Hearton

>Day 'I was actually raped once in my best friend's living room on the Fourth of July after I was force-fed drinks and pot by a crazy slut' in Equestria.

>You wake up and slosh through the mire of plastic cups and bottles.

>Covering your eyes, you groan.

>Celestia will get another anonymous letter filled with a dead animal for her accursed sun.

>This time you'll have to make sure that you don't actually sign it 'Anonymous'.

>And this shit is why Luna is your favorite Princess.

>It's also funny when she runs from you screaming in your dreams when you chase her with an erection and no clothes on.

>Twilight wasn't so bad either.

>There is one Princess however that is at the top of the hate list.

>Walking downstairs, you see her.

>Cadence lays on your couch.

>Her mane is a mess and splayed over the side of the couch where her head hangs.

>She has kind of let herself go after her big fight with Shining Armor.

>Her mouth is open and some drool leaks out.

>Maybe you were irrational when you agreed to let her stay.

>Maybe you were crazy when you told her all those nice words of comfort.

>Maybe you were drunk.

>No, you were.

>And now Princess Cadence lived with you.

>Why couldn't she stay with Princess Bitchlestia?

>Or Twilight Spergle?

>"Manoooooon...."

>How cute.

>She's talking in her sleep.

>A loud burp breaks the silence.

>Cadence sits up, one eye open.

>"An-Anon?"

>How cute.

>She's hungover.

>"Did we drink... All the booze last night?"

 

 

>Grilled cheese sizzles on the skillet.

>Cadence sits at the table in her purple robe, her mane tied back.

>She yawns and sips her tea, rubbing her head.

>"Ugh, I shouldn't have drank so much last night..."

>You shiver and flip the sandwich.

>Last night was horrible.

>The reason why you drank so much-

>Was her blubbering.

>Five hours of pink horse bawling and sniveling with snot running down her nose.

>She drowned herself in wine.

>"Shining Armor doesn't love me anymore! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

>And dumb ass you just rubbed her back.

>Dumb ass you told her that she could stay as long as she needed.

>You scoop up the sandwich and put it on a plate, bringing it over to her.

>She looks down at it, then smiles at you.

>"Thank you so much, Anon. You're so sweet."

>You sit down and sip your coffee.

"No problem. How is your head?"

>She takes a bite, "better. Ugh, I know I look horrible..."

>In your head, you begin formulating plans.

>She can stay with Twilight.

>You can help mend things with Shining Armor.

>She can go stay with Cuntlestia.

>You can lock yourself in your room and-

>"Anon."

>You look up and see her staring at you.

>Here we go.

>Cadence leans over with a hoof under her chin and smirks.

>"Do you know what today is?"

"Thursday?"

>"Yes, silly. But today is also..."

"Your... Birthday?"

>"No."

"Garbage day?"

>"Stop playing, silly. It's Hearts and Hooves Day!"

 

 

>Under the spray of your shower, you wash your hair.

>Cadence's words play in your head.

>"It's Heart's and Hooves day! Aaaaaaand, since I'm not with Shining Armor... I was thinking I could get you something since you're so nice to me and you deserve it."

>What was she playing at?

>Last night was weird.

>You should have seen it coming.

>After getting nice and sloshed, she had started making passes at you.

>Lots of playful touching.

>Calling you 'silly'.

>Leaning against you.

>Whispering in your ear.

>Toughing your-

>"Room for one more?"

>You almost loose your bowels.

>Spinning around, you see Cadence in the shower behind you.

>Her eyes immediately go down to your dick.

>You cover yourself up and press back against the wall.

"What are you doing?!"

>The Princess smiles, "well I need a shower too. And you only have one. So we can save time by bathing together."

>She dips her head in the water spray, her mane falling around her face.

"I'm NAKED!"

>"So am I."

"But, you're married.

>"At this rate, not for much longer..."

>She browses your shampoos and selects one.

>"Besides, I used to shower all the time with Shining... Armor..."

>You see her bottom lip poke out.

>She's about to cry.

>Fuck.

>You turn your back to her and stand back in the water.

"Fine. Fine. No touching."

>You feel her body press against yours from behind.

>Hooves snake around you and lather your chest in soap.

>Her breath is hot in your ear.

>"I still need to repay you. How about I wash your body? Huh, Anon? Would you... Like that?"

 

 

>You turn around and push her away.

"Cadence! Why are you doing this?"

>Her eyes are not moving from your cock.

>"To repay your kindness, silly."

>Covering yourself, you snap in front of her face.

"Eyes up here. I mean, don't you think you're doing this because you think it will help you get over Shing Armor?"

