- >Day wiener in Land o Horse
- >You are a chronic masturbator, to the point where you play with your junk in public
- >Its no different here
- >Walking around town with your hand down your pants you notice that the p0nies are staring
- >Not one fuck
- >Finally a mare comes up to you
- >”Umm, if you don’t mind me asking, what are you doing?”
- >Oh shit nigger, think of something
- “Oh umm, old human custom, Yeah! Ancient even”
- >Some whispering erupts
- >”Well, I don’t want to be insensitive…”
- >She cups your junk
- >Hello erection
- >The other looks around and murmur
- >”If its tradition we should welcome it?”
- >Agreements all round
- >Yes
- >YES!
- >All of the p0nies in town here of it and come out to play with your dick
- >Oh god, so much equine fondling
- >So many hooves down your pants
- >fgdhshdgfhdg
- >It how all of them greet you now, with a cup of your cock
- >Somedays you would lay down on the playground and little fillies and colts would use your rod as a maypole
- >Other days you would get p0nies from other towns come just to molest you
- >Glorious…
- >Finally a rumor started that your penis is good luck
- >From everywhere around Equestria p0nies would come to p0nyville to ask you to slap them in the face with your junk
- >Then came the best part
- >The first Church of Anon Shlong
- >There were a thousand conversions overnight
- >Every Sunday p0nies gather in the great cathedral to watch you drop your pants and spin your meat, singing hymns all the while
- >Celestia had enough and came to do battle with you
- >She fired a bolt of lightning at you
- >Only for your holy rod to absorb it and fire it back
- >In a flash, she was gone, and all her power rushed to you
- >To raise the sun, you wack it with the speed of Kenyans
- >And that is how, new Equestria was founded…
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