- >"WHAT?!"
- >You wriggle out from under the unicorn, and beckon her to the mirror.
- >She gives you a flat stare.
- >"Anon, you dingus. I no longer have a reflection."
- >You look into the mirror.
- >You see yourself, the bed, bookcases, and all the other stuff that's supposed to be in a bedroom.
- >But you don't see Twilight.
- >You groan as you rub your temples.
- "OKay, fine. You've had some of my blood. Can you see into my thoughts again?"
- >Grinning at her, you imagine her wearing a sexy black saddle that makes her plot look FANTASTIC.
- >She grins at you.
- >"You naughty naughty human, Anon. Yes, I can see into your mind."
- >You nod, as you approach her, and start rubbing your hands on her neck again.
- >She shakes your head at you.
- >"Honestly, why were you freaking out like that? I thought I did something to your uh... manhood?"
- >You grimace.
- "I want you to see through my eyes when I find- aha!"
- >You find the two puncture marks, and focus on them.
- >You hear Twilight cast a spell.
- >"You know, Anon, your magic resistance is a very annoying trait. We could have -much- more fun together-"
- >She casts a spell again.
- >"- if I could just seize you with my magic, and ravish you."
- >Growling, she casts it again, and you actually feel a -presence- in your mind.
- >AHA! Gosh, this is much different from reading your surface thoughts.
- >What does 'UNF' mean?
- >And... you've really thought about me like this for so long?
- >TWILIGHT AHHHH! JUST STICK TO MY EYES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
- >Sweet Celestia, are humans really that violent?!
- >Twilight, this isn't fair. Can you please stick to the urgent matter at hand?
- >Fine. But you and I are going to talk about this.
- >Whoah.
- >Are those bite-
- >Yeah, those are bite marks. And vampires, or vamponies - they're known for mental manipulation, right?
- >You feel Twilight's presence retreat from your mind, as the unicorn curls up into a fetal position on the bed.
- >"Oh no. Oh no no no no! Somepony bit me! And turned me! This isn't a spell miscast! That means that there's a full-fledged vampony out there! NEAR PONYVILLE!"
- >She leans over, and grabs your face in her forehooves.
- >"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!"
- >You nod slowly.
- "Ponyville is in danger from a powerful magical predator?"
- >She gulps, and nods.
- >"Okay. Here's what we need to do. I'm going to write a letter to the Princess. You start gathering supplies. We're going to the Everfree forest to investigate."
- >You look out the window, to look at the moon hanging in the star-lit heavens, and wince.
- "Isn't the forest more dangerous at night?"
- >Twilight sighs.
- >"Yes. But we don't have a choice. If the vampony is still there, we need to act fast."
- >You nod slowly.
- "Yeah. Okay. But there's one more thing I can do."
- >She looks at you as she floats a parchment and quill to herself.
- >"Hmm, what?"
- >You swallow nervously, and bare your neck to her again.
- "Take... take some more. If we're up against another vampire, we're gonna need-"
- >Your voice breaks, and you clear your throat.
- "- we're gonna need every advantage. You're a powerful mage, and with enough blood... y-you should be more than a match for him."
- >You walk closer to her.
- "Take enough, but leave me capable of walking and doing stuff."
- >Twilight floats the writing implements from her, and looks at you with concern.
- >"Are you sure, Anon?"
- >You nod, and give her a brave smile.
- "You'd never hurt me, Twilight. I know that. And this is the smart thing to do."
- >She pats her hoof on the bed, and you sit down next to her.
- >A pair of purple hooves encircles you, as Twilight hugs you tightly.
- "Anon... every moment I spend with you, I'm convinced more and more that you're amazing!"
- >She gives you a kiss on the cheek.
- >You grab her chin, and kiss her passionately, as she returns in.
- >She breaks the kiss too quickly, and winks at you.
- "Anon, we really need to get going."
- >She then mutters something under her breath which you can't make out due to your sub-par human hearing.
- >Confound these ponies.
- >She snickers, as she nuzzles against you.
- >"I said, that when this is all over, I'm going to rut you until you're senseless."
- >You grin and bare it.
- >Your neck, that is.
- >She gives your bruise gently, leaving a sick trail of saliva, before placing her fangs on it in a familiar gesture.
- >You close your eyes, bracing yourself.
- >Her fangs increase their pressure, as your breathing intensifies.
- >They pierce the skin, and you involuntarily twitch.
- "L-love you, Twi."
- >She doesn't respond, other than to clamp her lips on your wound, and draws deeply from you.
- >The familiar tingling sensation spreads into your arms and limbs.
- >Who knew that having things other than your penis sucked would feel so good?
- >Twilight gives a chuckle with her throat, causing an adorable gurgling sound.
- >You ruffle her mane, as her horn glows and presses your hand, to keep it there.
- >You smile warmly, and continue to stroke her mane.
- >You feel your heartbeat slow slightly, and Twilight feels that too, as she takes her mouth off your wound, and gives it a slow sensuous lick.
- >You shudder in pleasure at her rough tongue, as she takes one final swallow, and looks at you with half-lidded eyes.
- >"Hey Anon?"
- "Mmm?"
- >"You're inside me."
- >You look at her with wide eyes, as she winks at you.
- >This mare. This fucking mare.
- >UNF.
- >You kiss her, tasting the blood inside of her mouth as you engage in ferocious tongue-to-tongue combat.
- >Your erection comes back in full force, but you ignore it.
- >Twilight breaks the kiss, and playfully bats at your erection.
- >Heh. Bats.
- >Get it, because she's a vampire now?
- >Somewhere else, Echo and Midnight sneeze in unison.
- >She pokes you in the lower back with your horn, causing you to jump up.
- >Surprisingly, your head is clear and you don't feel like falling down.
- >She really got better at sucking you.
