- >Day Fuck Mega Bloks in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Lover of Legos.
- >You didn't always love Legos.
- >Sure, you played with them as a kid,
- >But not after you grew up.
- >No, but seriously
- >Legos were your life now.
- >After you arrived in Equestria, you found yourself in need of a house.
- >A house that wasn't built out of gingerbread or tree.
- >Fuck trees.
- >So princess Celestia offered you a house built out of brick.
- >Then Luna pushed her out of the way and opened her big autistic mouth
- >"BLAURGH! YES! A HOUSE OF FINEST LEGO BRICK TO SHELTER OUR MOST SEXY MONKEY MAN TRANSIENT!"
- >And so
- >Millions of Lego bricks rained down upon an open patch of land and you built your home.
- >But that was a long time ago.
- >Now you wake up to another fine Lego day.
- >You shit in your Lego toilet, shower in a cascade of blue Lego bricks, and shave with your Lego razor.
- >Shit hurts.
- >After a breakfast of centipedes, you hear a knock on the door.
- Who else but Fluttershy?
- >You turn to the camera with a big smile and the audience laughs.
- >"Come out and drink Legofag!"
- >Oh, it's Rainbow Dash...
- >You open the door and smile
- Sup Dash.
- >She hands you a pink 4X1 brick, "I didn't like your Lego dildo bro. Have it back."
- >You take the sticky brick back and cradle it
- What's wrong with it? It's got ridges and it's a Lego, what more could you want?!
- >She points to her bloody crotch
- >"Gee, I dunno, something that wasn't A BIG SQUARE BLOCK?! Do you understand shapes Anon?! Square block does NOT fit into oval hole!"
- Okay okay geez...
- >You toss the block over your shoulder,
- You said you want to go drinking?
- >"Yeah come on!"
- Let me get dressed.
- >You leave Rainbow at the door and head back to your room.
- >You admire all your Lego creations as you walk.
- >God Legos turned you on.
- >If you could find a girl built out of Legos, you would-
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
- >Pain shoots through your foot as you step on a Lego and fall back down the stairs.
- >You lay in a heap at the bottom, pain now coursing through your back to accompany the agony of your foot.
- >Never before had your Legos betrayed you.
- >Why was that brick out of place?!
- >You look up to the top of the stairs and see Fluttershy.
- >A Lego model of Fluttershy.
- >The real Fluttershy picks up the brick you stepped on.
- >"Ah ha! Th-there's the last piece."
- >She takes the yellow brick and places it on the Lego Fluttershy.
- >"Are Legos your f-fetish Anon?"
- >Not anymore.
- >All Legos must burn.
- >Fluttershy must burn.
- >You stand up and crack your neck.
- No Fluttershy...
- >She must be punished for destroying your love.
- >You advance up the stairs
- >Fluttershy backs up nervously.
- >You get to the top
- >Stare her in the eyes
- >And smash her Lego creation.
- >A sea of yellow and pink bricks cascades down the stairs.
- >Fluttershy screams and backs up against the wall.
- >"I'm s-s-sorry Anon! Are you g-going to h-hurt me? Eep!"
- >You walk towards her
- No Fluttershy.
- >You lift her up.
- >She wriggles in your grip.
- I'm going to fuck your world up.
- >You take Fluttershy to your room.
- >She cries as you throw her onto your Lego bed.
- >"Anon, l-let's think about this..."
- >You drop your pajama bottoms.
- I have. It's go time.
- >Fluttershy stares in horror at your white 8X1 erect Lego Cock.
- It's glorious isn't it?
- >She tries to fly away but you pin her down.
- Not today Flutterfuck.
- >She screams as you jam your rectangular dong into her twat.
- >The ridges along the top scrape her walls as you pump in and out of her.
- >Your 2X2 white brick balls slap against her.
- >"P-please stop Anon! It hurts!"
- >You smile and squeeze her flanks
- I'M A LEGOMANIAC FLUTTERSHY! THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE LEGO RAPE TRAIN!
- >The Lego Rape Train was an awesome set you got from Lyra last year.
- >Here it comes...
- >You feel your bricks tense up.
- I'm cumming!
- >Fluttershy's womb is filled with your white 1X1 bricks.
- >Her stomach distends from being filled with your brick cum.
- >She collapses onto the bed and you pull out, white bricks tumbling out from her now square pussy.
- >You get up and throw on some clothes.
- Fucking Fluttershy.
- >You leave her crying on your bed and go down to Rainbow Dash.
- >"FINALLY! What were you doing, raping Fluttershy?!"
- >You laugh and walk with her to the bar.
- Nah, just getting dressed. I think I'm getting sick of Legos though...
- >Rainbow Dash nods
- >"Yeah, Mega Bloks are better."
- >You punch Dash in the head, knocking her out and go drinking by yourself.
- >At least you're not
- >Using K'Nex.
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