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>Day 377 in Equestria
>”Hey! ANOTHER ROUND!” a harsh voice cuts across the bar
>You turn to glare at the disruption, not liking the noise interrupting the nice buzz you just started
>P0ny booze is pretty weak, so you have to guzzle the stuff for even a buzz
>That goes double for the dinky hole-in-the-wall joint in P0nyville
>Fully turned you can’t help but stare at what you see
>Sitting at a table by itself, a bottle gripped in one talon, is a half bird half cat?
>No, this thing is a griffin!
>Why is it in P0nyville?
>Interest piqued, you rise from your spot at the bar and walk over, careful not to trip and spill your drink over the short p0ny chair legs
“Haven’t seen you around here before” you remark as you sit yourself down at the able
>The griffin glowers at you “Don’t expect to see me again then, I’m blowing this shit town tomorrow”
>A bad experience in P0nyville?
>Was that even possible?
“Really? And why would that be miss…”
>She glares up at you “Gilda, and cut the miss crap”
“Of course…By the way, you never answered my other question.”
>”It’s a long story and I really don’t want to talk about it”
>Really now?
>Well you want to hear this, so you will
“I’ve got time, and you wouldn’t be here in a bar if you weren’t down about something, getting it off your chest might help”
>If looks could kill, the Gilda would have turned you into a stain on the ground by now
>One of those types eh?
>You take a swig of the cider in your hand before continuing
“You don’t have to tell me, I’m just saying”
>She stares into her bottle for a moment
>”You know what? Why not?”
>Shifting about to get comfortable, you ready yourself to listen
>Gilda sighs and looks up at the ceiling
>”It went like this, I heard my old friend Dash was living here now so I decided to show up to hang out with her, only for her dorky pink friend to not take a hint and realize I wanted to hang with just Dash, then the pink cunt had the gall to lie to Dash and make her hate me!”
>Gilda is almost yelling at this point, griping her bottle of booze so tightly that cracks are spreading around it
>Calming down some she looks back to you “Well, there you have it…uhh..”
“Anonymous, Anon for short”
>”Whatever, what are you anyway?”
>Oh yeah, no one outside of P0nyville had ever seen a human
“I’m a human” you say, a touch of pride in your voice
>”Never heard of ‘em”
“How about I tell you my own story then?”
>You regale the griffin with the tale of how you got to Equestria, ordering a few more drinks in the middle of the story
>At the end Gilda seems mildly impressed “That’s some shit” she says with a small slur to her words
>You grin ruefully
“Understatement”
>The griffin shrugs and downs the rest of her glass
>The conversation takes a more positive turn, funny stories and fond memories replacing the old gloomy setting
>”No!” Gilda said, looking as surprised as she could after hearing of one of your old friends doing a Jackass reenactment
“Yep, his whole face was one giant scab for a week”
>The yellow eyed griffin is silent for a moment, before busting out in drunken giggles
>You join in too, the tipsy tittering catching the attention of several bar goers, but neither of you pay them any mind
>Glancing up at the clock you see that it’s well past midnight
“Well Gilda, I had a hell of a time with you, but I gotta head home, seeya around sometime?”
>She nods and lifts herself up too
>Only to stubble over a chair and almost face plant, barely catching herself
“You alright” you ask
>”M’ fine…” she mutters and tries to walk again, stumbling more
>A bit too much to drink it seems
>No need being a dick
“Want to just crash at my place?”
>Gilda thinks it over for a moment “I guess…flying home would be a bitch right now”
>You nod and start off, setting a slow pace so the drunken griffin could follow
>She catches up and walks at your side, swaying some
>Without meaning to, she leans up against you as you walk
>You take it in stride, figuring she just wanted a walking support
>”Mmmm, you smell nice” the griffin murmurs, almost making you trip
>She must be REALLY drunk
“Comon, just a bit further then you can get laid down”
>You get no response
>Finally at your house, you and the Gilda walk in
“You alright?” you ask your new house guest
>”Yeah, just fine…” she says, still slurring her words a bit
>You lead her to your guest room
>Opening the door you gesture at it
“Here it is, my room is right down the hall and the bathroom is just across from yours, if you need anything just come and get me”
>She looks in the room and mutely nods, walking in with a yawn
“Night” you say over your shoulder as you walk to your room
>You flop down on the bed, looking forward to a night of rest
>Just as you start to fall asleep you feel someone hop onto your bed
>You groggily turn to see Gilda, looking at you with an unreadable expression
“Gilda?”
