Captain Pone 2/2

>It has been a few days since you retired the identity of Captain Pone.

>You sit at the kitchen table in your underwear nursing a bottle of cider.

>There's large bags under your eyes.

>Your hair is greasy from not showering.

>The stuble on your face is beginning to make you look like a vagrant.

>You are a broken man.

>The last of your alcohol is drained and you look up.

>A pony sits at the other end of your table.

>A pegasus pony with makeup smeared across her face.

>Her mane is greasier than yours.

A-are you who I think you are?

>You feel fear as she smiles at you.

>"HahaHAHA h-ha?"

>You can't believe some pony has taken up the Joker's persona.

>"You like it? I-I've been watching you... I wanted to see what y-you'd do. And y-you didn't disappoint."

>She licks her lips.

>"You let a filly almost die. Then, y-you let the commissioner- er, mayor take your place..."

>You slam your fist on the table.

The mayor is doing good in my absence!

>"I-I know the truth: there's no going back... You've changed things,"

>Her eyes shift in a twitch,

>"Forever."

>You frown.

Do you want to kill me?

>Jokermare gives a shrill laugh.

>"I-I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? No. No no... You. Complete. Me."

You're garbage who... Uh, does things for money?

>"D-don't talk like one of them, y-you're not!"

>Her hooves are on the table.

>"See t-to them you're just a f-freak... Like me! They n-need you now, and when they don't... They'll cast you out."

>"L-like a leper... um, If that's okay with you..."

 

 

>She smiles at you and licks her lips with a twitch.

>"A-aren't you gonna ask where Sweetie Belle is?"

>Your eyes widen.

>Without thinking, you reach forward and slam her head on the table.

WHERE IS SHE JOKERMARE?!

>She laughs and wipes some blood from her mouth.

>"Ah... Never start with t-the head, the victim gets all... F-fuzzy."

>You sit back down.

Okay, you wanted me, here I am.

WHERE'S SWEETIE BELLE?!

>"I'll tell you, but you might have to dawn that p-pretty little suit..."

No!

>You smash your bottle on the ground.

Never again! That's my one rule...

>She gives her shrill insane laugh.

>"Oh... Then t-that's the rule you'll have to break to find t-the truth."

>You bolt up and punch her in the face.

>She falls to the floor laughing.

WHERE IS SHE YOU MONSTER?!

>You pick her up and slam her into the wall.

>She gasps and lets out a moan.

>The scent reminds you of Bunny Mare's cloaking mist.

>"I-I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the c-curve."

AHHH!

>You slam Jokermare onto the ground and begin beating her about the face as she laughs and moans.

>When you get tired you leave her moaning and discharging on the floor.

>For some reason, you think, her blood is a sticky fluid that only comes from her genitals.

>Odd...

>No time to worry about that, you put on some clothes and run to the hospital.

 

 

>You get to Sweetie Belle's room and burst in.

>The mane six, minus Fluttershy and Rarity are all standing around the bed weeping.

>They turn and notice you.

>Immediately you are tackled by four sobbing ponies.

WHERE IS SHE?!

>They flinch at your deep gravely roar.

Sorry...

>Twilight holds up a piece of paper, "Jokermare took her Anon!"

>You snatch the paper and look at it.

>Written in red crayon is 'HaHAhahaHAHAha' all over the page with a crude drawing of Jokermare carrying Sweetie Belle.

Damn it...

>You should have never left her at your home...

>"Anon,"

>Rainbow Dash grips your shirt, "can we speak in private?"

>The other mares let you go.

Sure?

>Your friends exit the room, leaving you and Rainbow alone.

>She looks at you pleadingly, "You need to become Captain Pone agai-"

No.

>She stares at you with an open mouth.

Never again.

>Her face changes to rage.

>"Sweetie Belle has been foalnapped! She needs to be saved!"

>You look at your hand in a daze.

The last time I was the Pone... A filly almost died...

>Rainbow Dash slaps you across the face.

