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Turq n White

By: Shiggler on Jun 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.37 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day background in Equestria
  2. >Daily routine, triple S
  3. >It's the weekend
  4. >Fuck this you're going back to bed
  5. >Maybe this time you'll esca-
  6. >Dammit.
  7. >In your room stand two p0nies
  8. >A turquoise one with a lyre on her flank, and a white one with music score
  9. >They had consistently harassed you since coming to this place
  10. >It started out with the ass-slapping whenever you tried to go places in P0nyville
  11. >That wasn't so bad, you just thought it was a little joke
  12. >Until they started actively plotting against you
  13. >Traps, contraptions and other things were laid out to get you in a room alone with these two
  14. >To this day, you still don't know their names
  15. >But back to your bedroom
  16. >They were standing there, licking their lips in lust
  17. >Turning to one another, they nod
  18. >Cannon p0nies
  19. >You're running for your fucking life
  20. >While they're flying through the air at you
  21. >What the fuck did the glasses one have in her mouth?
  22. >Looked like a CD, but this wasn't Earth
  23. >Oh well, it's too late to wonder why
  24. >Distracted by the record, you aren't looking where you're going
  25. >SLAM straight into the front door
  26. >In unison, they speak
  27. >”Now we get to have fun!”
  28. >Ohshitohshitohshit
  29. >The crazier of the two pins you down on the floor with all her might
  30. >She begins to unzip your jeans
  31. >White comes over with the disc
  32. >...What the fuck is going on
  33. >”Don't you love music?!”
  34. >With your meaty love now sticking out of it's hiding place, the CD comes clamping down on it
  35. >Forcing you to let out a howl of pain
  36. “I LOVE MUSIC BUT ONLY AS A FRIEND”
  37. >Turquoise slaps you
  38. >”How DARE you hurt music's feelings like that?!”
  39. >The terrible two begin to move the disc, unlubed
  40. >Your dick hasn't felt this much pain since you got gonorrhoea
  41. >But that was a different story, for a different time
  42. >While colliding the CD with your shaft White begins to scuff your balls
  43. >ohgodthepain.png
  44. >Surges of hurt pulse throughout your body but you have to get away
  45. >Energy bars were your thing, you always had one every time you woke up
  46. >And the sudden burst of energy was enough to stand up, slap them in the face with your discdick
  47. >They retract from you in surprise
  48. >You slowly remove the CD from your cock and throw it
  49. >It returns like a boomerang, somehow managing to cut their heads off
  50. >Blood stains the walls
  51. >Thankfully what they didn't know was that
  52. >Blood was your fetish
  53. >Today was a good day