/r/ Oneshot "Love-Hate Relationship"

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>Day unfaithful in Equestria, Canterlot Palace
>You glare down at the pink alicorn who stares hatefully back
>Her name is Cadance, princess of the crystal kingdom
>And by god, you hate this bitch…
>Even after marrying the unicorn with the surfer voice, Shining Armor was it? She used her love magic to fuck with other people’s lives and get them to do things for her
>More than once you had called her out on it
>And more than once she has given you shit about it
>Which leads you to now
“Look Candy-ass, I’m serous, you need to stop with all this almost mind control bullshit. It’s not right”
>Her stare intensifies “Who are you to lecture me on how I use my magic? If I recall, you can’t use it!”
“Like I want to get mixed up in all your freaky-deeky magic”
>Cadance smiles maliciously “Well maybe if you could use it, you could get a mare to want your nasty monkey dick”
>Nasty monkey dick?
>Bitch, now you're going to get it
>You raise your hands in mock defeat
“You wanna be like that? Fine, come with me, I’ve got something that might change your mind”
>You turn and walk away
>She rolls her eyes and follows along
>You both arrive at a guest room
>Making a mocking ‘ladies first’ motion you let her in first
>Cadance passes you with an up turned nose
>Not for long…
>You walk in behind her and close the door
>”Well? What did you want to show me?” she asks with a raised eyebrow
>You say nothing and slowly stalk towards her
>She backs up half a step “Anonymous? What are you doing?”
>Closer…
>A full step this time, now with a hard edge to her voice “Anon, I don’t know what you are doing, but you best stop”
>Closer…
>She lays her ears back flat and begins to look scared “Anonymous, I-I’m warning you…”
>Now you cross the distance in one larger step and pin her to the floor back first as fast as you can
>She struggles but can’t break free
>”S-stop this! You can’t-!”
>You force your lips on to hers
>She struggles her face away from yours “You can’t do this! This is rape!”
>Oh really?
>You lower your mouth to her ear
“It’s not rape if you like it” you whisper
>”And who said I-Ahhh!” you cut her off by bringing your mouth to her ear and nibbling the appendage as gently as you could while lowing a hand down to her crotch
>Her nether lips are slick with natural lube
>Wet already?
>Cadance you naughty bitch
“What were you saying?”
>She stares daggers at you “I said fuck you!”
“Other way around, but you get the idea”
>Keeping her pinned, you slide you hand back down and slip a finger into her hot depths
>”Ahhhhahhha!”
>Music to your ears
>Sticking another in, you start to finger fuck Cadance at a sedate pace
>”No! stooooooop…”
>You just speed up
>As you had read in an anatomy book, she has no sexual stamina and gasps only 10 seconds after the start, clenching your fingers tightly, drenching your hand in mare cum as she grits her teeth, a pleasured hiss escaping her
>Looking her in the eye, you bring the wet fingers in front of her panting face, and slowly lick them clean
>Her face goes red and she turns her head way
“Hmm, tastes like arousal to me, you sure you’re not liking this?”
>”Let me up…” Cadance grumbles
>May as well
>You stand and let her go
>She slowly get up and looks at you with a baleful expression, before flying up to your height and wrapping her fore hooves around your neck and pulling you into a kiss
>You wrap one arm around her and cup her face with your free hand, falling back onto the bed as you did so
>You feel Cadance grind herself on your crotch as your tongue wrestled with hers
>”This is” *smooch* “Sooo” *kiss*” Wrong…” she gets out between lulls in the kiss
“You” *smack* “love it”
>You reach a hand down and undo your fly, letting your now straining erection out
>Cadance feels it poke her belly and lifts herself off of you some to look at it
>”I knew it wasn’t all that big…” she mumbles
“Oh really?”
>You grab her hips and force her down, spearing her in one go
>She throws her head back and almost screams and you grunt as how unexpectedly tight she is
>Seeing as Cadance is still in shock, you tighten your grip in her hips and begin lifting and lowering her
>She snaps out of it and takes over herself, mashing her sex to you as hard as she could
>Again she takes almost no time and lets out a throaty moan, constricting your shaft and letting loose a squirt of mare juices
>She stops to catch her breath
>Hmm, how about no?