>"YOU'RE BEING STUPID! THIS ISN'T THE ANON I KNOW! HE WOULDN'T BE THIS SELFISH!"

>You stare at her in awe as she screams at you.

>"YOU'RE JUST A... A SELFISH BABY!"

>With that she huffs and flies out of the window.

 

 

>You are Fluttershy.

>After that delicious beating by Anon, you use one of his socks to finish the job and clean up.

>He was so sexy when he was angry.

>But it's time to move on with your plan.

>You leave.

>After waiting in Mayor Mare's office for an hour, she finally shows up.

>The light flips on and she jumps upon seeing you sitting behind her desk.

G-good evening commissioner...

>She tilts her head.

Um... Mayor.

>"Where is Sweetie Belle?"

>She looks fearful.

Oh. I'll let her go, I just need something in return...

>She gulps.

>"I can give you however many bits you want."

>You sigh.

It's not a-about bits.

>You hold up the lighter taken from Anon's house.

It's about s-sending a m-message...

>You toss the lit lighter onto the desk you covered in lantern fuel before she arrived.

E-everything burns...

>She screams out for her security as you fly out of her window.

>You look back and see the building beginning to smoke.

>Oh dear...

>This was all for Anon.

>For Captain Pone.

>You would do anything to get your time back.

>By any means necessary.

 

 

>You are Anon.

>There's smoke in the air as you walk home with your head down.

>This town was going downhill...

>A phrase surfaces in your mind as you walk.

>"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."

>You stop and squeeze your hand tight, your nails digging into your palm.

>This was not who you were...

>Rainbow Dash was right.

>Nothing but a selfish baby.

>This town needed you...

>Ponies needed Captian Pone.

>You begin to run back to your house with a roar.

IT'S PONE TIME!

>After fishing your suit from the trash, you run up to your room and begin getting dressed, having to trade out a sock that is wet for some reason.

>You shave and wash your hair, making it into a nice feathered swoosh again.

>Feeling on top of the world you climb onto your roof.

>Looking out on the night, you breathe in deeply and hold two fingers up to the moon with a dashing smile.

FOR GREEEEAT JUSSSSSTICEEEE!

>You practice a few Pone Kicks and Pone Punches (original moves, donut steel!), then take off into the night.

 

 

>You are Rarity.

>You sit in your workshop, going over some Captain Pone costume alterations you've been dying to try out.

>These nights have been spent sleepless, creating costumes and gadgets for CP.

>You knew he'd be the one to rescue your Sweetie Belle...

>He just HAD to!

>You feel exhausted but keep working.

>The front bell rings as a pony enters.

Who's there? We're clooooosed!~

>Lyra enters your work room and sits down.

>She had been working for you recently, managing the finances.

What is it dear?

>You keep your nose to the grind, not looking at her.

>"You wanted me to do the diligence on the MLP holdings deal again,"

>She pauses.

>"Well... I found some irregularities."

>You sigh.

Their Colt EO is in royal custody.

>"No, not with their numbers, with yours."

>She places a paper down on the desk and smiles,

>"Don't tell me you didn't recognize your baby out there biffing royal carriages in the Equestrian Times..."

>Somehow she had gotten her hooves on a design sheet for an original Captain Pone suit.

>You remove your stylish glasses and frown.

>"What are you building for him now? A rocket carriage?"

>She smiles smugly.

>"I want free dresses for the rest of my life. And giant foam hands."

>With a sigh you lean forward.

Let me get this straight, you think that our client, the only human in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your PLAN is to blackmail this person?

>She looks frightened suddenly, realizing her hasty mistake.

>She stutters and licks her lips.

Good luck.

>You smile smugly back at her.

>Lyra stands and slides the designs back to you.

>"K-keep that..."

 

 

 

>You are Trixie.

The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!

>Sorry

>You are The Great And Powerful Trixie,

>You sit with your cronies, Snips and Snails in The Great And Secret Lair.

>As you discuss this new villain Jokermare, you hear a quiet laugh.

>You look up and see her walk into the room.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my colt here tickle your head off?

