- >You look at the stone faced guards dressed in their silver armor with a small smile
- >Just a few days training with the armor and already their rate of improvement has taken a jump
- >It only took one from the ‘Anon Detachment’ as everyone seems to call it, to beat 3 normal guards senseless
- >Although you are sure your training regimen would be hilariously bad in the eyes of a human drill instructor, AD had taken to it well enough
- >The members of AD are also seemingly an inspiration to the other guards, who have been working harder as of late
- “All right everyone, excellent work today. Dismissed.”
- >All of them saluted in unison before dropping their dead expressions and dispersing
- >A unicorn with the white guard color scheme however walked up to you
- “Something I can do for you Fade?
- >Fade Away, one of the youngest guards around.
- >Despite his age of only 19, the unicorn is actually one of the better members of AD, working harder and longer than the others
- >That and his ability to become both invisible and insubstantial thanks to his unique magic made him rather formidable
- >You had come to see the young stallion as a sort of little brother thanks to his coming to you frequently for advice
- >”Nothing much sir, it’s just…” his face goes a bit red
- >”How do you do it?”
- >Do it?
- “What do you mean?”
- >”How do you get mares to like you so much?”
- >Wat
- >You give him a funny look
- “What are you talking about? The only mare who likes me is Aegis”
- >”Umm sir? Surely you’ve noticed that others than the Captain look at you…”
- >…
- >Look into that later
- “Well I can tell you this, When it comes to females, appealing to their interests is rewarding. So find a mare who likes the traits you already have and you’re set”
- >He smiles some “Thanks sir”
- “No prob”
- >He trots off
- >Hmm
- >Now what?
- >…
- >Bug Celestia?
- >Bug Celestia.
- >Haul yourself out of the training ground and back into the castle
- >While walking down the hall to Celestia’s study you spot Cadence heading to the main entrance to the castle
- >Doesn’t she have a demo going on at the gifted unicorn academy?
- >Yes…Yes she does
- >Cue shit-eating grin
- >You stealthily walk up behind her and ever so carefully pick up her tiara of her head
- >You focus all your willpower into draining the magic out of the tiara while still stealthy following Cadence
- >Almost immediately its gone
- >Then the piece of jewelry begins to lose its vibrant color, taking a negative magic charge so that it absorbs magic energy
- >You do this as much as you can before it simply won’t take more charge
- >Still behind Cadence, you place the tiara back on her head without her noticing
- >Fucking ninja master here
- “Heh, have fun today…” you say as you walk off
- >Soon-to-be mayhem managed, you get back on course to Celestia
- >Finding her study the guards stationed outside give you a nod to go in
- >Oh boy
- >Celestia is in here posing, as a beige unicorn mare with a beret paints her portrait
- >Celestia looks at you with a glare, knowing you’re up to no good
- >Walk right up behind the mare without her noticing
- >You feel the glare the sun goddess is giving you get harsher
- >The artist is busy trying to get the colors of Celestia mane to blend, so busy in fact that you may as well be invisible
- >You pull your hips back then forward in the most over-done pelvic thrust you can without hitting the artist mare
- >Celestia watches, biting the inside of her cheek to keep from smiling
- >Still going, you mime like your smacking the mares paintbrush stamped behind
- >Hmm, she does have a nice ass, not as firm looking as Aegis’s though
- >Shit now all you can think about is Aegis letting you do this to her
- >Boner please go…for now
- >The sun deity, unaware of your thoughts and still trying to stay still for the artist, is shaking and trying to badly stifle her mirth
- >She looks like she will bust out in hysterics if this keeps up
- >The artist looks at Celestia funny but says nothing
- >Time for the finisher…
- >Still silent as can be, you make one more thrust then pull back and mime like you’re cumming onto the artists back while making the most derped face you can
- >The instant Celestia’s mouth parts you dash out the door with the speed of zebras
- >Even down the hall you hear her laughing and cursing you
- >Ha
- >Well now wha-
- >Without a moments delay the image of Aegis’s fit posterior finds itself in your mind again
- >…
- >Fuck
- >May as well…
- >You walk your way to Aegis’s proper office, the one in the palace’s north wing
- >Again the guards stationed at the doors give you no trouble
- >Walking in, you take a moment to look around
- >White stone walls covered the room with the exception of the north one, which was covered with a ceiling high piece of corkboard filled with papers
- >The room is illuminated by a large chandelier glowing with magic light
- >The whole office seems to be about 25 by 25 with a 9 foot tall ceiling
- >You find the ivory mare looking between several papers at her large desk intently
- >Very intently
- >She mumbles something as she stuffs one paper into her red captain coat before picking up another
- >Might want to ask about that
- “Hey babe”
- >She puts the papers down in an orderly stack and looks to you, her face brightening
- >”Anon! Always nice to see you, any reason you’re here?”