- >RD would have a field day...
- >She floats her writing utensils, as she makes a dismissive gesture in the direction of the staircase.
- >"Okay, go get our travel supplies ready. We should be ready to go in 20 minutes!"
- >You nod at her, and go downstairs.
- >There, you become a bustle of activity as you grab her saddle-bags, and your knapsack.
- >You stuff them with water flasks, maps of the surrounding areas, and various other sundries.
- >Grinning, you make space for at least three books, because you know Twilight.
- >You pause, as you see that Rarity left her Celestia necklace.
- >You nod, as you approach it, and slowly put it on your neck.
- >Going into the kitchen, you find where Spike put the wreath of garlic, and put that around your neck as well.
- >You scrunch your face as you try to remember what vampire stakes are supposed to be made from.
- >Twilight trots from upstairs, holding a rolled up parchment.
- >"Rosewood or hawthorn."
- >You wince as you look at her, and notice that she doesn't want to get too close to you.
- >As you back up, she nods at you gratefully, and levitates her saddlebags onto herself.
- >"Good thinking. You should also grab an axe from my toolshed. There should be some rosewood by the entrance to the Everfree."
- >You nod, as you heft the knapsack onto your shoulders.
- "Shall we go, then, m'lady?"
- >She gives a grin at you, but which turns into a frown.
- >"I... I can't get close to you. Maybe you c-could-"
- >You hold your hand up, silencing her.
- "Say no more."
- >You stick the medallion into your pocket, and rip off two cloves of garlic.
- "Way I see it, the whole wreath was overkill."
- >She nods as she trots closer to you, and nuzzles against your leg.
- >"You're the best, Anon."
- >You snap your fingers, and grab her small hand-mirror, and scope out the area.
- >Same as before. You see stuff, yourself, but no Twilight.
- >Grinning, you give her a thumbs up, and she beams a smile at you.
- >"Yes! You're brilliant! That way you can check if the pony in front of you is a vampony or not!"
- >You take a slight bow.
- "And to think that I used to think reading 'Dracula' was useless."
- >She gasps.
- "Anon! What a thing to say! Reading is never useless!"
- >You nod, smiling, as she goes to wake Spike up.
- >The dragon grumbles, but sends the letter off in a burst of green fire.
- >Twilight leaves him with detailed instructions of what to do in case the letter returns while you're away.
- >She opens the door and trots out.
- >You follow her, as she opens the door to her toolshed for you.
- >You see an axe gleaming in the moonlight.
- >Wincing, you grab it, and stick it in one of the loops of your knapsack.
- >It feels... off to be wielding a weapon in Equestria.
- >It's a tool, sure. But it's also a tool. And you might have to use it to behead a pony. An undead one, but a pony nonetheless.
- >You shake your head, as Twilight places a hoof over your shoulder.
- >"You okay, Anon."
- >You sigh, and nod.
- "Yeah, just being philosophical and stuff."
- >She gives you a light hug.
- >"Come on. We're just going to investigate. I'd rather not get caught out in the sun, Celestia's Benevolence or not."
- >You nod, as she trots out, and you close the door behind you.
- >Both of you race down the empty, moonlit streets of Ponyville, lit only by the light of the moon.
- >Twilight knows that humans can't run as fast, but are more durable, so she races ahead of you, and waits for you to catch up.
- >As you approach her, she runs off ahead.
- >You slow down slightly as you see her run in the moonlight.
- >Her mane glistening in the starlight, her gorgeous flank pumping those legs, and the way her eyes shimmer when she looks back at you.
- >She smiles, and starts trotting towards you.
- >Crud, right, she can still read your thoughts.
- >"Mhmm. I know I shouldn't, but when you think such nice things about me..."
- >She leans over, and plants a quick kiss on your lips.
- >"Now come on, loverboy. We've got a long night ahead of us."
- >You grin, as you break into a hustle to follow her. You notice that she's now pacing herself to you, and looks at you more often.
- >She matches her pace to your and bumps into you, causing you to almost lose your balance.
- "Whoah, what gives?"
- >She giggles.
- "I just want you to know that you look very pretty while running too. Since you can't read -my- thoughts."
- >You smile, and reach over to stroke her mane.
- >She leans into your hand, and allows you to stroke it for a moment, before jumping away from you, and biting on it lightly.
- >The fangs scratch your skin and draw a little blood.
- >Her tongue licks your hand, as she swallows reflexively.
- >You pout at her, while she grins.
- "Sorry. You smell too good."
- >You grin at her, as you pick up speed as you get into the momentum of movement.
- >In about 20 minutes you both reach the main path into the Everfree Forest.
- >Twilight slows down as she looks around.
- >You, on the other hand can barely see anything.
- >It's too dark. You're used to the lights of civilization.
- >You take off your backpack, and take out a lightbug lamp, and tap on the glass, as it starts to glow ephemerally.
- >Twilight sucks in her breath as she points a hoof at a tree.
- "There. That's hawthorn."
- >You nod as you take the lantern and the axe.
- >Spitting on your hands, you pick out a nice branch, and in a couple of good strokes, chop it off.
- >You frown, and look at Twilight.
- "You know, I just realized I didn't actually bring the knife that Cast Iron made for me. It's back home."
- >She rolls her eyes at you, as she seizes the branch with her magic.
- >Suddenly, she screeches, and the aura fades, as smoke rises from her horn.
- >"Owie-owie-owie!"
- >You walk over to her, and blow on her horn, as she looks at you with tears glistening in her eyes.
- >"S-sorry Anon. My magic right now can't interact with it."
- "Right. Anti-vampire tree, right?"
- >She nods.
- >You exhale slowly, and hug her, blowing on her horn again.
- >She smiles at you.
- >"Thanks. That feels nice."
- >You hug her tighter, as she nuzzles against you.
