- Stuck in a Rut: Part 1
- >After being kicked out of your sleep from a nightmare, your clock greets you with the time
- >6:30am. Dammit.
- >Attempting to get back to dreamland was always futile for you, so you just drag yourself out of bed, sluggishly putting on some clothes.
- >Funny, it was normally light by now.
- >You check outside, only to be shown the grey face of the sky, and the pitter-patter of rain on the window.
- >Today is gonna be a long day if it keeps raining like this.
- >You read some more chapters of that book on Equestrian history that Twilight had grudgingly lended to you. She may have been friendly towards you, but she hated parting with that book in particular.
- >After about 2 long hours, it was time to head to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Reluctantly, you pull on a jacket and head outside.
- >Not many p0nies talked to you, but you weren't sure if it was out of fear or disgust for the fact you were human. However you did have a few equine acquaintances.
- >Every morning though, you'd see that one pegasus that would make an ingraining remark. Every fucking morning she had a new one.
- >"Where in Equestria did you get that jacket? It looks like it's been pulled out of a diamond dogs flank!"
- >You grind your teeth. No point in making a big deal out of this.
- Always a pleasure to see you, Rainbow Dash.
- >Continuing along your path, you bump into a yellow p0ny with her head down. Her face turns red, and her head jolts up in shock.
- >”Sorry, sorry, sorry...”
- Uh, don't worry about it.
- >She shies away bashfully, and you keep on walking.
- >You don't notice the p0ny look back at you with a longing gaze. She had already formed an attraction to you, but there was something more than just attraction.
- >After trudging along for 20 minutes, you reach Sweet Apple Acres. As always, Applejack was already bucking some trees. She turned to face you.
- >"Mornin', Anon!” She notices your bloodshot eyes. “Rough morning, huh?"
- >Groggily, you muster up some words.
- Yeah, it has been. I woke up at 6:30. Not fun for anyone involved.
- >"Shucks, sorry to hear, fella. Welp, you'd best be helpin' Big Mac with the preparations for the next Apple reunion."
- I'd appreciate it if I didn't have to work with him, you know how quiet he gets when you're not there.
- >Her freckled face formed into a sympathetic gaze.
- >"Ah know sugarcube, but don't worry. He's already done most of the work, you'll just need to help him with settin' everythin' out."
- >Sighing, you turn from her and leave to find Big Mac. It was definitely gonna be a long day.
- >It's the middle of evening.
- >You and Big Mac have finally finished everything for the next Apple reunion.
- >With a heavy sigh of relief, you turn to the red stallion.
- That took far too long, I think. I guess we should head back to the barn now, huh?
- >"Eeyup."
- >Walking along with the gentle giant to the barn is a hushed task, but to your surprise, there are no lights inside. It's too dark.
- >Wondering what's going on, you pry open one of the doors.
- >"SURPRISE!!!"
- >A mass of p0nies greets you, but instantly their faces droop.
- >Twilight calls out.
- >"False alarm, every p0ny. Get back into position."
- >Before they all retire back into their hiding places, you speak up.
- Wait, hold on. Who is the surprise for? Why didn't I know a thing about it?
- >The pink p0ny who's name you constantly forgot abruptly jumped out, and taking a deep breath, explained.
- >"BECAUSE, therewasn'tenoughroomontheguestlist, silly!"
- Oh. But still, who's this for?
- >The dressmaker's turn.
- >"Look at all the cider around you, darling. Who else but Rainbow Dash can drink so much?"
- Well, I didn't know she was an alcoholic but it makes sense.
- >You begin to make your way out of the barn.
- I guess I'll be on my way.
- >Just as you turn, Pink rushes by your side.
- >"STOPRIGHTTHERE! I think somep0ny didn't show up! ThatmeansYOUCANSTAY!"
- >You're not sure if you want to stay with all these colourful characters that don't particularly like you.
- Well... If you're certain.
- >”It's gonna be the best party EVER!!! Why in the hay wouldn't I be?!?! Cider for everyp0ny!”
- Some cider would help cure the boredom after today. Thanks, Pink...?
- >"It's Pinkie Pie! Gosh, you're so forgetful, hehe!"
- >Pinkie Pie. You'll remember this time.
- >Reluctantly, you find a hiding place behind a cider barrel. Maybe this is the start of acceptance amongst Ponyville, even if it is at Rainbow Dash's, of all p0nies, party.