>”That’s me”
>You frown
“What are you doing here?”
>”Don’t be a dick, you said if I wanted anything to come to you”
“Well yeah but-!”
>You can’t finish as the griffin hops atop you and pins you to the bed
>”I can think of one thing that would make this shit day better” she says as she trails a talon down your body
>Wait what?
>NO BAD BONER
“Gilda! What the hell? Stop, you’re still drunk”
>Gilda gives you an offended look “No I’m not”
>Even as she said that you could hear the slur and see her sway a bit atop you
“Yes, yes you are….Go to bed”
>”But why? You look like you’re enjoying it too”
>What?
>Before you can protest, she grabs your erection through your pants and gives it a light tug
>You have to bite your lip to avoid making noise
>”Comon Anon, don’t be like that”
>You stop to think for a moment
>It’s been a year since you’ve be laid
>A full fucking year
>And if what Twilight said is true, you’re not going back
>All of that said, you have only two words
“Fuck it”
>You grab a surprised Gilda at her sides and flip her over, so that you are the one on top
>”Oh hoho, so big bad Anon wants to take advantage of the little griffin?” Gilda says teasingly
>”Shut it” you say right before you bring your lips down onto her beak
>The kiss is awkward and short, but serves it’s purpose
>Breaking from her, you lean back and look at her
>Her yellow eyes are trained on you, a grin on her white plumed face and her large wings extended
>Further down her body leads into that of a lion, with short brown fur and multiple nipples on her belly
>You didn’t know much about cats, but now is a good time to learn
>”Are you going to stare or are you going to fuck me?”
“Calm down, nothing to get upset about”
>Sitting back on your knees, you take a hand and run it slowly down her stomach, stopping to tweak a nipple often
>Gilda squirms as the quietest of moans find their way out of her beak
>Down to her crotch, you do a double take when you see her feline snatch
>Damn she’s small, this could be a challenge
>With your hand, you spread her tiny opening and insert a finger, eliciting a gasp from Gilda
>She’s as tight as could be
>Oh yes, this will be a challenge indeed
>Pumping into her slowly with a finger, you lean down and bring your mouth to one of her many teats, suckling and licking the nipple
>She gasps again while running her talons through your hair, obviously loving the attention
>Suddenly stiffening, she lets out a cat like yowl and her walls tighten around your finger, an orgasm rocking her body
>What is going on here?
>This has been going on for all of 15 seconds
>An old memory comes to you, some nature documentary about lions, and how had small junk and only lasted a few seconds a round
>That means…
>This poor griffin is about to be fucked silly
“Come on Gilda, toughen up, we’re just now getting to the main course”
>She glares but says nothing, too busy panting
>You unzip your pants and toss them off with your underwear in one go
>Your erection pops free and stands at attention
>Gilda stares at it, her yellow eyes wide
>”Whoa…I-its huge…”
>To her maybe, but you are more or less normal for a human
>Giving her nether lips a rub, confirming they were wet and making Gilda twitch, you lean over her and line yourself up
“Ready?”
