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Lunanon

By: Slasher_Science on Nov 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.34 KB  |  hits: 669  |  expires: Never
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  1. >This was it.
  2. >Months of planning.
  3. >Months of dreaming.
  4. >Now the day had finally arrived.
  5. >Princess Celestia had recieved your letter and responded.
  6. >She was pleased and agreed to let you meet her sister.
  7. >'Anon, I am very excited that you wish to meet my dear sister, I'm afraid she has trouble making friends and is constantly awash in spaghetti...' Celestia had wrote.
  8. >You had become enamored with the princess of the night since first seeing her in all her glory flying through the sky one night.
  9. >Her beautiful mane.
  10. >Her sultry eyes.
  11. >Her large and powerful wings.
  12. >And now-
  13. >You approached the castle, already feeling your spaghetti cooking, your knees weak, palms sweaty.
  14. >Your wish had come true.
  15. >You had the saddle ready.
  16. Today's the day I ride princess Luna!
  17.  
  18.  
  19. >You are escorted to a large room where Celestia sits regally.
  20. >She smiles at you and rubs her hooves together.
  21. >"I'm so glad you're here! Are you ready to meet her?"
  22. >Why is she so excited?
  23. >She must be happy to finally pawn off her awkward sis...
  24. Yes princess.
  25. >"Follow me. Luna sleeps during the day, but it's almost sunset."
  26. >You follow her down several halls and arrive at a door with a large crescent moon etched into it.
  27. >Celestia pauses with her hoof on the door.
  28. >"Are you ready Anon?"
  29. Ohgodyesletsdothis
  30. >"Are you sure?"
  31. Celtsa pls
  32. >She opens the doors and there you see it.
  33. >Luna lays on her back, wings spread, snoring on a large bed.
  34. >You grin ear to ear and stare.
  35. >The moon princess mutters something in her sleep and uses a hoof to scratch her crotch.
  36. >"Well, I'll wake her." Celestia walks over to the bed.
  37. >She stares down at her sister adoringly.
  38. >Then suddenly she slaps the shit out of Luna with her hoof and uses the royal Canterlot voice.
  39. >"WAKE UP YOU AUTISTIC BITCH!"
  40.  
  41. >Luna jumps up, eyes wide, knees weak, palms are sweaty, there's vomit on her bib already: mom's spaghetti.
  42. >"HUZZAH! WE ARE MOST STARTLED!"
  43. >You don't know how to react from the scene.
  44. >Celestia walks back to the door.
  45. >"I'll let you two get aquainted."
  46. >She closes the door behind her and you turn to introduce yourself.
  47. >But Luna's already there.
  48. >Inches from your face.
  49. >She smells like play-doh and looks at you curiously.
  50. >"What manner of creature art thou?"
  51. >She sniffs you and nibbles on your fedora.
  52. Princess Luna, I am a human and my name is Anon! I have wanted to meet you for a while now.
  53. >She looks at you confused and plops down on her plot.
  54. >"BLLLLAARGH??"
  55.  
  56.  
  57. >"Why would thou seekest to meet one such as us?"
  58. >You blush and scuff the floor with a shoe.
  59. You are an amazing Alicorn and....
  60. >"And?"
  61. >You show her the saddle.
  62. >"Blargargg?"
  63. Ive always wanted to ride an Alicorn...
  64. >She blushes and her ears droop.
  65. >"W-we are... a virgin..."
  66. >Your sides.
  67. No no no princess! I want to be on your back while you glide through the night!
  68. >"We can see you ooze spaghetti like us."
  69. >She closes her eyes and holds her chin up.
  70. >"Thou will have to escort us on the date first to gain access to the royal womb."
  71. >Well shit...
  72.  
  73.  
  74. >After much awkward conversation, you are strapping your saddle to Luna.
  75. >You can barely contain your excitement.
  76. >Luna is nervous and blushing for some reason.
  77. >She keeps looking at the door.
  78. >"Our royal back hath never been... ridden..."
  79. >She's so cute with her ears drooping.
  80. Don't worry princess, we'll do a practice run in here!
  81. >You hop on and sigh contentedly.
  82. >Dreams do come true.
  83. >Luna awkwardly begins to trot around the room.
  84. >She seems to be loosening up.
  85. >Suddenly she jumps and spreads her wings, gliding around in a large circle.
  86. >"HUZZAH! MOST ENJOYABLE ANON!"
  87. >Suddenly the door opens and you see Celestia step in.