>She shakes her head, "no. Not at all. I'm doing this because I think you're adorable, because I haven't been rutted in months and because I like what I see."

>You sigh.

"You're still married. You're still married. YOU ARE STILL MARRIED."

>Her horn begins to glow.

>"Don't make me use this thing, silly billy~"

>You grab her horn.

"Yeah. I know how to stop that."

>Cadence moves her head, making her slick horn slide back and forth through your grip.

>You are effectively jerking her off.

>Her tongue flops out and sparks shoot out from the tip.

>"OOoooOOOOoooh yeeeeeeeeees! Shining Armor could NEVER handle me like this! Squeeze it harder!"

>You let go.

"Cadence, please!"

>She turns around and presents her plump cheeks.

>Her hoof  smacks her flank, making her backside jiggle.

>"Anon, please!"

>You get out of the shower, wrapping a towel around yourself and leave the bathroom.

>She's crazy.

>Absolutely bat shit.

>You need to talk to Shining Armor about this shit.

>While you get dressed, you hear noises from the bathroom.

>Putting your ear to the door, you listen.

>Cedence's moans mix with the sound of the water.

>She's masturbating in your shower...

>"Oh Anon! Oh yes! Right there! Oh yes Anon! Shining! Anon! Shining Armor! An- Ah... Shine... Shining... Anon..."

>The moans are replaced by sobs.

>You hear her body collapse in the tub.

>Her sobs get quieter and quieter.

>You put your back to the door and slide down it.

>Shining Armor needs to talk to her.

 

 

 

"Get your brother over here RIGHT NOW."

>Twilight blinks.

>"But why?"

"Because. I need him."

>She flushes, "y-you know he's married r-right?"

>You facepalm.

"Just send him a letter please."

>Twilight is zoning out with a red face.

>"Oh my... I didn't know you- Ah!"

>She grabs her face and shakes her head, "he's my brother! He's my brother!"

>You grab her horn, making her legs lock up.

"Twilight. Cadence is in my house and she won't leave. I need Shining Armor to talk to her."

>She nods, "okay, I'll go get Spike. He's slept long enough."

>You sit on her couch and she leaves.

>Poor Dragon.

>He's basically a sla-

>The front door bursts open and Cadence walks in.

>"There you are, silly! I did some shopping!"

>Jesus H. Christ, how did she find you?

"Jesus H. Christ, how did you find me?"

>She touches her horn, "true love always guides my horn!"

>Great. Now the bitch love you.

"Cadence, I'm sending a letter to-"

>"I got you a gift!"

>She magics a present in front of you.

>"I got some help from Luna and Celestia. They said you'd love it!"

>You take the gift.

"Thank you, Cadence. But I think we need to ta-"

>"Openitopenitopenit!"

>She jumps onto the couch beside you and wraps her hooves around your arm.

>You sigh and open it.

>It's a red box.

>Inside the box are several heart shaped candies.

"Er, thanks."

>She squees happily, "try one!"

"No thanks. I'd rather we t-"

>"Cadence! I'm so glad you're here!"

>Both of you turn and see Twilight coming back down the stairs.

"Twi, did you send the letter?"

>She stops and looks at the box, "what's that?"

>Cadence squeezes you again, "It's the gift I got Anon for Hearts and Hooves Day! They're special candies just for him."

>Twilight makes the same squee noise, "you have to try one!"

"No."

>She glares at you, "It's a gift Cadence got specifically from you. You HAVE to."

 

 

"Fine! But if I eat it, we talk."

>"Go ahead silly. You'll love it."

>You pick up a green heart with the words 'wuv u' on it and roll your eyes.

>Cadence squeezes even harder and waits expectantly.

>You pop the candy into your mouth and chew.

>It's chalky and overly sweet.

>Twilight daaaws and Cadence clops her hooves.

>"How do you feel?"

>You swallow.

"What do you mean? I feel like I ate candy."

>A warmth spreads through your body.

>Pulses shoot from your chest, down your abdomen and into your crotch.

"What the..."

>You start to feel extremely horny and dizzy.

>Looking at Cadence, her creepy smile warps in your vision.

"Cadence what did you-"

>She lifts you with magic and puts you on her back.

>"Looks like Anon is feeling sleepy. Well, I better get him back home, Twilight. Bye!"

>She gallops out of the door.

>You hear Twilight calling out, "wait! Cadence, what was in those candies?!"

 

>Cadence takes you back to your home and gently lays you on the bed.

>She goes over and locks the door.

"Cadence... This is... A bad idea."

>She comes back and crawls on top of you.

>"How do you feel about me now?"