- >Her heart is still beating rhythmically.
- >Hopefully, that's a good sign.
- "Okay. Not a problem. It'll take a bit longer, but I think I can do this with the axe."
- >You stand up, and chop the branch into three pieces.
- >Then, very carefully, you chop into each one of the pieces vertically, and break off the remaining stuff.
- >After about 20 minutes you're drenched in sweat, but you have three stakes.
- >Well, they look more like dull wooden lancets, but you're sure they'll get the job done.
- >Twilight approaches you, and licks your neck.
- "H-hey now. What do you think you're doing, you sexy unicorn you?"
- >She gives a throaty laugh.
- >"Sorry, Anon. You just smell so good!"
- >You grin, and plant a kiss on her muzzle.
- "Which is why -I- came prepared!"
- >You open the knapsack, and take out a bloodpack that you took from the fridge, and toss it at her.
- >Her eyes light up as she catches it in her telekinetic field, and bites into it.
- >She makes slurping and moaning sounds as she drains the bloodpack, and shakes her head at you.
- >"You are far too clever, Mr. Anonymous."
- >You blush at the compliment.
- "Well, hey. Us humans had to survive somehow, right? So we became cunning tool-users."
- >Twilight snorts.
- >"Yeah, with a dash of senseless brutality. I've rooted around in your memories, remember."
- >You frown, and scratch your head.
- >"It's okay. I also saw that -you- aren't like that."
- >You smile at her, as she hugs you.
- >"Now come on. We're wasting night-time."
- >You dust off your knees, and get up, sticking the axe back in its loop, and putting on your knapsack.
- >Exchanging glances, you both walk into the gloomy shade of the Everfree Forest.
- >You enter the Everfree forest, holding a lightning bug lantern in one hand, and axe in the other.
- >Twilight gives a light snort, when she sees you attempting to go full operator.
- >Too bad you can't make the cool hand signals with both your hands occupied.
- >"You know, I can still read your thoughts. Just saying."
- >You give her a beaming smile, as you start to think of sexy purple plot.
- >She blushes, and keeps walking, lifting her tail slightly.
- >DAYUM GIRL
- >You heft your axe, and peer into the darkness.
- >The Everfree forest doesn't freak you out as much, compared to the ponies.
- >Twilight thinks that this is because both you and it are extremely low in background magic.
- >Your personal theory is that it's just like a forest back on Earth.
- >You see Twilight cast a light spell ahead of you, as her horn begins to glow.
- >Her eyes are reflecting red, as she sniffs the air.
- >"Come on, Anon! It's not that far."
- >She trots ahead of you, as you follow.
- >About 10-20 minutes later, you arrive at a clearing.
- >Yeah, there was definitely some kind of fight here.
- >Some of the trees are scorched and broken.
- >Twilight sniffs the air, and nods.
- >"Well, I definitely detect manticore blood."
- >You examine the scorched trees for clues, but can't really find anything.
- >You put the lantern down and scratch your head.
- "So, assuming this vampire attacked you here, he decided to make it LOOK like a manticore attack?"
- >Twilight gulps, and nods, before scanning the area once again.
- >"I can't help feeling that he may be watching us right now."
- >You heft your axe on your shoulder.
- "Pfft. He'd have to get through my superior human senses first."
- >Twilight facehoofs.
- >"Anon, you couldn't even smell me when I was excited. And I've got preternaturally sharp vision. I can literally see every single one of your hairs."
- >You blink.
- "Wow. Nice. So, tell me Legolas, what do your elven eyes see?"
- >Twilight stamps her hoof.
- >"ANON STOP IT WITH THE BUCKING HUMAN CULTURE REFERENCES! It's very annoying, because you're the only one that gets them!"
- >You pout overdramatically.
- "Very well then. Be that way. But seriously, do you see anything?"
- >She shakes her head, before coming close to you, and sniffing at you.
- >"Well, I see a sexy human. Other than that, nothing. Or nothing important at any rate."
- >You gently touch the tip of her horn, which causes her to gasp slightly.
- "Focus, Twi. You can drain me dry later. Let's look for like... tracks, or something?"
- >She nods, as her horn begins to glow.
- >All of a sudden, there's a bunch of screeching and chittering that comes from the thicket.
- "What the hell?!"
- >A whole bunch of bats come wheeling out of the forest, flapping around, screeching, and being batty.
- >Twilight laughs, her horn still glowing.
- >"Scared you?"
- "Y-yeah, just a bit... what's the big idea?"
- >She gives a pony shrug.
- >"Figured we could use some extra eyes in the sky."
- "Good idea. So... do they see anything? Or sonar anything?"
- >She closes one eye, and looks at you with a condescending smile.
- >"Oh Anon. The whole "blind as a bat" thing is just not true."
- >You shrug, and nod.
- "Whatever. So, do they see anything?"
- >"No, they're still a bit disoriented from being controlled by me. Give them a minute or so."
- >You sit down on a convenient fallen tree, and Twilight jumps on your lap, her hooves draped over your knees.
- "Comfortable?"
- >"Quite."
- >The bats wheel about overhead, blurry silhouettes against the moonlit sky. Suddenly, they stop meandering about, and start doing purposeful loops.
- >Twilight's horn glows once again, as she closes her eyes.
- >"...Over there!"
- >She jumps off your lap, and gallops off to another of the fallen trees.
- >You follow her, as she sniffs around, and grasps something in her telekinesis.
- >She floats it up to you.
- >You groan loudly.
- "It's a black cape with red trim. Really?"
- >She also has an expression of mild disgust.
- >"So, wait... I was ambushed by a... CLICHE?!"
- >You pat her on the head.
- "Well, he probably mind controlled you, y'know?"
- >Her horn glows, and the bats fly off in different directions back into the forest.