>It almost looks like she falters at your threat.

>"H-how about a magic trick?"

>Jokermare pulls out a carrot and stabs it into the table.

>What?

>"I'm going t-to make this carrot, disappear..."

>Snips gets up and walks over to her with a glare.

>She quickly grabs his head and slams it down onto the carrot.

>The vegetable is rammed into his mouth and he swallows it, then falls to the floor licking his lips.

>"T-tada..." she holds her hooves up with a smile.

>You tilt your head as Snails stands and licks his lips.

Sit. I want to hear her proposition...

>Jokermare sits.

What do you propose?

>"It's simple... w-we uh, snuggle the Captain."

>You laugh.

If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?

>She frowns, "If you're good at s-something, never do it for free."

How much do you want?

>She licks her lips, "half."

>Snails laughs, "you're crazy! Enough from the clown!"

>He stands up and advances toward her.

>She backs away and holds out a sugar cube.

>You gasp.

>Jokermare backs toward the door, "l-let's not... lick this out of proportion..."

>She opens the door,

>"M-meet me at city hall t-tonight."

 

 

>You are Captain Pone.

>Mayor Mare had signaled you by using the Pone Signal.

>A large lit-up 'CP' blazed in the sky over Ponyville.

>You would have to thank Rarity later.

>When you arrive you find that her office is completely burned out.

>But she seems fine.

>"Captain Pone... It took a lot of cider for me to convince myself to call on you."

>You frown and scan the area, flexing a little.

Have you heard anything about the filly?

>She raises an eyebrow.

>"What's wrong with your voice? Are you sick?"

>You clear your throat.

Don't waste my time.

>She holds out a card to you.

>More crayon drawing on a playing card.

>It simply reads 'UR A FAGET'.

>You toss it down and look up.

So, she will be here tonight?

>Before the mayor can speak, you hear familiar laughter.

TRIXIE!

>Trixie appears on the roof in a cloud of smoke and fireworks.

>She has goons with her now.

>Two colts with brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes.

>"It is I!"

>You grit your teeth when Jokermare steps into view beside her.

>This is going to be one intense battle.

>It's a good thing you stopped at Rarity's before this and got her latest CP equipment for you.

>You run at the building.

>Using your new Pone Boots that are magically enchanted, you run straight up the wall of the large building, your arms held out in a v behind you.

>Trixie and Jokermare look surprised by this.

>You smile.

It's Pone time...

 

 

>You jump onto the roof over their heads as they cower.

>God you're almost hard at how cool you must look.

>You land and turn to face them in a Pone Pose.

What are... YOU doing here?

>You pinch the bridge of your nose.

>That line was supposed to be worked on...

>Trixie steps forward, "The Great And Powerful Trixie has come to... SNUGGLE you once and for all!"

>You gasp and step back.

>"And Jokermare is here as we-"

>You all look over to see Jokermare is not there.

>Trixie growls, "whatever! Minions! Snuggle that fool!"

>Her two colt cronies advance toward you.

>You reach into your pocket.

Looks like you young ones could use some... CP in your life!

>You pull out the emergency pocket sand you described to Rarity.

>Thank goodness she included it...

>You throw it into the pony's faces.

Wait a minute, that's not sand...

>The cloud of white powder engulfs the minions and they fall to the ground convulsing.

SALT?!

>A natural hallucinogen and aphrodisiac to ponies.

>The two giggle and flail on the ground, rubbing and kissing eachother.

>Well shit...

>Trixie roars in rage and runs at you.

 

 

>With a magic blast to your chest, you are knocked onto you back.

>Before you can catch your breath, Trixie is on top of you.

>"I have you now Captain Pone! Prepare to get the shit snuggled out of you!"

>You strain to fight her off.

P-pone!

>Suddenly you hear a series of squeaks.

>Trixie stops and looks up.

>"What is that?"

>It sounds like...

Sonar!

Bunny Mare!

>Trixie is tackled off of you in a green blur.

