- >Day Everyone wants to be a princess in Equestria
- >You are Anon, keeper of bees.
- >Just kidding, ur a big faget.
- >Living in P0nyville is a simple task.
- >All your expenses were paid for after Twilight Sparkle told Celestia of you.
- >It is strange but, you don't dwell on it.
- >You awaken to a beautiful sunrise on the horizon.
- >With a stretch, you get out of bed to see the Princess of Night's tail poking out from beneath the frame.
- “Uh, morning Luna.”
- >She pops her head out.
- >”YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, PRINCESS LUNA.”
- >The sheer volume of her voice forces your hair backwards.
- >She then laughs at your appearance.
- >”Goodness Anonymous, you have with nary a doubt made my day.”
- >With your mouth agape, you simply stand affixed to the ground.
- >”Well, are you not going to assist your princess of the night from underneath this bed?”
- >Shake your head, still catching flies.
- >She huffs.
- >Ignoring Moonbutt, you go downstairs...
- >To see Sunbutt cooking some pancakes and frying eggs.
- >The waft of food tickles at your nostrils, it's great!
- “Celestia, my liege... Thanks for... breakfast?”
- >”It's no trouble, Anonymous. After all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!”
- >Scratch your chin.
- “Surely this isn't the most important task of the day though?”
- >”It is.”
- >That can't possibly be right.
- “So, no Discord messing shit up, no crystalline troubles, nothing?”
- >”Nope.”
- >She smiles regally.
- >But... what?
- “There's always some sort of mischief happening, what's going on?”
- >Just as you finish your sentence, a flash of light from your sitting room alerts you.
- >Take your breakfast through, munching on a syrup covered pancake.
- >You shout through to Celestia.
- “Thig ig fuggen eggelen'!”
- >Inspecting the curious thing in the room, you see a small note taped to the box.
- >It reads “<3 chrysalis”
- >The changeling?
- >Before you can peer inside the box, another 5 materialize next to it, filling up the whole room.
- “WHAT IS GOING ON?!”
- >Sit down before you pass out from the dizziness.
- “Okay, screw this, I'm going down to the cellar.”
- >You need a drink, even if it's still early. Things have been way too weird today.
- >Trundle down the steps and turn on the light.
- >Lying there is an unconscious Cadence with Shining Armour next to her.
- “What the fuck happened here?!”
- >He's rocking back and forth, pupils as if he injected 3 weeds.
- >”She did... horrible things to me...”
- >Next to her is a big rod made of iron.
- >...Shit.
- >This is just even more worrying.
- >Oh well, time for...
- >On your liquor cabinet reads “I O U -Cadence x”
- >Look up to see all the bottles are gone.
- “GAH!”
- >Hear a giggle, and walk back upstairs.
- >It sounds like...
- >“Hi Nonny!”
- >Pinkie Pie?
- >”Did ya like that awesome party last night?”
- >Uh.
- “Party?”
- >”Yeah! All the princesses came, even the big meany!”
- >Fuck.
- “So... what happened at this party?”
- >”Well, I held you down against your will and let them have your way with you! Hehe!”
- >...That explains the soreness in your crotch.
- >And you could've sworn Celestia gave you a wink...
- >”Except from Luna, she waited til you got up from the floor.”
- “Wha- How- HUH?!”
- >She grins, you're not sure if it's an insane or happy one.
- “I-I'm just gonna...”
- >You flop down to the floor.
- >”Oh, and you might wanna go to the hospital.”
- “W... why?”
- >She motions you to come close.
- >”Closer.”
- >She whispers.
- >”Cadence and Shining double-teamed you!”
- >She puts her snout almost inside your ear.
- >”And Shining has diseases...”
- “Oh...”
- >You void your afflicted bowels and pass out.
- >Fucking Pinkie Pie.
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