- >Day Sweepstakes in Equestria-
- Sweepstakes was the worst song the Gorillaz ever created.
- >Day lucky lotto in Equestria.
- >What the fuck is wrong with this place?
- >Honestly?
- >You have won the Canterlotto.
- >Lucky you.
- >Only-
- >The prize in this drawing isn't money.
- >The whole shebang is run by Celestia and Luna.
- >The prize:
- >A month of maid service.
- >By them.
- >The two stand in your home dressed in maid outfits.
- >You'd expect this shit from Fluttershy, but not the princesses.
- This is crazy! What about your royal duties?!
- >Celestia brushes your stomach playfully with a feather duster, "don't worry about it. We are your humble servants for a month!"
- >Luna extends her wings, "yes! And thanks to our sister's wonderful idea to change the prize when we found you the winner, we can be-"
- >Celestia clamps a hoof over her sister's mouth and giggles, "yes uh, Luna is just tired... WHAT CAN WE CLEAN?!"
- >Fluttershy flies in like a bat out of hell, "this is CRAZY! W-what about your r-royal duties?!"
- I know! I said that already!
- >"P-princess, wasn't the prize for the Canterlotto two million bits?"
- I knew it! They changed it!
- >Celestia and Luna ignore the two of you and start cleaning.
- >You take Fluttershy aside.
- Listen Fluttershy, you gotta help me get them to go away.
- >She nods, "right. Th-they're not getting any hot mokey dick before me!"
- >Day El Mañana in Equestria-
- Yeah that's a good one.
- >You awake to a tray being placed on your stomach.
- Wha huh??
- >You sit up and see Celestia in her maid outfit smiling at you.
- >"Good morning master, breakfast is served."
- >The tray on your belly has a wonderful spread.
- >Sliced fruit, toast with butter, eggs! And orange juice-
- >Celestia points to the cup, "THAT is a royal drink master! It's called Sunny Delicious. Try some!"
- >You really want those eggs, but you humor her.
- >You try a sip.
- >It's wonderful!
- >You down the whole glass.
- Thanks Celestia!
- >She bows (how strange), "I'm pleased you enjoyed my urine master."
- >You take a bite of eggs.
- Huh? Whufzat?
- >"My urine. You just drank my urine."
- >You spit eggs across the room.
- >Fluttershy bolts up in bed beside you.
- >"H-huh? Honey? What's wrong?"
- >You turn to her and point at Celestia,
- The princess just made me drink her piss dear!
- >Fluttershy looks at your food.
- >"A-are those... Eggs?"
- >Celestia takes a spoon and stuffs some eggs into your mouth.
- >She gives Fluttershy an insane look.
- >"Yes. Yes they are. Guess where I got them?!"
- >Fluttershy holds her head and begins to tear up, "n-no... You didn't..."
- >Celestia tosses her head and laughs, "YESSSSS I did! Hahahaha!"
- >You push her away.
- Celestia that's horrible! Why would you do that?
- >She straightens her outfit and frowns.
- >"She knows what she did."
- >And with that, she leaves.
- >Fluttershy sobs and hugs you.
- >You finish your breakfast and promptly kick her out of the bed.
- >This was going to be a long day.
- Luna I don't need your help to shave.
- >She already tried to bust down the door to wipe you.
- >"Nonsense Anon! We are your humble servant!"
- >She tries to maneuver around you and get at your face with a razor.
- >Her tongue pokes out in concentration.
- >God she looks adorable in that little outfit...
- >Wait!
- >You snatch the razor from her and push her away.
- I can do it myself!
- >You shave and keep an eye on her through the mirror.
- >She sulks.
- >Fluttershy walks in and sits on the toilet.
- >They both stare at you.
- >Probably never seen shaving...
- >Then you smell it.
- >You turn and look at Fluttershy in horror.
- A-are you-
- >She blushes and makes a strained face.
- >You hear a plop and she sighs.
- YOU'RE TAKING A DUMP?!
- >She looks confused, "I th-thought married couples did stuff like th-this..."
- >You push past Luna to get out of the bathroom.
- We're not married! Finish and get out!
- >You slam the door.
- >Luna's still in there.
- >You pace.
- >Her voice carries through the door.
- >"May we wipe you master Fluttershy?"
- >Wut
- >"O-oh you don't have to serve me, I didn't win."
- >Horrible images fill your mind.
- >"I insist Element of Kindness, you are the master's betrothed and therefore a master as well."
- We're not married!
- >After that horrible event, you Fillybreeze™ the shit out of the bathroom and hop in the shower.
- Fucking ponies.
- >Why couldn't you just have the two million bits?
- >You lather your hair and sigh.
- >A whole month of pony maids...