- >"Remind me to bring some fruit out here next night."
- >You nod, and take the piece of cloth.
- "So, now what?"
- >She sniffs at the piece of cloak, and wrinkles her nose.
- "No scent. So, I guess we do this with magic!"
- >You sit down across from her, and smile at her.
- "Well, you got this in the bag, then. Just do a simple resonance stream, bounce it against the moon. You've got two sympathetic connections, so you should home in on him in no time."
- >She smiles and nods.
- >"I love it when you talk theory, Anon."
- >You grin back at her, as her horn glows once more.
- >Her eyes snap open, and the hair on your arms stands up as you hear a mournful howl.
- >"Are those... Timberwolves?!"
- >You scamper back up to your feet, and heft your axe up.
- >Glowing pinpricks of green eyes emerge from the shadows of the forest.
- >Two, four, eight...
- >Shit.
- >Twilight gulps nervously, as she drops the cloth, and her horn glows once more.
- >"Nnnnneigh! He's in there, controlling them right now!"
- >You heft your axe, as you see the timberwolves come into the circle of light.
- >Now all you need is a badass battle-cry.
- >Allons-y?
- >No, Twilight would geld you for a human culture reference. Plus, you're no Doctor.
- >Blood for... no, same reason. Cry havoc and let... too long.
- >A grin splits your face, as you lift the axe over your head.
- "RIP AND TEAR!!!!"
- >You charge the timberwolves, yelling at the top of your lungs.
- >Suddenly, a cloud of mist zips past you, and darts from wolf to wolf.
- >With a clacking sound, they fall apart as the cloud touches them.
- "Huh."
- >You lower your axe, as the mist solidifies, and turns into Twilight, who grins and bares your fangs at you.
- >"Cool trick, huh? I figured I might as well try some of my new powers. Ooh, I wonder if I could replicate this with my normal magic?"
- >You shake your head at the studious unicorn, and go pick up your lantern.
- "But you know what this means, right? He must know that we're here! Or he wouldn't have sicced his wolves on us."
- >She nods grimly.
- >"Good point. Let me cast the spell, and we'll track him down."
- >Her horn glows as she mutters calculations under her breath, while you look around, vainly trying to spot the other vampire.
- >”Speaking of, what kind of war-cry was that?”
- >You wince, and blush.
- “Just something I heard once, y'know?”
- >Her eyes open, and her horn stops glowing, as she points a hoof to her side.
- >"Got him! Okay, let's go!"
- >She starts trotting, as you struggle to keep up with her.
- >Noticing this, she slows down, as you silently race through the dim forest.
- >http://www.dlnexus.com/fan/music/10954.aspx
- >Your breath comes out as plumes of steam, as you avoid various obstacles, like rocks, bushes, and so on.
- >You come to a rickety bridge, which sways over a fog-filled chasm. There's a huge castle in the distance.
- >Twilight's eyes widen.
- >"No, this doesn't make sense! This is... these are the ruins of the old palace! We recovered the Elements from here!"
- >You whistle.
- "So, wouldn't this make it hallowed ground then, or something?"
- >She nods, looking confused.
- >"Let's just cross, see if the spell points us in the right direction."
- >She gracefully trots over the bridge, smiling to herself.
- >You, on the other hand, clutch at the ropes, holding on for dear life.
- >Twilight hums a little tune, as you gasp for breath, collapsing on your knees.
- "Oh sweet ground, how I missed thee!"
- >She giggles, and flicks you in the face with her tail gently.
- >"You're such a drama queen."
- >She looks around, and smiles.
- >"This reminds me of my first adventure with my friends. Rainbow Dash tied that bridge. I wish they were here."
- >You stand up, and hug her.
- "Why didn't we get them, anyway?"
- >She winces, and looks slightly away from you.
- "Well... I don't want to endanger them. I'm banking on my new powers, your magic resistance, and your strength."
- >You furrow your brow.
- >So you're expendable or something?
- >You open your mouth, and then close it.
- >The rest of them are Bearers of Harmony.
- >They saved Equestria a bunch of times.
- >They have a direct line to the Princess.
- >You, on the other hand, are just an ape without a home.
- >You grit your teeth, and nod.
- >Makes sense, right?
- >So... why?
- "Twilight?"
- >She turns around, and looks at you.
- >You keep your mind blank, imagining a wall.
- >Hopefully that'll work.
- >"Mmm?"
- "You do... care about me, right?"
- >She rolls her eyes.
- >"Of course I do, Anon. How could I not? You... uh, well, you.."
- >She blushes, and smiles at you.
- >"You mean so much to me. I mean, you're like... my best non-pony friend! And we're dating, so..."
- >She winks, and grins at you, eyes sparkling in the moonlight.
- >"Of course I care about you! I didn't mean to imply that you're like a pawn in my plans or something!"
- >You breathe a sigh of relief, and smile at her.
- >She groans.
- >"Oh come on! Did you -really- think that's what I meant?"
- "Uhhhh... well, maybe?"
- >She trots over, and pokes you in the butt with her horn.
- "OW!"
- >She blows some steam from her nostrils.
- "That's what you get for being so silly. And suspicious! Now come on, and get your stakes out. The spell is saying he's NOT in the castle."
- >You raise your eyebrows, stick the axe into your belt loop, and dig in your backpack for a stake.
- >You also pull the garlic from your pocket, and bite into it.
- >That is FOUL!
- >Ugh.
- >You make a face, and follow Twilight, who heads away from the castle and off to the side.
- >The fog clears away somewhat, and you witness a whole bunch of abandoned and ruined buildings.
- >Twilight's eyes flicker red.
- >"Gosh, this must be the old city! I didn't have much chance to explore last time... but when this is over, we're coming back here."
- >You nod, as you chew the garlic piece into the side of your mouth, storing it between your cheeks.
