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Boredom Oneshot "Frisbee"

By: ShinobiPony on Dec 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.83 KB  |  hits: 113  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 145 in Equestria
  2. >After a few weeks work, you and Twilight had made a frisbee that would fly forever
  3. >Why?  
  4. >Just because
  5. >”Alright Anon, give it a toss” Twi says as she pulls up a notebook and a quill
  6. “Here goes nothing”
  7. >Hurling the disk as hard as you could, it immediately zooms out of sight, flying at insane speeds
  8. “Too hard?”
  9. >”Just a bit Anon…”
  10.  
  11. >Meanwhile in Cantorlot, Celestia is getting ready for her day while looking at her to-do list
  12. >”Hmm…Tell everyp0ny that the world is ending for laughs?” Celestia says to herself, looking at the list as she brushed her mane
  13. >Suddenly, she hears a whizzing sound
  14. >Craning her head around, the sun goddess sees nothing
  15. >”Just my imagination I gu-!”
  16. >Crash!
  17. >A frisbee breaks through her window, ricocheting off everything at ridiculously stupid speed
  18. >Crack! Her vase
  19. >Boom! Her book case falling over
  20. >Celestia yelps and ducks and the deranged piece of plastic almost takes her head off
  21. >”No no no! Stop!”
  22. >As if hearing her, the frisbee flies into her mirror, shattering it
  23. >Whirling around, the disk continues its rampage  
  24. >With a bounce off of her tea set, shattering it like an orphan’s dreams, the evil thing flies out, breaking her other window as a final kick to the face
  25. >Celestia looks around, confusedly taking in the wreckage of her room
  26. >”Oh sister! The advisers want to se- GREAT GOOGLY WOOGLY! What happened in here?” Luna exclaims as she walks in the room
  27. >Celestia is speechless “I um…I don’t…”
  28. >Luna takes in the room, a disapproving expression on her face ”Sister, I told you that clopping this hard might hurt you or somep0ny else, take it easy next time”
  29. >Luna walks back out, muttering to herself about horny sisters
  30. >Staring at the door, Celestia brings her hooves to her head “What the buck just happened!?!?”