Crazy Beat

>Day 'Goodnight Yuki' in Equestria.

>Today is going to be the perfect day.

>Twilight Sparkle had finally completed what you asked for:

>A pony version of a dvd player.

>Without dvds you say?

>Bullshit!

>One of the only things you had in your pockets when you arrived in this place happened to be a recently purchased pornographic dvd.

>Never got the chance to watch it.

>After being stuck here for about five months, it was time to release the hounds.

>Your machine had a nice 50 inch screen thanks to Twilight.

>Solar battery powered and amazing sound.

>You'd have to get her something great in return.

>But now,

>Now it was time for a well deserved fap.

>To something NOT pony related.

>You lock down your compound, shut off the lights and place the disk in.

>The title screen starts up and you flop onto the couch with your lotion.

Ohboyohboyohboy

>You squirt some lotion and grab your meat.

>"What're we watchin'?"

>You jump and turn to the side.

>Rainbow Dash sits next to you eating your popcorn.

How did you get in here?!

 

 

>She looks at you confused, "I flew bro. What's for movie night?"

>Before you can respond, the screen changes color and the menu pops up.

>There's loud moaning as a girl gets fucked in the ass from behind.

>It changes scenes and a slut takes twoloads of cum to the face while tugging on two dicks.

>The scenes keep running through as it waits for you to choose an option.

>Holy shit.

>You both sit frozen, your dick now as limp as your dead grandpa's.

>You scramble to shut it off but Rainbow snatches the remote away and stares at the screen in wonder.

>"W-what is this?! What are those humans doin?"

>You jump up and shut er down manually.

Rainbow, ignore everything you just saw!

>She zips up to your face flying.

>Her eyes are wide.

>Are those veins pulsating in her wings?!

>She grabs your shirt desperately.

>"BRO! You gotta let me watch that! That was awesome! I don't know what they were doing but... I feel all tingly and excited now!"

No! I won't let you get corrupted by pornography Rainbow! You should go...

>She pouts.

>"But I-"

>You cut her off and nudge her to the door.

>She glares, "fine be a jerk!"

>She flies away.

>Crises averted.

>You'll finish up tomorrow...

 

 

>You wake up and run downstairs like an excited child on Christmas.

>You hear moaning from the living room.

>Oh good, you left the title screen on.

>A fap is only a good point and click away.

>You hop over the back of the couch and land on something lumpy.

>There's a shout and you jump back up.

RAINBOW Dashhhhhh?

>The pegasus sits with her legs spread.

>There's bags under her eyes.

>Her mane is tussled and she's drenched in sweat.

>The whole living room reeks of musk that you only now notice.

>Her hoof rests between her legs.

>Her lower body is a mess of lotion and fluids.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

>She pants and looks dizzily up at you.

>Your couch is soaked.

>"H-hey bro... pulled an all nighter..."

Rainbow what... why?

>She wipes some drool away with the back of her hoof, "Got home last night, couldn't stop thinking about this movie, came back, started doing what felt natural..."

>You look back and forth from the screen to the fapped-out pony.

This is wrong....

>She pauses it and frowns at you, "why can't we share this pronography?!"

>You sigh and facepalm.

It's called pornography...

>"Whatever. So, can I borrow it?"

No!

>The door bursts open and Twilight walks in with the portable version of the dvd player on her back.

>"Anon we need to talk about this!"

>She waves a dvd case in her hoof.

>Oh that's right...

>There was another disk you brought.

>An anime collection disk...

>"Let's discuss Bakemonogatari!"

 

 

>This shit's gone too far.

>Twilight plops down on the couch next to Rainbow and grunts at her.

>She opens up the machine and you hear a Japanese song start up.

Why.

>"Rainbow Dash plays the porn again and starts massaging her crotch.

>The two ponies don't care that they're close enough to touch.

>They each stare at the screens intently.

I'm leaving.

>They ignore you.

>You go upstairs and go through your morning routine.

>You leave and go to your job.

>When you come back you still hear sounds of moaning and 'Onichaaaaaan!~' from the livingroom.

>You walk in to see Rainbow has actually stopped fapping.

>She lays on her back watching a money shot and taking notes.

Where's Twilight?

>The anime sounds are coming from somewhere past the room.

>"She got mad, called me a 'baka' or something and went to the basement."

>You run down.

>Twilight is doing a poor job of attempting to do the Lucky Star opening dance in the corner.

Get out of my house!

>You go upstairs to bed.

>As you begin to drift off, you hear a creak.

>Looking up, you see a large pair of purple eyes through the crack of the door.

>"Goodnight Anon..."

GET OUT!

 

 

>It's been two weeks.

>Rainbow lives on your couch.

>She's grown a little chubbier and reeks of sweat and musk.

>Bottles of lotion litter your floor.

>She can quote every phrase in that porn by heart.

>And she

>Just

>Keeps

>Masturbating.

>You have given up on trying to get her to leave.

>Sometimes you two have a fap on the couch together.

>But Twilight,

>She has to go.

>She's a complete shut-in.

>Anime rules her life.

>The only time she leaves other than for food is to go outside to fail at starting a Soul Eater fanclub each week.

>There's bottles of piss lining the basement.

>You tried to get her to leave by telling her to watch Boku No Pico, but that only created a spaghetti storm.

>She called you a no-taste-plebian for two days.

>"I BET YOU WATCH BLEACH AND NARUTO YOU CANCER! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH SOMETHING GOOD LIKE INDeX!"

>You're moving out next week.

>To a certain yellow pony's house.

>You'll probably end up

>Fucking Fluttershy

>But at least you'll be away from

>Fucking Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.

 

 

FIN