Amateur Night

>You awake in a cold sweat.

>Relief floods through you to find yourself in your dark room.

>That dream had been so vivid...

>Rainbow Dash was so real.

>You could feel her mane in your hands.

>You could feel her her tongue slide over your hip...

>Yourself slide into her-

TIME FOR BREAKFAST!

>You put a stop to your growing erection and head to the bathroom.

>It's hard to piss with morning™ wood, but you manage with a handstand.

>You're far too Clever for your Dick.

>Breakfast consists of eggs and Derpy Discs.

>After donning a Tan outfit with Rarity's cutie mark sewn on the ass and shoulder (that prissy bitch), you step outside and kick Fluttershy from your porch.

>You walk into town whistling.

Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride, ain't no one gonna sloooow meee doooown-

>A rainbow streak crashes into you.

 

 

>This has to be a dream still.

>From the pain, you'd say it wasn't.

>Rainbow Dash lays on your chest dazed.

>Her plot is inches from your face, tail over your head.

>The smell of sweat and musk fills your nostrils.

>She'd probably been flying all morning...

>Without thinking you inhale her odor deeply then mentally slap yourself.

>She hops off you quickly and chuckles.

>"Hehe sorry Anon," she pants, "new workout."

>You've been having wet dreams about Rainbow for four nights now.

>Your shameful secret.

>And now she stands in front of you with a sheen of sweat on her body and her mane dipping into her eyes, a little wet.

>Not to mention that wonderful musk you just smelled.

Don't worry about it Rainbow I uh... I gotta go!

>You run out of there before you can do something you'll regret.

>You are no horsefucker, but your body is starting to disagree.

>Besides, you have better things to do right now than lose your spaghetti in front of Dash.

>You quickly track down a good pegasus pony.

>Flitter stands reading a flyer by a shop.

>You approach getting out your bag of bits.

 

 

>Ten minutes later you're riding Flitter through the sky for the reasonable price of twenty-three bits.

>You spot Rainbow Dash's cloud house and ask Flitter to head for it.

>"Anon, I don't think she's home, I saw her working out about ten minutes ago by the park," she says in her slurry speech.

>You lean down and speak into her ear,

Ten more bits if you don't ask anymore questions and keep this our little secret.

>She giggles and you feel her flank shiver, "or you could just pay me a different way, I don't really want your bits... I want your-"

>You point to an open window of the house,

Fly through there!

>"Shouldn't we-" she cuts herself off and heads for the window, "right, no questions..."

>She glides through and-

>What luck!

>You're in Rainbow's room!

>You quickly scan for your prize.

>Then you see it.

>Right on the end of the bed.

>A pair of black spandex pony shorts.

>Rainbow's workout outfit for when she lifts with you on Thursdays.

Flitter, fly me to the bed.

>She obeys you and hovers over.

>You snatch up the spandex and hold them to your face, taking a big whiff.

>Still unwashed from yesterday...

>You may be turned off by the thought of rutting a pony, but dammit you needed to get rid of these blue balls somehow.

>And scents?

>Your fetish.

>You stuff the garment into your pocket.

Let's ride Flitter!

 

 

>You ride Flitter back to your house and give her the bits.

>She leaves disappointed and muttering something about giving you her workout uniform.

>Pegasi have such a distinct musk.

>You press the spandex to your face again as you walk into your room and shut the door.

>All the stops are put out.

>Dimmed lights.

>Candles.

>Smooth jazz, because you have class and Etiquette®.

>Lotion.

>Tissue.

>Dirty Rainbow ass huggers.

>You lay on the bed and begin to pleasure yourself with the garment on your face.

>There's a knock on the door.

>Your bedroom door.

>Quickly stuffing the spandex under the pillow just in time for the door to open, you stare at Rainbow Dash like a deer caught in the headlights.

>She ignores that you're bare-ass naked, sporting an erection and covered in lotion.

>"You listen to some boring tunes Anon. Let's go for some cider!"

 

 

>That was close.

>You get to the cider bar with Rainbow, staring at her ass the whole way.

