- >Physics in Equestria
- >Be Anon
- >Sitting around your house, you watch as the pones of Poneville go about their business.
- >There goes Pinkie Pie, no doubt setting up a party.
- >And Applejack, tending to her apples.
- >Rarity, sorting a dress.
- >Princess Celestia, heading...
- >Straight towards you?
- >”Hello, Anonymous!”
- >Well isn't this odd.
- “Greetings, Princess. What brings you to my edge of the woods?”
- >”I have been observing you from afar. I have done lots of research, and I have proven without a doubt that I know what your fetish is.”
- >Why would a princess of Equestria want to know what your fetish is in the first place?
- “Uh. Give it a shot?”
- >The royal being in front of you flashes an enormous grin.
- >Light shines from her horn, dazzling the place for as far as the eye can see.
- >White haze takes over.
- >When it clears, you see bicycles going backwards when pedalled forwards.
- >When ponies trot, they go incredibly fast.
- >When they gallop, they slow to a snails pace.
- >A minty pony looks over at the shining sparkles in the air.
- >Just as she opens her mouth to wow at the scene, a thief brings out a knife and tries to slit her throat.
- >The blade slices through her neck but...
- >The thief's neck opens up in crimson spray.
- “Um, Princess... What did you do?”
- >She brings out a dildo from her saddlebag.
- >Bedroom eyes goin' full frontal right now.
- >”Being the most magical creature in all of Equestria...”
- >The huge fake horse dong is positioned at her majestic anus.
- >”I changed the laws of physics.”
- >The gigantic thing fills her ass up, and you feel your intestines rupturing with each inch.
- “Th-this [spoiler]IS[/spoiler] my fetish.”
- >Good day in Equestria.
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