her hooves, "I know Anon's FETISH!"
>The look on Fluttershy's face is as though the world is ending.
>She charges Roseluck, "tell meeeeee!"
>Finally Rainbow Dash steps in.
>She flies in between the two and holds up her hooves, "WAIT!"
>All of the ponies stop.
>"Why don't you two just PROVE your love for Anon?"
"Nope."
>"Whichever one wins is obviously better for Anon."
"Not happening."
>The three ponies turn and look at you.
>Fluttershy drools, "th-that's a good idea."
>You are tackled by all of them.
>Rainbow Dash has crazy dyke strength.
>Roseluck begins unbuttoning your pants, "I'm gonna win!"
>…
>Hours later you walk home with Roseluck.
>Your clothes are torn, there's several scratches on your body, you're covered in two different pony's piss and your ass is sore.
>Roseluck trots along happily with her head held high, "showed that bitch who's boss, huh Anon?"
>You shake a wriggling eel from your pants.
"You are banned from smoking anymore Rose. I'm never smoking with you again."
>She stops, falls on the ground and begins thrashing, "NO FAIR! I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I PASS OUT!"
>Ponies stare.
"ALRIGHT! Get up! You're making a scene!"
>She stops and glares at you, "so can we smoke when we get home?"
"Fine!"
>She hops up and rubs her head on your leg, "I knew you'd see things my way! Tell you what, tonight I'll do your fetish for you."
>You grumble.
"I'll go buy the icecream..."
>Fucking Roseluck.

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>Hiding from Roseluck is more difficult than avoiding Buttershy.
>You sneak down the stairs as quietly as you can.
>The basement should be safe.
>Rose doesn't really like the dark.
>Once in your den of solitude, you raise your hand-made pipe to your lips.
>Lighting up, you take your first glorious hit of the day.
>Your girlfriend grows the best weed.
>With a sigh, you sit on a dusty couch.
>It's tiring avoiding Rose when you want to smoke by yourself.
>She's like a fucking fiend.
>You've been trying to get her to smoke less.
>Maybe if she wasn't so baked all the time, she could make some friends.
>The door up the stairs opens.
>"Anon? Are you smoking? Because I smell pot."
>You freeze.
>Her stoner sight is based on movement.
>The sound of her falling down the stairs makes you jump.
>In the dim light you can see your girlfriend tumbling down the steps, "LET ME GET GREENS!"
>After picking her up and setting her on the couch, you hand her the pipe.
"Okay babe, just one hit. You have to quit smoking so much, it's not helpin-"
>She snatches the piece from you and roasts the bowl.
>It one hit.
>You grit your teeth in frustration while Roseluck wiggles her hooves and looks up at the ceiling with her cheeks puffed out.
"God dammit Rose!"
>She exhales a huge cloud of smoke in your face then kisses your nose.
>"Don't be a grumpanon, let's go mess with Fluttershy!"
>She runs up the stairs.
"NO! ROSELUCK STOP!"
>You chase after her.


>The problem with Roseluck:
>She is fast.
>And jealous.
>Recently she has been talking more about Fluttershy.
>And how much she dislikes her.
>You chase Roseluck all the way to Fluttershy's cottage.
>Before you can stop her, she knocks on the door.
>You run up and double over, breathing heavy.
"You, fucking, moron."
>The door opens and Fluttershy peers out, "Fluttershy's Fetish Hut, how can I- oh! H-hello Anon."
>Roseluck gets in her face, "AND ROSELUCK! I'm here too you creepy whores! Me! Anon's girlfriend!"
>Fluttershy flinches back into her house and you pull Roseluck back.
"Can we not do this Rose?"
>She breaks your grip, "no! We're doing this here and now!"
>Fuck she's high.
>She pulls you down by the collar and smashes her lips against yours.
>Fluttershy gasps and leans out of the doorway.
>Your girlfriend pulls away and grins at Fluttershy.
>"Anon is MY man!"
>Fluttershy fumes and flies at you like a bullet.
>She tackles you and sloppily kisses your face.
>You throw her off.
"STOP! Just fucking stop!"
>Roseluck's face is turning red.
>Her cheeks puff out and steam shoots from her ears.
>"GAAAH!" 
>She charges Fluttershy like a bull and the two go sprawling into the dirt.
"Oh shit."
>Rainbow Dash zooms overhead and stops.
>Her eyes widen at the two ponies wrestling on the ground.
"Dash! Help me out here!"
>Instead, she gets a big shit-eating grin and puts her hooves around her mouth, "fight! Fight! Fight!"


>You can't breack the two up.
>Every time you pull them apart, they jump right back at each other.
>It looks like Fluttershy is getting her ass kicked.
"Rose! Let's go home! Stop!"
>The two back up and stare each other down.
>Roseluck wipes her mouth, "I suck Anon's dick like every other night!"
"Whoa!"
>Fluttershy brushes some hair out of her eyes, "I have ten pairs of Anon's underwear in my house. Unwashed."
"Uh, what?"
>Roseluck spits at her hooves, "I know Anon's FETISH!"
>The look on Fluttershy's face is as though the world is ending.
>She charges Roseluck, "tell meeeeee!"
>Finally Rainbow Dash steps in.
>She flies in between the two and holds up her hooves, "WAIT!"
>All of the ponies stop.
>"Why don't you two just PROVE your love for Anon?"
"Nope."
>"Whichever one wins is obviously better for Anon."
"Not happening."
>The three ponies turn and look at you.
>Fluttershy drools, "th-that's a good idea."
>You are tackled by all of them.
>Rainbow Dash has crazy dyke strength.
>Roseluck begins unbuttoning your pants, "I'm gonna win!"
>…
>Hours later you walk home with Roseluck.
>Your clothes are torn, there's several scratches on your body, you're covered in two different pony's piss and your ass is sore.
>Roseluck trots along happily with her head held high, "showed that bitch who's boss, huh Anon?"
>You shake a wriggling eel from your pants.
"You are banned from smoking anymore Rose. I'm never smoking with you again."
>She stops, falls on the ground and begins thrashing, "NO FAIR! I'LL HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I PASS OUT!"
>Ponies stare.
"ALRIGHT! Get up! You're making a scene!"
>She stops and glares at you, "so can we smoke when we get home?"
"Fine!"
>She hops up and rubs her head on your leg, "I knew you'd see things my way! Tell you what, tonight I'll do your fetish for you."
>You grumble.
"I'll go buy the icecream..."
>Fucking Roseluck.

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