- >Like you're a fucking gerbil or something.
- "It's a date."
- >She looks back at you with bedroom eyes, and winks.
- >Not with her eyes though.
- >You feel yourself getting hard, while she smirks.
- >"It's nice to know I have you wrapped around my hoof. Come on, then."
- "I'm going to assume that you did not present yourself, and that we're actually focusing on wasting the vampire?"
- >She grins at you.
- "Well, yes. But mind you, I'd rather be doing the former and not the latter."
- "Hmm. I'd much rather spear you with this-"
- >You gesture down to your crotch.
- "-than this."
- >You wave the stake around."
- >Twilight stares at you, while you slowly cover your face with your free hand.
- "That was awful, wasn't it?"
- >She giggles.
- >"Yes. But cute!"
- >You chuckle.
- "Well, good. I'm not good at romantic talk in an abandoned city. It kills the mood."
- >Both of you start walking in the direction of Twilight's spell.
- >You come to what looks like a cemetery.
- >You groan once again.
- "So help me Celestia, if he is in a crypt, once we dust him, you're going to bring him back so that we can dust him again. I mean, can this get any more stereotypical?"
- >As though in response, you hear a door creak, followed by the sound of a hoof striking a forehead.
- >"He did. He really did open the door for us."
- >You both groan again, as you come to the mausoleum where the sound emanated from.
- >It's got stylized statues of two alicorns by the side, with a whole bunch of cutie marks done in a circle above the door, which yawns open, streams of fog flowing inside.
- >You exchange glances.
- >Twilight extinguishes the magic channeled through her horn, while you heft the lightning bug lantern, and grasp the stake in a reverse grip.
- >Both of you walk through door together.
- >Peering into the gloom of the crypt, illuminated by the lantern of your lamp, you cast your gaze
- around.
- >Fairly standard crypt, really.
- >A whole bunch of shelves with coffins, with plaques above them.
- >The air smells stale, and reeks of mold and decay.
- >Twilight looks up at you, and wrinkles her muzzle.
- >"I don't see, or smell anything."
- >You nod, and raise the lantern higher, trying to get more light out of it.
- "He's probably waiting in ambush. Waiting for us to drop our guard."
- >You go deeper into the crypt.
- >An eerie, high-pitched chuckle resonates through the air, as something whistles, and smashes your
- lightning bug lantern.
- >The fireflies escape, casting everything into an oppressive darkness.
- >You hear Twilight hiss next to you, as her eyes begin to glow red on their own.
- "Uh-oh."
- >"Anon, I can't see him!"
- >The eerie chuckle echoes through the crypt again, as a melodious female voice responds:
- >"Now, why would you assume I am a him, hmm? Truly, Twilight Sparkle, you are far too kind."
- >The female voice changes pitch slightly.
- >"Oh, help! I injured my leg! Can anypony hear me?!"
- >She chuckles, as Twilight hisses once again.
- >"You! I remember now! You had your leg pinned! And then... and then... oh merciful Celestia, you
- tricked me!"
- >You heft your stake up, holding your hand at the level of your eyes.
- "So, then. If you got us -this- good, then why don't you show yourself?"
- >The darkness rings with her laugh once more.
- >"Yes, I suppose so. FREEZE!"
- >You see a pair of red-tinted eyes blink open in front of you, as you feel your muscles stiffen.
- >Your throat will not work, as your eyes swivel around, trying to make anything out in this
- blasted darkness.
- >You see a match flicker in the distance, and then a torch bursts into flame, revealing a hooded
- pony shape.
- >Shifting your gaze to Twilight, you see that she's frozen mid-stride.
- >Looking back to the mysterious vampony, you see her light another torch, and throws her hood
- back.
- >She turns to face you, as you try to gasp, but fail.
- >She's a dark gray pegasus, with a white mane.
- >Kinda looks like a sexier version of Thunderlane really.
- >She takes a small bow, as her cloak hangs off her wings.
- >"Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a mare of wealth, and taste."
- >She gives another chuckle.
- "But you can call me Beckon Sail."
- >You try to groan through your stiff muscles, but can't.
- >When you finally kick the bucket, it will be due to a pun, you just know it.
- >She smirks.
- >"You can speak now. Though do remain immobile."
- >You feel the muscles in your mouth relax, and Twilight starts moving her own.
- "What-"
- >"How-"
- "Okay, you first."
- >"How did you manage to paralyze us like that!?"
- >The pegasus vampony gives a derisive laugh, as she approaches Twilight and you.
- >"Hmm, well. I sired you. You're bound to me by the ichor that runs through your veins."
- >She soars into the air, and pats you on the head.
- >"Whereas your trained ape here was just dominated by my vampiric talents."
- >She gives a throaty laugh, as she flies closer to you, and smells you.
- >"My my my. And I see you drank deeply from this one. Mmm. Mind if I have a taste?"
- >Twilight draws a deep breath.
- >"YOU STAY THE HAY AWAY FROM HIM!"
- >The pegasus flits to Twilight, and messes her mane up.
- >"I think you mis-spoke, slave. What you -meant- to say was, 'go ahead, mistress.' Now..."
- >She turns to you, and gives you a slow sensuous lick on your neck.
- >You snarl at her.
- >"...you, Twilight Sparkle, be quiet, and don't interrupt, unless it's important."
- >Her eyes flare red, as she gives you another lick, near your bruise.
- >"Mmmm. Sloppy, Twilight. Sloppy."
- >She bares her fangs, which are longer than that of Twilight, and places them on your neck.
- >Twilight hisses, but then composes herself.
- >"Beckon Sail, please... he doesn't have much left."
- >She lets go of your neck.
- >"Important to -me-, not you."
- >Spreading her wings, and wrapping them around you, she licks your neck again, and bites down,
- hard.