>Her tail swishes from side to side as she walks with you, giving your eyes an occasional treat.

>"I'm gonna drunk like thirty mugs!"

>You both sit and begin working on your first drinks.

>The night goes by as usual with you two matching pace and bullshitting.

>A colt wearing some bizzare black and white facepaint with a magnet cutie mark gets kicked out after repeatedly asking for something called 'ICP' to be played on the jukebox.

>Rainbow now has a good buzz going and becomes a little touchy with her hooves on your arms and legs.

>You feel conflicted.

>To seduce a pony or not to seduce a pony?

>This drunk mind will guide you.

>Cider is by no means a good bottle of extra-dry gin, but it does it's work.

>Soon you're laughing and running your hands through her mane as she playfully punches your chest with a determined intoxicated look.

Haha! You- you caught me masturbating today!

>She stops punching and smiles,

>"You humans do it weird. What were you masturbating to?"

>You ignore her and down more cider.

Gotta go drain it, I'll be right back.

>You get up and stumble to the bathroom.

>There are only three stalls, so you pick the one on the left and enter.

>Holding yourself up on the wall in front of you, you notice a hole cut into the stall to your right.

>'GO FER GLORY!' Is written in marker above it.

>You smile.

>Suddenly a hoof slides through the hole holding a few bits.

>You stare.

Really?

>Fuck it.

>Because cider.

>You swipe up the bits and push the grey hoof back through the hole with your cock.

>You immediately feel a mouth wrap around it.

 

 

>Anon wait...

>'What is it brain?'

>This is probably a male pony sucking your dick...

>'Doesn't matter had sex.'

>You place your hands on the wall and start to slowly pump yourself in and out of mystery pony's mouth.

>There's a small moan from the other side of the wall.

>Success, it's a girl.

>She's pretty good.

>You slide all the way in, poking her tonsils and she still keeps slurping.

>With you hilted, she presses her tongue to your balls, wiggling it.

>You laugh and flinch at the sensation.

>Should have brought your drink with you...

>Now you want to play with her.

>You draw back leaving just the tip hanging in the hole.

>You see her tongue poke after it eagerly and she whines.

>Taking your shaft in your hand, you slap her tongue dropping a little bit of your excretion on it.

>It reminds you of a dog the way the tongue shoots back into the hole, swallows it up and returns searching for more.

>Who is this pony?

>Wait, why the fuck are you doing this with a pony?!

>No time, you jam yourself back in and hear her moan in appreciation.

>Time to whiten this slut's teeth.

>The wall separating you from her shakes as you grunt and slam your pelvis into it.

>She gags as your hot jizz slides down her throat.

>You quickly pull out, toss the bits back through the hole, zip up and exit the stall.

>You hear the door of the middle stall open before you can leave and turn to see the pony who just sucked you off.

 

 

Flitter?!

>She flies into you and presses you to the wall.

>Her face is red and she's still working a bit of the load back and forth in her mouth.

>With her face close to yours, you can smell your cum and a hint of wine coming off her lips.

>She stares at you with half-lidded drunken eyes, swallows, then jams her lips on yours.

>Being the drunk human that doesn't want to fuck ponies, you do the only logical thing:

>You grab two handfuls of ass and return this kiss.

>You can taste your own excretions on her tongue but you don't seem to care.

>[LILAC] "Eventually this night will end. My horn. My leg. Where?" [WHISPER]

>Her wings slap your sides and she moans into your mouth.

>The door bursts open to your right and a blue hoof connects with the side of Flitter's face.

>She falls to the floor with a yell.

>Rainbow Dash stands on two hooves, her wings extended and hackles raised.

>"What do YOU think you're doing?!"

>Flitter looks up with tears in her eyes and rubs her cheek.

>"You hit me!"

>Rainbow raises her hoof in a stomping motion and looks down with hate in her eyes, "Yeah! And now I'm gonna stomp you out for taking advantage of my friend!"

>You grab her around the waist before she can bring her hoof down and drag her from the restroom.

