- >Day Fabulous in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Totally heterosexual.
- >But that's not what Rarity thinks.
- >At least she had finally stopped asking if you actually had a vagina.
- >Then again, being asked over to try on fruity looking clothing and invited to the spa to get your nails done wasn't much better.
- >You eat your bowl of woodchips in tiger milk in the most manly way possible.
- >The phone rings and you answer it with a grunt.
- >It's Rarity, she speaks fast and in a whisper,
- >"Followmetothegay-"
- >You hang up on that bitch, crushing the phone in the process.
- >You were the last person in Ponyville who would be gay.
- >Rainbow Dash flies outside of your window holding a sign that reads: 'Wur hear. Wur kwear. Deel with it.'
- >She smiles and points at it.
- >You snort and shake your head.
- >The rainbow taco eater flies off sadly to her rally with her horribly spelled sign.
- >Before you can go to watch some hunting shows, the door bell rings.
- >You find Fluttershy is on your porch.
- >"Anon, I was wondering if w-w-winking was your fetish?"
- >She turns around and winks at you.
- >You almost puke up last nights beer and hot wings.
- >Pushing Fluttershy out of the way, you make a run for Rarity's.
- >Fluttershy calls after you, "where are you going?!"
- >You start ripping off your clothing and jacking off.
- I'M GAY AS HELL!
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