- >You snarl in pain once more, as the precious little life-blood rushes down her throat.
- >This feels much different from Twilight being gentle.
- >There's no feeling of pleasantness, only a numbness that spreads rapidly from your neck.
- >You feel yourself get colder, and the lights of the torches get dimmer.
- >You swivel your eyes to see the pegasus mare sucking greedily at her neck.
- >Her eyes are closed.
- >Shifting your eyes at Twilight, you see that tears are streaming down her cheeks as she catches
- your gaze.
- >She moves her mouth, but no words come out.
- >You feel your muscles weakening, as they lose their blood supply.
- >The arm that's holding the stake drops to your side.
- >You wink at Twilight, and give her a grin.
- >She notices, and gives a smile, then opens her mouth.
- >"Mistress? This is important to you!"
- >Beckon Sail tears herself away from your throat, and absently licks it, sealing the puncture
- wounds with her saliva.
- >"What is it, Twilight?"
- >The lavender unicorn bows her head.
- >"Do you know what species Anon is?"
- >The pegasus rolls her eyes, and turns to face her, but doesn't quite let you go.
- >"Do I care? He's some kind of ape, isn't he?"
- >Twilight looks up at Beckon Sail, while maintaining a neutral face, through tears that are
- already drying.
- >T:"He's a human."
- >B:"What does this matter to me, the sun burn you?!"
- >T:"Humans are resistant to magic."
- >B:"Hu-UGH!"
- >At those exact words, you summon up whatever strength you have left, and drive the stake into the
- chest of the pegasus mare, hoping that pony medical books were accurate.
- >They were.
- >With a blood-curdling shriek, the pegasus vampony falls to the ground, thrashing her limbs as she
- explodes into a cloud of fine dust.
- >You feel your muscle return to your voluntary control.
- >Twilight takes another step forward, before wheeling around to look at you.
- >"Anon, are you all right?!"
- >You wobble, and sit down on the steps leading back out.
- "Yeah. Just give me a moment."
- >You slowly fall against the wall, the strength leaving your body.
- >Twilight rushes up to you, and tries to prop you up.
- >"Anon?! Anon, no no no, how much did she take?!"
- >You give a weak shrug, resting your head against the stone walls.
- >They feel oddly soft, as the light keeps getting dimmer.
- "Hey Twilight."
- >You can barely make out her purple form next to you.
- >"Y-yes?"
- >You smile.
- "We beat the vampire, didn't we?"
- >She nods, rubbing away the tears in her eyes with her hoof.
- >"Yeah, we did. So, we won! The good guys win, and the girl gets the guy! That's how it goes,
- right?! And we get to live happily ever after!"
- >Your eyes mist over, making it even harder to see.
- "I love you, Twilight Sparkle."
- >Your vision is almost gone, as the last vestiges of light fade.
- >"Anon?!"
- >You hear Twilight shuffle next to you, as she sets down next to you.
- >"Please Anon... don't... just hold on!"
- >You smile.
- -WEIRD END-
- >"No. Not like this. This has to be good for something."
- >You feel Twilight move next to you, as she straddles you.
- >You smile weakly, even though you can't see her.
- "Really?"
- >She snarls something in response.
- >"No. It will not end. Not like this!"
- >You feel her leg press against your mouth, as something warm trickles into it.
- >Another hoof touches your throat as you swallow convulsively.
- >You feel a burning liquid go down your throat, and settle into your stomach, as it cramps in
- agony.
- "YAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
- >Your body arches, bucking Twilight off of you.
- >You black out.
- -some time later-
- >Your eyes open, and you look around.
- >You're still in the crypt.
- >There's a pile of dust by your feet, and Twilight is snoozing in the corner, resting on your
- emptied knapsack.
- >You stretch, and feel your bones creak, as you slowly sit up.
- >You feel kinda thirsty though.
- >Walking over to where Twilight is sleeping, you stop midway, because something is off.
- >You look around, and go back to the pile of ashes, kicking at it.
- >Nothing seems to happen.
- >Shaking your head, you try to remember what happened.
- >You beat the vampire... and then what?
- >You scratch your head, and take your water flask form the pile next to your pack.
- >The water rushes down your throat.
- >Your stomach clenches as you vomit the water back up, and start coughing.
- >Twilight's ear flicks, as she shifts from her position, and looks up.
- >"Anon! You're okay!"
- >You smile at her, and nod.
- >She's back to normal now.
- >No fangs, no red eyes.
- >Just the unicorn mare you fell in love with.
- >She runs over, and throws her hooves around your neck.
- >Your smile widens as your return the hug.
- >It feels so nice to have her heart beat... in synch... with yours...
- >You blink, and loosen your grasp.
- >Your heart.
- >It's not beating.
- >That's what has been bothering you.
- >And you're not breathing.
- >You look at Twilight, who winces.
- >"I'm so sorry! But you were dying, and-and, and I thought that this was the only way to save
- you!"
- >You look down at your hands, and stand up.
- >Walking over to the crypt wall, you ball your hand into a fist.
- -CRACK!!!-
- >With barely any effort you strike the wall with such force, that the masonry has cracked and
- chipped.
- >You look down at your fist, which is undamaged.
- >A word rattles around in your skull.
- "Tremor... tremendous... Tremere?"
- >Tremere?
- >Twilight gives you an odd look.
- >You grin widely, and throw your arms around Twilight again.
- "You saved my life, and made me... better than I was before!"
- >You wince as you say the little lie.
- >Sure you'll have to avoid the sun, unless Celestia grants you the same indulgence she did to
- Twilight.
- >And you're technically dead now.
- >And... you could turn into a monster.
- >Another problem swims into mind, as you sniff the air.
- >Twilight smells fucking fantastic.
- >And you're still thirsty.
