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By: ShyMod on Jul 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.26 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day, insert horse pun here.
  2. >You had grown to like Applejack.
  3. >A lot.
  4. >And so you finally confessed to her and to your surprise, your feelings were mutual!
  5. >You hadn't realized then, that that was the biggest mistake you had made.
  6. >Applejack was fine during the day, but was terror during the night.
  7. >Rewind a couple weeks ago.
  8. >You and your marefriend had just gotten back from a night out at the town.
  9. >Really, it was just have a meal then get smashed on cider.
  10. >You opted to stay sober this time as AJ got... reckless when drunk.
  11. >The night had passed rather smoothly surprisingly and you two returned home with out hassle.
  12. >You and her just dropped into bed, too tired to do anything but sleep at this moment.
  13. >You prayed that she wouldn't do what she had done the past three nights.
  14. >You were too far gone in your rest to care and you let the darkness take you.
  15. >There's the sound of rustling sheets and mumbling.
  16. >You groggily open your eyes to find Applejack arranged in a strange position, her hooves aimed at your crotch.
  17. >She mumbles again and before your sleep addled brain can react, her hooves made contact with your balls with Hulk like strength.
  18. >Your eyes tear up and you fall off the bed, curling into a ball.
  19. "M-my apples"
  20. >You whimper
  21. >Never date an Apple