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Shorts - Caught fapping

By: Shorts_Guys on Jul 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.69 KB  |  hits: 48  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous
  2. >And for once, Echo isn't annoying you.
  3. >When you got up in the morning, there was a plate of toast, buttered and ready for you before work, with a cup of tea.
  4. >Work was pretty relaxed that day, only a very few ponies had come to the stall to buy some of the flowers, which gave you time to think to yourself.
  5. >When you got back to the flat, Echo was kind enough to have another cup of tea ready.
  6. >And now, well... You have nothing to do.
  7. >Your book is pretty much finished up - You read through the last parts last night - and you think all of your friends are busy.
  8. >Echo said she wanted to try and cook dinner tonight, which has given you some free time.
  9. >Well, there's only thing for it!
  10. >Time to fap.
  11. >You look around the living room for something to do, anything but fapping, but find nothing.
  12. >With a sigh, you stand up and walks out of the room, glancing into the kitchen as you pass.
  13. >It looks like whatever is in the pan is going to burst into flames and potentially burn the flat down, but you aren't that bothered right now.
  14. >You head up the stairs and into the bathroom, closing the door behind you.
  15. >And with that your trousers and pants hit the floor, and your wonderous monkey dick flops out like nobody's business.
  16. >A pleasant breeze passes through the nearby open window as you go over to the toilet - Your preffered fap... Place? You don't know why you like it there, you just... Do it.
  17. >And you get to work, thinking of the hottest women from back on your planet.
  18. >It may have been a few years since you last saw a human, nevermind a woman, but all the hotties are fresh in your perverted mind...
  19. >A particular thought of Me-
  20. >Oh god, is the door opening? YOU FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR?
  21. >You freeze and stare at the door as it fully opens to reveal Echo, only to freeze up herself when she notices your dick in your hand.
  22. >The two of you just stare at each other for a good thirty seconds, both frozen as you process what's going on.
  23. >Eventually Echo speaks up, her cheeks flushing a deep crimson.
  24. >"I-I'm just gonna go and pretend I never saw this." She says hurriedly and walks away, leaving the door open.
  25. >Boner = dead
  26. >Urge to fap = Gone with the wind
  27. >God damn it...
  28. >Sighing to yourself gently and reach down and pull up your pants and trousers, grumbling about how you were close to cumming.
  29. >Oh well, at least you can check on the food.
  30. >Closing the toilet door after you, you head down the stairs and peer into the kitchen, seeing Echo has gone missing.
  31. >Black smoke is pouring out of one of the pans and out of the kitchen window, a cause for concern.
  32. >You walk over and quickly turn off the eletric - You hate electric grills - and look down into the pan.
  33. >Whatever was in the pan has burnt horribly into a blackened crisp, and you are unable to identify what it once was.
  34. "Echo really needs to brush up on her cooking skills..."
  35. >You mutter to yourself as you grab the pan and walk over to the bin, pushing your foot down on the pedal thing at the bottom.
  36. >You tilt the pan as the bin lid slides open and watch as the burnt food drops away into the black abyss known as the bin.
  37. >You release the bin pedal thingy and turn away as the bin lid closes, looking over the rest of the pans.
  38. >Whatever was once within the pans has now literally burnt away to nothing, leaving the pans empty.
  39. >Did Echo just leave this...?
  40. >You shake your head as you grab all the pans, clean them up and put them away.
  41. >Okay, you'll cook later.
  42. >For now you need to find out where Echo is.
  43. >Did you scare her off when she found you jerking it in the bathroom?
  44. >Oh god, is she gone forever?
  45. >...You were coming around to liking her...
  46. "Echo, where are you? Please don't tell me you've run off!" You yell, hoping for response. You don't get one.
  47. >For the next five minutes you walk and shout around the house, hoping to find Echo hiding somewhere.
  48. >You give up after five minutes and sit yourself back down in your chair in the living room, and think to yourself.
  49. >How could you of forgotten to lock the damn door, for christ's sake?
  50. >Damn it...
  51. >You sigh and close your eyes, usually this helps you think...
  52. >But knowing you, you drift off to sleep within a minute of having them closed.
  53. >A while later you wake up to a clutter in the kitchen.
  54. >Is there a thief in the flat? Oh no they don't!
  55. >You leap up from your chair and dash into the kitchen, to find...
  56. >...Echo getting out pans.
  57. "Don't get those pans out. Last time, you burnt most of the food into nothing and the rest of it was blackened beyond belief.
  58. >Echo turns to you and coughs awkwardly.
  59. >"So that's why the pans weren't up on the grill when I got home..."
  60. >...
  61. >The two of you just stand and look at each other, waiting for the obvious to be said.
  62. >"Okay maybe I shou-"
  63. "I shouldn't have be-"
  64. >You both talk at the same time and cut each other off, and stare at each other for a few seconds.
  65. >"You go first, Anon."
  66. >Nodding your head, you talk first.
  67. "Okay, I got really bored and decided to jerk it off, and you walked in. What else do I say?"
  68. >Echo gives you a deadpan look.
  69. >"Maybe you should remember to lock the door, alright? Kekeke..." The snicker at the end just makes you HNNNNNNNNG.
  70. "Okay, fine. I'm sorry, blah de blah."
  71. >"But seriously, if you're alone and bored, you could talk to me... We could do stuff..."
  72. >At this point, the bat pony is blushing profusely and is starting to stammer, which makes you HNNNNNNNNNNNG more.
  73. "We don't need to make this awkward, Echo. Seriously."
  74. >You watch in amusement as she continues to stutter and look at anything but you.
  75. >Eventually you speak up, just to help Echo out of the hole she's digging.
  76. "It's fine that you want to... Do stuff, with me-"
  77. >"That's what she said! Kekeke..."
  78. >God damn it, Echo.