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Bebop Cola

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>Day Bebop Cola in Equestria.
>Ponyville has been a clusterfuck for a few days.
>The reason:
>Bebop Cola, a new soft drink maker out of Manehatten has put a soda machine in front of Town Hall.
>It wasn't a big deal to you, but it was all the rage for ponies.
>They had never seen something like this.
>Before, they had to buy all their fizzy drinks at the market.
>And even then, the choices were limited.
>Now they had the option of getting Orange Jazzy Juice, Cool Cream Soda, Groovy Grape, Mountain Spew and much more.
>And the machine even played a different song for each purchase.
>Some ponies only bought a drink for the songs.
>And anytime a tune would start up, the whole town square of ponies would break out into dance and song.
>It was horrible.
>So you had avoided the thing entirely.
>Fucking Bebop Cola.
>Another company for you to hate.
>But being the hypocrite you are,
>You are currently standing in front of the colorful machine.
>It's about midnight, so the town square is empty.
>You can't let anyone see you buying a Bebop Cola after you talked so much shit about it.
>No one even knew you bought Nabisco products, and they would never find out.
>But you're THIRSTY.
>You slide a bit into the machine.
>It lights up.
>[BEBOP COOOOOLA]
Jesus Christ shut up!
>You panic and look around.
>The town is still dark and silent.
>You turn back to the machine and select a Mountain Spew.
>[MOUNTAIN SPEW FOR YOU, DO THE SPEW AND FEEL SO COOL]
Fuck!
>You kick the machine as it rocks around screaming out it's song
Shut up shut up!
>It makes an electrical sound and starts to tip forward.
Oh shi-
>You turn and run
>But the machine slams down on your back.
>The bottom half of your body is pinned beneath the large soda machine.
>It's still blaring out it's song.
>You groan and try to pull yourself out from below it.
Help!
>A blue mare you don't recognize is standing in front of you looking down curiously.
Hey! Help! I'm stuck!
>She begins singing along with the machine, right in your face.
>All of a sudden the town square is filled with ponies
>Singing and dancing.
>They all ignore your cries for help.
>One is even on top of the machine bobbing back and forth to the song.
Hey stop doing that! Help! Guys, lift this thing up I can't pull myself out!
>The song ends on one held out note.
>The machine goes dark again and all the ponies leave.
Help...
>You look up and see the only pony left is that blue unicorn mare.
>Staring at you with wide eyes.
Hey, can you use magic to lift this thing up?
>She tilts her head, "um, can I have a Fruity Boogie?"
What? No! I'm being crushed!
>She bends down and puts a bit in your mouth then presses your nose
>"Fruity Boogie, boogie down with your fruity seeeelf~"
>You spit the coin out
What the fuck?! That song is stupid anyway! GET ME OUT OF HERE DAMMIT!
>She looks sad, then notices something off to your left.
>"Hmm, Mountain Spew is good too I guess..."
>She picks up the drink you had bought and walks away.
>"Mountain Spew for you, do the spew and feel so cool~"
WAIIIIIIIT!
>You're alone again.
Fucking ponies...
>It's morning.
>You spent the whole night under the soda machine.
>Ponies are awake now and all go about their business.
>Ignoring your pleas for help.
>Every so often a pony will come and put a coin in your mouth then kick the machine, recieving their sugary drink.
>This must be what hell is like.
>"Nony?"
>You look up through your tears and see Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie! Thank god! You gotta help me out!
>She lays down with her face inches from yours.
>"What are you doing under there silly? I thought you hated Bebop Cola?"
I do! But it's crushing me!
>She looks sad.
>"That's bad. Is there any Shadubie Sarsaparilla left?"
What?
>Pinkie puts a bit in your mouth and bucks the machine.
>[NO MORE SHADUBIE SARSAPARILLA LEFT, BUT KEEP GROOVING ON]
>"Aww..."
>Her mane goes slack.
Pinkie Pie! Get some help!
>She looks at you sadly, "there's nothing we can do Anon! The Shadubie is all gone and the machine won't get re-stocked until Wednesday! And that's tomorrow! What am I supposed to do until then?!"
Help me?
>She runs away crying.
Fuck...
>An hour later and the second worst pony that could show up shows up.
Nonononono
>This is definitely hell.
>Of course she would show up.
Please just go away, there's no soda here. It's all gone. Go home now please.
>She bends down and smiles, "oh Anon, I'm not here for Bebop Cola."
You're here to... Help me?
>"No, I'm here to help myself."
>Sweetie Belle turns and sits on your face.
>Why is no one stopping this?
>Sweetie Belle is rubbing her crotch all over your face in town square and everyone is going about their business.
>One stallion even comes over, puts a bit in your ear and bucks himself out a Diet Groovy Grape.
>The machine starts a song.
>All the ponies stop whatever they're doing and join in with song and dance.
>Sweetie Belle works her hips to the groove.
Mmmmfmmf!
>You keep your mouth clamped shut, but her folds are making a mess on your face.
>Her ass is rubbing all over your forehead.
>And the ponies just keep singing.
>The song ends in time with Sweetie Belle.
>She falls forward squeaking and laughing.
>You gasp for breath.
>"Thanks Anon!" Sweetie Belle buys a Funky Blueberry Frost then leaves.
>You cry in the dirt, your body trapped still and your face now sticky.
>It's night.
>You don't know how long you've been trapped exactly.
>But you can no longer feel below your ribcage.
>There's a wetness somewhere back there, but it could be your blood or soda.
>You are pretty hungry.
>And a little thirsty.
>But some pony had been kind enough to share their Jammin' Citrus Juice.
>Why did they not understand that you needed help?
>A few hours ago you finally stopped asking for help and had instead started making drink suggestions.
>Twilight Sparkle had come by for her daily Smooth Strawberry Swill and read you a story to pass the time.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash had come to get their Awesome Apple Crush and Rad Rainbow Raindrops.
>They just laughed and called you stupid.
>Great friends.
>Princess Celestia had even come to get a drink.
>And instead just ended up raping your face.
>Now the square is empty again.
I think I'll just die here...
>The machine fizzes,
>[BEBOPING IN THE AFTERLIFE]
Fuck off.
>There's a shuffling noise in the dark.
Who's there?
>You look around.
>Silence.
Hello?
>There's a rolling noise behind you.
>A large shape appears in front of you.
>"There we go ma'am. All set."
What the-
>You stare at the back of a soda machine right in front of you.
>[BEBOP COLA READY TO JAM]
>Fluttershy bends down and smiles at you.
>"He-hello Anon, I wrote to Bebop Cola t-telling them that they needed to put a new machine here..."
What about this one?!
>"That one's out of service Anon."
Well can you help me out of here? I think my pelvis is crushed!
>She shivers, "oh no, I think it's just fine..."
>You can't move as Fluttershy lowers her crotch to your face.
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>[BEBOP COLA, GONNA GET YOU LAID]
FUCKING BEBOP COLA!

