- >Day ohshitit'sanewfag in Equestria
- >You've just come in from a hard day working for Princess Luna.
- >It's nothing permanent, just odd jobs here and there.
- >Today she had you collect some supplies for a project she was doing.
- >It's not much, but she pays you in free accomodation and food.
- >Of course, half of said food was stolen by Echo, your batpony friend.
- >The nocturnal equine shared your love of the night too, and so you decided to keep her around.
- >Right now she was munching on one of your bananas. [spoiler]Not like that you sick fuck[/spoiler]
- “Echo, why can't you get your own food?”
- >She turns to you, gives you that same mischievous look she always does.
- >”Well, you weren't eating it.”
- >That batmare.
- >You hear a loud chomp, and without warning a slimy thing hits the back of your head.
- >Grab it.
- >Yup, it's the banana peel.
- >She guffaws at you.
- >The metaphorical kettle in your head begins to boil.
- “That's funny, huh? Well how about THIS?”
- >Make like an American football player and score a touchdown.
- >...If Echo is the end-zone.
- >Charging towards her you throw the peel straight at her face.
- >She catches it in her mouth.
- >gosh_darn_diddly_doodle.png
- >Then...
- >She does something odd.
- *gulp*
- >The peel's gone.
- >She fuckin' eaten the thing.
- >Do nothing but stare at her wide-eyed for a while.
- >”Uh... Anon?”
- “Y-y... You ate the skin.”
- >”So? Never seen somep0ny do that before?”
- “You. Ate. The. Skin.”
- >Her eyebrow rises.
- >”Uh... I'm gonna go.”
- >She flaps her leathery wings and gets the fuck outta dodge.
- >You're left standing there in bewilderment.
- >...So batponies eat the skin too.
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