Title:           /r/ Oneshot "Heaven Piercing Penis"
Author:          ShinobiPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/K0erexCD
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:07:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:07:51 PM CDT

>You are Anonymous
>And holy hell, you need to take a shit
>You ran though the small town like hell was on your heels
>Because if you didn’t, then say goodbye to your pants
“Oh my god! MY ASS!”
>Fuck it, you need to let this choco-baby out now before you exploded
>The only place where the nuclear bomb worthy dooky could be dropped is…
>Everfree…
>You run in as far as you can
>Finding a nice tree, you drop your pants
>…only for a cockatrice to hop out of the bushes and glare at you menacingly
>FUCK
>You look away
>Hold up…
>Maybe this guy could help with your bonerless penis?
>YES
>Still avoiding its eyes, you grab the chicken lizard who loudly squawks in panic
>You crush it’s face to your crotch
>Is it working?
>It is!
>You have an erection for the first time in years!
>Holy hell you could cut diamonds with this thing
“Fuck Yeah!”
>You jump and let go of the now scarred cockatrice
>…Only to forget you needed to shit
>With a loud “PppfpfpfpffpfpfpfpffptpfptpfptpfptftTTt!” you race into the sky, propelled by the wet, goopy trail of poo
>Flying faster you spear a bird on your dick
>Even faster, you begin to heat up
>MACH 1!
>Your skin peels back like paper
>”PFFPFPPFPTPFPTPFPTPFPTTTTT!”
>MACH2!
>All of your muscle is exposed and begins burning away
>Now you’ve flown out of the stratosphere into space…
>By now your whole body is gone sans your stiffy, which flys at the sun at mach 40
>Flash!
>Your dick collides with the sun
>…and the sun looses…
>The sun goes supernova and engulfs the whole solar system
>WORST END