- >You put the predatory grin she loved so much on your face
- “To see you of course”
- >She smiles a bit before it fades
- >Something’s going on…
- “What’s got you in such a down mood?”
- >She sighs and levitates you a paper
- >Reading…
- >Reading…
- >!
- “Changeling sightings?”
- >Aegis’s frown deepens some “Yes, teams of Changelings have been seen stalking about Equestria’s borders as of late, they tend to flee when approached”
- >That can’t be good
- “Any idea why?”
- >She just shakes her head
- >God damn it
- >”I know, it’s just…we can’t do anything more without more intel…”
- >Aegis shakes her head, ears laid flat on her head and a frustrated expression adorning her face
- >Without even thinking you walk behind her chair and place your hands on her shoulders
- >Tense, very tense
- >That won’t do
- >You run your hands over Aegis’s back and shoulders, making note of bunched up spots
- >”Anon? What are you doooooiiiinnng…
- >Her speech cuts out as you rub and knead the tense spots on her
- >She’s covered in them
- >Hopefully she will relax some after this
- >”Where…where did you learn this~ Aegis dreamily forces out as you press into a knot on her neck with your thumbs
- “No where, just knew really”
- >”That can’t be trrrruuuuuueee…” She drags out another word when you knead your fingers over her shoulders
- >You just grin
- >The impromptu massage goes on for almost 20 minutes before most of the spots are worked out of Aegis’s back
- >When you lift your hands away she lets out a disappointed groan before rolling her shoulders and stretching some
- >The blue maned mare gives you a smile that doesn’t slip off her face this time
- >”Anon you really are a sweetheart, thank you.”
- “No need to thank me, you needed it I think”
- >Her smile turns into a smirk “I needed that? Well then I think you need this.”
- >She gets up out of her chair before rearing up and wrapping her forelegs around your neck in an embrace as she presses her lips to yours
- >You encircle her with your arms, pulling her closer while you return the kiss with gusto
- >Before you know it you’re in Aegis’s chair while said unicorn straddles your lap, furiously attacking your tongue with hers
- >The smacking sound of lips is echoing in the large office
- >You idly wonder if the guards outside can hear
- >Both you and Aegis break the kiss, needing air
- >”You know” Aegis starts “You do an awful lot for me, maybe I can return the favor?”
- >You raise an eyebrow
- “How?”
- >Her smile turns sultry as she slides out of your lap, taking position between your legs
- >Could she..?
