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Dubs Roll "Gummy Ponies"

By: ShinobiPony on Dec 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.85 KB  |  hits: 59  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Twilight Gummy
  2. >And this is the most daunting challenge you have ever faced
  3. >Standing across from you on the kitchen counter is Optimis Prime Gummy
  4. >You suppress a shiver as he stares at you with his cold blueberry flavored eyes
  5. >Looming above you is Anonymous, A sadistic grin adorning his face
  6. >This is so twisted, he forces the opposing teams to fight to the death...only to eat the winner...
  7. >The horror you felt when Applejack had won her bout with Bubblebee only to snatched up and thrown screaming into the gaping maw of the cruel human to start all of this was indescribable
  8. >The macabre contest continued on untill you and the blue bastard staring you down were the only ones left
  9. >It was now or never...
  10. >"FIGHT" Boomed Anon
  11. >Without a second thought Optimus rushed you with a fist raised
  12. >You duck only for a robotic foot to knock the air from your fruity lungs via a kick to the stomach
  13. >You roll away as you hit the ground and turn back to meet him
  14. >He rushed again
  15. >Not this time...
  16. >Just as he gets close enough you turn and buck with all your might
  17. >Your grape hooves dig into him and send him sailing in a lazy arc
  18. >You give him no time to rest and charge with your horn lowered
  19. >Only for Optimus to catch it in his hand
  20. >A flash of searing pain erupts from your head as the horn is ripped off, sending a spurt of grape filling down onto the counter top
  21. >You backpedal, attempting to gain a semblance of balance after the horrific injury
  22. >Optimus wastes no time and presses the offensive
  23. >Blow after blow rains down upon you as you can only hope for mercy
  24. >Having enough, you headbutt him, sending him tumbling and making your head throb painfully with a new level of intensity
  25. >Now...You have to end it now!
  26. >With a renewed vigor you run to him before he can get up and send a flurry of hoof strikes to his face
  27. >Optimus raises his arms to cover himself, only for them to be reduced to a blue mush in your fury
  28. >With nothing to cover his face he can only lay there as you crush his head with a rage you had not know existed
  29. >Finally, after many long minutes, he goes still
  30. >You feel like laughing, You did it! YOU WON! YOU LIVED!
  31. >Now to..!
  32. >The ground abruptly leaves your hooves and you are lifted into the air
  33. >No! you had forgotten about Anonymous!
  34. >He raises you to his still smiling face
  35. >Opening his mouth you fell nothing but terror as you gaze at the huge, jagged teeth within
  36. >Struggling all you can you try to escape
  37. >No use, his grip on you is to tight
  38. >With flick of his fingers you rocket into the deadly cavern with dizzying speed
  39. >Absolute agony erupts from everywhere on your body as the teeth close with you between
  40. >For what seems like hours you are subjected to torture of the highest degree
  41. >Finally it stops
  42. >You are so broken you can hardly think straight
  43. >Before it all goes black you hear him say...
  44. "Blech, I hate grape"