>She stares at your shaft positioned above her entrance with a bit of red bleeding out of her cheek feathers before nodding
>Slowly, you press the head of your rod into her, careful not to hurt her
>Gilda hisses in pleasure, your talons ripping the bed as she gripped it
>You grunt and press the slightest bit harder, this girl is tight
>You only halfway in and Gilda looks ready to lose it, already panting and squeezing you like a vice
>Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, her furred hips meet your own, as deep as you could go
>Taking a moment to give the griffin time to adjust, you slowly pull back out until just the head of your shaft remained inside, right before you thrust back in faster than before
>Gilda has to bring a talon up to her mouth to stop herself from screaming, as another orgasm overtakes her
>Oh this is just the beginning…
>You set a slow but slowly speeding up pace, forcing Gilda to vocalize her pleasure in the form of moans, mewls, and the occasional stifled scream
>Working up to a normal pace, you lean down and kiss the griffin again, with beak to mouth connection feeling much more natural this time
>Pulling back, you double your efforts, making Gilda let out a groan and throw her arms around your back, scratching it and leaving thin red lines of blood
>You wince but refuse to stop
>Once more she constricts you with enough force to almost stop your thrusting
>You pant and hold off your own peak, determined to ruin this girl
>Hooking your arms under her, you flip Gilda so that she is on her shaky legs and resume pounding her feline pussy doggy style with ever growing fervor
>Still thrusting, you bring your hands to the bases of her wings and rub them tenderly, making Gilda yowl and forcing her into what had to be her 10th peak
>Pulling back, you wrap your arms around her hind legs and pull yourself to her as close as you could, wanting maximum penetration
>You look from your place across Gilda’s back to see how she is doing
>Red in the face, tongue out, glazed eyes. She looks like she is only half-awake
>Oh yes, you’re good Anon
>You speed up to as fast as you can humanly go, filling the room with Gilda’s cries and the muffled sound of her furred hips meeting yours violently
>You pant as sweat pours down your forehead, as well as you are doing, a one year dry spell will ruin the stamina of any guy, as such you felt your loins tightening
>Going past your limits, you amp yourself up one last time
>Here
>It!
>COMES!
>You pull out as far as you can, gripping her firm behind as you plunge back into to the griffin’s hot depths in as deep as possible
>Your shaft twitches once, then explodes inside it’s feline confines, filling Gilda to the brim
>Your orgasm triggers hers, as she screams and constricts your penis so hard it almost hurts, her whole body shaking as it rides out waves of pleasure it had never before known
>You catch your breath and wipe at your sweaty forehead before dropping down to the bed, Gilda following.
>Gilda drapes herself across you, idly tracing a circle on your chest with a talon as you wrap an arm around her
>”You know, I may not skip town after all” Says the griffin still a bit breathless
“I guess you might need a place to stay?”
>She grins “You act like I was going to leave”

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>Day 377 in Equestria
>”Hey! ANOTHER ROUND!” a harsh voice cuts across the bar
>You turn to glare at the disruption, not liking the noise interrupting the nice buzz you just started
>P0ny booze is pretty weak, so you have to guzzle the stuff for even a buzz
>That goes double for the dinky hole-in-the-wall joint in P0nyville
>Fully turned you can’t help but stare at what you see
>Sitting at a table by itself, a bottle gripped in one talon, is a half bird half cat?
>No, this thing is a griffin!	
>Why is it in P0nyville?
>Interest piqued, you rise from your spot at the bar and walk over, careful not to trip and spill your drink over the short p0ny chair legs
“Haven’t seen you around here before” you remark as you sit yourself down at the able
>The griffin glowers at you “Don’t expect to see me again then, I’m blowing this shit town tomorrow”
>A bad experience in P0nyville?
>Was that even possible?
“Really? And why would that be miss…”
>She glares up at you “Gilda, and cut the miss crap”
“Of course…By the way, you never answered my other question.”
>”It’s a long story and I really don’t want to talk about it”
>Really now?
>Well you want to hear this, so you will
“I’ve got time, and you wouldn’t be here in a bar if you weren’t down about something, getting it off your chest might help”  
>If looks could kill, the Gilda would have turned you into a stain on the ground by now
>One of those types eh?
>You take a swig of the cider in your hand before continuing
“You don’t have to tell me, I’m just saying”
>She stares into her bottle for a moment
>”You know what? Why not?”
>Shifting about to get comfortable, you ready yourself to listen
>Gilda sighs and looks up at the ceiling	
>”It went like this, I heard my old friend Dash was living here now so I decided to show up to hang out with her, only for her dorky pink friend to not take a hint and realize I wanted to hang with just Dash, then the pink cunt had the gall to lie to Dash and make her hate me!”
>Gilda is almost yelling at this point, griping her bottle of booze so tightly that cracks are spreading around it
>Calming down some she looks back to you “Well, there you have it…uhh..”
“Anonymous, Anon for short”
>”Whatever, what are you anyway?”
