Title:           /r/ Oneshot "Anonymous Rogers"
Author:          ShinobiPony
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3UdQgEcf
First Edit:      Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:14:16 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 11th of December 2012 10:14:16 PM CDT

>You are Anonymous Rogers
>For about a year you have been living in Equestria
>At first you thought is was great, no fighting, no violence, nothing that could be considered a taint
>But you lived to help other through their problems, so after a time you began become bored
>And that bored turned into depression
>How ironic, here you are in a land you tried to turn earth into only to find yourself longing for earth and its chaos once more
>You sigh and sink deeper into your chair
>Here you are useless
>Unneeded
>Unnecessary
>There was no job a human could do that a p0ny couldent do better
>You bring your shaking hands to your head
>Not one thing could be right could it?
>You stand slowly and take off your red sweater
>No need to ruin it
>You shuffle to the front room
>On the mantle of your so generously free home is a picture
>It's you along with 6 p0nies sitting close together
>Twilight, Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack
>You smile, even if it feels hollow
>These 6 have made your life here beyond wonderful
>It's so terrible that you are going to give them grief
>You sigh and find some paper and a pencil
>All you write is "I'm sorry"
>You wander back into your room after placing the paper on your kitchen table
>Finding what you want, a tie that Rarity had made for you, you tie it up just as you hoped you never would
"I'm sorry, more than I can ever tell you all" you say under your breath
>It took them only 2 days to find you