- >Celestia's ass barely fits in that outfit.
- >And you definitely saw that Luna was wearing cotton panties under hers.
- >Where did they learn this shit?
- >Fluttershy was definitely jealous enough to help you.
- >"Let me wash your back master."
- >You drop the soap.
- >Luna is behind you in the shower with her outfit off.
- >She smiles and holds up your loofah.
- Luna get out of here!
- >She presses you against the wall and begins scrubbing your chest.
- >"We shall get you the squeaky clean!"
- >Holy shit boner not now!
- >Luna notices this.
- >She scrubs it with the loofah.
- AHHHHH!
- >You swear it's tearing skin away.
- Stop!
- >You turn and protect your crotch.
- >The loofah moves to your back.
- >"Please hold still master."
- >Her hooves move down to your lower back.
- >"Master, can you grab the soap? We require more."
- >You look down at the bar of soap on the shower floor.
- >You look back and gulp at her large horn.
- T-the soap?
- >"Yes. The soap. You dropped it."
- >That horn...
- >Pick up the soap nigga.
- >Pick up that mafuckin soap nigga...
- >You thrust your ass back with a yell.
- >Luna is sent to the floor.
- >You grab your cheeks and run from the shower.
- YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!
- >How embarrassing...
- >You get dressed and go downstairs.
- >Celestia is dusting.
- >She's bent over flicking her duster around behind a table.
- >Her maid outfit stretches and strains to cover her ass.
- >Unlike her sister, she's not wearing anyhting underneath.
- >You can't help but stare at the bit of pink sticking out.
- >She leans forward to get at more dust.
- >The outfit begins to move up slightly.
- >Just a bit more...
- >Almost there...
- >There's a crash from the kitchen.
- >Celestia looks back, "oh, hello master. What was that?"
- Idon'tknow!
- >The two of you walk to the kitchen and find Fluttershy standing in the middle of a mess of shattered glass.
- >"W-whoops..."
- My... My favorite cup...
- >She smashed your My Little Fishy cup.
- >The one that cost you sixty bits.
- >You feel a single tear make it's way down your cheek.
- >"I'll clean this up master," Celestia gets to work.
- >You pull Fluttershy out of the room.
- Alright, what the HELL were you doing with the My Little Fishy Deluxe Edition Fishy-Con Only cup?!
- >She hides in her mane.
- >"Well I um, I th-thought that if we made a lot of w-work for them, they would g-get tired of it and go..."
- >That's not bad...
- That could work Flutters.
- >She smiles.
- But, don't ever smash my stuff without consulting me first.
- >She nods.
- Alright, now go upstairs and clog that toilet, I'm gonna make a mess in the laundry room.
- >"Okay!"
- >You put your hand in and she places a hoof on top of it.
- Break!
- >"Break!"
- >You hear Luna shouting and the sound of hooves galloping around upstairs.
- >You chuckle as you pour an entire bottle of detergent into the washer.
- >Celestia's gonna flip.
- >You start it and get the hell out.
- >What else can you do?
- >As you walk past the stairs you see a cascade of water flowong down.
- >You hope she just used toilet paper to clog it...
- >Then you notice your potted plant on a table in the hallway.
- >Perfect.
- >You grab it and head to the living room.
- >The soil in the pot is spread all over your carpet.
- >You laugh like an idiot and sit on the couch.
- >Celestia's reaction should be great.
- >You wait.
- >And wait.
- >Eventually you drift into sleep.
- >"Anon."
- >You awake to Celestia's face.
- Bah!
- >One heart attack later you see that the living room is spotless.
- >No way.
- >You run to the stairs.
- >No more water.
- >The laundry room?
- >Spotless and a load is drying.
- H-how?
- >According to your watch, you'd only slept for about twenty minutes.
- >Celestia walks to you and smiles, "are you pleased master?"
- What happened?
- >"Well your house was a disaster. Soap suds, toilet water, Fluttershy droppings and soil everywhere."
- >Right.
- >Wait, Fluttershy wha-
- >"So I fixed it with magic real quick."
- >FUUUUUUUUUCK!
- >You completely forgot about that.
- >Fucking magic.
- >"And master, we have a surprise!"
- >Luna walks down the stairs.
- >Fluttershy comes down behind her.
- >In a maid outfit.
- What do you think you're doing?
- >She blushes, "I'm g-going to be your s-sexy maid too..."
- >You shake your head.
- We had a deal!
- >She turns and shakes her rear.
- >You see a flash of white panties.
- >"I-If you can't beat them... Join them."
- >This is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
- >Celestia spanks you with her feather duster,
- >"We're going to have so much fun pleasing you master!"
- End of part 1
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