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/r/ Oneshot "Anonymous Rogers"

By: ShinobiPony on Dec 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.45 KB  |  hits: 115  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anonymous Rogers
  2. >For about a year you have been living in Equestria
  3. >At first you thought is was great, no fighting, no violence, nothing that could be considered a taint
  4. >But you lived to help other through their problems, so after a time you began become bored
  5. >And that bored turned into depression
  6. >How ironic, here you are in a land you tried to turn earth into only to find yourself longing for earth and its chaos once more
  7. >You sigh and sink deeper into your chair
  8. >Here you are useless
  9. >Unneeded
  10. >Unnecessary
  11. >There was no job a human could do that a p0ny couldent do better
  12. >You bring your shaking hands to your head
  13. >Not one thing could be right could it?
  14. >You stand slowly and take off your red sweater
  15. >No need to ruin it
  16. >You shuffle to the front room
  17. >On the mantle of your so generously free home is a picture
  18. >It's you along with 6 p0nies sitting close together
  19. >Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack
  20. >You smile, even if it feels hollow
  21. >These 6 have made your life here beyond wonderful
  22. >It's so terrible that you are going to give them grief
  23. >You sigh and find some paper and a pencil
  24. >All you write is "I'm sorry"
  25. >You wander back into your room after placing the paper on your kitchen table
  26. >Finding what you want, a tie that Rarity had made for you, you tie it up just as you hoped you never would
  27. "I'm sorry, more than I can ever tell you all" you say under your breath
  28. >It took them only 2 days to find you