- >Not 10 minutes later, Rainbow Dash, accompanied by Applejack, trotted through the door with a blindfold.
- >Everyone jumps out and screams at her.
- >Without flinching, she shoots a confused glare straight towards you.
- >You try and hold a stare at her but you turn away in cowardice. Dammit.
- >She smirks and trots off towards the nearest cider barrel.
- >Guess it's time to enjoy yourself. As best as you can, at least.
- >You hardly recognize any of the faces that surround you. Just as you get a pint of that golden wonder, Applejack approaches you.
- >"Ah did a good job, right? This is nice?"
- >You let out a little chuckle.
- Stop worrying yourself, the party's only just started. I'm sure everyone here is having a good time.
- >"Yeah, yeah... Yer right. Ah just needta drink summore and ah'll be fine, right?"
- Of course. What could possibly go wrong?
- >”Jist... since last time I tried to organize sumthin', I ruined everythin'. Abslootly everythin'.”
- Don't worry Applejack, the party's going fine. Everybody seems to be enjoying themselves.
- >”Yeah... 'course they are.”
- >She leaves. She can't still be torn up about the last reunion, right?
- >You go over to one of the gargantuan barrels of cider and begin to pour some into your glass.
- >”HI!”
- >Directly in your face is Pinkie Pie.
- Whoa, hey.
- >”What's your name, mister? I've seen you working with Applejack before but nop0ny else seems to talk to you. What'swiththatHUH?”
- Uh, I'm Anon. I've never been so sure of that either, I guess it's just cos I'm not a p0ny. Or something along those lines.
- >”Well you can call me your friend! I'm friends with everyp0ny in Equestria! Except Gilda, she's a meanie.”
- >You've made a friend. Your first friend in months. Maybe things really are gonna change.
- >You still have no fucking clue who Gilda is though.
- Well, thanks Pinkie.
- >Upon seeing you with another p0ny, Rainbow Dash comes over and tries to ruin it all for you.
- >”Well, well, well, Jacket is back. Why are you here? Who invited you?”
- >Pinkie Pie explains.
- >”WellBonbondidn'tshowupandAnonwalkedinbutweallthoughtitwasyousoIthoughtI'dbereallyniceandINVITEHIMINSTEADtotheparty!”
- >With a scrunched face of confusion, Rainbow turns back to you.
- >”Fair enough. But try any funny business, and you'll be out of here quicker than you can say 'Friendship.'”
- >Mockingly, you salute her.
- Yes, ma'am.
- >She gives a smirk, although seems displeased that she did.
- >Being bad at social interaction, you try and make small talk with Pinkie.
- So... What is it that you do?
- >”Well I work at Sugarcube Corner where me and the Cakes, oh do you know the Cakes? They'resofantasticatmakingcakesandtheirtwinsarejustsoADORABLE! I took care of them once but I wasn't so good at it. ButTHENMr.andMrs.CakeshowedmeandnowthetwinsLOVEME!”
- >...
- Well, that's certainly something. So you babysit?
- >”Well, yeah I guess so! But I also throw the best parties for everyp0ny in town!”
- You sure seem to.
- >She beams at you with wide, keen eyes.
- >”I'llcatchyalaterAnon!”
- >And with that, your friend Pinkie goes to enjoy herself.
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >Unbeknownst to you, lurking in a darkened corner of the barn is a yellow p0ny watching your every move.
- >She shivers to herself with glee every time you smile.
- >She's got one thing on her mind.
- >”I have plans for you.”
- >She allows herself a quiet giggle.
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >Seeing as you haven't properly spoken to her in a couple of weeks, you head towards a paranoid looking Twilight.
- >”Oh, hello Anon. Are you getting on with that book, heh?”
- >...Weird thing to ask. But she is an egghead after all.
- Yeah, the whole battle of Discord thing was really interesting. So anyway, where's your dragon assistant? Couldn't he come to the party?
- >”Who, Spike? N-no, he's... on business in Canterlot! Yep, business... in Canterlot.”
- Oh. Okay then.
- >Realizing you're not gonna get much conversation out of this p0ny, you slowly edge away from her. She doesn't seem to want to be seen talking to you.
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >From her little corner, the yellow one keeps her keen eyes fixed on you.
- >She admires every part of your monkey body.
- >Everywhere to her is perfect.