>Oh yeah, no one outside of P0nyville had ever seen a human
“I’m a human” you say, a touch of pride in your voice
>”Never heard of ‘em”
“How about I tell you my own story then?”
>You regale the griffin with the tale of how you got to Equestria, ordering a few more drinks in the middle of the story
>At the end Gilda seems mildly impressed “That’s some shit” she says with a small slur to her words
>You grin ruefully
 “Understatement”
>The griffin shrugs and downs the rest of her glass
>The conversation takes a more positive turn, funny stories and fond memories replacing the old gloomy setting
>”No!” Gilda said, looking as surprised as she could after hearing of one of your old friends doing a Jackass reenactment
“Yep, his whole face was one giant scab for a week”
>The yellow eyed griffin is silent for a moment, before busting out in drunken giggles
>You join in too, the tipsy tittering catching the attention of several bar goers, but neither of you pay them any mind
>Glancing up at the clock you see that it’s well past midnight
“Well Gilda, I had a hell of a time with you, but I gotta head home, seeya around sometime?”
>She nods and lifts herself up too 	
>Only to stubble over a chair and almost face plant, barely catching herself
“You alright” you ask
>”M’ fine…” she mutters and tries to walk again, stumbling more
>A bit too much to drink it seems
>No need being a dick
“Want to just crash at my place?”
>Gilda thinks it over for a moment “I guess…flying home would be a bitch right now”
>You nod and start off, setting a slow pace so the drunken griffin could follow
>She catches up and walks at your side, swaying some
>Without meaning to, she leans up against you as you walk
>You take it in stride, figuring she just wanted a walking support
>”Mmmm, you smell nice” the griffin murmurs, almost making you trip
>She must be REALLY drunk
“Comon, just a bit further then you can get laid down”
>You get no response
>Finally at your house, you and the Gilda walk in
“You alright?” you ask your new house guest
>”Yeah, just fine…” she says, still slurring her words a bit
>You lead her to your guest room
>Opening the door you gesture at it
“Here it is, my room is right down the hall and the bathroom is just across from yours, if you need anything just come and get me”
>She looks in the room and mutely nods, walking in with a yawn
“Night” you say over your shoulder as you walk to your room
>You flop down on the bed, looking forward to a night of rest
>Just as you start to fall asleep you feel someone hop onto your bed
>You groggily turn to see Gilda, looking at you with an unreadable expression
“Gilda?”	
>”That’s me”	
>You frown
“What are you doing here?”
>”Don’t be a dick, you said if I wanted anything to come to you”
“Well yeah but-!”
>You can’t finish as the griffin hops atop you and pins you to the bed
>”I can think of one thing that would make this shit day better” she says as she trails a talon down your body
>Wait what?
>NO BAD BONER
“Gilda! What the hell? Stop, you’re still drunk”
>Gilda gives you an offended look “No I’m not”
>Even as she said that you could hear the slur and see her sway a bit atop you
“Yes, yes you are….Go to bed”
>”But why? You look like you’re enjoying it too”
>What?
>Before you can protest, she grabs your erection through your pants and gives it a light tug
>You have to bite your lip to avoid making noise
>”Comon Anon, don’t be like that”
>You stop to think for a moment
>It’s been a year since you’ve be laid
>A full fucking year
>And if what Twilight said is true, you’re not going back
>All of that said, you have only two words
“Fuck it”	
>You grab a surprised Gilda at her sides and flip her over, so that you are the one on top
>”Oh hoho, so big bad Anon wants to take advantage of the little griffin?” Gilda says teasingly
>”Shut it” you say right before you bring your lips down onto her beak
>The kiss is awkward and short, but serves it’s purpose
>Breaking from her, you lean back and look at her
>Her yellow eyes are trained on you, a grin on her white plumed face and her large wings extended
>Further down her body leads into that of a lion, with short brown fur and multiple nipples on her belly
>You didn’t know much about cats, but now is a good time to learn
>”Are you going to stare or are you going to fuck me?”
