- >You are Anonymous
- >And holy hell, you need to take a shit
- >You ran though the small town like hell was on your heels
- >Because if you didn’t, then say goodbye to your pants
- “Oh my god! MY ASS!”
- >Fuck it, you need to let this choco-baby out now before you exploded
- >The only place where the nuclear bomb worthy dooky could be dropped is…
- >Everfree…
- >You run in as far as you can
- >Finding a nice tree, you drop your pants
- >…only for a cockatrice to hop out of the bushes and glare at you menacingly
- >FUCK
- >You look away
- >Hold up…
- >Maybe this guy could help with your bonerless penis?
- >YES
- >Still avoiding its eyes, you grab the chicken lizard who loudly squawks in panic
- >You crush it’s face to your crotch
- >Is it working?
- >It is!
- >You have an erection for the first time in years!
- >Holy hell you could cut diamonds with this thing
- “Fuck Yeah!”
- >You jump and let go of the now scarred cockatrice
- >…Only to forget you needed to shit
- >With a loud “PppfpfpfpffpfpfpfpffptpfptpfptpfptftTTt!” you race into the sky, propelled by the wet, goopy trail of poo
- >Flying faster you spear a bird on your dick
- >Even faster, you begin to heat up
- >MACH 1!
- >Your skin peels back like paper
- >”PFFPFPPFPTPFPTPFPTPFPTTTTT!”
- >MACH2!
- >All of your muscle is exposed and begins burning away
- >Now you’ve flown out of the stratosphere into space…
- >By now your whole body is gone sans your stiffy, which flys at the sun at mach 40
- >Flash!
- >Your dick collides with the sun
- >…and the sun looses…
- >The sun goes supernova and engulfs the whole solar system
- >WORST END
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