Title:           /r/ Oneshot "Shit on my Chest?"
Author:          ShinobiPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zbMfVSJ2
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:03:25 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:03:25 PM CDT

>Day iduntgiveafuck in Equestria
>After noticing how much Twilight send letters to the princess you decide you want in on that
>Just to fuck with them of course
>After convincing Lyra to help you she makes a magic equivalent to a wire tap for you
>Now we wait
>Sometime later the little metal box flares up and spits out a letter
>Bueno
>Opening it you find it to be a friendship report
>Pffft what garbage
>You tear it up and write down a new one
>You grin and put it back in the box
>Here comes the fun...
~~~~
>Celestia looks down at the letter with surprise
 
Dear Princess Celestia,
I think you are SOOO sexy, and you gif me a lady boner
Will you shit on my chest?
Love Twilight
 
>Celestia lights up her horn to get ready for a teleport
>If this is what her student wants...
>The sun goddess grins
>...Then its what she gets
~~~~~
>You walk though town hoping to see your handywork soon
>Sure enough
>You see Twilight race out of the library screaming at the top of her lungs
>Celestia pokes her head out the door
>"Is that a no?" She calls
>Lulz were had that day