>You jump up and watch as the two struggle on the roof.

What do I do?

>Bunny Mare now sports a green costume that matches yours.

>Trixie pins Bunny Mare and smiles.

No!

>You run toward them, but it's too late.

>Trixie rubs her cheek on your sidekick's.

>Bunny Mare squeals and goes limp under the fiendish snuggling.

You monster! Take this!

>You wind up while running,

PONE PUNCH!

>Your fist connects with Trixie's face and she's sent flying with a 'POW!'

>You drop and cradle Bunny Mare in your arms.

Bunny Mare! You... You saved me...

>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.

>She's fading.

>You squeeze her tightly.

>"Y-you... You really d-did it Captain... You r-really made the gra*COUGH!*"

>You stroke one of her floppy ears and she gives a sonar squeak and releases some cloaking mist.

>"You're the greatest... Hero... Ever..."

>Her eyes close.

>You sob and look to the sky.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

 

>You stand and look upon Trixie with rage.

>She raises, rubbing her jaw and laughs.

>"Aw, sorry about Baby Mare!"

>You take off your Pone Utility Belt (marvelous bedazzled version) and let it fall beside you.

Trixie... You have poned your last pone...

>You charge at eachother.

>Her horn glows and you feel a magical blast glance off your cheek.

>You yell and kick at her.

PONE KICK!

>It connects with her side.

>She yelps and falls.

HaHA!

>You take a moment to pose.

>She glares up and blasts you in the chest again with her magic.

>You drop to your knees and gasp for breath.

>Still too early for poses...

One last move Trixie...

>You both stand and face eachother.

>"One move will assure Trixie's great victory!"

>You smile and charge.

>She screams her name and gallops at you.

FOOOOR GREEEAAAT JUSSSTICE!

>You dodge her spell and grab her.

>She struggles in fear as you lift her at arms length.

>With a signature sparkling smile you unleash your supreme move.

PONE HEADBUTT-UTT-UTt-utt-utt...

>The words echo as your skull bashes into Trixie's.

>With a sceam she's sent flying off the building.

 

 

>Before she hits the ground, she disappears in a puff of smoke.

>Her last words fill the air.

>"Curse you Captain Pone!"

>You take a second to pose for the cheering onlookers below.

>After a few photo shots, you turn and go to Bunny Mare.

>You lift her and she wakes up with a feeble smile.

>"Y-you did it..."

>You kiss her cheek.

>A massive cloud of her mist fills the air.

>You set her down and the two of you walk to the edge of the building.

>The crowd of ponies below erupt in cheers and chant for you.

>"CP! CP! CP!"

>You look down to Bunny Mare and smile.

>She nods at you and her legs wobble.

>Both of you wave down at the crowd, lit up by the Pone Signal.

>You notice Sweetie Belle on her sister's back below.

>She cheers up to you.

>"YOU'RE THE GREATEST CAPTAIN PONE!"

>You feel a swell in your heart.

Let's go Bunny Mare...

>You fly off on BM, the crowd running along underneath you below.

>The spotlight follows you as you glide through the night air.

>You raise two fingers to the moon and smile.

This is the best night ever...

 

 

>You are Fluttershy.

>It has been a week since Anon defeated Trixie.

>His website on the Ponynet, 'For Great Justice' has recieved over one million upvotes.

>You have never been happier.

>Every night you fight crime with your hero.

>All is as it should be.

>Your only worry is how much time he's been spending with Rainbow Dash...

>Oh well.

>You giggle into the mirror as you get ready.

>Captain Pone was here to stay.

>Even the Mayor approved of him now.

>The town idolized him.

>Especially all the little fillies and colts.

>You had even gotten Angel a CP suit that he played in.

>He was star struck when you brought the Captain over before a mission.

>You finish applying your makeup.

>Sure, Captain Pone was here to stay.

>But...

>He always needed a worthy villain right?

>His happiness was your happiness.

>You laugh at your reflection and lick your lips.

Captain Pone...

Are you ready for our night out?

 

THE END

 

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