>You gulp and look into her eyes.

>So caring.

>So devoted.

>So beautiful.

"Wow."

>"Hmmm, how do you feel about your own personal Princess, silly?"

"I love you, Cadenza. Why am I saying that? I love you so much. I think I need to go to the hospital."

>She giggles and cuts your shirt with her horn, "once you finish inside of me, this little spell will be complete. You won't ever feel anything better than me."

"You're gonna... R-rape me?"

>She shushes you and rubs your cheek.

>"Anon. I'm going to rape you so hard, the room will stink."

 

 

>In your drunken roofied state, you laugh so hard it hurts.

>Cadence looks confused.

>"Why are you laughing?"

"Because- because- BWAHAHAHA! Y-you said- HAHAHAH!"

>"I said I'm going to make love to you so good, the room will spin. What's so funny about that?"

>Controlling your laughter, you try to focus.

"Cadence, why did you um. Why did you do uh."

>"Why did I leave Shining Armor?"

>You gulp while she pulls down your pants.

>"Well that looks absolutely delicious. If you want to know, I left because he didn't love me."

>She kisses your already hard tip.

>The head swells and your body tells you it's ready.

>"He said he loved me, but he never showed it."

>She rubs herself, sliding a hoof over her nipples and down to her lips, pulling up some thick fluid.

>"Ah~ he was always so busy with his job and was never home. He didn't touch me, stopped even KISSING me."

>Her hooves press into your chest and you see her dripping pink lips hover over your cock.

>"I'm the Princess of love. And I NEED to be loved. I need to love. And now, I want to fuck you so bad, Anon. You're so attractive to me and you're so kind and funny!"

>Her clit winks out and a bit of fluid squirts out onto you.

>"You're a REAL stallion."

>Your head is pounding and you want nothing more than to jam yourself deep into her and fill her womb with your seed.

>"I want foals, Anon. I kept giving him signs and he was too stupid to realize."

>She lowers herself and your head enters her lips, pushing them aside.

>Her bottom half works in circles, keeping you just a bit away from penetrating her.

>"I wonder if you could breed me..."

>You groan and grip the sheets.

>A bit of precum dribbles out of her lips from your cock and drips back onto you.

>"Oh Anon, I want you to try to impregnate me. I want your seed. I want little foals! Cum inside of me!"

>The door explodes off the hinges.

>You look over and see a blurry vision of Shining Armor.

>"CADENCE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

 

 

>You sit outside of your door with an icepack on your head.

>Shining Armor was nice enough to fix your door after all the yelling was done.

>Now the two of them are in your room talking loudly.

>Cadence is crying.

>But it sounds like things are getting better.

>Hopefully he can get that crazy bitch out of your house.

>And give her some damn kids.

>You wonder if there are restraining orders in Equestria.

>The sound of Cadence and Shining Armor having makeup sex on your bed makes you groan.

>You stand up and head downstairs.

>From the fridge you grab a cold beer and sit on the couch, taking a drink to down some pain pills for your aching head.

"Congrats..."

>There's a knock on the door.

>You open it to find Twilight and all of her friends outside.

>Twilight smirks, "happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Anon."

>You pick her up and squeeze her in a bear hug.

>"Uwwaaaaahh! Anon! You're breaking me!"

"You really saved my ass, Twi. I owe you one."

>Holding her out at arms length, you smile at her.

>"Then how about you promise not to squeeze me to death and let us come inside?"

>Rainbow Dash frowns, "yeah, don't be rude, Anon. Let me come inside already!"

>A loud moan and the sound of your headboard smacking against the wall upstairs stops everyone.

"Uh, maybe we should just go out for lunch or something..."

>Rarity laughs awkwardly, "m-marvelous idea!"

>You all leave and head for the cafe.

 

"So I take it you girls don't have a special somepony or whatever for today?"

>Applejack leans against you, "we were thinkin' you would be our special stallion."

>Pinkie Pie jumps into your arms and lays a big wet kiss on your lips.

>"We can share you, right stud muffin?"

>You wipe your mouth and set her down.

"Sure girls. Just as long as I can get away from Craydence."

>Fluttershy holds something up to you.

>"Um, I m-m-made these. For you... Anon."

>You look down at the box of heart candies.

>Taking them, you throw them into a trash can beside the road.

>Fluttershy looks ready to cry.

>You roll your eyes and bend down, placing a kiss on her nose.

>She turns deep red and her wings become hard as steel.

"Nice try. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day."

>You have a nice lunch with the mane six and spend Hearts and Hooves Day not getting raped by Fluttershy or

>Fucking Cadence.