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>Day Bebop Cola in Equestria.
>Ponyville has been a clusterfuck for a few days.
>The reason:
>Bebop Cola, a new soft drink maker out of Manehatten has put a soda machine in front of Town Hall.
>It wasn't a big deal to you, but it was all the rage for ponies.
>They had never seen something like this.
>Before, they had to buy all their fizzy drinks at the market.
>And even then, the choices were limited.
>Now they had the option of getting Orange Jazzy Juice, Cool Cream Soda, Groovy Grape, Mountain Spew and much more.
>And the machine even played a different song for each purchase.
>Some ponies only bought a drink for the songs.
>And anytime a tune would start up, the whole town square of ponies would break out into dance and song.
>It was horrible.
>So you had avoided the thing entirely.
>Fucking Bebop Cola.
>Another company for you to hate.
>But being the hypocrite you are,
>You are currently standing in front of the colorful machine.
>It's about midnight, so the town square is empty.
>You can't let anyone see you buying a Bebop Cola after you talked so much shit about it.
>No one even knew you bought Nabisco products, and they would never find out.
>But you're THIRSTY.
>You slide a bit into the machine.
>It lights up.
>[BEBOP COOOOOLA]
Jesus Christ shut up!
>You panic and look around.
>The town is still dark and silent.
>You turn back to the machine and select a Mountain Spew.
>[MOUNTAIN SPEW FOR YOU, DO THE SPEW AND FEEL SO COOL]
Fuck!
>You kick the machine as it rocks around screaming out it's song
Shut up shut up!
>It makes an electrical sound and starts to tip forward.
Oh shi-
>You turn and run
>But the machine slams down on your back.