>You grab the pink p0ny and flip yourself and her over, so that she is laying on the bed
>You give her an almost sadistic grin
“You casual”
>Pulling back to that just the head of your shaft remains inside the princess’s velvety depths, you slam back in, making her hips and yours meet with a smack
>Cadance gasps and looks ready to cum again
>Time to ruin this mare
>Sorry Shining
>You pull back again and as fast as you could slide back in, repeating over and over and setting a hellish pace
>The bed squeaks in protest of the abuse as you fuck the pink mare into next week
>”Ohhhhhh! You fucking monkeyyyyy!” she almost screams as she rides out another orgasm only to be brought to a new one almost instantly as you angle your shaft to collide with her g-spot
”Ha… yep that’s the ha… idea”
>You pound the alicorn relentlessly though almost 9 very wet and loud maregasms
>”Hoooooow are you still goooooin-AHHH!” Cadance forces out right before another wave of bliss overtakes her
>You turn her to her side and grip her leg, swapping positions before answering
“Just the * grunt* magic of hot monkey dick bitch!”
>”I don’t believe that OHHH! For an instant shithead!”
>You just scowl and speed up, forcing her to stop talking in favor of moaning
>Realizing that you could get more penetration without this postion, you bring your arms under her and lift her rear end, so that she is face down, ass up with you overtop of her
>To your surprise she protests none, and only buries her head into a pillow, stopping herself from screaming at how deep you can reach inside her now
>Griping her small but toned buttocks, you speed up to as fast as you can humanly thrust, jackhammering the royal mare, filling the room with the sound of flesh meeting flesh
>After another set of orgasms from the pink mare you finally feel your peak approaching
>She must have known too
>”You better finish inside if you know whats good for you!”
>You don’t answer, and instead thrust as hard as you can into her
>Here it comes…
>You growl and hilt yourself and hard as you can, right before you explode inside of her, coating her insides with your seed
>Cadance screams and her snatch latches onto your length like a vice, milking every bit of semen from you
>Once her grip on you relaxes, you pull out and fall to the bed next to her
>You look at the panting mess of a p0ny
>She catches enough breath to talk “Same time next week, and not a word to anyp0ny, got it monkey man?”
“Gotcha your bitchyness”

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>Day unfaithful in Equestria, Canterlot Palace     
>You glare down at the pink alicorn who stares hatefully back
>Her name is Cadance, princess of the crystal kingdom
>And by god, you hate this bitch…
>Even after marrying the unicorn with the surfer voice, Shining Armor was it? She used her love magic to fuck with other people’s lives and get them to do things for her
>More than once you had called her out on it
>And more than once she has given you shit about it
>Which leads you to now
“Look Candy-ass, I’m serous, you need to stop with all this almost mind control bullshit. It’s not right”
>Her stare intensifies “Who are you to lecture me on how I use my magic? If I recall, you can’t use it!”
“Like I want to get mixed up in all your freaky-deeky magic”
>Cadance smiles maliciously “Well maybe if you could use it, you could get a mare to want your nasty monkey dick”
>Nasty monkey dick?	
>Bitch, now you're going to get it
>You raise your hands in mock defeat
“You wanna be like that? Fine, come with me, I’ve got something that might change your mind”
>You turn and walk away
>She rolls her eyes and follows along
>You both arrive at a guest room
>Making a mocking ‘ladies first’ motion you let her in first
>Cadance passes you with an up turned nose
>Not for long…
>You walk in behind her and close the door
>”Well? What did you want to show me?” she asks with a raised eyebrow
>You say nothing and slowly stalk towards her
>She backs up half a step “Anonymous? What are you doing?”
>Closer…
>A full step this time, now with a hard edge to her voice “Anon, I don’t know what you are doing, but you best stop”
>Closer…
>She lays her ears back flat and begins to look scared “Anonymous, I-I’m warning you…”
>Now you cross the distance in one larger step and pin her to the floor back first as fast as you can
>She struggles but can’t break free
>”S-stop this! You can’t-!”
>You force your lips on to hers
>She struggles her face away from yours “You can’t do this! This is rape!”
>Oh really?
>You lower your mouth to her ear
“It’s not rape if you like it” you whisper
>”And who said I-Ahhh!” you cut her off by bringing your mouth to her ear and nibbling the appendage as gently as you could while lowing a hand down to her crotch
>Her nether lips are slick with natural lube
>Wet already?