- >She has made up her mind.
- >You and her are destined for each other.
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >”So, you're actually managing to mingle.”
- >A rainbow coloured gaze meets your eyes.
- Oh, Rainbow Dash. Didn't see you sneak up on me like that. How do you even manage that, being a walking rainbow, practically the most noticeable thing around?
- >”Well, it's no small task but come ON, I'm Rainbow Dash! I'm no jack, I'm the MASTER of all trades!”
- >Giving out a disconcerted puff, you suddenly wish you hadn't given her a reason to brag.
- >”And besides, if it gives me a reason to show you up then why not?”
- >Sigh.
- What is your problem with me?
- >”Think of it this way. If there were hundreds of you talking monkeys living in a village, then suddenly one lone talking p0ny arrives outta nowhere, what would you do?”
- Not be a general annoyance to them everyday.
- >She turns her head in a playful manner.
- >“You think that was me annoying you? Oh Anon, if you thought that was bad...”
- Well, I did, but I guess I have worse to look forward to now. Screw this, I'm getting another pint.
- >Flaunting her natural talents, she flies overhead and stops you in front of the barrel's tap.
- >”Not so fast.”
- What are you trying to do?
- >”Nothin'. Just a little game. Unless you're chicken.”
- >Christ, this is never-ending.
- Explain your “game”.
- >”Okay, whoever can drink the most cider without falling over wins.”
- >Lame.
- >Whatever, it beats being harassed by her. You'll play along.
- That's not even a challenge. You're on.
- >She grins with a deviant confidence.
- >You're gonna crush her.
- >”Applejack, come over here and start pouring!”
- >She obeys her rainbow master.
- >You grab your glass, ready to take on this technicolour menace.
- >Hoisting the glass into your mouth, you begin to chug.
- >No matter how badly it burns your throat, you MUST beat Rainbow Dash.
- >One down.
- >For all her talk of being the “fastest p0ny in Equestria”, she's a slug compared to your dominant drinking skills.
- >After being alone in P0nyville for so long, your lonesome drinking-to-sleep sessions have finally become useful.
- >She finishes her first, letting out a sigh of content. You're just about done your second.
- >Just as she opens her mouth to spout off some arrogant comment, her jaw hits the floor, in awe of the 3 empty glasses that are in front of you.
- >She quickly grabs a glass and starts pushing her limit. Bad idea, you're too quick for her.
- >You put down your fourth glass, slowing down as you realize she's not even in the same ballpark as you.
- >She stops chugging midway through her third, her eyes spinning out of control.
- >”DammidAnon... Yerrafreakinanimal! Ya managed ta beat ME!”
- >Drunkenly, she drops her glass. Keeping herself up with one hoof, she extends the other towards you.
- >“Nop0ny's dunnit inalong time... I'm omost imprezzd. Whaddayasay we puddallathat crap I said behind us, huh?”
- >Rainbow's pretty well-liked. If you finally manage to befriend her, no matter how insufferable she can be, then here is where life is gonna change.
- >You finally won't have to sit alone all day and night anymore.
- >You'll finally be rid of all the stares.
- >You'll finally lead a life that isn't miserable.
- Pudder there, Rainbow Dash.
- >You shake her hoof, and she manages a grossly drunk smile.
- >Just as you let go, she tips over, falling flat on her ass. You can't help but let out a chuckle.
- >She begins to chortle too, with a few hics in between.
- >Laughing to yourself, you walk away, shaking your head. Who'd have thought you'd be friends with her?
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >Out of all the p0nies you could spend the most time with, it had to be her.
- >Rainbow Dash, the girl who had teased this yellow one her whole life.
- >Fluttershy was not the kind of p0ny you wanted to stop from reaching her goal.
- >A pushover, yes.
- >Incredibly timid, yes.
- >Weak and helpless, yes.
- >Until breaking point.
- >After seeing your glorious hunk of meat with... HER... for what felt like months at a time, she knew it was time to strike at you.
- >She wanted every single part of you.
- >And she would do anything for it.
- /////////////////////////////////////
- >Leaning against one of the support posts in the barn, you admire the scene around you.
- >P0nies dancing and enjoying themselves.
- >You've even managed to smile, more than thrice at this party.
- >But you've been unaware of the hungry eyes of a certain someone, until now.
- >”Uhm... hello?”