- "Say, Twilight..?"
- -BAD END-
- >"No. Not like this. Please, Celestia, Luna... help him!"
- >You feel Twilight move next to you, as she straddles you.
- >You smile weakly, even though you can't see her.
- "Really?"
- >You feel her lips press against yours.
- >Parting your lips, you respond to the kiss, even though you can't see her.
- >You feel your tears mixing with those of Twilight.
- >You break the kiss, slowly.
- "Twi? I have a little bit left."
- >"Don't say that!"
- "Twilight, please. I'd rather it be over - quicker."
- >You hear her sniffling, as you attempt to reach her.
- >Your arms won't respond.
- >"I'm sorry Anon. I'm so sorry."
- >You feel her press herself closer to you.
- >"You smell so good. And... and my instincts are screaming to use you. They're yelling 'prey,'
- over and over again!"
- "Shhh. I want you to have this. Better you, than anybo-pony else."
- >You feel her fangs touch your skin, before they retract.
- >"Anon? I l-love you."
- >The fangs come back, and pierce your neck.
- >You feel your blood rush to your neck, as you go completely limp.
- "Love you too... Twilight."
- >She's full-blown bawling now, as she greedily drinks your blood.
- >The pleasant tingle spreads through your body like wildfire.
- >You don't even have time to get cold, or dizzy.
- >You black out.
- >And you don't wake up.
- >You are now Twilight Sparkle.
- >As the sweet ambrosia of Anon's blood ends, the enormity of the situation hits you.
- >He still looks like he's alive.
- >You blink tears out of your eyes, but they just won't stop rolling.
- >Your belly is swollen to full, as you hug his lifeless corpse.
- "Anon? I... I."
- >You collapse onto him, strength leaving your body, as your body is wracked with sobs.
- >Your horn tingles, and you raise your head to look through the crypt door.
- >The moon is barely visible.
- >Given the time of day, and the positioning of the crypt entrance, you figure you'll maybe have a
- minute.
- >You sigh, as you fall onto Anon.
- >Two dead things in their last embrace.
- >You... you don't even care if you turn back into a normal unicorn.
- >You close your eyes, and curl up on Anon's chest.
- >A wave of power surges over you, as you feel the torpor overtake you.
- >And just as quickly as it suffused you, it passes.
- >You blink, and run your tongue over your teeth.
- >No fangs.
- >You open your eyes, as everything is cast in the early light of the morning.
- >You're no longer a vampony.
- >You look down at Anon.
- >You close your eyes, and murmur a prayer to Celestia.
- >Never again will he do something silly as he goofs off.
- >Never again will you just stay up with him, reading, and bounce theories against him.
- >You'll never hear his voice again.
- >He'll never say how much he loves you.
- >And certainly nopon- nobody will ever make wild passionate love to you like that.
- >You murmur a prayer to the Princess, to guide his spirit home.
- >You slowly climb off of him, and look around.
- >Suddenly there is a bright flash.
- >Princess Celestia teleports in front of you.
- >Reflexively, you drop into a bow.
- >Instead, she walks over, and hugs you, neck pressing against yours.
- >Your heartbeat intensifies, as you strat crying into her feathery wings.
- "Princess?! WHY?! We beat her! We turned her into dust! We were supposed to be happy together!
- I... I want him baaaaack..."
- >The Princess doesn't say anything, and just lets you cry your heart out.
- >Finally, you heave your last sob, and collapse to the ground, strength having failed you.
- >Celestia's voice fills the room.
- >"It's always painful to lose a loved one, Twilight. But the biggest lesson is that -your- life
- goes on. He will always be there. In memory, perhaps, but would you rather not known him at all?"
- >You shake your head, as the Princess leans down, and raises your chin with her hoof.
- >"He saved Ponyville. He saved you. The situation was much more dire than you knew. The vampony
- had subverted the Bearer of Magic. Had you been under its thrall.."
- >She stands up, and you follow suit.
- >She looks over Anon's corpse, as she nods.
- >"He will be given a hero's funeral."
- >You look up at her, and nod.
- >"Let it be known then, that Anonymous, the Last Human, has laid his life down for Equestria. Let
- his legend spread forth, for I, Celestia, Princess of Equestria, and Keeper of the Sun, decree it
- so."
- >You sob quietly.
- >He still won't come back.
- >No matter what you do, no matter how powerful you become, he's gone.
- >Forever.
- -GOOD END-
- >"No. No, I won't let it end."
- >You hear her gallop away, and the tell-tale sound of magic.
- >"Please please please tell me you brought- YESSSS!"
- >You hear her gallop next to you, as she drops something on your stomach.
- >She brushes your lips with a kiss, before moving away.
- >"I'm not sure why, but I am -so- glad you brought surgical tubing. There's still two blood packs
- left!"
- >You wince weakly.
- "Twilight? Thanks, but... human and pony blood are incompatible. Different species."
- >She chokes out a laugh.
- >"I'm fairly talented at transformation magic. And I have a template to work with!"
- >You hear her heave something up, as it splashes against the cold floor of the crypt.
- "Is that... is that my blood?"
- >You hear Twilight cough and sputter.
- >"Yeah... thank Celestia vamponies actually have a vomiting reflex."
- >You feel the weight lift off your chest, with the more magic in the air.
- >"Uhhh... Anon? We never did complete that human anatomy chart though."
- >You groan lightly.
- "Pick up my arm, and twist it about the axis approximately 180 degrees."
- >You feel a magic field seize your arm.
- "WAIT! Just the lower arm! Below the elbow."
- >You hear Twilight laugh sheepishly.
- >"Did I almost twist your arm off."
- >You smile weakly.
- >Your arm gently turns, as your blood vessels are exposed.
- "See it?"
