- >How boring.
- >How boring how boring how boooooring.
- >You sit, row five, seat twenty-three.
- >In a fucking concert hall.
- >Listening to some stringy hoity-toity music.
- >Luna leans over, "art thou fine, Anonymous the Human?"
- >You grumble.
- >Cadence looks over, "you're fidgeting a lot. Do you need to use the restroom?"
- "No. I'm fine."
- >Celestia shushes all of you and looks back to the stage.
- >Three fucking princesses and they couldn't even get you all good seats?
- >There aren't even any snacks and it feels uncomfortable being around all of these high class ponies.
- >Celestia did dress you up in a nice little suit, however.
- >You swear you were these three Alicorn's play things.
- >It was nice living the high life in Equestria.
- >The only drawback was to have to regularly attend events like these.
- >A piercing sound grabs your attention.
- >Up on stage, a cello player has snapped one of her strings, sending her bow clattering to the floor.
- >The music goes on awkwardly.
- >As in, everyone in the whole damn place is staring at her.
- >And she's just sitting there staring at her bow on the floor with dead-looking purple eyes.
- >"Oh... My," Luna breathes.
- >You chuckle.
- "Damn. This is good."
- >The grey pony stands up, sets her cello down and walks toward the side of the stage, clearly not giving a shit.
- >You begin to laugh and clap.
- >Until the crowd starts getting loud.
- >You even hear some boos.
- >The grey pony stops just before curtain and looks back at the crowd.
- >Her dead gaze meets yours and you freeze.
- >She turns away, her silk-like mane obscuring her face
- >Then exits.
- >You sit on your bed folding your clothes like a good little bitch.
- >Celestia loves cleanliness.
- >Cadence is in your room, which is pretty common.
- >She's trying to figure out how you are able to maneuver your fingers to do things.
- "Who was she?"
- >Cadence looks up from your hands, "who was who?"
- >You toss a sock aside.
- "The cellist who snapped."
- >Your humor is lost on her.
- >"Oh! That was, Octavia I believe?"
- >You carry a pile of socks over to a huge dresser and stuff them inside.
- "Hmm. Octavia."
- >You turn and flinch.
- >Cadence is inches from you and smiling slyly.
- >"Interested in Octavia?"
- >Your autistic side wants to call her a b-baka.
- >Instead, you flush and turn.
- "It was just a random question, I didn't ask if she was DTF."
- >Cadence tilts her head, "what is 'DTF'?"
- >You resist the urge to laugh and go to leave your room.
- "Nothing. Listen, I have to go. Catch ya later."
- >She calls out to you, "Anon."
- >You stop and look back over your shoulder.
- >Cadence crawls onto your bed and lays down with her sly smile.
- >"It's kind of my thing to know when a pony, or Human rather, is interested in love matters. So I have some advice."
- >You stare.
- >She lays her head down on your pillow and closes one eye.
- >"Princess Luna gets free tickets."
- >She rolls over, "I'm just going to nap here, okay?"
- >You leave your room, closing the door quietly and head to Luna's chambers.
- >Luna rests during the day.
- >She doesn't always sleep however.
- >Luckily, this is one of those times.
- >You knock on her huge door.
- "Luna! You up?"
- >She opens the door, matching the volume of your voice for no reason.
- >"Indeed Anonymous Human! We are polishing our most prized of collections!"
- >You see a pile of moon rocks on her table.
- "Yeah. Okay. Can I ask you something?"
- >She extends a wing, "please do come in."
- >You enter and sit on her massive bed.
- >She smiles and trots over to her table, picking up a moon rock and staring at it.
- "Do you know a pony named Octavia?"
- >Luna rubs a spot on the stone and eyes it, "yes we do, Anonymous. Would you like to stargaze with us tonight?"
- >She smiles stupidly at you and gently sets down her rock.
- >Luna is a lot different when no one else is around.
- >She's far more airy and sporadic with her thoughts when her sister is not near.
- >Sometimes she can be a little clingy with you and other times she seems to not have time for anything other than...
- >Well, whatever Luna does when she's alone.
- "Yes. I'll be there. What I wanted to ask you was if I could score some tickets to the next production that string quartet puts on."
- >She pokes at a rock.
- >"We shall see how well our stargazing event turns out, then we may discuss business..."
- >Luna is hard to read.
- >You have stargazed with a her a few times.
- >It's mostly just watching the night sky atop the castle.
- >Not much talking.
- >Tonight however, Luna sits a little closer.
- >It's cold out, being Autumn.
- >"The cosmos is most pleasant tonight."
- >You look up.
- "Yeah. It looks so big."
- >There's only about a minute of silence before she speaks again.
- >"Anonymous. You have been here for quite some time now."
- "Yeah. Maybe a year?"
- >She continues staring at the sky with her usual stern look.
- >"In that time, you have given us a most wonderful companionship and your appreciation of our nights hath softened the heart."
- >You don't know where this is coming from.
- >Luna is not always forward with her speech.
- >She looks over at you, eyes large and reflecting the moonlight.
- >"Tell us... Would Anonymous perhaps be smitten with one of pony kind?"
- >You can't help but look away.
- "I'm interested in someone. I wouldn't say smitten. I'm just curious."
- >Luna bows down from her perch, moving eye level with you.
- >Her eyes are excited and dancing with light now.
- >"Curious about ponies. Interested in... Mares."
- "Princess, please. I'm just interested in seeing another performance."
- >She tilts her head, that wide eyed smile still there.
- >"The ticket for a favor."
- "Huh?"
- >She turns away and looks back at you.