- >With a faint blue magic glow, your fly is pulled open
- >Done with that, Aegis starts to nose and nuzzle your crotch while looking at you with half-lidded eyes
- >Oh wow…
- >Your member quickly springs to attention
- >Another flash of magic frees it from your underwear, letting your length poke out
- >You suppress a shiver when Aegis gives your shaft a long base to top lick
- >She licks you again, this time stopping at the top and running her tongue over the head
- >You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding
- >She’s good at this
- >Aegis brings her head over your now throbbing length and slowly lowers it, taking you into her mouth
- >You can’t help but groan at the warm and wet sensation
- >Even with her muzzle however, she couldn’t get all of you into her mouth
- >Or so you thought
- >Aegis keeps pushing her head down and you watch with slight amazement as her throat bulges some
- >A few months ago if someone told you that p0nies give great head you would gave laughed yourself to tears
- >But feeling the Guard Captain go down on you to the point that the head of your shaft was resting in her throat you wouldn’t argue now
- >Aegis contracts he muscles in her throat, squeezing you, before pulling back so that only the tip of you remained in her mouth before bobbing back down and repeating, picking up the pace some
- >You stifle a groan and lean your head back while bringing your hands to her mane, gently running your fingers through her cerulean hair
- >Aegis slows herself for a moment to give a hard suck as she pulls back up
- >It took all your willpower to not cum right there
- >She swishes her tongue over your shaft, then alternates between powerful sucks and swishing
- >Ohhh…
- “Ha, Aegis, almost there…”
- >She doubles her efforts upon hearing that, bobbing her head so fast it’s a wonder she didn’t hurt her neck
- “Babe I’m gunna..!!
- >You explode in her mouth just as she pulls back
- >Aegis gives you one more, strong suck, drawing out as much as she could
- >You feel thick shots of cum splash against the back of her mouth from her extra effort
- >She swallows the accumulated spunk before she releases your manhood with auditable *Pop*
- >Aegis gives you another sultry look, the wet and mussed up fur around her mouth adding to the effect
- >”Any good?”
- >You take a second to catch your breath and close up your pants before replying
- “Best I’ve ever had, for sure”
- >”Great! Because I don’t think you will thrilled with what I have to tell you…”
- >Wait what?
- “Shiny, babe you aren’t …pregnant are you?”
- >She looks shocked ”What? NO! No! Not that. Estrus isn’t even for another month”
- “Then what?”
- >She looks away and mumbles something
- “What?”
- >”My parents want to meet you”
- >That’s it?
- “Shiny, that’s not something to be worried about”
- >”Well, the thing is…They don’t know that you’re not a p0ny, and dad is a bit of a racist…”
- >…
- >Oh boy, here we go
- ~~~Later at the bar~~~
- >You, Fade Away, Slip Stream, a few other guards lacking armor sat in a round booth in one of Cantorlot’s more average bars
- >After a round of cider had arrived you proceeded to tell them about how Aegis’s parents want to meet you
- >It got a wince from everyone
- >”Ow, meeting Orion Sparkle? As a non-p0ny? Have fun with that” Slip comments before taking a swig of cider
- >”Didn’t he get into a fight with a minotaur over bumping into him?” Fade asks
- >”Yep, beat em too!” Says a unicorn guard across the table
- >Great, the guy a reputation too…
- “Comon, he can’t be that bad right?”
- >Everyone at the table just looks at you like lobsters were crawling out of your ears
- “…That bad?”
- >A chorus of “Yep”s respond
- >You sigh and down your drink in one go
- >Of course…
- >It’s always something wrong the the father…
- >You sigh one more time and signal a waitress for a refill
- ~~~Later, Back at the castle~~~
- >After a few more drinks and some more pleasant stories traded you had headed off back to the castle with a pleasant buzz
- >There was still a bit of daylight left and you heard the sound of fighting from the training grounds
- >So you went to see what was going on
- >You are treated to a rare show
- >Surrounded by at least 15 guards and 3 AD is Aegis
- >She’s clad in the normal steel armor she prefers, but that’s not what catches your attention
- >In a telekinetic grip she holds not one, but seven short swords arranged in a circle around her
- >Each sword is accompanied by a pink, translucent heater shield made of pure magic energy
- >All of the objects she had are arranged in an alternating order around her and slowly moving clockwise
- >Normal unicorns can only hold a maximum about 4 things at once
- >Aegis is holding 14, 7 of which she conjured
- >Yep, captain for a reason
- >Aegis gazes over her opponents a cool look, face betraying nothing
- >No one of them dares to move