- >"Yeah. I can -sense- it. You wouldn't believe how badly my instincts are screaming to finish you
- off right now."
- >You swallow nervously.
- "Uhhh..."
- >You feel something sharp press against your vein.
- "Twilight, that's a needle, right? Twi?"
- >Something sharp presses into it, as you wince.
- "OW!"
- >Everything is quiet for a couple of moments.
- >Suddenly, you start to feel better.
- >The darkness fades from your eyes, as the crypt swims back into view.
- >Twilight is squeezing a blood pack that is connected to your arm by surgical tubing.
- >She's biting her lip, as sweat beads on her forehead.
- >You give a glance outside.
- >The sun is about to come up.
- "Twilight?"
- >She nods impatiently, as the light creeps rapidly towards her.
- >You struggle to get up, but your muscles are still too oxygen deprived.
- >The light hits her.
- >You close your eyes, as she begins to...
- >Goddammit.
- >She begins to live up to her name.
- >Twilight... sparkles.
- >You can see her eyes turn back to their regular purple hue, and her fangs retract back into her
- mouth.
- >Her magic fades for a moment, but then she catches the bag as it's about to hit the ground, and
- flashes you a grin.
- "Welcome back to the world of the living, Twilight!"
- >She grins wider, as she disconnects the now-empty bag, and hooks up the next one.
- >The blood rushes into you, as you finally manage to sit up.
- >Twilight has a look of intense concentration on her face, as she channels magic into the bag.
- >Finally, after what seems like hours, she lets that one go as well, and collapses onto her
- haunches.
- >"Phew. I'm exhausted. We've been up all night."
- >You attempt to scramble to get up, but she raises a warning hoof at you.
- >"Ap! You stay put."
- >She trots over to you, and plants yourself on your lap.
- >Your hand is seized in a telekinetic grip, and is placed on her head.
- >You grin at her, and begin to stroke her mane, and scratch behind her ear.
- "So... the bad vampire is dusted."
- >You kick at the dust with your foot, as it blows away on the wind.
- >"Mm. The hero is saved."
- "The maiden is rescued."
- >Twilight looks at you, with smoldering bedroom eyes.
- >"And the hero gets the girl."
- >You grin hugely, as you slowly run your fingers down the spiral of her horn.
- >Immediately, Twilight shivers, and grinds a bit on your crotch.
- >Biting her lower lip, she looks at you.
- >"Do you, uh. Think everything works down there? You did lose a lot of blood."
- >Instead you lean over, and kiss her.
- >Her mouth opens, as you insert your tongue into her.
- >She moans slightly, as her tongue begins to grapple with yours.
- >You place your other hand onto her pleasantly plump flank, and give it a squeeze.
- >She intensifies the kiss, and her tongue is now in your oral cavity.
- >Once again, she has reach, you have flexibility.
- >You trace her cutie mark against her flank, which causes another pleased moan to escape her.
- >Your hand gently runs down to her marehood.
- >Moving your hand away, you hug her, as you lie down, and lift her slightly higher.
- >She breaks the kiss, and looks at you, frustration evident in your eyes.
- >"What-"
- >You press your mouth against hers again, as your hand darts down, and your fingers into her
- marehood.
- >She gasps, and returns the kiss, as her vaginal muscles clamp down.
- >You twist your fingers just so, which causes her to become slicker.
- >Her horn grows warm under her touch, as you stroke that spot over and over again.
- >You feel your dick rise to the occasion.
- >Twilight closes her eyes, as her horn surges with magic.
- >Your pants fucking FLY off.
- >You feel her msucles spasm rhythmically, as she lets out a soft whimper.
- >She breaks the kiss, and looks at you, with a wild look in her eyes.
- >"I need you. Inside of me!"
- >She lowers herself on your engorged member, moaning softly.
- >You throw your head back as her warmness engulfs you.
- >Placing your hand behind her, you roll over so that you are on top, as you begin thrusting inside
- of her.
- >She seizes your head with your telekinesis, and practically jams her horn down your mouth.
- >You narrowly avoid having your teeth knocked out, as you run your tongue down the groove of her
- horn.
- >Her vaginal muscles are practically writhing on your dick as you thrust deeper into her.
- >She gasps in pleasure as an orgasm shudders through her.
- >You slap her flank, which elicits another moan.
- >Meanwhile you keep teasing her horn, as it shoots out a tingly spark of magic into your mouth.
- >Everything tastes like some kind of fruity drink.
- >She's dripping mare juice all over your crotch, as you slap her flank again, causing her to throw
- her mane back, and start working in tandem with your thrusts.
- >Snarling as the waves of pleasure course through you, you bury yourself up to the hilt into her,
- as you spill your seed into her.
- >Twilight cries out, as she presses herself against you, another orgasm that causes her to breathe
- heavily.
- >You give her horn one last lick, as she removes it from your mouth, and collapses against her
- chest.
- >You drape your arm around her, and roll over so that she's on top of you again.
- >Her hooves encircle you, as she rests her head against your beck
- >"Never going to let you go, Anon, you know that."
- >You smile, and start running your hand through her mane.
- "I wouldn't want you to. My Twilight."
- >She gives a soft laugh, as she nuzzles against you.
- "Anon. Xenophile. Necrophile. And the pon- human who took my virtue. Twice."
- >You blush, as you grin at her.
- "Well, I consider myself lucky then."
- >She yawns, and looks at you with sleepy eyes.
- >"I don't know about you, but I am exhausted. Mmm. Transformation, magic, and mind-blowing sex..."
- >You reach over, and pull your backpack to yourself, taking out a small blanket.
- >You rest your head against the backpack, as you cover both yourself and Twilight with it, and hug
- her tight.
- >You yawn.
- "Sleep well, Twilight."
- >She nuzzles against you, heart beating in unison with yours.
- "You too, Anon."