“Calm down, nothing to get upset about”
>Sitting back on your knees, you take a hand and run it slowly down her stomach, stopping to tweak a nipple often
>Gilda squirms as the quietest of moans find their way out of her beak
>Down to her crotch, you do a double take when you see her feline snatch
>Damn she’s small, this could be a challenge
>With your hand, you spread her tiny opening and insert a finger, eliciting a gasp from Gilda
>She’s as tight as could be
>Oh yes, this will be a challenge indeed
>Pumping into her slowly with a finger, you lean down and bring your mouth to one of her many teats, suckling and licking the nipple
>She gasps again while running her talons through your hair, obviously loving the attention
>Suddenly stiffening, she lets out a cat like yowl and her walls tighten around your finger, an orgasm rocking her body
>What is going on here?
>This has been going on for all of 15 seconds
>An old memory comes to you, some nature documentary about lions, and how had small junk and only lasted a few seconds a round
>That means…	
>This poor griffin is about to be fucked silly
“Come on Gilda, toughen up, we’re just now getting to the main course”
>She glares but says nothing, too busy panting
>You unzip your pants and toss them off with your underwear in one go
>Your erection pops free and stands at attention
>Gilda stares at it, her yellow eyes wide
>”Whoa…I-its huge…”
>To her maybe, but you are more or less normal for a human
>Giving her nether lips a rub, confirming they were wet and making Gilda twitch, you lean over her and line yourself up
“Ready?”
>She stares at your shaft positioned above her entrance with a bit of red bleeding out of her cheek feathers before nodding
>Slowly, you press the head of your rod into her, careful not to hurt her
>Gilda hisses in pleasure, your talons ripping the bed as she gripped it
>You grunt and press the slightest bit harder, this girl is tight
>You only halfway in and Gilda looks ready to lose it, already panting and squeezing you like a vice
>Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, her furred hips meet your own, as deep as you could go
>Taking a moment to give the griffin time to adjust, you slowly pull back out until just the head of your shaft remained inside, right before you thrust back in faster than before
>Gilda has to bring a talon up to her mouth to stop herself from screaming, as another orgasm overtakes her
>Oh this is just the beginning…
>You set a slow but slowly speeding up pace, forcing Gilda to vocalize her pleasure in the form of moans, mewls, and the occasional stifled scream
>Working up to a normal pace, you lean down and kiss the griffin again, with beak to mouth connection feeling much more natural this time
>Pulling back, you double your efforts, making Gilda let out a groan and throw her arms around your back, scratching it and leaving thin red lines of blood
>You wince but refuse to stop
>Once more she constricts you with enough force to almost stop your thrusting
>You pant and hold off your own peak, determined to ruin this girl
>Hooking your arms under her, you flip Gilda so that she is on her shaky legs and resume pounding her feline pussy doggy style with ever growing fervor
>Still thrusting, you bring your hands to the bases of her wings and rub them tenderly, making Gilda yowl and forcing her into what had to be her 10th peak
>Pulling back, you wrap your arms around her hind legs and pull yourself to her as close as you could, wanting maximum penetration
>You look from your place across Gilda’s back to see how she is doing
>Red in the face, tongue out, glazed eyes. She looks like she is only half-awake
>Oh yes, you’re good Anon
>You speed up to as fast as you can humanly go, filling the room with Gilda’s cries and the muffled sound of her furred hips meeting yours violently
>You pant as sweat pours down your forehead, as well as you are doing, a one year dry spell will ruin the stamina of any guy, as such you felt your loins tightening
>Going past your limits, you amp yourself up one last time
>Here
>It!
>COMES!
>You pull out as far as you can, gripping her firm behind as you plunge back into to the griffin’s hot depths in as deep as possible
>Your shaft twitches once, then explodes inside it’s feline confines, filling Gilda to the brim
>Your orgasm triggers hers, as she screams and constricts your penis so hard it almost hurts, her whole body shaking as it rides out waves of pleasure it had never before known
>You catch your breath and wipe at your sweaty forehead before dropping down to the bed, Gilda following.
>Gilda drapes herself across you, idly tracing a circle on your chest with a talon as you wrap an arm around her
>”You know, I may not skip town after all” Says the griffin still a bit breathless
“I guess you might need a place to stay?”
>She grins “You act like I was going to leave”

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