Boredom Oneshot "Magic Hands"

>Day whatever in Equestria, 10:07 PM

>Finally making it to Celestia’s room in the castle after climbing all those steps, you stop to gulp in some much needed air

>Fuck stairs man

>More composed, you walk the rest of the way down the tower hall wondering what Celestia wanted with you

>Oh wait, you know…  

>You can’t help but smile

>Walking up to the door, the guards wave you in, signaling that the princess is already prepared for you

>The large oak doors to the princess’ chambers swing open soundlessly, revealing the white alicorn resting on her red dias as she wrote a letter, likely to her student Twilight

>Her single exposed magenta eye looks up at you, studying you for a moment before beckoning you in with a smile

>Stepping in the room, the guards close the doors behind you with a faint ‘click’

>Now free of prying eyes, Celestia’s face contorts into a frown as she flicks her long mane to the side to look at you with both eyes

>Here we go…

“So princess, any reason you called me here? Or did you just want to look at my pretty face?” you ask cheekily

>Her frown deepens ever so slightly “Anonymous, you know why I’ve called you here…You’re in possession of a dangerous ability and I’ve yet to decide whether your claims of being responsible with it are true or not”

>Dangerous? Really?

>She’s got to be joking

“Tia we’re friends! You’re not serious are you?”

>She rises and walks you to you with a steady, graceful gait while wearing a flat look

>Her face alone tells you what you want to know

“I don’t see how it’s dangerous in the least bit really…”

>This had got to be some sort of farce

>Celestia just seems less than pleased with your response however

>”You incapacitated Luna without any sort of effort…”

“Are you really looking at it like that?” you ask in disbelief

>She walks closer, muzzle almost touching your nose as her eyes narrowed

>”Yes Anonymous…yes I am”

>Ok, this is starting to piss you off

“Well then…maybe you need a dose?”

>Faster than she could react, you snap your right hand up to her face

>…And lightly scratch her chin

>Celestia freezes, before she lets out a cute squeal of delight, fluttering her wings as she fights to stay in place and not wiggle about.

>This is too great

“Who’s a good p0ny~?

>Blissed out, she tries to reply “…I’m a good po-!”

>Just as fast however, her eyes widen and she pulls her face away from you with a scandalized expression

>”See! That is exactly what I’m talking about! What sort of magic can do that!?”

>You raise an eyebrow and look at your hand

“Yeah, no magic here, just my hands”

>You grin

“Maybe another demo is in order?”

>You raise a hand infront of Celestia, whose breath has hitched

>Bringing it forward, you run a finger from her jaw to her ear, making the princess shudder right before you scratch right behind said ear

>Like magic, the alicorn lets a small grin come to her face as she pushes her head back into your hand, trying to get you to scratch harder

>You oblige her, digging your fingers into the sweet spot most p0nies seem to have behind their ears, making Celestia giggle as she lit up in contentment

>Again, she abruptly snaps out of it and reluctantly pulls her head away from you

“So?”

>She looks about the room, obviously still conflicted

“You know, if I wanted to do anything REAL bad I would have done it by now, kinda like…THIS!”

>You lunge forward to her unprotected side and tickle the sun goddess right under her wing, your fingers on full blast

>Celestia practically jumps with a squeal, but you keep on her

>She breaks out in bubbly giggles that seem wholly out of place on her, but no less adorable

>”NOHOHOHOOO! YYOU CAN’T DO TH-Ahhh!”

>Celestia falls over onto her back in her dais in her haste to escape your dancing fingers

>Seizing your chance, you straddle the princess before she can get up and continue your relentless assault, this time on her white furred belly

>Again she lets out another high pitched squeal        

>”NO! ANYWHERE BU- AHAHAAA!”

>You pay no mind to her laugher induced thrashing and tickle the p0ny, laughing yourself now

>She tries flapping her wings to get you off of her, but only succeeds in throwing loose downy feathers about and adding to the ridiculousness of the scene

>”Anon! I can’t”

>Celestia stops midsentence to break down in a fit of giggles

>”Breathe!”

>Hmm   

“Nope! Say please!”

>”Anon! Ahahaha!”

“Come on, you can do it!”

>”P-pleaseee!

>Whatever, she’s had enough

>You relent and stop, getting up off of the alicorn and letting her turn over onto her stomach as a few remaining laughs find their way out her mouth

>Sitting on the carpeted floor next to her, you wait with a smile for her to catch her breath

“So, how can I use my hands for evil again?”

>She turns her head to look at you, trying to look stern and she would have too if it weren’t for the edges of her lips twitching

>Still not convinced?

>You put your hands on either side of her face and gently rub her cheeks, making Celestia close her eyes and slowly lower her head onto your lap, her twitching lips turning upward into a soft smile

“Trust me Celestia, I’m not sure I could abuse this even if I tried, so am I off the hook?”

>She grumbles somewhat drowsily for a moment before answering

>“Fine…”

>You grin victoriously

>”But only on the condition that you do this whenever I ask”

“Easy enough”