- >Without warning, a unicorn levitating 2 claymores rushes in
- >Only for a shield to meet him in his face before he can move a full step
- >Getting no time to recover, one of the dulled short swords cracks him in his head, sending him to the ground down and out
- >It quickly turns into a frenzy
- >Roughly 10 second passes before all the normal guards are out, leaving the 3 AD standing where they were and Aegis with a still impassive look
- >So they took your advice of playing it safe with superior opponents
- >Good
- >All three of them, a pegasus and 2 unicorns armed with a bastard sword each look at each other before nodding
- >They all reach up and flick the switch on their helmets
- >Immediately they seem faster and less strained
- >This is where it gets good
- >All of them surge forward with alarming speed before breaking off from each other
- >The pegasus rushes forward while the unicorns flank Aegis
- >3 shields and a sword pull forward with lightning speed to intercept the speedy pegasus
- >He barley dodges the first 2 shields and the sword with a well placed barrel-roll but takes the last shield to the stomach, knocking him to the ground and making his armor barrier flare to life
- >While this was going on both the unicorns charged, each meeting 2 shields and 2 swords coming between the attackers and their master
- >The right unicorn parries the swords well enough but takes the shields slamming into his sides in what would be a painful experience if it weren’t for his barrier
- >He backpedals away to try again
- >At the same time the other unicorn charged in recklessly, swinging his sword in wide, wild arcs
- >Aegis weaves shields and swords around him masterfully, striking him every time he exposed himself
- >The wild tactics quickly showed their error when his barrier broke, leaving him open for a shield to smash him in the face
- >That one needs more work…
- >By now the pegasus had flow back away and charged again, getting much more speed
- >With expert skill and a bit of luck he weaves around Aegis’s defenses before charging her as fast as he could
- >A crack of displaced air sounded as Aegis teleports herself out of harm’s way while replacing the enemy unicorn with herself
- >Disoriented from the unwilling teleport, the unicorn can only watch helplessly as his comrade barrels into him, shattering the barriers on both of them
- >The unicorn groans and pushes his now unconscious pegasus friend off of him
- >Levitating his sword back up he turns to see Aegis still as dead-faced as the match began with her armaments still steady in the air
- >The unicorn sighs, then places his sword on the ground and bows his head, conceding defeat
- >The match over, the medics standing by take the knocked out guards to the training ground infirmary as Aegis disperses her shields and gives her swords to a nearby grounds-keeper to take back to the armory
- >Walk up behind her as she wipes off her forehead with a rag
- “Damn babe, I knew you were something else but that was nuts”
- >Aegis turns and smiles upon seeing you
- >”Hey Anon, were you here for all of that?
- “You know it”
- >You hold your arms out and she raises herself up to kiss you
- >Even now the simple gesture still doesn’t old
- >She sighs contently and rests her head tiredly on your chest after breaking the lip lock
- >”You smell like booze” She mutters
- “And you smell like sweat, overdo it much today?”
- >She shifts some in your arms “Maybe, with the changeling sightings and mom and dad wanting to meet you I guess I needed to blow off a bit of steam”
- “Shiny, don’t worry, the changelings are just bugs with envy issues and I’m sure your parents will be sensible”
- >She lets out a short giggle “I know you’re just saying that to make me feel better but I’m too tired to argue”
- >She really does seem tired
- “How long have you been out here?”
- >She cracks open hers eyes “Since you left”
- >Damn, that’s hours
- “Well then…”
- >Not giving her time to reply you scoop her up into your arms, electing a quiet squeal from her
- >Walking slowly, you carry her back into the castle, getting more than a few jealous looks from stallions passing by and a few mares glaring at Aegis
- >So Fade was right…
- >Reaching your room, you put Aegis down on the bed to find that she’s already asleep, making cute sounding snores
- >Hnnngg…
- >Striping the armor off of her and the clothes off of you, you crawl into bed next to Aegis and pull her close
- >She smiles in her sleep and nuzzles her head into your chest
- >Without another thought you drop off into dreamland
- ~~~Morning~~~
- >Knock Knock!
- >Ugh
- >Its got to be 6 in the morning
- >Who would be..?
- >A maid pokes her head into the room
- “Yes?”
- >”Mr. Anonymous? There is a Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle looking for Captain Shining”
- >Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle?
- >…
- >Fuck

