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Lady's MAnon Ch3

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  1. >”WHAT!” Exclaims Twilight as you break the news to her
  2. >You frown
  3. >”Was it something I did? I’m sorry, I’ll stop!”
  4. >You hold up your hands to stop her
  5. “Twi, It’s not your fault, it’s just it’s getting abit crowded in here, with you, me, Spike, your owl, and Peewee, its getting small in here”
  6. >Twilight’s face falls, “But…”
  7. >You bring yourself down to her level and brush a bit of her mane out of her face with a hand
  8. “ Twi, its not you, really this pains me too. But its not like I’m going away, I’ll just be in town”
  9. >After Celestia had started to send you letters via Spike, the conversation in said letters had quickly turned less than innocent
  10. >As such, you had asked her about finding a new residence and a way to communicate other than using Spike
  11. >She had responded that she would run some paperwork though to make you a citizen, letting you buy a house to avoid any compromising situations and a theory about an enchanted notebook replacing the letters, right before the letters went back to flirting with the infrequent photo thrown in
  12. >It amazed you how a millennia old goddess would openly communicate with you in what was this world’s form of sexting
  13. >She acted like a horny teen really
  14. >Putting those thoughts aside you look back to Twilight who still seems less than pleased
  15. >The mares in town had quickly caught on to the fact that you tend to be much kinder than stallions, and it was showing
  16. >Twilight and the others noticed too, just as they noticed that you seem to be getting more and more female attention whenever you walk into town
  17. >They weren’t too happy with that
  18. >Your guessing that’s why Twilight is so devastated with your wanting to move out
  19. >It’s only a matter of time before they are putty in your hands
  20. “Don’t worry, even if I do find a place I’ll have to wait a few weeks for the paper to be pushed, so you’ll have me here for a bit longer”
  21. >She eases some but still looks downtrodden
  22. >You sigh and look at the clock
  23. >You had to go out and meet Rarity and Applejack, who are going to help you find a nice place in town    
  24. >Both being successful salesp0nies they seemed to be the best to ask
  25. >With one more look at the clock you sigh and address Twilight
  26. “Gotta head out Twi, don’t let this get you down alright?”
  27. >”Alright…” she says before nuzzling your face with hers
  28. >You smile and hug her tightly, not missing the small ‘squee’ she made as you did
  29. >Getting up you give Twilight one final goodbye start out towards town at a leisurely pace
  30. >Walking though the town square you get your usual waves and greetings, some a bit more enthusiastic from mares
  31. >You smile a lady killing smile and wink at a group of mares who were standing a bit away, watching you, making them blush, giggle and turn away
  32. >Oh yes, it’s not long now…
  33. >Walking out to the east side of town, you start out to Sweet Apple Acres to get Applejack first, knowing Rarity would be less than willing to walk the dirt path to the farm
  34. >On the way you can’t help but marvel at all the apple trees that the Apple family tends to, there had to be at least a thousand of them
  35. >All that physical work…
  36. >“Anon!”
  37. >Lost in thought, you didn’t notice the pale yellow blur rush you and barrel into your middle until it was too late
  38. >With an “Oof!” you tumble to the ground with an amber eyed, red headed filly resting on your stomach
  39. >”Oops, mah bad Anon”
  40. >You look at your attacker to see young Applebloom giving you a sheepish smile
  41. >Applejack’s kid sister, sweet if a bit thick
  42. >You give her a mock angry look
  43. “My bad? I don’t think that will cut it this time”
  44. >Not giving her anytime to digest what you said you spring up while snatching her in your arms
  45. >Pivoting your feet around, you spin as fast in place as you can
  46. >Applebloom lets out a short scream that quickly turns into thrilled giggles
  47. >”AHHH! Anon! *giggle* Stop! Ah’m gunna be sick!”
  48. >Slowing to a stop, you set the woozy filly back to the ground, who staggers some with her eyes rolling dizzily around
  49. >You give Applebloom an amused grin, one that she matches once she rights herself
  50. “So short stuff, where is your sister?”
  51. >”AJ is in tha house, and Ah’m not short! Yur just tall!”
  52. “Of course, short-stuff…”
  53. >”Hey!”
  54. >You just laugh and walk the rest of the way with Applebloom
  55. >Right as you get to the ranch styled house the ribbon wearing filly rushes in hollering “AJ! Anon’s here!”
  56. >”Be down in a second!” Applejack’s voice calls from the second floor
  57. >Walking in you see Big Mac and Granny Smith lounging about in the living room, today is saturday, the only day the Apple family takes off on the week
  58. >You give them both a nod
  59. “Mac, Mrs. Smith”
  60. >Mac just nods back from his spot on the other side of the room, to the point as usual
  61. >Granny Smith on the other hand snorts and gives a reply
  62. >”Ah thought Ah told ya Anny, Granny works jus’ fine here”
  63. >As much as she told you that you still couldn’t force yourself to be any other way, Lady’s Man code demands that you be kind to any woman of any sort, even if they are not on the “potential” list
  64. “Well it wouldn’t be respectful is the thing Mrs. Smith”
  65. >She shakes her head slowly “Never did Ah think Ah would ever have a problem with a stallion being respectful, let alone bein’ TOO respectful”
  66. >You smile
  67. “I try my best ma’am”
  68. >She gives you a wan smile “Anonymous delivers”
  69. >Hearing the distinct sound of hoof on wood you turn to see Applejack descending the stairs
  70. >She sees you and a grin finds its way to her face
  71. >”Howdy Anon”
  72. “Nice to see you as well AJ”
  73. >You nod to the door
  74. “Ready to head out?”
