Title:           Braeburn is gay?
Author:          Slamnonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 29th of October 2016 08:38:04 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 29th of October 2016 09:05:40 AM CDT

"BRAEBURN GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE"
>Braebun limps down the stairs. "I'll have to use my mouth this time anon, I'm still a little sore."
"That's not what I'm calling you for damn it. Did you read the paper this morning?"
>You thrust the paper into his face ans watch Braeburn's eyes turn to pin pricks.
>"Anon I can explain"
"When were you going to tell me you were gay?"
>"Braeburn looks up to you red in the face," a-after you ate my ponut" he stammers.
"Unbelievable" you shake your head.
> "well I thought you would have caught on before i had to tell you."
"You said you were having mare trouble!"
>"Do you give head to every stallion that says that?"
"IT WAS A BRO JOB"
>You storm out of the house slamming the door behind you.
>You can't believe you've been fucking a gay horse this whole time.
>Here you are, drowning your sorrows in cake like the fat gay pig your are.
>You sit up from your cake and moping at the feelings at hooves around you neck. Someone could stand to touch your faggot ass?
>"Eating to stave off the smothering depression is my job" you hear pinkie singsong behind you. "Now what's got my nonny down in the dumps?"
>She pokes her head out from under the other side of the table and while you didn't see it, the pinkie that hugged you walked away.
>"Did you read Gabby's report in the paper?" You sigh, "Braeburn's g-gay..."
>She cocks her head in confusion. "Well yeah, aren't you two butt buddies?"
"We fucked but I didn't know he was gay, I just thought we were two bro's helping each other out" you explain.
>Pinky does a spot on nick young impression. "How is two stallions bucking not gay? Is this some Earth thingie I don't know about?"
>You figured she wouldn't understand, just like all your "straight" friends, who you were straighter than. They didn't appreciate feminine penis like you did.
"Yeah it's an earth thing."
>"No it's not you fag!" Nameless shouts across the room.
>"Hi Namey"
>"Better watch out pank, he might infect you with gay"
>That jerk.
>Why couldn't you be the ONLY human in Equestria?
>He's half the reason you have to settle for colt pussy, the other is....
>He's the only reason!
sniff- "None of you understand! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND" you run out of the store with tears streaming down your face.
>Worst.
>Day.
>Ever.
 
>Be Ponk
>Nonny must be sexually confused again.
>"Wow what a fag" namey says deadpan.
"You hurt his feelings! Now go after him and apologize." you urge him.
>"Why? cant he just accept how gay he is on his own?"
"You better cheer him up or you won't any butt"
>Namey sighs and starts after Nonny. You hate to see him go but love to watch him leave.
>Dat ass doe.
 
>Be nameless
>Anon's faggotry has reached critical mass, and now he's costing you pink marevag time.
>You find him crying under a willow tree mumbling something about gay horses and cashew butter when he sees you.
>"Go away, you're mean!" he sniffles.
>Oh boy
"Look dude I only heard bits and pieces of your talk, I thought you were just messing around.
>He wipes his eyes and looks at you, unsure if he believes you.
"If you and brae are an item I'm not judging.
>That's a damn lie, you're judging the shit out of them.
>"We weren't an item, I just wanted to help him out cuz he was having girl trouble"
"Why didn't you just introduce him to some girls if you thought he was straight?"
>"I wasn't exactly popular with the ladies at the time either"
"What do you m- OHHHH they were still mad about the punch bowl indecent?"
>"Yeah" he deflates.
"Well what happened was gay and there's no denying that"
>"But"
"You fucked a dude and liked it, that's what gay is" you interrupt."even if you somehow had straight intentions, what you did was gay."
>His eye's well up again.
"Hey hey hey, that doesn't mean you're gay" you reassure him.
>Yes it does.
"You just made an honest mistake"
>-sniff- "y-you know what? -sniff- your right." he picks himself up and dusts himself off.
>No, no you're not.
"Next time just don't get the guys rocks off on your own."
>"Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks dude" the "former faggot" hugs you and walks home.
> Anon might not be gay, but he is retarded.
>Now that that's taken care of, Pnky's gonna catch this meat.