>"LET ME GO ANON! I WASN'T FINISHED! I'M SICK OF HER ALWAYS DOING THIS!"

We're going home Dash.

 

 

>You get Rainbow back to your place.

>She's still fuming and stumbles around your living room yelling nonsensical words about Flitter.

Raibow Dash calm down!

>You wrap your arms around her neck from behind and squeeze her in an embrace to stop her movements.

>Still breathing heavy, she lets out a sigh and her wings lower.

>"I just- I just HATE HER!"

Why?

>She tries to look back at you.

>You stop sniffing her rainbow mane in case she notices.

>"I... It's a long story."

>You let go and sit on the couch motioning for her to join you.

Tell me about it?

>She wobbles over and flops down onto her stomach with her head in your lap.

>"Only because it's you. If you tell anyone i swear to Twilight I'll-"

Rainbow! You can trust me, come on!

>You begin stroking her mane.

>She moves her head, guiding you to her favorite spots.

>You hear a funny noise from deep in her throat and she closes her eyes.

>Is this some pony version of purring?

>"Flitter lived near me in Cloudsdale."

 

 

>"There was this stallion I really liked. A lot."

>"He was older than me and was a great stunt flyer."

>"Every day I flew with him. He was my idol... Then one day..."

>You hear her grit her teeth.

>"One day I walked into Flitter's house to wake her up for our morning workout. And there they were."

>"Rutting on the floor."

>She looks up at you, "she knew. She knew how I felt about him. And she fucked him."

>You feel the effects of the booze wearing off and the onset of depression coming on.

>What could you do now?

>You never were great with consoling.

>How could YOU, a lazy loner make Rainbow Dash return to her normal self?

>There had to be some way to make her feel better...

>Make her feel better?

>Without a second thought you bring your arm around and run your fingers slowly across her cutie mark.

>She gasps and her wings shoot out.

>Her coat feels extremely warm under your touch and you work the mark in slow circles.

>"Anon wha- that feels..."

>She bites her lip and groans.

>Her hackles raise again, but this time in pleasure.

>A shiver works it's way down her back.

>Will she notice the tent forming in your jeans?

>That would be a yes.

>Rainbow jerks her head back a little, looks down at your crotch confused then smiles up at you.

>She moves back, then tackles you back onto the couch.

Rainbow wait!

>Her lips are pressed to yours and she clumsily kisses you over and over, grinding herself on your thigh.

 

 

>Why even fight it?

>You already filled a pony's throat with your seed...

>She looks at you breathing heavy with drooped ears.

>"A-anon you like me right?"

Why do you even need to ask at this point?

>She puts her head beside yours and pants into your ear, "You don't like Flitter do you?"

>Damn.

>You give a playful tug on her tail making her yip.

I can show you how I feel about you if you'd like.

>She gives you a mischievous look, "oh really?"

>You grab her under the wings and stand.

>She shrieks like a banshee and her eyes roll around.

>You drop her and quickly grab her head,

RAINBOW! Rainbow I'm SO sorry I was just trying to move you are you okay?!

>She makes a high-pitched moaning sound and sucks up some drool that escaped.

>"It didn't hurt... I *huff* I came..."

What?

>She looks down at the wet spot on your couch under her plot.

>"You made me cum..."

>Your pants are straining.

I'm sorry?

>She looks back up at you with lust in her eyes, "do it again."

>You smile and nod toward your room,

In there?

 

 

>You fall on your bed locked at the lips with the blue pony, careful to keep most of your weight off of her.

>Her kisses are still awkward and you can tell you are most likely her first.

>Your hands trail down her flank and dig into the flesh of her rear.

>She groans and bats her wings against your bed making a flopping noise on the mattress.

>Taking your mouth off of hers you go for something you've wanted for days,

>You grab a handful of her mane and breathe in it's scent deeply.

>It's not musky like you'd hoped since she hadn't recently worked out, but it still smelled great.

>Like the smell of approaching rain.

>She returns the affection by nuzzling into your neck and inhaling your own scent.