  75. >Applejack nods and you two head out back to town
  76. >On the way you can’t help but notice how close Applejack is walking to you
  77. >She’s almost leaning on you really
  78. >Several times you brush up against her on “Accident” just to see her jump
  79. >You also saw her give a few mares the stink eye though town
  80. >Normally this would freak you out a bit but you had to remember that there was almost 5 to 6 mares to a stallion, making a lot of stallions into jerks and the compotation for a half decent guy fearsome    
  81. >Making it to the boutique you and the orange p0ny walk in
  82. >Back in the shop you see Rarity turn from her current dress project on a p0nyquinn at the sound of the doorbell
  83. >”Welcome to the Carousel Boutique, where everything is- Oh! Anon!”
  84. >Rarity trots up, levitating her things back to their spots as she nuzzles your legs not unlike a cat
  85. >”Ahem?”
  86. >Rarity stops to see a less than pleased Applejack
  87. >”Oh where are my manners? Hello to you too Applejack”
  88. >The flat look on the farmer’s face moves none
  89. >Best defuse this now
  90. “A pleasure to see you as well Rarity, ready to go?”
  91. >She turns her “Open” sign to “Closed” with brief flash of magic
  92. >”I am now darling”
  93. >You nod and head out with the p0nies in tow
  94. >Rarity leads you to an ok looking house with who you assume to be the realtor out front
  95. >The gray earth p0ny with the slicked back mane and tacky tie smiles and trots up to you
  96. >”So you’re Anon eh? Nice to meet you hope we can get you a nice place to stay before the day is out the name is Land Bits” he says with some insane speed as well as a greasy voice, not unlike a used car salesman
  97. >You can already tell this guy is slime
  98. >Both Rarity and Applejack glance at the house dubiously, obviously seeing something they don’t like
  99. >”Hey hey hey, let’s get this thing here started eh?” he shoots out before trotting to the front door
  100. >Getting closer you can see that the house’s foundation is leaning to the side
  101. >That’s a great sign…
  102. >Walking in the questionable building, Land revs up his mouth
  103. >”Sooooo, swell place we got here, new roof, and water heater as well as some nice bay windows, bit of leaning here and there but hey, still a great place for the low low price of 120,000 bits over a 10 year mortgage with only 15,000 down !”
  104. >Scratch that, this guy had to have been a human used car salesman an old life
  105. >Great price?
  106. >Yeah, no
  107. >The whole building is leaning a good 20 degrees and the walls looked like someone had hid bodies in them
  108. “Ehh, I’m not feeling it. Girls?”
  109. >Both of them take one look around before agreeing
  110. >”Tough customer eh? Well old Land Bits knows just the thing!”
  111. >He leads you out and across town to another house
  112. >This one actually looks good
  113. >”Well here we are! Great place here, nice view of the neighborhood, upper part of town, a finished basement and the whole motherload for only a 145,000 bit 15 year mortgage!”
  114. >”Sure is strange how ya’ll didn’t lead us inside…” Applejack remarks from your side
  115. >”Well, ehheheh, the inside is fine! Great even! Why would you need to see it?” Land retorts nervously
  116. >Is dis nigga for real?
  117. “Riiiiiight, well I’m taking a look”
  118. >You push past the greasy p0ny who looks ready to shit a brick and open the door
  119. >And the inside is…!
  120. >Actually very nice
  121. >You walk in and stand in the middle of the front room and look around
  122. >Welp is looks like you forgot just how nice these p0nies are
  123. >crack…
  124. >”Um Anon dear?” Rarity asks from the doorway with Applejack and Land
  125. “Yes?”
  126. >Crack
  127. >”You may want to look down…”
  128. “Why would I-?”
  129. >CRACK
  130. >You look down to see cracks in the wood floor around your feet
  131. >Well shit
  132. >CRACK!!!
  133. >The floor beneath your feet gives and the 3 p0nies watch as you disappear into a hole in the floor
  134. >CRASH!
  135. >”Anon!”
  136. >Groggily looking around from the pile of rubble you fell on, you note that at least Land wasn’t lying about the basement being furnished…
  137. >You sigh, today is going to be a long day…
  138. ~~~~~
  139. >6 hours and 10 houses later you, Rarity and Applejack are about ready to throw in the towel
  140. >Land Bits seems content to just show you almost condemned houses and giving out prices that are just too damn high
  141. >Finally Applejack hit her boiling point
  142. >Showing up to a small house with a sagging roof she lost it
  143. >”-only a 7 year mortgage of 189,999 bits? Sound good or sound good?”
  144. >Gritting her teeth Applejack marched up and got right into Land’s face
  145. “Hold up here mister, you’ve been leadin us on all day fur places that ain’t even livable fur prices that are almost double what a normal place should be, ain’t you got any shame?”
