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Girl's Not Grey

By: Slasher_Science on Jan 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.71 KB  |  hits: 317  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Puppet in Equestria.
  2. Breathe Derpy, breathe.
  3. >You are Anon.
  4. >Life coach.
  5. >And boy was business booming in Equestria.
  6. >Right now you are with your first client.
  7. >Derpy Hooves.
  8. >A walleyed mail-mare.
  9. >She's a sweet clumsy mare.
  10. >Always trying hard.
  11. >You love your job.
  12. >Helping ponies.
  13. >Every day was more satisfying than the last.
  14. Focus on what you want and grasp it.
  15. >She breathes in deeply.
  16. >Her despised eyes closed tight.
  17. >What did Derpy want?
  18. >A normal life.
  19. >A life where she wasn't mocked.
  20. >To be able to join the other pegasus ponies as just Derpy.
  21. >Not the pony that brought disaster.
  22. Now, can you see what you want?
  23. >She nods.
  24. Good. Open your eyes.
  25. >She hesitates.
  26. I'll be with you. Every step of the way
  27. >She opens her eyes.
  28. >They stare straight at you.
  29. See what I see?
  30. >A smile spreads on her face.
  31. >She jumps forward and hugs you.
  32. >"I did it! I did it!"
  33.  
  34.  
  35. >After that breakthrough with Derpy, you decide to have lunch.
  36. >Your next client should arrive soon.
  37. >Lyra was a confused mare.
  38. >Such an unhealthy obsession with human anatomy.
  39. >It was a bit ironic that you were the one helping her.
  40. >But she was advancing well.
  41. >You smile as you sip some cranberry juice on your patio.
  42. >The sun is nice.
  43. >It shines on your face, the whitest lace of light.
  44. >Looks like Celestia would be receiving another bouquet of flowers from you.
  45. >Then she arrives.
  46. >Your third client.
  47. >Not scheduled to show up until tomorrow.
  48. Hello Fluttershy.
  49. >She stops skulking through your rhododendron bush and timidly approaches you.
  50. >"H-hello Anon... Do you have time to squeeze me in?"
  51. >You give a curt smile.
  52. Sorry Fluttershy, but Lyra has an appointment soon.
  53. >She looks down in disappointment, "oh... Okay."
  54. >Lyra trots up the lane.
  55. Ah, she's here.
  56. >You stand and greet her.
  57. >She smiles and stands on two hooves to wave.
  58. >You raise an eyebrow.
  59. >She falters then drops back down on four hooves.
  60. >"Sorry..."
  61. >You withdraw a sugar cube from your pocket and hold it out to her.
  62. No need to apologize Lyra, It's a work in progress.
  63. >She blushes and licks the sugar from your outheld palm.
  64. >Fluttershy whimpers in envy behind you.
  65. >Lyra happily chews on the cube, "so Mr. Anon, what will we do today?"
  66. >You walk to a crate in front of your house.
  67. >From it you pull out a saddle.
  68. Oh the usual, pony stuff.
  69.  
  70.  
  71. >Lyra trots in a circle around you as you lead her by the reins.
  72. >You probably are wondering the reason for this situation?
  73. >Well, as it were-
  74. >Lyra was obsessed with human mannerisms.
  75. >So, the way to get past that was to rekindle her pony spirit so to say.
  76. >Personally, you saw nothing wrong with her obsession.
  77. >But she asked for your help.
  78. >And she really enjoyed your sessions.
  79. >No matter your personal opinions,
  80. >Any pony that asked for help would get it from you to the best of your ability.
  81. >That was how you lived your life.
  82. >You were no expert.
  83. >You were simply a crutch.
  84. How do you feel Lyra?
  85. >She jumps over a barrier and adjusts the bar in her mouth, "like a pony Mr. Anon!"
  86. Great!
  87. >You tug and she stops.
  88. >She snorts like a real horse and you smile.
  89. >Lyra really tried.
  90. Now, shall we go for a ride?
  91. >Lyra nods and shakes her whithers, ready to carry you.
  92. >Fluttershy flies over
  93. >"Oh! Oh! Y-you're going to m-mount her?!"
  94. >You throw a leg over Lyra.
  95. Yes. Yes I am.
  96. >Fluttershy flies lower and stares at Lyra's flank.
  97. >"Okay, I'm r-ready. Slide it in..."
  98. >You roll your eyes and sit,
  99. I'm simply riding her.
  100. >Fluttershy looks disappointed again.
  101. Alright Lyra,
  102. >You slap her flank,
  103. Ya!
  104. >Lyra whinnies and takes off.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. >The buildings of Ponyville zip past you.
  108. >Lyra was pretty fast.
  109. >You can hear her laughter as she runs.
  110. >That brings a smile to your face.
  111. >You guide her down a different road.
  112. >Fluttershy catches up and flies next to you.