  88. >She looks up as you and Luna look down in horror.
  89. >Her face changes slowly.
  90. >It goes from shocked to-
  91. >Molestia...
  92.  
  93.  
  94. >Luna lands and you dismount.
  95. >This is the drop-all of all spaghettis...
  96. >The Autistic Adventures of Anon and Moonbutt are over.
  97. >Luna looks as though she's going to wet herself and struggles with the saddle.
  98. >Celestia... Molestia looks you up and down with that creepy smile.
  99. >brodyquest.mp3
  100. >"Sooo... you enjoy riding my sister Anon?"
  101. >Luna bleats like a sheep-thing and bolts for the door, "WE MUST GET GOING HAHAHA! THE MOON NEEDS TENDING HAHAHAAAAAAaaa..."
  102. >Molestia closes and seals the door with magic.
  103. >Luna bounces off.
  104. >Molestia picks both of you up with magic and slams you onto Moonbutt's bed.
  105. >"Let's ride Luna!"
  106.  
  107.  
  108. >Luna attempts magic, but screams when her horn disappears.
  109. >Molestia chuckles and magics away your clothes.
  110. >"Bad move dear sister, you can have it back when you behave."
  111. >Lunaghetti is positioned on her back and you float above her, your cock at attention despite your fear.
  112. MORE RAPE SLASHER?! REALLY?!
  113. >[INDEX] ERROR [CROSS]
  114.  
  115.  
  116. >You look down and see that Luna is wet.
  117. >Very wet.
  118. Why Princess?!
  119. >She closes her eyes and faces away.
  120. >"We were on the moon for one thousand years with only the company of the hoof and moon rocks!"
  121. Celestia please! Stop!
  122. >She licks her lips, "no way."
  123. >Slowly you're lowered onto Luna and your manhood enters her.
  124. >She begins bleating again and instantly orgasms.
  125. >"WE ARE A GOOD GIRL SISTER SEE?! WE ONLY WISH TO PLEASE YOU!"
  126. >Molestia rubs Luna's hornless head.
  127. >"Oh and you do child. You're making me posatively moist."
  128. I DON'T WANT TO FUCK PONIES! I'M A NORMAL PERSON!
  129. >Luna is orgasming over and over and Molestia hasn't even moved you.
  130. >Her sheets are soaked in fluids and her wings are beating like a trapped fly.
  131. >Her insides squeeze you, effectively milking you inside of her.
  132. >However bad you didn't want this, it's still the most pleasurable thing you ever experienced.
  133. >"MY GRACIOUS SISTER IS SO G-GOOD T-TO ME AND... FILLS MY LIFE WITH J-JOY!"
  134. >Molestia begins laughing horribly and rubbing her twat.
  135. >"Nothing but the best for LuNaaaa!" she taunts.
  136. >Despite cumming once, you're hard again and Molestia begins moving you in and out of her sister.
  137. >Luna's wails fill the room.
  138.  
  139.  
  140. >You slide in and out, in and out.
  141. >The fluids are more of a foam now, covering your cock. Luna's eyes roll up into her skull and her tongue hangs out dripping saliva.
  142. >Suddenly Molestia slaps her face hard.
  143. >"Enjoying yourself sister? Here I am again doing everything for you. My whole life, catering to YOU! Selfish, misunderstood, lonely Luna! This is why you have no friends, you're SELFISH!"
  144. >Luna cries as Molestia slaps her over and over, still making you pump into her screaming.
  145. >"Do you know what mother said before she died long ago Luna? She said to me 'take care of your sister',"
  146. >"Take care of YOU! An undeserving brat..."
  147. >You cum again but are forced to keep going.
  148. >It's never going to end..
  149.  
  150.  
  151. WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP THE FUCKING STORY!
  152. >Fluttershy stops reading and looks up from her notebook.
  153. >"What's wrong Anon?"
  154. >You adjust the pillow under your head,
  155. This bedtime story is disgusting, weird and fucking depressing!
  156. >She looks down at her Luna story then back up at you.
  157. >"My fanfiction I-Isn't your feti-"
  158. NO! IT SUCKS!
  159. >You roll over in your bed and cover your head with the pillow.
  160. >There's silence as you wait for her to leave.
  161. >"I-i can rewrite it..."
  162. NO!
  163. >More silence.
  164. >"... Wanna fuck?"
  165. >You jump up, lift her and throw her out the window.
  166. >Now you'll be able to sleep.
  167. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  168.  
  169.  
  170. FIN