- >Day iduntgiveafuck in Equestria
- >After noticing how much Twilight send letters to the princess you decide you want in on that
- >Just to fuck with them of course
- >After convincing Lyra to help you she makes a magic equivalent to a wire tap for you
- >Now we wait
- >Sometime later the little metal box flares up and spits out a letter
- >Bueno
- >Opening it you find it to be a friendship report
- >Pffft what garbage
- >You tear it up and write down a new one
- >You grin and put it back in the box
- >Here comes the fun...
- ~~~~
- >Celestia looks down at the letter with surprise
- Dear Princess Celestia,
- I think you are SOOO sexy, and you gif me a lady boner
- Will you shit on my chest?
- Love Twilight
- >Celestia lights up her horn to get ready for a teleport
- >If this is what her student wants...
- >The sun goddess grins
- >...Then its what she gets
- ~~~~~
- >You walk though town hoping to see your handywork soon
- >Sure enough
- >You see Twilight race out of the library screaming at the top of her lungs
- >Celestia pokes her head out the door
- >"Is that a no?" She calls
- >Lulz were had that day
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