- >You hadn't noticed that a yellow p0ny with a flowing pink mane had walked to over to you. She seems familiar, somehow.
- Oh, hello. I feel like I've seen you before... what's your name?
- >"Flutter...s...h..."
- I didn't catch that.
- >"Flutt...s...y..."
- >She turns away from you and quivers a little bit. You gesture for her to speak up.
- >"I'm Fluttersh...y."
- You can call me Anon.
- >She grins slightly, still quivering.
- >You've scared her. You always manage to do that to someone.
- >It was bound to happen sometime, your stream of good luck was not destined to last forever.
- >Thinking to yourself distracted you from what Fluttershy was doing.
- >She had shoved over a whole mini-barrel of cider.
- >"Uhm... here you go..."
- >She motions towards the glass you had just finished off.
- >Your eyes begin to shine. Time to get truly wasted.
- You better be ready for some fun.
- >7 pints later, you shout over Applejack, and tell her it's time to dance.
- >Attempting to keep to the rhythm was proving a harder task than you'd thought.
- >Your legs felt as though they'd divided into 8 different parts on each side.
- >These new legs were most certainly not made for walking, let alone dancing.
- >Quickly, you trip over.
- >Applejack burps out a laugh.
- >"Yer absolutely hopeless, Anon! Granny Smith could dance better than that!"
- >Your vision blurs, spinning around like that wasn't a good idea.
- >You fall flat on your back, the room spinning in circles.
- >Who was responsible for getting your ass so drunk in the first place? You can't even remember.
- >Pushing at the floor, you try your luck at getting back up.
- >Your legs flop around uselessly.
- >Well, dammit. You definitely need to work on your gravity skills.
- >Just as hope at standing seemed lost, the yellow p0ny loomed over you, with a look in her eye you weren't able to identify.
- >She whispers to you.
- >"I can help you..."
- >Your head jerks up.
- >Forming a somewhat cohorent sentence in your head took time.
- Greaht, wondahful, I gutta get outta here! I'm blitzed!
- >"That's good..."
- >Just as Fluttershy puts you on your back, your eyes begin to slam together.
- >You've gotta stay awake, at least til you get to wherever you're staying.
- >She must have felt you going slightly limp.
- >"You're not falling asleep on me, are you...?"
- Nahnahnah, I'm toeduhlee fine! Wassyername again, Flattershow?
- >She gets quieter.
- >"Nono, it's Fluttershy..."
- Thassa nice name.
- >In your drunken stupor, you try to make sense of the area.
- >It's nothing you've not seen before, but you rarely visit this part of town. Let alone at night.
- >Despite not talking to many p0nies before, you knew it was a bad idea to go to the Everfree Forest.
- >However, that seemed to be where you were headed.
- Where ya takin' me to anyway? Ya passed my house about 5 minutes ago!
- >"I have a... surprise, for you..."
- >Drunkenly, your head tried to piece together what's happened.
- >She talked to you nervously. She didn't say much when you asked her name. She gets you a whole lot of cider. You fall on your flat on your ass, trying to dance with someone that wasn't her. She offers to get you out of there.
- >Come to think of it, every time you turned your head you noticed someone in the corner of the barn.
- >They weren't doing much.
- >But every time your eyes passed them, they were looking right at you.
- >Trying to jog your memory, you rummage around in your brain's filing cabinets.
- >That solitary p0ny...
- >She was yellow.
- >Shit.
- >You try and flop off of her back, but to no avail.
- >What has she done?
- >You pull your arms from her, but they won't budge. What the fuck?
- Whattaya done tah me?! Why can't I getoffaya?!
- >"I wanna give you a really special surprise, Anon..."
- >You call out for help, but no p0ny is around to hear you.
- >"Don't leave me... We're almost there..."
- >You look around frantically, scanning your surroundings. Nothing is familiar.
- >You've definitely never been to this part of town before.
- >She unties you from your back.
- >The sound of a slamming door and the click of a lock lets you know that it's all over.
- >Turning her neck to face you, her face contorts into some wicked, deranged smile.
- >"Are you ready for your surprise?"
- >Too drunk to stand, too inebriated to even see properly, you hopelessly attempt to crawl from her.
- >"Don't you want your surprise, Anon? Why wouldn't you want me...?"
- >No time to talk. You just gotta get out of there.
- >She trots slowly towards you, scolding you.