  113. >"So you're not going to r-rut?"
  114. Fluttershy, we've talked about this.
  115. >You really didn't want to get into Fluttershy's issues while you were with Lyra.
  116. You need to control your sexual urges.
  117. >She whimpers.
  118. >"R-right. I am the master of my body. I am the master of my-"
  119. >She runs face-first into a sign.
  120. Whoa!
  121. >You jerk on the reins and Lyra comes to a stop.
  122. >She rears up and whinnies just like you practiced.
  123. >You guide her back to where Fluttershy is laying.
  124. Are you okay Fluttershy?
  125. >She groans and holds her face.
  126. >"No... P-please kiss it..."
  127. I won't kiss your face.
  128. >"N-no,"
  129. >She points to her crotch.
  130. >It winks at you.
  131. Alright then.
  132. >You signal for Lyra to take off again.
  133.  
  134.  
  135. >After a lap around the town, you ride Lyra back to your home.
  136. >You put away all the gear.
  137. Alright Lyra, same time next week.
  138. >Before you know it, she wraps you in a hug around the waist.
  139. >You tentatively pat her head.
  140. >"Thank you SO much Mr. Anon!"
  141. It's no problem Lyra.
  142. >She rubs her face on your stomach.
  143. >"You really do make me feel like a little pony every week."
  144. >You reach down and lift her chin so she's looking at you.
  145. You ARE a little pony Lyra. Not because of me. Not because of some saddle.
  146. But because you were born to it.
  147. A pony.
  148. >Her smile is more than enough payment.
  149. >"Can I tell you a secret Mr. Anon?"
  150. Of course.
  151. >She motions for you to lean down.
  152. >You do so and she whispers into your ear
  153. >"I'm YOUR little pony."
  154. >She pecks your cheek with her lips
  155. >Then she gallops away.
  156. >On all four hooves.
  157. >You stand stunned for a while.
  158. >Then
  159. >You laugh.
  160. >You laugh from deep in your stomach as Lyra the pony gallops away from your home.
  161.  
  162.  
  163. >Today is the day.
  164. >Fluttershy's session.
  165. >Maybe you should take a few shots before she arrives?
  166. >No.
  167. >That's unprofessional.
  168. >Even if she was... Trying.
  169. >The yellow nymphomaniac arrives.
  170. >With a dragon dildo.
  171. >You cross your arms and tap your foot, barring entrance to your home.
  172. Fluttershy...
  173. >She shifts from hoof to hoof and holds up the dildo with puppy-dog eyes.
  174. We've talked about this.
  175. >She sulks and drops the dildo.
  176. >You step aside.
  177. You may come in.
  178. >She enters with her head hung.
  179. >The two of you take your usual spots in the living room.
  180. So Fluttershy, what's new since our last session?
  181. >She smiles proudly, "I h-have only masturbated to y-you five times since!"
  182. >You hold up your hand.
  183. Alright! High five!
  184. >She slaps a sticky hoof to your palm and squees.
  185. So, this time we'll try something a little different.
  186. >"Your f-fetish?"
  187. >You stand,
  188. No.
  189. >From your briefcase you pull out a shock collar.
  190. >"Ooooh! My fetish..."
  191. >You attach it around her neck.
  192. The idea here is that every time you do something inappropriate, you get shocked.
  193. >You show her the remote.
  194. >"S-so if I suck your d-dick i'll get-"
  195. >You press the button and she spasms in shock.
  196. >After it's passed, she shakes her head.
  197. >"Okay, I w-won't try that..."
  198. Excellent.
  199. >"But what if I get the u-urge to spread your salty semen all over my puss- ACK!"
  200. >You shock her again.
  201.  
  202.  
  203. >This is definitely your most difficult client.
  204. >She won't stop.
  205. >"And then I'd take that turkey baster and insert it into my- ACK!"
  206. >You're getting tired of this.
  207. >She seems to enjoy being shocked.
  208. Enough!
  209. >You reach forward and remove the collar.
  210. >"Awww... Already?"
  211. >You snap your fingers in her face and she squeaks.
  212. Listen Fluttershy, I can't help you unless you want to help yourself.
  213. >She frowns.
  214. If not, then leave.
  215. >Fluttershy bows at your feet
  216. >"Oh I do want to h-help myself!"
  217. >You smile
  218. Great. That's a step forward.
  219. >She flies up and licks her lips.
  220. >"Help myself to you..."
  221. >Nope.
  222. >You grab the mare
  223. >And toss her out of the house.
  224. >You still had to hold session with Rainbow Dash for her gender dysphoria.
  225. >There was no time for this.
  226. >You slam the door shut.
  227. >Maybe it was wrong.
  228. >You upheld a vow to help those who seek it.
  229. >And maybe you were doing the wrong thing...
  230. >But at least you weren't
  231. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  232.  
  233. The End.