- >Your eyes can't help but stare straight at her narrow flank, since she is a little higher up than you.
- >"We shall give you the ticket you seek should you give us a night."
- >You still don't understand.
- >And her tail, not being in it's usual ethereal state, is swaying.
- >She extends her wings.
- >"Let me be direct. Get on my back Anon. I desire a ride."
- >This is not something you would have ever expected.
- >The three princesses teased you every day in some way or another.
- >It was always innocent flirtation to get you flustered.
- >Never had you been asked or subject to anything as intimate as... Horseback riding.
- >And Luna was the last princess you would expect it from.
- >"Hop on, Anon."
- >She folds her front legs and now her ass is pushed out more to you.
- >You bite your lip.
- "Yes Princess."
- >With slow deliberate steps, you step around her and grab her side.
- >She actually makes a horse-like snort and you feel her muscles twitch below your hands.
- >Careful not to put pressure on her wings, you mount Princess Luna.
- >"Our apologies for being so unprepared. Though bareback can be... liberating."
- >Luna takes off.
- >You grab her neck for dear life.
- >The wind whips around you as Luna uses little effort to fly over the side of the castle and toward the ground.
- "LUUUUNAAAA!"
- >She slows down, filling her wings with air, and lands silently in a clearing of the woods.
- >She looks back at you.
- >"Are you well?"
- >You nod.
- >She smiles and begins a slow walk into the woods.
- >Her wings fold over your legs, holding them in place.
- >"This will be an enjoyable walk. Look to the sky Anon!"
- >You look up, gazing at the stars through the trees.
- "It's nice."
- >Luna comes to another clearing and stops.
- >"We will help you gain the attention of the musician, Anon."
- >Luna plops down into the grass.
- >You move to get off of her but she holds tight with her wings.
- >"Please. Stay here."
- >You stop and let your hands rest on her back.
- >"Closer..."
- >Not knowing what to do, you falter.
- >Luna lays her head on the grass.
- >"Cold this season is. For... Many moons we- I have desired the warmth of another under the stars where memories of a bitter cold desolation sunk into bone and the void of the starscape was mine alone."
- >Her words seem to carry on into the woods, flittering under the trees.
- >"For decades and more it has been mine and... Alone. I have yet to find a more pleasant feeling than sharing my once cold void with you. Do you understand, Anon? Have you listened to my words?"
- >You lay against her back, wrapping your arms around her neck.
- "I understand, Luna."
- >"Please do not forget your Princess of the Night when you go... My Anon."
- >The next day, Celestia retrieves you from Luna's room.
- >You walk beside her, down the hall rubbing sleep from your eyes.
- >You feel comfortable in your black silk pajamas.
- >The only kind Luna let you wear in her bed.
- >It was embarrassing to be each of the princesses personal teddy-human.
- >Celestia seems more relaxed today.
- >This is a BAD thing.
- >She eyes you, "I hope my sister did not keep you up all night. And I won't ask why Cadence slept in your bed alone. But I have something for you, Anon."
- >You yawn.
- "Oh?"
- >"I ask that you change first. Cadence is already out of your room and I asked her to remake your bed."
- >You sigh.
- >Fuck.
- >Dressing during 'Celestia's Anon Time' was always a pain.
- >Since you had no say in what you wore.
- >If Luna was your older sister figure and Cadence was your younger sister figure, then Celestia was your mother figure.
- >And she loved to exercise her rights as surrogate Equestria mother.
- >You sit on the bed and wait as the princess digs through your personally tailored clothes.
- >She giggles and titters, excited as ever.
- >Finally she carries a bundle of clothes to you in her mouth and drops them in your lap.
- >"This will look very dashing. Go ahead.~"
- >You sigh and begin to change.
- >"Don't just change the outer clothing!"
- >You turn and remove your underwear, quickly throwing on a new pair.
- >Before she can make her usual quip about your 'cute butt', you speak.
- "I am not a child."
- >Celestia's eyes glitter, "and I never said you were. I also never said you couldn't change in the restroom if you so desired."
- >You give her a flat look.
- "You are malicious, princess."
- >She has chosen a pair of black slacks, a white long-sleeve button-up and a black sweater vest with a tie.
- >"You make me like you more every day, Anon. And you really do look handsome in that outfit."
- >Celestia takes you down to the main floor.
- "What are we doing?"
- >She adjusts your tie with magic and tries to tame your hair.
- >"To entertain guests for a nice breakfast."
- >You raise an eyebrow.
- "Dignitaries? Twilight Sparkle and her friends?"
- >She shakes her head.
- >"Just a few assorted ponies."
- >You shrug.
- >Once at the main dining hall, Celestia stops and lightly perks up her mane.
- >She slaps her flank and grins, "do I still 'have it', Anon?"
- >You groan.
- >A guard opens the door for both of you.
- >The two of you enter and you see ponies gathered around the large table.
- >They all get up and bow to Celestia.
- >Smiling, she walks regally up to the table, "please, sit. Let us enjoy a meal."
- >The ponies sit and a guard pulls out a seat for you next to Celestia.
- >You sit and Celestia grabs your hand.
- >"Anon, have you met Octavia?"
- >Your stomach does a flip.
- >You turn to where she motions and come face to face with mysterious purple eyes.
- >Octavia looks blankly at you.
- >Celestia giggles so that only you can hear, "say hi."
- >You look Octavia square in the eyes.
- "Hello. My name is Anon. It's a pleasure to meet you, I really enjoyed your playing."
- >Octavia looks down at her plate.
- >"I said no red grapes, servant. I don't like them."

