- >Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
- >Rainbow Dash was disturbing all, but the mouse.
- >The dildos were hung by the chimney with care,
- >In hopes that St. Dickolas would soon fuck all the mares.
- >The fillies were nestled, all snug in their beds,
- >Not knowing their mothers were giving lots of head.
- >And Dash in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
- >Had just settled a deal, no winter's fap.
- >When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
- >I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
- >Away to the window, I saw some flesh
- >Pony pussy, all wet and fresh.
- >The mare on the breast of the new fetish blows,
- >A stallion, lustred with bitches and hoes.
- >When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
- >But Braeburn, fucked by stallions, even in his ear.
- >With a fate so dire, horse loving that dick,
- >I was sure that I was going to be sick.
- >More rapid than eagles, the horses came,
- >And Braeburn whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
- I can't be fucked with the 7th stanza.
- >As dry mares that before the wild pegasus fly,
- >When they meet with cum, mount all pone to the sky.
- >So up to the house-top the pegasi flew,
- >With an orgy full of toys, and St. Dickolas too.
- >And then in a winking, I heard on the roof,
- >The pawing and clopping of each little hoof.
- >As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
- >Down the chimney St. Dickolas came with a bound.
- >He was dressed all furry, from his head to his foot,
- >And his clothes were tarnished with cum and soot.
- >A bundle of dildos he had flung on his back,
- >And he looked like a Tranny, opening his ballsack.
- (might redo this at some point)
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