>Cadance you naughty bitch
“What were you saying?”
>She stares daggers at you “I said fuck you!”
“Other way around, but you get the idea”
>Keeping her pinned, you slide you hand back down and slip a finger into her hot depths
>”Ahhhhahhha!”
>Music to your ears
>Sticking another in, you start to finger fuck Cadance at a sedate pace
>”No! stooooooop…”
>You just speed up
>As you had read in an anatomy book, she has no sexual stamina and gasps only 10 seconds after the start, clenching your fingers tightly, drenching your hand in mare cum as she grits her teeth, a pleasured hiss escaping her
>Looking her in the eye, you bring the wet fingers in front of her panting face, and slowly lick them clean
>Her face goes red and she turns her head way
“Hmm, tastes like arousal to me, you sure you’re not liking this?”
>”Let me up…” Cadance grumbles
>May as well
>You stand and let her go
>She slowly get up and looks at you with a baleful expression, before flying up to your height and wrapping her fore hooves around your neck and pulling you into a kiss
>You wrap one arm around her and cup her face with your free hand, falling back onto the bed as you did so
>You feel Cadance grind herself on your crotch as your tongue wrestled with hers
>”This is” *smooch* “Sooo” *kiss*” Wrong…” she gets out between lulls in the kiss
“You” *smack* “love it”
>You reach a hand down and undo your fly, letting your now straining erection out
>Cadance feels it poke her belly and lifts herself off of you some to look at it
>”I knew it wasn’t all that big…” she mumbles
“Oh really?”
>You grab her hips and force her down, spearing her in one go
>She throws her head back and almost screams and you grunt as how unexpectedly tight she is
>Seeing as Cadance is still in shock, you tighten your grip in her hips and begin lifting and lowering her
>She snaps out of it and takes over herself, mashing her sex to you as hard as she could
>Again she takes almost no time and lets out a throaty moan, constricting your shaft and letting loose a squirt of mare juices
>She stops to catch her breath
>Hmm, how about no?
>You grab the pink p0ny and flip yourself and her over, so that she is laying on the bed
>You give her an almost sadistic grin
“You casual”	
>Pulling back to that just the head of your shaft remains inside the princess’s velvety depths, you slam back in, making her hips and yours meet with a smack
>Cadance gasps and looks ready to cum again
>Time to ruin this mare
>Sorry Shining
>You pull back again and as fast as you could slide back in, repeating over and over and setting a hellish pace
>The bed squeaks in protest of the abuse as you fuck the pink mare into next week
>”Ohhhhhh! You fucking monkeyyyyy!” she almost screams as she rides out another orgasm only to be brought to a new one almost instantly as you angle your shaft to collide with her g-spot
”Ha… yep that’s the ha… idea”
>You pound the alicorn relentlessly though almost 9 very wet and loud maregasms
>”Hoooooow are you still goooooin-AHHH!” Cadance forces out right before another wave of bliss overtakes her
>You turn her to her side and grip her leg, swapping positions before answering
“Just the * grunt* magic of hot monkey dick bitch!”
>”I don’t believe that OHHH! For an instant shithead!”
>You just scowl and speed up, forcing her to stop talking in favor of moaning
>Realizing that you could get more penetration without this postion, you bring your arms under her and lift her rear end, so that she is face down, ass up with you overtop of her
>To your surprise she protests none, and only buries her head into a pillow, stopping herself from screaming at how deep you can reach inside her now
>Griping her small but toned buttocks, you speed up to as fast as you can humanly thrust, jackhammering the royal mare, filling the room with the sound of flesh meeting flesh  
>After another set of orgasms from the pink mare you finally feel your peak approaching
>She must have known too
>”You better finish inside if you know whats good for you!”
>You don’t answer, and instead thrust as hard as you can into her
>Here it comes…
>You growl and hilt yourself and hard as you can, right before you explode inside of her, coating her insides with your seed
>Cadance screams and her snatch latches onto your length like a vice, milking every bit of semen from you
>Once her grip on you relaxes, you pull out and fall to the bed next to her
>You look at the panting mess of a p0ny
>She catches enough breath to talk “Same time next week, and not a word to anyp0ny, got it monkey man?”
“Gotcha your bitchyness”

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