- >”I can't believe you'd be so ungrateful... I never thought you'd be like this! Why don't you love me?!”
- >As she reaches your near-limp body, she pauses for a moment, thoughts jumping around in her of what to do with you.
- >Gingerly, she holds you down without much force. It was all that was required, being in your impaired state.
- >Your legs were still weak, but they'd finally gotten some blood flowing through them again.
- >Just as she wraps her gross teeth around your trouser button, you finally feel a surge of energy to your legs.
- >That surge of energy was just enough for you to let out a seemingly almighty kick.
- >Her body flies over you, and you barely manage to get up.
- >Her face had a pained expression playing upon it.
- >She turns towards you once more.
- >You can tell there's a burning fire in her eyes, a fire for you alone.
- Stay back! Gettawayfrumme!
- >Her face curls into a frown.
- >"Don't be so difficult... this could've been fun! But now you've ruined it!"
- >Desperately, you call out for help again.
- >She backs up, getting ready to pounce.
- >Your legs have nothing left in them. After that kick, you've got nothing.
- >That thought gave Fluttershy just enough time to spring into action.
- >She launches herself at you.
- >You try to dive but you react too slowly.
- >A din of a thump rings in your ears.
- >It's all over now. She's completely on top of you, and you can't push her away.
- >You KNEW you should've left that goddamned party.
- >Her lustful, needy eyes lock with yours.
- >You unwillingly feel her quiver down south.
- >She's fucking crazy for you. In more than one way.
- >She tears off your shirt with her nothing but her teeth, trailing her muzzle lower, her final target being your dick.
- >You begin muttering to yourself.
- Shitshitshitshitshit...
- >She looks up at you with a devilish smile as she's about to pull down your underwear.
- >"Don't move, you gorgeous monkey... it'll be over soon..."
- >Lying there hopelessly, she grabs your underwear with her hooves, and slowly brings them down.
- >Horrified, you reluctantly sneak a look at her.
- >She's staring with libidinous intent at your member.
- >With your last smidgen of air, you let out one final scream for assistance.
- >No-one answers.
- >You stop resisting. There's no point anymore, she has you completely helpless now. Out of breath, out of energy, drunk as fuck. A tear of terror forms in your eye.
- >Still holding you down with her hind legs, her hooves trail down slowly.
- >She starts to caress your cock.
- >The tear flows from your eye down your sweaty cheek.
- >It's all over.
- >As she tugs at your shaft, it begins to fill with blood.
- >You can't even control it, no matter how much you hate it.
- >If your arms had any purchase when you try to move them, you'd probably rip off your own dick right now.
- >She gives a small smirk at it, licking her lips. Her eyes close.
- >She's putting her head down.
- >There is no easing into it, she simply shoves the entire thing down her throat.
- >She wraps her tongue around your meat, slowly twisting it in her mouth with desperation.
- >Her throat contracts with each motion, clinging onto your cock for dear life.
- >This nympho must've been sex-starved for months, she's going at it like a goddamn jet plane.
- >And you hate every single depraving moment.
- >There seems to be no end to it, but she suddenly stops.
- >She begins to jerk you.
- >She simply cannot get enough of your unwilling shaft.
- >Shuddering with pleasure, she peers up at you once more.
- >"D-do you not simply love this?"
- >In total shock, you can't even manage to shake your head.
- >You're so useless at everything. You deserve this horrific punishment.
- >Even if you hate it.
- >Nothing was going to interrupt this anyway...
- >An almighty crash through the cottage's front door has Fluttershy diverting her attention from you for a moment.
- >Was it rescue? Or coincidence?
- >The flapping of wings reveals itself to be none other than-
- >"What the FUCK is going on in here?!"
- >Of all the fucking p0nies to save you, it just had to be Rainbow Dash.
- >Even after finally making amends, it just had to be her.
- >Not Applejack, the only p0ny you actually had faith in.
- >Or Twilight, the first p0ny to talk to you.
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
- >She bucks Fluttershy from your drunken mess of a body in a technicoloured flurry.
- >You hectically pull your clothes back on.
- >Fluttershy lets out a furious squeal.
- >”YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM FROM ME!”
- >She forces herself at Rainbow Dash.
- >They tumble into a chair, giving you enough time to leave.
- >Rainbow looks in your eye with a horrified look.
- >"Run."