  146. >Land looks surprised for a moment before he bears his teeth with a scowl
  147. >”Look little lady it’s your fault you don’t want any of these places, I’ve been nothing but honest here”
  148. >At the word honest the cowp0ny looks ready to explode
  149. >”Honest? HONEST? You sir are a lyin’, cheatin’ no-good buckin’ snake in tha grass, you ain’t honest in the least bit”
  150. >Land’s scowl turns into a look of almost hatred
  151. >It’s rather unsettling to see such a look on a p0ny’s face
  152. >”Nop0ny calls Land Bits a liar!” he raises a hoof to strike the orange mare
  153. >What?
  154. >Nope, that will not fly
  155. >A man never touches a woman in violence, not with you around
  156. >You sir have McFucked up
  157. > Just as he swings to strike the shocked Applejack you lash out with a hand and catch his hoof
  158. >Finding the ankle of his hoof you dig your fingers into it and savor the agonized expression on his face
  159. >With a dead serious face you lean down and face him with less than an inch between you
  160. “Let me make this clear… If I ever see you attempt to harm a female in my sight again, let alone one of my friends…”
  161. >You smile wide, making sure to bring attention to your canine teeth
  162. >He gulps
  163. >”I will fuck you up…get me?”
  164. >He hastily nods
  165. >You release his hoof
  166. “Get lost”
  167. >Land runs like hell is at his heels
  168. >Ignoring the stares of P0nyville you turn to a stunned Applejack and Rarity
  169. “You two alright?”
  170. >Both mutely nod
  171. >Rarity is the first to speak
  172. >”Anon darling, I’m sorry today has been so much drama, but I think I need to exuse myself. Today has just been…”
  173. >She brings a hoof to her face and sighs
  174. >You wave her off
  175. “It’s fine Rarity, we can do this another time with a better realtor hopefully”
  176. >”Of course, good evening Anon, Applejack” and with that she departs back to her shop
  177. >You turn back to Applejack
  178. “You alright AJ?” you ask softly
  179. >She finally shakes herself out of her stupor
  180. >”Yeah, jus’ fine Anon…”
  181. >You don’t believe that for a second
  182. “Want me to walk you home?”
  183. >The orange p0ny smiles faintly “Ah’d like that…”
  184. >The trip back to Sweet Apple Acres is spent in silence
  185. >About halfway back Applejack leans up against your side as you walk
  186. >You say nothing but bring a hand down to her and pull her as close as you can without impeding your gait
  187. >When you finally get there the sun has set and the moon has begun rising
  188. “Well, here we are” you say as you stop at the ranch house and release Applejack
  189. “So Aj, what’s really on your mind?”
  190. >She looks up at you, her expression downtrodden as she mumbles something
  191. “Speak up AJ, I can’t hear you”
  192. >”…Ah froze…”
  193. “There’s no shame in that Applejack, he was about to hit you”
  194. >She snaps her head up to glare at you “YES THERE IS! AH SHOULD HAVE TURNED AND BUCKED HIM INTO NEXT WEEK! BUT AH…But ah…”
  195. >She looks at the ground, using her hat to cover her glistening eyes
  196. >”Ah was scared…”
  197. >You mask your surprise with an impassive expression, AJ scared?
  198. >Time for a reassurance
  199. >You get down to your knees and pull the farmer into a hug
  200. >She protests none, and after a moment, rests her head on your chest
  201. “Ah’m an element of harmony, and one of the tuffest p0nies ‘round…why did ah freeze?”
  202. >You say nothing but hold her tighter
  203. “Sometimes AJ, we just don’t have an answer for things, but I can answer you this”
  204. >You pull back some and look into her melancholic green eyes
  205. “So long as I am around, I won’t let any harm come to you”
  206. >Slowly a smile comes to her face
  207. >”Thank ya kindly Anon, thank ya kindly
  208. >You smile and release her
  209. >Standing, you give Applejack a nod and turn to walk back to town
  210. >”Wait!”
  211. >Stopping, you turn to see the mare trot up to you
  212. >Stopping just short of you she looks conflicted for a moment before steeling herself
  213. >Raising herself up on her hind legs and planting her forelegs on your waist, Applejack brings herself to you height and presses her lips to yours
  214. >Surprise jolts though you before instinct takes over
  215. >Wrapping your arms around the cowp0ny you pull her closer, pressing your body to hers as you deepen this kiss
  216. >Tastes like apples and cinnamon, you note with little surprise
  217. >Applejack moans and doesn’t resist
  218. >Taking her forelegs from your waist and throwing them around your neck she pulls herself even closer to you as her tongue prods your lips
  219. >You take the invitation and open your mouth, letting your tongue and Applejack’s meet in a sloppy, erotic dance
  220. >You lean your back onto the house as you explore the back of her mouth
  221. >Finally needing air, you and her break with a smacking sound, a thin shining strand of saliva still connecting your mouths
  222. >AJ looks at you with an adoring stare; her freckled cheeks flushed a dark red
  223. >Looks like she is most likely to be the first
  224. >And you are more than happy with that