>"Are you going to put it in me or what? I'm soaking wet and ready to get rid of this virginity already."

>You don't need to be told twice.

>You undo your pants and yank them off along with your shirt and boxers.

>She can't help but stare at your erection.

>"Can I touch... first?"

>You present it to her and she lifts her hoof with a spaced-out stare.

>Her hoof gives a quick poke making it wobble.

Just...

>You take her hoof in your hands and slide it along the underside of your shaft.

>You inhale sharply through your teeth.

>Rainbow smiles, more confident now and strokes you unassisted.

>"You like that?"

>New idea!

Rainbow keep talking dirty to me...

>She uses both hooves to stroke you, "uh, alright.... you're a bad boy?"

Just... talk to me like I'm a slave!

>She pushes you onto your back and strokes with a new vigor, "scream my name you piece of garbage!"

RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!

>You buck your hips up and beg her not to stop.

>"You don't deserve it, but I'm gonna make you fill me with that thing!"

 

 

>She slams her mouth onto your cock and begins bobbing at a speed only she could achieve.

>You are instantly milked and blow your load against the roof of her mouth with a roar.

>She sputters and spits some out onto your leg, swallowing the rest.

>Her eyes go wide.

>"T-that... That's the saltiest thing ever..."

>She bends down and licks the gob she spit out.

>"I WANT MORE OF THAT!" her wings flap and she scrambles to lick every drop from your tip and suck more out.

Rainbow wait!

>She lets go.

You have to wait a little, see how it's going soft?

>"How long?!"

>You can see she's desperate for more.

>Her pupils are pinpricks.

Maybe five minutes?

>She groans, "that'll take forever..."

>You sit up and rub her chest,

We can do other things in the mean time.

>"Like?"

>You turn her around and press her head into the pillow, her back legs still extended.

>You flip her tail up onto her back and plunge your nose into her moist folds.

>"Yeeeeees!"

>She bites into the pillow groaning as you breathe in her musk deeply.

>You're already hardening up again but she can wait for her treat.

>Right now you take the opportunity to sniff as much as you can and collect some salty fluid onto your tongue.

>Her clit jabs out at you and you nip at it.

>This makes her legs wobble, "Anoooooooon oh my- Auuuuugh!"

>Clear liquid dribbles out of her pink slit, cascading over your lips.

>She arches her back like she's stretching, "CUM INSIDE ME NOW!"

 

 

>You grab her haunches and Driver Bang it home.

>She cries out as her virginity is taken and her legs give out.

>You hold her up and work like a Cog driving a piston.

>Her insides swallow you up and swell.

>The bed slams against the wall over and over as you ram into Rainbow's ass as hard as you can.

Do.You.Like.That.Rainbow?!

>"Oh god yeeessss..."

>Fluids rain down onto your sheets, musk fills the air and sweat begins to drip from both your bodies.

>She orgasms again, not used to human stamina and bleats like a wounded animal.

>"Please d-don't stop! Cum in me! CUM IN MY HOLE!"

>Never the one to disappoint, you slap her ass and give three last hard thrusts.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuuuuuuck!

>You splatter her pulsing insides with cum.

>"Oh I can feel it!"

>Croutching over her body, you rub the base of her wings as you feel your final shots of ejaculate pushed into her.

>She squeals and rolls around Jibbering, pulling herself from your cock.

>You collapse on the bed beside her and sigh, waiting for her last orgasm to subside.

>"Holy... Crap Anon!" She pants and rolls over to face you.

>Her musk is stronger than ever and you bask in it.

>"THAT was sex?!"

>You give her a peck on the lips and squeeze her,

Yes. Well, that was sex with ME.

>She opens her mouth to speak but stops.

What is it Rainbow?

>She pulls up something from under the pillow.

>Her spandex.

>Well shit...

>She smiles knowingly.

>"Now I know what you were rubbing it to..."

>She tosses them across the room, "you won't need them anymore."

>"And I still need another salt lick if you get me..."

>This was going to be a great week

>Cumming inside Rainbow Dash.

 

 

FIN