>The bottom half of your body is pinned beneath the large soda machine.
>It's still blaring out it's song.
>You groan and try to pull yourself out from below it.
Help!
>A blue mare you don't recognize is standing in front of you looking down curiously.
Hey! Help! I'm stuck!
>She begins singing along with the machine, right in your face.
>All of a sudden the town square is filled with ponies
>Singing and dancing.
>They all ignore your cries for help.
>One is even on top of the machine bobbing back and forth to the song.
Hey stop doing that! Help! Guys, lift this thing up I can't pull myself out!
>The song ends on one held out note.
>The machine goes dark again and all the ponies leave.
Help...
>You look up and see the only pony left is that blue unicorn mare.
>Staring at you with wide eyes.
Hey, can you use magic to lift this thing up?
>She tilts her head, "um, can I have a Fruity Boogie?"
What? No! I'm being crushed!
>She bends down and puts a bit in your mouth then presses your nose
>"Fruity Boogie, boogie down with your fruity seeeelf~"
>You spit the coin out
What the fuck?! That song is stupid anyway! GET ME OUT OF HERE DAMMIT!
>She looks sad, then notices something off to your left.
>"Hmm, Mountain Spew is good too I guess..."
>She picks up the drink you had bought and walks away.
>"Mountain Spew for you, do the spew and feel so cool~"
WAIIIIIIIT!
>You're alone again.
Fucking ponies...


>It's morning.
>You spent the whole night under the soda machine.
>Ponies are awake now and all go about their business.
>Ignoring your pleas for help.
>Every so often a pony will come and put a coin in your mouth then kick the machine, recieving their sugary drink.
>This must be what hell is like.
>"Nony?"
>You look up through your tears and see Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie! Thank god! You gotta help me out!
>She lays down with her face inches from yours.
>"What are you doing under there silly? I thought you hated Bebop Cola?"
I do! But it's crushing me!
>She looks sad.
>"That's bad. Is there any Shadubie Sarsaparilla left?"
What?
>Pinkie puts a bit in your mouth and bucks the machine.
>[NO MORE SHADUBIE SARSAPARILLA LEFT, BUT KEEP GROOVING ON]
>"Aww..."
>Her mane goes slack.
Pinkie Pie! Get some help!
>She looks at you sadly, "there's nothing we can do Anon! The Shadubie is all gone and the machine won't get re-stocked until Wednesday! And that's tomorrow! What am I supposed to do until then?!"
Help me?
>She runs away crying.
Fuck...
>An hour later and the second worst pony that could show up shows up.
Nonononono
>This is definitely hell.
>Of course she would show up.
Please just go away, there's no soda here. It's all gone. Go home now please.
>She bends down and smiles, "oh Anon, I'm not here for Bebop Cola."
You're here to... Help me?
>"No, I'm here to help myself."
>Sweetie Belle turns and sits on your face.


>Why is no one stopping this?
>Sweetie Belle is rubbing her crotch all over your face in town square and everyone is going about their business.
>One stallion even comes over, puts a bit in your ear and bucks himself out a Diet Groovy Grape.
>The machine starts a song.
>All the ponies stop whatever they're doing and join in with song and dance.
>Sweetie Belle works her hips to the groove.
Mmmmfmmf!
>You keep your mouth clamped shut, but her folds are making a mess on your face.
>Her ass is rubbing all over your forehead.
>And the ponies just keep singing.
>The song ends in time with Sweetie Belle.
>She falls forward squeaking and laughing.
>You gasp for breath.
>"Thanks Anon!" Sweetie Belle buys a Funky Blueberry Frost then leaves.
>You cry in the dirt, your body trapped still and your face now sticky.


>It's night.
>You don't know how long you've been trapped exactly.
>But you can no longer feel below your ribcage.
>There's a wetness somewhere back there, but it could be your blood or soda.
>You are pretty hungry.
>And a little thirsty.
>But some pony had been kind enough to share their Jammin' Citrus Juice.
>Why did they not understand that you needed help?
>A few hours ago you finally stopped asking for help and had instead started making drink suggestions.
>Twilight Sparkle had come by for her daily Smooth Strawberry Swill and read you a story to pass the time.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash had come to get their Awesome Apple Crush and Rad Rainbow Raindrops.
>They just laughed and called you stupid.
>Great friends.
>Princess Celestia had even come to get a drink.
>And instead just ended up raping your face.
>Now the square is empty again.
I think I'll just die here...
>The machine fizzes, 
>[BEBOPING IN THE AFTERLIFE]
Fuck off.
>There's a shuffling noise in the dark.
Who's there?
>You look around.
>Silence.
Hello?
>There's a rolling noise behind you.
>A large shape appears in front of you.
>"There we go ma'am. All set."
What the-
>You stare at the back of a soda machine right in front of you.
>[BEBOP COLA READY TO JAM]
>Fluttershy bends down and smiles at you.
>"He-hello Anon, I wrote to Bebop Cola t-telling them that they needed to put a new machine here..."
What about this one?!
>"That one's out of service Anon."
Well can you help me out of here? I think my pelvis is crushed!
>She shivers, "oh no, I think it's just fine..."
>You can't move as Fluttershy lowers her crotch to your face.
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
>[BEBOP COLA, GONNA GET YOU LAID]
FUCKING BEBOP COLA!

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